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hello, I'm gonna be updating this page every day for the next... who knows? anyways uhm... I don't know.... I think I lost my train of thought but.... this might be a roundabout way of saying this, but... I. HATE. SAUERKRAUT!!! that's what I'm really trying to say. anyways, I'm gonna talk about febreze, I like the smell... that's kinda it, I mean what's so cool about febreze man, its just air freshener. what I'm gonna do is list the ingredients if it does. It contains... water, alcohol, triethylene glycol, nitrogen, PEG-60 hydrogenated castor oil, propylene glycol, C11-15 pareth-7, sodium phosphate, sodium carbonate, and methylisothiazolinone. what a super duper omega alpha can of febreeze, wow! yeah I know she was SO surprised!! really? oh for sure! I mean it wasn't really big, just a little bug, but flower went CRAAAAZY!!!! oh my god FLOWER is really afraid of bugs! well, yeah. flower thinks shes so FABULOUS. like the time she asked ice cube if she was BEAUTIFUL! 'hey, ice cube! do you think I look beautiful??? uhh... no? *kick*' y'all I don't really know what I would do with this LTE, I'll just list off a couple of things I'm interested in... bfdi, itft, eating, miitopia, Steven universe, regretevator, dandy's world, mcsm (minecraft story mode), weird al, Tyrone the maker, tally hall, and many other stuff that I forgot about. atp if you talk about anything you hyperfixate on or have interest in, there's a 60/40 chance I would be into the same interest. black holes are a thing in the middle of the Galaxy, what I'm gonna talk about is if you were sucked in! well done becoming an Italian delicacy to it, spaghetti. I FUCKING LOVE BARBACUE BACON CHEESEBURGERS, HOLY SHIT. IT TASTES DELICIOUS, THE HEAT AND THE SMOKE, ITS JUST SO FRESH!!!1!!!!! AND DONT FORGET THE FUCKING CRUNCH YOU GET ON THAT FIRST BITE, THE JUICE THAT GOES IN YOUR MOUTH AS YOU CHEW AND CHEW AND CHEW ONTO THAT MEAT, THE CHEESE JUST ADDS ON. THE PERFECT MELT THE CHEESE HAS IS ABSOLUTELY, STRETCHY, YOU CAN NEVER GET WRONG WITH IT. and oh don't get me STARTED on double BBQ bacon cheeseburgers. DOUBLE THE CRUNCH, DOUBLE THE BACON, DOUBLE THE MEAT, AND DOUBLE THE FUCKING CHEESE, OH MY GOD ITS SO FUCKING PEAK. THIS + BARBAQUE SAUCE AND KETCHUP OH MY GOD AAAAAHhh!!!!! whoever invented this must be the king, I owe my life to this bitch. y'all I think I was glazing a bit too much on the BBQ bacon burgers, the bread is always stale on the burgers and I really wish it matched with the rest of the burgers, i cant lie. guys ive been having this cough for a while, and I've been using numbing spray and dayquil (for whatever reason), well its not been a while, maybe only for 2-3 days, but still. I feel like Im dying, with every cough making me feel like I'm melting. please help bro I think I'm dead D;. alright so this would just be about some dumb stuff that happened in my life, I went fishing 5 years ago, one time a cat looked at me and sighed, one time I fell down the stairs and I got a huge ass bruise, and that fall was just down 3 fucking steps. yeah my life is fucking boring, I have jack shit to talk about now, like what am I supposed to do? anyways I'm gonna go now, xiaohuangshu!!!!!!!!!!! you guys want a thing to watch when ur bored? a thing to watch while you eat? a thing to watch in the background? well I have a playlist full of videos above 1 hour long. you can watch it here. all right this will be a large one... so I played this game called aiabs, short for afk in a basement simulator, and WOW did it build a large part of me. alright from the top, I started playing when I watched Luca (2 weeks or months after release), and my brother named Dylan AKA Ricky, said, 'hey, we should play this game called afk sim!'. once I started playing it I was in LOVE with the game. I played like 100 mins a day, for weeks. after 3 weeks, I went to my moms friends house because... yeah? and my phone was gonna die so I used their charger, and as I scroll on YouTube for afk sim secrets, and what I saw was a game named, aiabs. anyways after all that I was immediately going on Roblox to play it, the game was active with only like 14 people, I don't remember, and once I joined, I was socializing with everyone. and now for the drama, in that game there was an admin named Lucas, he was chill back then in 2021, he was all good in my book. but 2 years later, he became trans and told us they should be named lily. as we found out, someone named Luna made a video about aiabs discord, and what I saw was shocking, I saw that Lucas AKA lily... was a fucking groomer. he changed genders only because he can get with someone UNDERAGED. oh yeah, 2 years later now in aiabs, another admin named Dennis started calling us all n4z15, only because he got banned on aiabs (I think...), oh and yeah Lucas gave Luna owner before he left, and deleted their account. yeah I never wanted to be involved with this, because I spread the news. ok bye peeps, gossip gone. XIAOHUANGSHUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 bro I fucking love typolution, just search up typolution on youtube and watch it. but still, the message it conveys, and basically the fucking song itself just matches with everything. I watch it every day now and you cant convince me to stop. never. as I'm writing this its playing in the background, and I'm basically stalling until the song ends, just waiting, and waiting. what a joyous!!! I made my own language once, but its mainly just fuckin... random letters :P ok I'm gonna give the link now, mwehehe the amazing decaprio art of language. so have fun tryna learn it!!!! (unfinished) X) awh man as much as I like music, I also like silence. who doesn't want that either?? well, other than the average classmates? silence is basically peace, you get to think without any distractions!!! silence is basically anywhere, you just cant find it much. you just need a perfect place at a perfect time for it. once you've had it you cant forget it broooo I loved arson ever since I was little, at the very ripe age, straight from the branch, the young age of TWO. arson was a very great, a neat. I like seeing it spread across the very thing it has been set up on! XD my favorite thing to do while doing arson is to make sure it spreads to the other buildings. I mainly set it on large orphanages, just so they realize that they aren't gonna hold their mothers hand as they die. what a great thing to exist, a very very amazing thing to do, in other words... I love arson and I would die for it, never underestimate arson, and what it does for everyone in the long run...... we have an overpopulation crisis anyways. hey guys, I feel a bit too overbooked rn, tryna take care of my cough, have some time to talk with friends, and update this page, but I really wanna get past someone on the actual LTE. :) I'm hoping for the best, and I wanna get past them as fast as possible. also when I pass them I might stop, i dont know, maybe reach 100k characters and then I stop? ,':[ yeah maybe, but there's no way you would be able to know until I say so. anyways, peace!!! I hate shows that get milked dry, heck its not even dry its just GONE. like nobody gives a shit about you anymore, only for the fact of getting hated on. nickelodeon milking spongebob SquarePants is just one of them, and it is UNIVERSALLY hated only on the newer seasons. not to be rude but, we don't want new seasons, we only want the ones from the prime age. there's no use just adding on more and more onto a story that doesn't exist anymore. anyways rant out, BYEEEE!! y'all think I'm doing too much? i dont know, I feel like I am... how do people do such crazy stuff? like how do you innovate through something that's once thought to be impossible??? its fucking crazy man, like people are discovering transportation, people are completing impossible levels in geometry dash (more on geometry dash later) and so much more!!! its actually fucking crazy to me :c I feel left out man I really wish I can do something in life, I want to be seen for once. I still want to view how people do their stuff from the spectating prospective, but I want to help through something atleast. just got some cookies, 1 sugar cookie, and 3 double chocolate cookie with chocolate chips. they were very great and i would eat again, 9/10, the consistency wasnt very consistent, but its still amazing none the less. man i really wish i had milk with it, it woulda made the whole thing very amazing. the first cookie was a bit too under baked, the 2nd cookie fell apart in an instant, but yet they were still YUMMY :D.yeah still a 9/10, its great. one time my mother had a 6 pack ofdoctor pepper unopened and it wasnt opened since, due to her restricting us of drinking the dr pepper, i really wish i knew what it tasted like, but ill never know. ;C if youre wondering how old it was, it was more than a YEAR OLD [:[ yeah it was just sitting there for 1 - 2 years without anyone drinking it, if i drank it i would actually grow mold on my body. yall ever hyperfixate on a game, or just play a game you really like, then find out a 4 year old from asia beats the world record speedrun by 3.46 seconds and can never be beat??? yeah, couldnt be me bro... couldnt be me..... ive never broken a bone, yeah everyone should experience it just one time. ive never broken a bone, but ive had a leg been in extreme pain for 2-3 months nonstop. ive never been able to sit down and adjust my position without my leg starting to hurt sharply :1 its way better now but in the time ive been in pain... yeah it fuckin hurt bro. geometry dash was a game made in 2013, very cool game!!! it only costs like $3.99, and its basically a STEAL. you have an editor, a level search, and to motivate you to keep playing, there are demons, and stars. none the less dont base geometry dash on youtube shorts, base it off the youtube :) anyways time to talk more about gd community. the gd community is just a balance of groomers, problematic people, players, ogs, and people who beat things on the demon list. lets just talk about the people who beat those demons. THEY ARE SURREAL. i remember when tartar sauce aka tartarus was first, now its pushed to basically the top 40 (i think :]) and dont get me started on ACHERON. i also remember it being top one for a LONG TIME. avernus was like 2nd when acheron was 1st, and now its 3rd, and its ABOVE ACHERON. if thats so it shouldve been top one for a year. yeah, the avernus thing was verified a year ago. honestly its CRAZY how acheron is 5th on the demon list. im very surprised these people have been growing so fast to just make it so far that they are verifying what was once IMPOSSIBLE. doggie, right now, is verifying GRIEF... FUCKING GRIEF, people are surprised it can even be physically possible by a human. no like actually, and doggie is VERY far into the level. HE HAS 80% AS HIS FARTHEST RUN FROM 0%. HOW THE FUCK... someone named whizkidd, one of the best spammers in geometry dash, verified silent poltergeist...... let that sink in bro, silent poltergeist. YOU CAN EVEN WATCH THE VERIFICATION, ITS FUCKING INSANE. like actually i am surprised it even can happen. im... appaled... whatever im happy people are growing, society should be evolving no matter what. choo choo train in the forest never stops rolling on the rails. even the small animals cant hurt it. one bunny its name them carl labugga jr the iii descendant aka carl. he would never give up trying to derail hthe choo choo train. he placed a rock on the rails, yet it never went off. he placed a log on rails, he sliced right through like a sharp axe. later than not, he placed himself on the rails. and coo choo train stopped. he never lets himself risk death on his journey, even upon others. choo choo train cares about others in forest, everyone is just like him, living in the forest. guys i love cheese, dont you too? you have to always have the urge to eat cheese at specifically 3 am. cheese is a universal food. who doesnt love cheese? just yummy yummy, cant wait for 3 am to eat it again. shredded cheese and flat square cheese is the ones that i like the most, dont really want triangle cheese nor holed, it has less cheese than i need. alright guys im gonna throw a boomerang, and i sharpened it very much. alright guys HeRE WE GO!!! 3, 2, 1, GO! ooh, OOH, IM GONNA GET UT, IM GONNA GET IT!!! cmon bro i have to catch it. H ITS COMING BACK!!! almost there... AAAAA *gets fucking decapitated* hello everyone, well, maybe like 1 person. another update on my cough. its getting better!! yayyyy!!! :DDD but its still going on, i hope it gets better than ever. i lost my medicine somehow, it just erased itself from my grasp. i really dont know where it is, i just hope i find it soon??? ,':( but, when i do, i WILL take a lethal overdose of the medicine. when i get better i will do another update about it, but for now im finished. BYEBYEEEEE!!!! :))) hey guys, future me here, im starting to wonder why i made weirdly short entries at the start here... but, it changes after i found out that the amount of characters are more needed than entries, i was such a dumbass back then but ive changed, i have changed the way i type and the way i extended all of my entries way more farther, anyways, gonna stop adding this part, get ready for next entry, because it gets stupid, and it gets continuously longer and longer... anyways, BYE BYE!!!! alright i will only be talking about cancel culture... its fucking dogshit. im like surprised it exists, like WHY is it like that. if you do anything even slightly bad, like a mistake in spelling? OOOFFF offensive to us youre COOKED, CANCELLED AHAHAHAHA. do anything AMAZING TO HUMANKIND, anything even innovative, but you look even slightly ugly??? OHH NOOOOO!!!! youre done bud, bye bye to you, CANNNCEEELLLED AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH BAHAHAHAH!!!! like look im not making fun of anyone... but twitter is fucking DUMB, DO ANY RESEARCH PLEASE, when someone has grooming allegations, you HAVE to look into it. IS IT REEAAALLYY THAT HARD to do the SLIGHTES bit of research?????? yall are DUMBASSES. like GOOGLE exists, THE PLATFORM IT WAS ALLEGEDLY ON exists, FUCKING CONFIRMATION VIDEOS EXIST. THE PLATFORM YOU TALKING ABOUT THIS ON EXISTS. yet your fingers are too tired just yaaaaaaapping and YAAAKKING away about how they are a pedo when they obviously ARENT. twitter. is. dumb. and ANOTHER NOTE, when ANYONE HAS A HOTTAKE thats ACTUALLY fr, an influencer comes in, and because they are verified, they are agreed with. YALL JUST BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU SEE. YOU NEED RESEARCH, FACT PROOFING, ANSWERS FROM ANYWHERE. listen TO. YOUR. TEACHERS. BE A FUCKING HUMAN AND USE COMMON SENSE. anyways thats basically it, bye. lostwave. lostwave is crazy to me because, how the fuck do you find... something that was thought to be never found... because its been lost for 10 FUCKING YEARS... its actually crazy bro, and then you realize that they still didnt find one that SEEMS TO BE EASY TO FIND. its genuinely crazy to me, how the fuck do you find THE MOST MYSTERIOUS SONG ON THE INTERNET... before you can find a song with the largest lead EVER... i know its based on how people check for the song, not to judge because i dont really help... but seriously???! anyways bye. guys, i didnt go to school today because of the cough. it got WAY worse, i mean i was coughing once every 30 - 70 minutes, BUT THEN NOW ITS EVERY MINUTE. its getting on my FUCKING NERVES now, i really want a CURE for this. IM SICK OF THIS (metaphoracally). AAAAGHHHH i wanna KILL MYSELFFF!! when this ends i will party like its the last day of the earth. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STOP COUGHING ME!!! DDD; omfg i think i know what came first between chicken or the egg!! the answer is family formation and mutation. the egg gets layed by an unknown animal, dont really know... but when they layed the egg, it was probably mutated enough, but not enough to become the chicken we know today. when that animal between the chicken and the unknown animal lays another egg, it can possibly be mutated again, or got the same formation it had earlier, until it became what we knew. well you know IM NOT A SCIENTIST. this is just a theory, A GAME THEORY!! (throw a tomahawk at my neck if i do that again.) but yet, it would be the chicken inside the egg, so its BOTH born at the same time. but technically the egg MIGHTVE came first. look again this is just a theory. guys i KNOW IM A DUMBASS, but im not a dumb dumbass. yeah im not a very good thinker, but i atleast try at thinking... anyways thats basically all i can say in this text, im a dumb fuck, wow! who woulda guessed??? anyways, goodBYEEE!! Its crazy that speedrunning even exists, there are large searches for skips, and mathematical precision against whatever they want in their time… and they only lose 0.09 seconds in the fucking time. It is kinda beyond my understanding, but somehow, i realize how important this is. I dont know why but speedrunning is EXTREMELY INTRIGUING to me, its just crazy why people get out of their way to just lose time on a game that was made in 2007 on flash that was never meant to go in these boundaries. Still, im actually intrigued into it, its honestly surprising that this can happen, like at all. Heres how oreos can link to hydrogen, oreos link to hydrox, because oreos are an imitation of it, and hyrdrox links to hydrogen, because the name is based off it, too easy? I dont really care, because im still proud of it, you cant do anything about it. B] Yall like fries? Im gonna rank types of fries from worst type to best. Mcdonalds fries, they are BLAND AS FUCK. id ask for more salt but they are already salty enough on making these fries. Crinkle fries, its trash, atleast it has some salt unlike mcdonalds, yet the texture on the inside isnt crunchy, all the times i eat these they are always either soft but salty, or crunchy but little amount of salt. Sorry not to be rude, but tater tots. These arent even fries much, doesnt really give off the great taste as fries, but they are crunchy and salty enough. Waffle fries, yeah they are good, fun to eat, but bad texture, and little salt. Good amount of crunch, but some softness in the inside. Regular fries, yeah its here, what do you expect, yeah good crunch, great taste, but isnt fun to eat. Potato wedges, these are fun to eat, crunchy, and salty enough, but they have a slight burnt taste to be honest. Curly fries, yeah these are great. They are fun to eat, crunchy enough, salty enough, just enough fried, but isnt AS consistent as i want. Very good anyways. We got nacho fries, OH THEY ARE SO GOOD. the cheese on it is perfect for the great crunch, amazing consistency, FUN to eat, and fried enough for one of the best fries ever. And thats basically it, for another ranking please like and subscribe and ring that bell for more notifications. Im gonna list 17 ways to turn off an alarm clock, 1: the normal way, 2: punch it, 3: kick it, 4: throw it out the window, 5: poke it with a stick, 6: use your tongue, 7: shoot it with a pistol, 8: fire, 9: throw it at a wall, 10: destroy it with a sledgehammer, 11: kick it out of your house, 12: throw it out of this dimension, 13: put it on the road and let cars run it over, 14: make your dog eat it, 15: disassemble it, 16: deliver it to malaysia, and 17: be the alarm clock. Hope this helps you sleep in bed tonight, goodbye. Ok i just realized i can just keep listing ways to do stuff, heres how to eat a hamburger in 9982 seconds. Step 1: get the hamburger, step 2: if youre in america, drive to texas, if your in another country, drive to the 2nd nearest country, if youre in a water surrounded country fly to the nearest country. Step 3: go to a steakhouse there if there is. Step 4: order a steak. Step 5, after the steak has been received, eat it as fast as you can, and tell the people who work there, “my steak is looking weird” and show the hamburger. Step 6: they will grab the hamburger, and place it somewhere. Step 7: wait until the steak has been digested, and go to the restroom. Step 8: as you are in the restroom you dig downwards and go to the kitchen of the steakhouse. Step 9: successfully grab the hamburger back, you got a free steak too! Step 10: drive/fly home and move to the farthest place from the front door. Step 11: get some youtube on. Step 12: dig in as you eat your hamburger. I estimate this WILL take 9982 seconds, its undeniable. :) When i was making this LTE, i was making it in another website, and there might be some remnants of the text talking about the website it was in itself. If i were to post it on that website there mightve been some backlash between some people. It would just suck. Anyways im done for this part, bye! Alright guys, i have a large story to tell ya about from thursday to sunday. So i went to the pool on tuesday for like 4 hours, it was pretty fun, not gonna lie. But there are way more better shit in this thing that i can get on through. Ok on friday… We went to the movies, we watched dogman (when i say we i mean my entire family.) and i kinda enjoyed it, its pretty enjoyable, and loyal to the books. Then, right after that, we went to the car dealership, i forgot how to say it, uh… and we got a new car, which was pretty sick! Ok, on sunday, i went to the amusement park (castles N coasters specifically.) We got the elite pass so we can do basically anything in it. So first i went to the horse spinning thing because my baby sister wanted to go on it, and after that i tried to get on the drop (the one near the carousel) but they said we couldnt go on because its for small people, why did you even let us in in the first place bro. Anyways due to that disgraceful fact, i saw ANOTHER drop. THIS TIME it was the TALLEST RIDE IN THE AMUSEMENT PARK. i INSISTED on going on it, and i did. My mother went on it too, and once we were rising, somehow i wasnt scared. But, we reached the top, and once it finally fully went off, and no time to recognize how far up we are… IT FUCKING DROPS. Wow who coulda guessed that.the only reason its sounding weird is because im tryna stall it to make this LTE longer… yeah. So, once it fell, i didnt feel myself on the seat at ALL. i didnt think i was gonna hold on the fucking seat, and i would fall off. It only lasted for 3 seconds, and when i got off, i was SHAKING. This part is getting long so im gonna stop talking about the drop. After that, we went inside the patriot, somehow being the first and maybe the only time im gonna ride a roller coaster. I did NOT like the way it twisted me to the side, it fucking pressured a bit TOO much. And then we had to do it, TWICE. Aint no fucking way im doing THAT AGAIN. After that, there wasnt really much to do anymore, nothing really caught my eye. One of the only things that caught my eye were the teacups, and they didnt even let me on because there was a height limit. We went the fucking stranger stuff scary house (YES IT WAS NAMED STRANGER STUFF. 😭) and, it costed 2 ADDITIONAL DOLLARS. It was pretty stupid, because it shoulda have gone with the elite pass, BECAUSE THE FUCKING THING WAS A SCAM, most of it wasnt scary, and when it was it only made me shiver, not fully down my spine. Pretty fucking shitty if you ask me. Anyways we got cotton candy, and we waited for my father to come back with my brotherins for half an hour, maybe and hour. MY SISTER WAS CRYING THE WHOLE TIME, and to cheer her up, we went to the carousel AGAIN. It was more boring than the first time, feel like you cant get a kick out of something there twice. But after they came back, he asked to go on the drop, and i went with him. EVEN WHEN I FELT NEAR DEATH FROM THE FIRST TIME, i still went ON THE DROP AGAIN. Once we went on i felt it WAY WORSE THAN BEFORE, because i KNEW what was gonna happen. And because it was night time this time, i couldnt see what was gonna happen. And when i dropped, i closed my eyes, AND THAT STILL DID NOTHING. It fucking SCARES ME bro. i dont know how people call near impending doom, “fun”. Anyways, after that, they wanted to go to the bumper cars, and i went with them. It was pretty fun not gonna lie, but it put ALOT of pressure on my stomach. Anyways after all of that, i went to mcdonalds for dinner, and went to sleep at home. Oh yeah i forgot to mention before all of that we got a new phone, that i BARELY use. Ok, on sunday i just went to the hotel, and we got 4 pizza boxes, 3 dominos, 1 little caesars. Ate alot of the pizza, like almost a whole box. Alright, thats the end of it all, i cant believe this all happened anyways, it was pretty fun. OK, BYYYEEE!!! Bro i dont understand how i even found LTE. but anyways heres how i found it, i really wanted to read a really large thing when i get bored. I didnt find one, i found like 18 in this. Im glad i found this because i dont think this entire thing would exist if i didnt. I mean i sure hope this does get released for yall to see. Also fact about this part, i placed it here because i was originally gonna talk about how long the past text was (the one above of this part). Anyways this part is done, BYE BYE BYE! :) Ok, so i made a routine where when i go to school, i take an uber to and from the school. I had an idea that i would like to share with you, When i go in an uber, i hear songs playing from the radio that they have, so i will make a list of every song they play and my thoughts on it. Im only stating the ones i remember. One time i heard a jesus christ song, cant tell the name because i DONT know the name. The one i heard today is Flowers by Miley Cyrus or smtn, tbh it isnt really that good for me. IM NOT TRYNA BE A RAGEBAITER, but id say it doesnt really stick with me. 2nd is… well i somehow forgot, maybe tomorrow i can tell you more. This is the story of how i got the name, whyislands. The name came from roblox (who woulda guessed). BUTTT there is a wider story to it. SO, here it is. So i started playing roblox in 2019, and i kept on playing AND PLAYING. I changed the password to it because i was mad at my brother for not beliving i was strong enough to open a fucking bottle of soda, dissing his ass. BUT, even after i changed it, it still worked when i put in my old password. So i still kept playing. When i got home from five below, i showed my brother this after logging in. he said for me to log out, and do it again. When i did NOW it did needed the new password. I tried logging in for HOURS, then i just gave up. 2 days later, my brother gave me a new account he made, and the name for the account, was whyislands. Alright this part is finished, i hope you enjoyed, and i hope you enjoyed I just found out about that someone won a super smash bros melee tournament with a fucking yoshi. And again its still fucking suprising that people can do this shit like that. It happened like 3 years ago i probably shouldve KNOWN THAT already. Anyways i only wanted to share this with you because i just watched a 51 minute documentary on this mf. Ok bye Oh yeah i forgot to mention that my cough is GONE!!!! Yayaaaaaayyayayaya, but it turns out, my mother has the coughs now, that doesnt go so well. Anyways, discord randomly gave me a whole week of free nitro when my computer died and i turned it back on. Its PRETTY COOL!!! Anyways, this part is done, bye. Alright guys here is my top 100 numbers (specifically the numbers 1-100), number 100 its number 73, number 99 is number 68, number 98 is number 17, number 97 is number 41, number 96 is number 59, number 95 is number 89, number 94 is number 29, and ur not gonna believe this because number 93 is number 35, number 92 is number 91, and number 91 is number 13, number 90 is number 63. Coming up next is number 89 and for number 89 is 43, number 88 is number 33, number 87 is number 44, number 86 is number 65, and number 85 is number 19. Cant wait for number 84? Well now its number 84 and number 84 is the number 28, number 83 is number 77, and number 82 is number 82, number 81 is 61, number 80 is number 3, for 79 is 95 and 78 is 56 and for number 77 its 67. Number 76 is 22, number 75 is 73, 74 is 88 73 is 8 and 87 is 63, sorry if theres doubles but, for number 86 its number 9, number 85 is 60, 84 is 12, and 83 is 59. Guess what because number 82 is number 41, number 81 is 48, number 80 is number 30, number 79 is number 38, number 78 is number 78, number 77 is number 14, number 76 is 21, 75 is 53, 74 is 37, number 73 is 91, 72 is 84, number 71 is 66, 71 is 42, number 70 is 39, 69 is 52, 68 is 94, 67 is 27, 66 is 95, 65 is 17, 64 is 67, and for 63 is 30. Ok so 62 is 18, 61 is 74, 60 is 91, 59 is 32, 58 is 15. 57 is 24, 56 is 99, 55 is 86, 54 is 23, and number 53 its number 70. Number 52 is 33, number 51 is 76, 50 is 38. Alright we are in the 2nd half of numbers, lets see what is in my top 50! Number 49 is number 6, number 48 is 41, 47 is 9, again, if there are any dupes, tell me, but number 46 is 55, 45 is 25, 44 is 73, number 43 is 63, and 42 is 82. Man typing all of this hurts, i cant do all of this at one time, but i HAVE to finish it. 41 is 45, 40 is 54, 39 is 84, 38 is 83, 37 is 62, and 36 is 74. For the number 43, number 43 is placed at number 35, number 34 is number 96, number 33 is 11, 32 is 66, and 31 is 88. And we have number 62 thats placed at 30th, number 29 is 28, 28 is 46, 27 is 57, 26 is 30, 25th place is the number 5, and number 24 is number 48, 23rd is number 37. Number 22 is number 51, number 21 is the number 70, for number 20 is the number 58, at number 19 is number 50. FOR NUMBER 18 ITS NUMBER 46, number 17 is number 43, at number 16 its number 7, 15 is 1, and 14 is 36. At number 13 is number 92, at number 12 its number 58. And at number 11 its number 35. NOW WE AT THE TOP 10 LETS FUCKING GOOOOO!!!! At number 10 its number 2, at number 9 its number 8, at number 8 its number 10, at number 7 its number 50, at number 6 its number 60, at number 5 its number 4, at number 4 its number 23, at number 3 its number 85, and at number 2 its number 95, and for number 1… THE NUMBER 47, i fucking love car from garn47 oh my fucking god. hello guys, future whyislands here again, gonna inform you that there are so many replicas, it is confirmed, anyways, bye. The last text almost numbed my hand down from typing so much in so little time, like i literally cant do all of that in so quick. I dont know WHY i did it, i just had to finish it. It fucking hurt man, i didnt like it. Put alot of strain on my wrist and both pointer fingers, its very painful. TYPING SUCKS SOMETIMES IT REALLY DOES. anyways, bye. Microsoft just recently made a microchip or something that MADE/CAN MAKE A NEW FORM OF FUCKING MATTER. I cant believe this, 2025 is getting even crazier! It can also make up to 90 NEW ELEMENTS. Im actually surprised this can even happen, and microsoft still isnt fixing the windows 11 updates :v Why the fuck is “why does the chicken cross the road” even the prime example for a joke. It doesnt even make sense to me, its just stating that it goes to the other side. Now if it means “the other side” like, heaven and hell, this wouldnt be a problem. I mean there are cars on the road, so it wouldnt be so stupid to count the other side like that. But even though you can cross the road and get ran over, you can also go down the street and go to the local kfc to get butchered and fried. The same joke would’ve worked there, but NO, THEY CHOSE THE FUCKING ROAD, AND DECIDED TO GET RAN OVER LIKE DAVID!!!! There is no fucking punchline to the joke, theres no joke, its just a chicken CROSSING THE FUCKING ROAD. what i will petition is the new prime example of a joke is, “a cow walks into the bar”. You see the punch line is uhh… the cow doesnt have any MOOlah for the beer, haha, GET IT, GET IT?????? Very amazing joke, we SHOULd make it the example of a joke, other than “im walking out on the road, there is a carrr???” –chicken Heres all rules that I THINK should be in the lte rule book. NUMBER 1: you CANT COPY PARTS FROM OTHER LTES (already set), NUMBER 2: dont say ANYTHING that resembles shit like the down there area or anything that comes from that, nor the chest area. Just dont be disgusting about stuff like that. NUMBER 3: no spam (already set too), NUMBER 4: no ascii art, that is basically a loophole for adding more characters on the LTE, NUMBER 5: uhhhh…. Dont be offensive at all, dont have anything like slurs or hate speech in your text, NUMBER 6: if you EVER diss car from garn47 i will kill you (nah this isnt really a rule id add, its a joke, but please dont diss bro.) thank you!!! So i played this game called nitrotype and i absolutely ROTTED on that game, You lost the game. you fucking loser. here is the game. The game is basically just a competitive racing game where you type whatever it prompts you to. Here are all the functions, the garage is where you can change ur car and collect daily loot boxes and play with friends. Season shows the season (wow who figured 2.0), seasons are basically a battle pass where you get a reward for every level you get. Guys im not continuing this part, because i just got fucking nitrotype gold for a year. Im so fucking happy bro, LETS GOOOEE!! Alright bye. Hey, i have something to tell you. Since i didnt really go to school today, there is no daily uber song rankings. Im very disappointed that i couldnt have done it, but maybe tomorrow, i can tell you the songs they put on the radio. See yah tomorrow then! :) Alright since i have nothing much to share with you all, i will tell you what i had for breakfast, lunch, and dinner (?). For breakfast, i had an egg and cheese sandwich. It was pretty good, the mayo added a good part of it, but there wasnt really much ketchup, i forgot to add it. Still good tho, not gonna lie. I would rate it a 7/10. For lunch, another sandwich, very basic. But its a chicken sandwich, with mayo, AND KETCHUP this time. Very good and very tasty, would eat 27 of them. Very peak bro, i cannot believe how good it is. 10/10 im not exaggerating here. For dinner, i had… mcdonalds. This part of the lte took a day to make because uhh… i forgot to update it :P so yeah thats what i had today, BYE!!! So this part will talk about pumpkins. I HATE pumpkins, THEY ARE TRASH!!!! I hate the insides of them, its so fucking TRASH. THERE IS NO WAY IM DIGGING THROUGH THAT PUMPKIN TO JUST CARVE IT. and dont get me STARTED with the carving. ITS TIRING TO CARVE IT, my fingers hurt after the carving, and when ur done? It ROTS AWAY. UR ART MEANS NOTHING AT ALL! alright, dont get me wrong, carving is fun, but it takes up too much time for me. I know people would say, “but thats the entire fucking point, to put effort” yes, but if its gonna rot away, and just become a small decoration for just 2 weeks, then whats the fucking point??? Anyways, rant over, might be a bit controversial, BYE Holy shit im finally talking about bfdi, yoooo!!!!!!! Bfdi was made back in 2010 by 2 peephole, cary and michael huang, aka the htwins. I started watching when BFB started, i liked it, so i kept watching. Bfdi is about objects battling for an island by competing with challenges. This contained something called “viewer voting”, where viewers vote off people who they think shouldnt get the island. The only people they can vote is the team who loses in the challenge, and honestly it sucks tbh. If someone did nothing wrong, then they vote off that person, and it gets fucking worse mate. Just watch the show if ur curious about it, but the timeline is fucking BROKEN. First you gott watch bfdi, thats the only NORMAL part, then you watch all episodes in bfdia before bfdia , then you watch idfb, that spoils bfdia 6, and then you watch bfb, and dont you DARE go off track, and then you watch bfdia 6-idfk, but theres a part above bfdia 6 that spoils alot of tpot and bfb (but that doesnt matter because u watched bfb), and then you watch tpot, and THEN after that you watch them both at the same time. So its pretty dumb, whatever, i suggest you watch it, its a good show, and i like seeing what they do for every episode, every episode comes out every month. so yeah, WATCH NOW! One time i was on the LTE discord, and i was talking to someone who then said “and yes its made on scratch”. Then i had the idea of, “what if there was an LTE in scratch?” and i kid you not, there WAS an lte on scratch. It turned out that someone made an lte on scratch AND its been there for 4 YEARS. Even after all of that it doesnt even count as an lte because there are spams in the text. Its not fully my find but i did have the idea, it was gonna be found anytime soon tho. anyways, bye bye now. Ok, im gonna talk about geometry dash again, but this time its different. There is something called GDPS, a geometry dash private server, where it is changed to however the creator of it likes. I played this version called WORST GDPS, otherwise known as WGDPS. WGDPS is where the worst levels get rated, thats it, but you cant spam objects, you can only put a tiny bit of effort in the level, and get it rated. I am in this GDPS known as CARGARN47, and i made a level called feetlicker (yeah weird name i know). And after like 1k attempts i finally verified it, and i told mods to send it for epic. I waited, i waited, and i waited, but then when it got rated, SPOOP RATED IT FEATURED!!! What the fuck happened broski, they agreed at epic, why did you rate it FEATURED?!?!?! This is so unfair!!! I cant believe it man, i did everything for an epic level, EVERYTHING. God fucking damn it!1!11! Im asking more than i needed but, its the thought that counts, whatever. It got rated, and im okay with it. Guys i had 30k characters excluding spaces, but i had to delete some parts because it leaned toward the old website i tested the lte on, im kinda sad it went down a bunch. But hey, this part will get me to 30000 again, so theres no use being a cry baby about it. Alright this should be enough to get it back to 30000 characters without spaces, so this part is finished, im happy i even got this far in the first place. I only started like a month ago (i dont remember when i first started making this LTE) and now im here. Great stuffs. Cant wait for 40k characters without spaces, but until then, i will be continuing the LTE for a while, maybe updates every day or 2, maybe when i need a break, i wont for a week, but for now, i will be going. Wish me luck here guys, peace!!! :) I forgot about the uber thing oh my goodness, i havent been having an uber for so long that i forgot the uber song stuff. Ive usually taken bus or walk to school, and when i do take an uber there are no songs playing on the radio. So yeah, no uber songs for a bit, sorry :P Im gonna be digging to china and i will give updates on the way, see yah. Update 1: nothin much, um… im down 12 meters, but i think im ok, bye. Update 2: same as last time, nothing is going on right now, except for it being a bit warmer and gravity feels weirder. Cya in the next update. Update 3: ok there is a difference now, i feel the hole caving in, so i made a structure surrounding the hole so it doesnt do it on me, im down 87 meters, and its pretty warm, cya in teh next update guys, hope i dont die. Update 4: i dont feel so good, my stomach aches, i found something during the digging tho. It looks like a skull, i dont know of what though, my head is getting even more dizzy. Ima go to sleep, see ya when i wake up. Update 5: im down 238 meters, and my legs are lighter than before. I threw up in my mouth because of my stomach aches, and the hole is getting more unstable. The heat is getting way warmer, and i want to go back up, but i dont have a ladder to climb back up, so i have to reach china if i want a chance to go back up. Ill see ya next update. Update 6: OH MY GOD OW OW OW, AAAAH eh MY BOWELS. AHHH, im DYING DOWN HERE IHAHAUhhh OWWW!!! I AM CURRENTLY 641 METERS DOWN AND IT HURTS SO BAD. I HAVE TO WRITE MY STUF ON PAPER BEFORE HERE BECAUSE THERES NO DATA DOWN HERE. AAAAAAAHhhh. Update 7: no, i cant do it, im leaving bro i just cant, IT HURTS, im DIGGING OUTTA HERE. IT BURNS, IT BURNENS Alright guys i dont know what to talk about here, so im gonna say 10 facts about me. I went to the gifted and talented class back in 3rd grade to 8th grade. I have more than 6 cats. One time my brother burned me with popcorn as a joke straight from the microwave. I almost burned a house down because i forgot to add the WATER to the microwavable ramen, and i am not trustable of holding everything, because if i look away from something, it runs away from me. Its over bro, the fucking lte is over. What do i say??? I dunno. What do i do? I dont know. Oh to hell with it shit is getting boring. All i can say is im getting 40k characters with spaces in this text. Congrats me. i hate mcdonalds but they are so good at the same time. the fries are always so dry but not all the time i get it salty enough man. its just rng right now, its either good or bad. the big mac has TOO much sauce, when i eat it, it just slobbers all over the fucking box. like holy shit i want to eat my fries why did you mess my HANDS UP. the chicken nuggets are fine, i usually take off the shell and eat it and then eat the inside of the chicken nugget. pretty good appetizer of the entire chicken nugget. i like double cheeseburgers, only because there isnt much sauce and the meat was cooked enough. the cheese is pretty crusty and they always get my order wrong with it. its fucking yummy tho, but the company is pretty bad bro, dont like it. alright so im done with this part, bye. Alright some of this part includes mcdonalds too, i keep getting fucking mcdonalds i dont know why. Anyways i was playing plates up with my brother on his Xbox, and then we were told that we were getting a new apartment room. They told us we can go check it for a bit and i said, “sure”, and so, we did. We went to the apartment and it was larger than the one we still have for a bit, it was pretty cool. Hard tiled floors were kinda better than the carpet as we dont have to pay for cleaning suds for it, and we had 2 rooms for us to be in. it felt pretty nostalgic for no reason, but it was pretty cool!!! Anyways, we found out that there were no socks, so we went to walmart to get some socks. Yeah that part was pretty useless so we’ll just skip. Anyways after that, we went to drive home, and i spotted peter pipers pizza, and as you know i mentioned mcdonalds at the start of this entry, so instead of getting pizza from peter pipers pizza, we instead went to mcdonalds. I got a bigmac, large fries, and 4 chicken nuggets. Very good day, jolly good show. Remember when i said that dennis said we were all n4z15 in aiabs??? Yeah well no i dont think that was him, he said that he was hacked and if it was him he would be drugged by someone. I dont really think hes actually being for real with this one bro, i cant believe this shit so easily dude. I need proofings, the proof, i want to hear the actual words if it isnt. Look man i cant just believe you after what the hell just happened earlier with you and all such and whatever, its not so easy to be forgiven like that. Only dumbasses can believe you if that were the case, but whatever, i cant be like this if there isnt any proof that he did, but at the same time there is less proof of him not doing it. My birthday is coming in about 23 days, WOOHOO!!!! And to celebrate i will be… probably going to las vegas again, for like the 3rd time. I want to gamble all my money away and become 27 trillion million dollars in debt!!! IM SO RICH!!! I LOVE GAMBLING WOOHOO, XTREME GAMBLE 2.0!!! gooBYEE!!! I will say 3 facts about 2 random us states, and yes, they will be stolen from some random website without research. Now im going to be a hypocrite here because well, i did say twitter doesnt do any research, but sadly, im a dumb fuck. So we landed on… south dakota. Very random state but, ill take it. The states mineral was declared as rose quartz, only because it was first found in that state. I mean sure i guess, if you had it you own it. The second fact is, its the only place to own a corn palace, and im not talking about in the usa, no… its throughout the entire world, where it is the only place with a corn palace. Pretty nice, but what is the need of that? The last fact about south dakota is that you can explore one of the MOST COMPLICATED CAVE SYSTEM IN THE WORLD. Its called wind cave, and its said to be just a large 132 mile maze of rock. That state is finished, and we are doing illinois. 1: Illinois is the first state/place to have a radio station broadcast. 2: the largest fast food chain, MCDONALDS (yeah the thing i keep talking about) was opened in this state. Wow im a fatass. And for 3: In the town of Casey, it has 12 of the largest objects in the world. I only did 2 but originally there was gonna be 17 RANDOM STATES. Yeah no im not doing that. This part is getting too long for me to finish. Ill continue it after a bit, but for now, no more facticals. I couldnt really update the lte for the whole day, because im fucking sick. I have a stuffy nose and my throat is fucking sore, like extremely sore. My mouth keeps drying up because i have to breathe through there until the nose stops being a fucking asshole. WHY IS THIS EVEN HAPPENING TO ME BRO, AAAAAHH!!!!! Anyways bye. Bro right as i finished the last text i INSTANTLY got better, i can breathe better, like better than before. I dont really have to breathe through my mouth now since my nose stopped being a fucking ass to me. Thank the heavens, praise the loard!!!1 Nevermind its still kinda here, but i can still breathe through my right nostril! Nope, its clogging up too. HOLY SHIT I HATE BEING SICK AAAGH! What if i destroy all humankind in 28 seconds? They will all be gone, fucking sickness grrrrrr! Remember the time when i was on a cough? Well this might be even worse. AAAAA I think they said we might move tomorrow, so i might have my own room!! Theres just one tiny tinkle twinkle itty bitty problem… im still fucking sick, so the air will be full of fever! Yay! What an amazing predicament i am in currently, this is just super duper perfect! WOOH! Guys, im getting better, hope it stays like this, i dont want it to block up my nose, and my mouth gets dry. I feel confident about this, very confident. If it comes back, i will remind you, because i made like 5 updates about this in a row already. Bro i hate school, not because of the learning experience, which i CAN talk about, but because of the fucking classmates. How is looking at me just standing there funny? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LAUGHING ABOUT??? MY APPEARANCE??? Bitch i cant control that, but you can with your excessive ass fucking makeup. Why is everyone SCREAMING like theyre dying anyways, theres no point bro. YOUR SCREAMING TO SCREAM, IS IT THAT HARD TO KEEP QUIET??? Dont even get me started with the brainrot that they have. They dont have any common sense at all, theyre just fucking STUPID. PEOPLE IN SCHOOL ARE STUPID AS FUCK. anyways stupid rant over, bye. Hey, long time no see, i havent updated this for about a week now and im glad im back to update you. My nose is still stuffy for some reason, yeah its fucking stupid, yet not as much as it used to be. I just moved into my new house, and its still pretty fucking surreal to me. And its spring break now so i have a week off of school, i dont really know what to talk about anymore since i kinda explained all i had in this week, so theres no use of coming back. Whatever, im back, so YAY!!! I FuCKING HATE ThE NUMBER 11, IT DOEsnt mAttER ABOut MY TOP 100 NUMBERS. IT SUCKS, THE NUMBER SUcKS, I HATE IT!!!! Why? BECAUSE ITS A FUCKING BITCH THATS WHY. IT HAS A WEIRD FEELING TO IT, ITS GESTURE SEEMS THREATENING IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE. THE NAME “ELEVEN” ISNT EVEN TRUE, ITS NOT EL EVEN, ITS ODD. ITS FUCKING ODD MAN, AN ODD NUMBER THATS WHAT. ITS GESTURE LOOKS LIKE 2 GUNS. oh but why not call the number 1 an asshole? Why the number 11? BECAUSE WHY DOES IT NEED 2 GUNS, UNDERSTANDABLE FOR 1 TO HAVE A SINGULAR GUN, BUT WHY 2 NUMBER 11??? HIS BROtHERINS ARE EVEN WORSE, THEY ARE HOLDING MORE GUNS THAN NEEDED IN THEIR NUMBER FORM. are they doing it for 11? Why are they holding more than needed? THEY ARE WORKING FOR 11, 11 IS REBELIOUS TO 1’s ORDERS AS A NUMBER, THE OTHER 111 1111 11111 AND SO ON ARE FOLLOWING HIS EVIL DEEDS AS HIM. HE, HE IS A LEADER OF AN ILLegAL CULT, THEY ARE ALL IN HIS FOLLOWING, HE IS THE GOD TO ALL 111111, THEY NEVER LEAVE HIS SHADOW IN A SINGLE INCH. 11 IS AN IRRIDEmABLE MONSTER IN A LONG SHOT, AND ILL NEVER LEAVE tHAT THOUGHT. THE FUCKING MULTIPLICATION OF IT IS MORE TEASING THEN EVER, HE LAUGHS AT YOUR FACE WHEN YOU GET IT WRONG. THE FIRST 9 MuLTIPLICATION NUMBERS ArE PERFECTLY FINE, AND THEN HE SPITS IN youR FACE WHEN YOU TRUSTED HIM. IT GOES FROm, 11, 22, 33, 44, 55, 66, 77, 88, 99, and then to 110. THEN IT GOES DOWN HILL. THE 11th MULTIPLE IS 121, AND IT KEEPS GOING AND GOING, ITS A FUCKING ASSHOLE. HE IS EVIL, EVIL I SAY. NEVER TRUST 11 Well im about to get 50k characters with spaces and 40k characters without any spaces. Its pretty far away because as i am writing this i am about 2 thousand characters away from 50k with spaces and 1 thousand characters away from 40k without any spaces. When it comes, i really dont know, but i know i will celebrate bash. Well happy LTEing people, the amazing whyislands has came for this Oh timezones, how you ruin me bro. I have friends who live in indonesia, when im existing in arizona, they are 12 HOURS AWAY FROM ME. so that means if i want the most amount of time possible to talk and play with them, i have to stay up ALL DAY. my sleep schedule gettin cooked with this one, its even acting up on my school work. Its so unfair bro, i dont like it, nuh uh. Those are the main pros and cons, whatelse i have will shock you. I have the fear that people are gonna break in any moment now when im unarmed. It might be a stupid reason, but seriously it sucks. BUT i can eat food whenever, and catch up on stuff that i should finish, very jolly good show. I HATE the sound of silence, i always need something else playing in the background other than my own voice keeping me company all the fucking time. BUT i can basically do whatever i want at those times without anyone catching me, might sound weird i know but since i still live with my family this is needed. But its fucking weird to me how people can be in the future. HERES A PULL YOU Can TRICK! PANTENTED BY DFC454, YOU CAN ALSO TRAVEL TO ANY COUNTRY YOU WANT, NAME IT, GO THERE. AND WATCH AS YOU MOVE thRoUGH TIME!!!! YOU SEE, IT WORKS BECAUSE UR COUNTRY IS (number here) HOURS BEFORe OR AFTER WHAT COUNTRY YOU WENT IN, MAKING YOU TIME TRAVEL!!! THIS WORKS 100000%!!! Anyways i just realized right now I GOT 50K CHARACTERS, WOOHHOOOO IM SO FUCKING HAPPY, VERY PEAK. that means i tapped 50k times for something that may not even be released. YEAH WELL WHATEVER I DID IT I CAN SAY IT, I HAVE DONE THE MASTER MOVE!! LTES GOOO!!!! (hahaha get it my typo says lte hahahaha. Im not funny.) ok guys, this may be a little out of order, but i did this for a reason, i decided to play a prank on everyone in the lte minecraft server, i made an account named fatedtopretendd, and only speaked of 1 singular word. I get more words i can say later on, like an unlock. anyways, i am making a giant ass pillar on it to make the highest build too, today, im gonna stay online until 1 am in the fucking morning, so i can jumpscare them on my large pillar. i like the smell of gasoline. so wish me luck people, for me not to get caught!!!!! (i sure hope nobody finds out i did this, im only putting this here for more text...) BYEEE!!! My birthday is in 15 days, and im pretty sure this one will have the most presents, i recently just got into vinyls, and i saw 3 vinyls so far that they got me, and im sure theres probably more from that. I dont really care about my birthday much but the only thing i care about here are presents. Bro ai is so fucking stupid bro, if you need help call up a fucking graphic designer or an artist or SOMETHING. Look if ai is the future, why are we the present? If were the ones making the ai and its the future, then we would lose thousands of braincells at once. Like how are you trusting something that cant even spell “glass” correctly in its art. Look bro we gave it like 10 years and yet its not even good at all yet. The art is very spottable for ai, using ai will just attract LESS customers when you use it for art. I just hate ai, because you cant replace art, you can only be used for good, this isnt good. Ai is supposed to be helpful, but this is to where it isnt helpful to people in need of a job. What are people DOING?!!!?? ONE OF My FAVORITE ANIMATORS HAVE A HATE FOR DR PEPPERRR NOOOOO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING???? AAAHHH dr pepper is the BEST soda ever, and i will NOT TOLERATE ANY HATE. BUT THis? WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! Sadieyayy, why, why do you hate it, its the best soda ever, everything about it, the flavors that clash in the mouth in the right way, the fizz it has is the perfect amount, the design on the bottle is perfection, just EVERYTHING. DONT BETRAY US LIKE THIS SADIEEE, PLEASEEE I CANT LOSE AN IDOL BECAUSE OF IT, WHYYYY. THIS iS NO YAYY MattER SADIE!!! Im being SERIOUS about this, FUCK YoU SADIE!!! (i still like her animations, they are very fucking peak) THIS IS SERIOUS, SHE IS DELIRIOUS, SHE CANT BE TALKING SHIT ABOUT DR PEPPER, I DEMand YOU MAKE AN APOLOGY POST ABOUT THIS. HOW ARE YOU GONNA WASTE OXYGEN WHEN YOU ARE HATIng on GLORIOUS DR PEPPER??? IT SICKENS ME. SADIE, i cant look at you anymore, why. Bro i dont understand, we just got everything in one day. We got many shelves, we placed a stand for our new lizard cage, and we got a new living room TV. i dont understand did we get paid? Like what the fuck man, whatever, im greatful for it, im just wondering where we got all this money to do all of this. I love egg, i wish everything was egg, the sound it makes is so gleeful. If every word egg, i would be happy. Egg egg egg, egg egg. I feel like making my own pokemon game, pretty basic idea i know but im gonna get a binder to sort all cards, and draw the same card, not once, not twice, but 3 times, and put in the same sleeve. Ill package them if i want to because if i have duplicates, ill have to give them away. Im gonna need hard paper, thin paper, pencil, and glue for this project, and alot more of the same things. Will update you when i finish doing that. It may seem like im running out of ideas, and so i did, whats the problem bro. It IS a huge problem for this, but im gonna leave this for a bit to let my life play out and i will tell you what happened in that hiatus, but for now, i wont really be updating until my life gets a bit more active and additional. So for now, peace. I FUCKING HATE NETFLIX OH MY GOD. IT REALLY HAS NOTHING TO WATCH WITH THOUSANDS OF THINGS TO WATCH. THEY REMOVE EVERY GOOD SHOW/MOVIE THERE IS AND THAT I REWATCH BECAUSE ITS THE ONLY GREAT THING ON THERE. LIKE THEY’RE REMOVING THE LORAX ON MARCH 31ST. I BET THEY’RE GONNA REMOVE IT AND THEN ADD 3 MORE MOVIES AND 1 SHOW THAT NOBODY EVEN KNEW WAS IN PRODUCTION. LIEK WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU NETFLIX??? Here, they are removing HAPPY FEET 2, they are gonna remove HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON, ONE AND TWO. oh my fucking god i HATE YOU NETFLIX I WISH BLOCKBUSTER WAS STILL ALIVE YOU SHITTY FUCK, KILL YOURSELF. AAAHHH!!! Oh netflix, if you were free you woulda been worth it, you have nothing on there, you shithead, but you make us pay for you, as if we want you to have money for this USELESS ASS PLATFORM. Why did you have to remove interactives, i know they didnt give you money but whats the point, people are still watching them so that shouldnt stop you from running them. Heres an example, why did you remove BATTLE KITTY, battle kitty was my FAVORITE. Before i can finish “where is our human” you guys removed it, i dont care about you, i dont care about money, i care about the fucking stuff on it, i need entertainment. If your not giving fun with the entertainment, where it keeps me at the edge of my seat, then you are not doing your job NETFLIX. YOU SUCK ASS, I HATE YOU!!! I know i keep talking about how i hate shit, but i absolutely love ranting about stuff, and most of the stuff i CAN rant about, is what i hate. What i hate THE MOST is the fucking algorithm man. One time, my friend who HATED fpe (fundimental paper education), said that they made a joke account about the thing, as a person who ALSO hated it, it was a pretty weird thing im not gonna lie. When i saw the account i was FLABBERGASTED, THEIR ACCOUNT HAS 268K VIEWS, AND THEIR SERIOUS SHIT, ONLY hAD 200. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS. THE ALGORITHM IS SHIT, THEY DIDNT EVEN GET THE MONEY FROM YOUTUBE, BECAUSE THEY LOGGED OUT OF THE FUCKIG ACCOUNT, AND THEIR MOTHER BROKE THEIR OLD PHONE WITH THE ACCOUNT TO LOG IN ON IT. IF THE MUSIC IS GOOD, ITS SHIT, NO TRACTION, IF THE MUSIC IS SHIT, ITS GOOD. AS A WISE MAN ONCE SAID, IF IT LOOKS SHIT, IT SOUNDS SHIT, AND IT TASTES SHIT, ITS FUCKING GOLD MAN. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING, THIS SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN EVER AGAIN!!! I WANT THIS SHIT TO END, WE SHOULDNT WAIT LIKE YEARS FOR TRACTION LIKE THIS IF THE QUALITY IS GOOD, THIS AINT A GOOD THING MAN. I HATE THE ALGORITHM. Sigh, “things never go peoples way and that is beautiful” –they might be giants, but when it happens to people who deserve it, it is all evil. Oh yeah now i have to talk about… the stench of YOUTUBE SHORTS. Content farms always get the fame, and its all just 3 YEAR OLDS WHO ARE MINDLESS, THEY GET A HOLD OF THEIR BRAINS AND CONVINCE THEM TO LIKE, OR SUBSCRIBE. Whats the point if your hate will override the love for you? I HATE PEOPLE WHO ONLY HATE ON FANDOMS, ONLY BECAUSE OF THE CONTENT FARMS. SPRUNKI, FOR EXAMPLE, WAS RUINED BECAUSE OF CONTENT FARMS. Look i know that you want some shit to be famous, but when i see this stuff, i go “what the fuck???”. It was made by a 15 year old, and he didnt want all of that shit, he didnt need all of that fame, he doesnt want anyone sexualizing his characters, or harrassing him, he just wanted fun. I hate the algorithm, life sucks, everything sucks. Why do people do this shit. Oh yeah by the way, max is removing THE FIRST SPONGEBOB MOVIE, AND MATILDA. I mean matilda is ok, its great, i liked the story, BUT SPONGEBOB??? NOOOO!!!!! WHYYY!!!! So now im rewatching the movie so i can pay my last respects on the movie. We will miss you spongebob, goodybyey. Ight, they made 2 parts about my lte, now its time to make one about him. Dfc454 is a guy ive been on war with for about ever since i got 40k. We've been talking about random shit in the discord for a while, but honestly, ive been updating every single time i had a large update on my lte. I told him im catching up on him, and he replied with A NEW CHAPTER ON HIS LTE. ok, now ITS ON. i quickly swept up and kept on typing to reach 50000 on this lte, which is such a huge feet to be very honest about this. And when im in a calm relief, he gets 60K FUCKING CHARACTERS ON HIS LTE. i saw that he named a title, AN EMERGENCY LTE UPDATE. As if it wasnt really a large war on this, and then i started going ham on this shit, i am writing this to try and surpass his title as 11th on the lte board in characters, and when i grab my hands on the 11th place title, i will laugh and spit on his face!!! BAHAHHAHAA!!!! This is war dfc454, and you are the villain here. Im only wanting 11th place because thats where you are right now technically. But whatever. ITS TIME FOR CHAOS!!!! I just found out that he is making ANOTHER update on this war, he is going DOWN HARD. hell, he might as well surrender right now, since ive been training my typing speed on nitrous type and i have about 99 words per minute on the game. YOU ARE COOKED DFC454, AND I MEAN IT. i will wipe you off the face of the earth as your oc went away dfc454, i cant wait until you become an unidentifiable monster. Oh yeah did i mention i made your oc, sd card, a disgusting mess to these lte readers? Ok, because i did, i took a screenshot of ur oc and served it through a bot on discord named esmbot, where it used content aware scale to make it a monster. A BIG FUCKING MONSTER. Look, let me pass you, and ill be on my way, there will be no war unless you keep it going on, peace? Or more war? Your choice, dfc454. You can only pick one. I have a good idea for a new spongebob episode, and its also on par with how the new episodes are, so stay on the back of your seats, because this shit is gonna crash. Plankton tries to steal the krabby patty formula by trying to dig under and break the vault from under. When he does this, he accidentally collapsed everything he digged through, and found the krusty krab 2 FROM THE FIRST MOVIE. He sees this as a big opportunity to steal the krabby patty formula by there, so he goes in, but he doesnt realize, there are still customers inside. These customers live to tell the story of how they got trapped. They were inside the restaurant, until a sandstorm came in, some jellyfish go into hiding when this happens, and since some are going in migration (yes im doing this because spongebob does alot of plot holes) they dont know where they can hide, so they hide under the krusty krab 2 by digging under, they dig so much that the sand collapses in and the whole krusty krab falls in, and the sand storm covers the whole restaurant. They follow the fry cook inside of the kitchen who has the materials for the krabby patty, people follow him and doesnt let anyone steal the secret formula. BUT PLANKTON, STILL TRIES TO. yet this fry cook, this fry cook is different, he is a madman, and kills everyone in the office who tries to steal it. Since plankton is so small, he glides past, but plankton doesnt realize, this fry cook found out due to the noises of the vault since its so squeaky. Plankton tries to run away with the formula but the fry cook blocks his path, grabs the formula from planktons hands, and KICKS HIM OUT, and plankton digs out, and this time, the sand continues to cave in until the krusty crab falls into a hidden cave, and leave finally. They all lived happily ever after, and plankton still is trying to get the secret formula from the other shop (he doesnt know the krusty krab 2 also caved in. Bro i am panicking so hard right now, i need to pass dfc454 RIGHT FUCKING NOW. the last text had no right to be so short yet so long. PLEASE I JUST WANNA PASS DFC454 RIGHT NOW. PLEASE. Im so close to passing him right now, but hes still on updating his lte. IM SO COOKED, look, im gonna have to update about every hour every day for now. I need to keep doing this if i wanna pass dfc454, but for now, when i get my grubby hands on his ip address, i will cause 27 nuclear bombs to fall onto his house every 20 day. He will have no time to rebuild, and the radiation will be so massive that he wouldnt even survive anyways because of it. JUST PLEASE LET ME PASS YOU, I GOT TO HURRY UP FAST. BECAUSE IF I DONT PASS DFC454 IN CHARACTERS, WHATS THE POINT OF ALL OF THIS?! Thanks to dfc454 i had a great idea to talk about sea food, its okay. I love some lobster in my life, i go to red lobster once a year, and it never disappoints me. And yeah i already talked about red lobster here, but i have to say the LOBSTER is just amazing. I never tried fish much before, but i have to say, it must be very good, because the smell i smell in seafood stores smell so amazing. I love oysters though, i dont know why everyone hates it, it tastes amazing. DONT DENY ME, JUST BECAUSE IT SMELLS BAD IN PEOPLES BREATH, IT STILL HAS GREAT TASTE. The grease is just enough to make it good, and the taste tastes like a well done steak if it was more well done, with a bit of a squishy taste in it. Just perfect though, please dont judge me for this. 🙏 Anyways, seafood is just good, i tried some seaweed, and wow it tastes good. There is a right amount of salt, and it just melts in your mouth, while also being crunchy, it does have this weird after taste though. But WHATEVER its still amazing, just wish there was more in a package. So i rest my case, seafood great. End, of, story. Ok, pack it up me, my fingers are getting MORE and MORE TIReD. This war is ruining me and my fingers, and i feel carpal tunnel catching on to the tips of my fingers. I have to extend evey single new addition to this lte (longest text ever) because of how aggressive this war is. I even have to change all of the abbreviations to the full text afterwards in () because of these extensions. LOOK MAN I JUST NEED a BREAK. A QUICK, TINY, A SLIVER BREAK. I dont care anymore, i need to pass dfc454. Please… please… cmon… WARNING: this part gets a bit… political so to speak. Get ready... I HATE THE US GOVERNMENT, ITS RAN BY WEIRD, 70 YEAR OLDS, WHO KNOW NOTHING ABOUT WHAT WE WANT. YOU DO ANYTHING BUT HELP US, WHATS THE POINT OF PAYING TAXES ANYMORE, WHEN YOU ARENT USING THEM FOR ANYTHING BETTER THAN SCHOOLS, FARMS, ELECTRICITY, AND WATER. Bro we need more help in life, people who are poor arent getting the things they need to live, and theyre letting architects make people who are HOMELESS, unable to live on the streets. I mean, yeah they might be a problem? They might be blocking some peoples way, or blocking seats for anyone to use. But they wanna live like the rest of us, and people are acting like they arent real people. This is fucking bullshit, you should give funds to homeless people in need of food and/or water for people to live in your country. This is a land of freedom, we were told we can do anything below the law, but the law states less freedom after the other, and everything is getting worse by the minute. The us government is falling, the economy is falling, the united states is getting less united. The government is expected to help us in anything yet doesnt at the same time. KEEP YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT. Dfc454 your level sucks, why do you keep doing this to me, this is unfair. Once i kick you out of 11th place, i will, and i WILL find you, when i do, i wont disappoint myself. This is the end for you dfc454… wait a second he has 80K FUCKING CHARACTERS?! OH NAH IM COOKED BRO I ONLY HAVE ABOUT 64,832 CHARACTERS. AAAAAAGHGH I COOKED, IM FUCKING DONE. bro i really dont want this to happen to me, please, please i surrender, dont kill my family, my mother, my brothers, my lizard and his crickets. JUST PLEASE, DONT, DONT DO THIS TO ME. PLEASE. AAAAAGHhh!!! So i play this game called rhythm+, and its basically just a rhythm game, like the name suggests, yeah, but the catch here, is you can place any video, and any audio file to turn into a song. You can chart it yourself, dont expect an ai to even do it for you BUB. anyways, i play that game almost daily, and i can basically do any chart. My keybinds are d, v, n, and k, pretty wonky i know, but its pretty balanced too for me. Since i usually own a laptop to play, my hands are bent naturally anyways when set on my legs. So d v n k is pretty good for me. Its a cool game, you should probably chart your own song. But anyways, i charted like MILLIONS of songs, and it is pretty cool, i even charted a 50 minute song, based off of the level EON on geometry dash, and i charted top 5 thousand cheese, where you play a joke level for about 2 FUCKING HOURS. Now im charting a 92 HOUR SONG which is the entirety of the longest miitopia playthrough ever, heres the link for it. Miitopia - Full Game But anyways, i will finish it any time soon, i promise, i just hope that i dont abandon the project like halfway through. THIS WILL COST ME 100+ HOURS OF MY PRECIOUS LTEING TIME, SO PLEASE PRAY FOR ME WITH THIS… THINGY STUFFY!!!!! :)) anyways, rhythm+ is really cool, so yeah, PLAY NOW!! Oh dfc454, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA STOP?! I cant believe you. WHY DO YOU STILL INSIST WHEN IM GONNA CONTINUE, NO SLEEP, about 24/7!!!! Never disrespect me, i am not someone to insist on fighting. I will destroy you, and i will pass you on characters and the LTE/longest text ever to exist. NEVER FIGHT WITH ME YOU FUCKING DUMBASS. AAAAAAHAHAHHAHA oh who am i kidding. Ur still gonna win, ur fucking speed is unmatched. HOW DO U DO 10k CHARACTERS IN 1 - 2 HOURS BRO, THIS IS INSANO STYLE. YOU’RE EVEN MAKING ME SWEAT WITH ALL THIS TYPING, THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE. GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!! AAGAGHHH. IM TIRED, IM TIRED OF ALL OF THIS, THIS WAR IS ON. WE WILL CONTINUE. Well met, dfc454. Who the fuck is this “anonymous liger” guy, hes been on my lte for about like 1 hour now. WHO IS HE, SHOW YOURSELF!!! Oh i have a theory guys, it might be dfc454 checking up on me, seeing if i passed him or not. BUT LISTEN HERE BUCKO, I WILL PASS YOU, THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME. I HAVE ALL THE FREE TIME I NEED TO PASS YOU IN EVERYTHING. WORDS, CHARACTERS, EVEN WITHOUT SPACES I WILL PASS YOU. dont think you’re slick BUCKOROONY. YOUR ANONYMOUS ACTS WILL HOLD ON NO FURTHER. But honestly if thats not dfc454, who the fuck is it, like seriously. Its pretty weird how they’ve been here for so long and is still on the start of the fucking page. This is weird guys, whoever this person is, they do NOT look so good. They are all the suspicion. Alright guys the 21st page, wonder what im gonna talk about on here, maybe about donuts? Yeah i guess i will. Oh i just realized that dfc454 is NOT the anonymous liger. Hes actually the anonymous loris. Oops, whatever, i dont really care man. Donuts, frosted, pink, creme filled, amazing. Cant go wrong with it. I love donut holes because they are just small enough for me to eat. Just perfect for me. I love the frost and/or glaze it has on the donut. I dont know if donut holes are called donuts because… its a donut hole. The donut hole is the hole in the donut, and if its a hole in the donut, wouldnt it be a tunod? Whatever, still, good food. I love bavarian creme filled donuts, and no i dont care about the albuquerque you have in ur mind, i like the ones from Circle K. i specifically get the chocolate covered ones because… greatness with greatness. Oh and the other Circle K items are good too, i can make a separate part about circle k too but i can just talk about it in this part. I LOVE polar pops, they are so cheap for a large amount of soda. So i can piss off the workers there, i just put every good soda in it. Yeah i know everyone used to do that, but this is just for the money i pay them, and the money they have to pay. Ahh, i love ruining businesses. Anyways, i love getting slim jims there. THEY ARE AMAZING, i keep getting the dorito ones, because it feels rubberish and creamy inside, yet tastes AMAZING. Bro i literally get that every time i go to circle k. ITS JUST SO PEAK. anyways, where was i? Donuts? Ok, donuts. Donuts are very good, just a great invention… i forgot who made donuts, ima just tell google. Who invented donuts… oh it was made by someone named… well i dont know who made it actually, but the ringed ones (the common ones) are made by hanson gregory at 16 YEARS OLD?! It turns out that donut holes WERE the original donuts technically… makes sense because dough… nuts… haha… whatever, but its a pretty cool fact im NOT gonna lie. Ok so, those are donuts for ya, donuts, devine, i can see what homer simpson, aka hammer samson, loves donuts, but the pink ones are… ok, not really good, but mid, its just good for good. So, doughnuts, donuts, whatever you call em, very cool invention, i suggest you try it out if ur missing out on donuts. (i dont know whole never had one but… yknow…) AAHHHH dfc454 i fucking HATE YOU, PLEASE LET ME PASS YOU. there are TOO MANY PARTS BASED ON ME HATING YOU BECAUSE OF THIS WAR. this war is GOING UP. I CAN NEVER, and i mean NEVER tolerate such BEHAVIOR on this shit. FUCK. OFF. Alright heres my new top 10 favorite words. NUMBER 10: tolerate. Something about it feels… appreciative. NUMBER 9: violence. DIE, DEATH, HAPPYNESS!!! NUMBER 8: guava. AAHHH very strong word. NUMBER 7: fig. Ah, REFRESHER. NUMBER 6: compose. Ah yes, the structuring and the rising up. Idea coming into fruition. Speaking of fruition, NUMBER 5: fruition. NUMBER 4: memorial. Pretty good sounding not gonna lie. SPONSORSHIP FROM anonymous liger. Anyways, NUMBER 3, yes we at the top 3 now. NUMBER 3 IS… hue. Number 2 is: skibidi. Dont know if this is an actual word, but whatever. I dont care. Number 1 is… car I LOVE CAR FROM GARN 47 (number 0: egg) I KNEW IT, ALL ALONG, ANONYMOUS LIGER IS A FUCKING SPY CAMERA, LOOKING AT EVERY MOVE I DO. dont right as i was making this text i heard a large “holy fuck” come from the tv in the living room and i got scared by it. I shouldnt be leaving it on anyways bro. This is stupid. Yay new page, page 22, very cool and very shiny. I cant wait for whats to come in this… i really cant wait… what am i gonna do bro, what the fuck is this for. I guess ill just state out what every google docs function is. That magnifying glass in the corner of the screen (only available for the editor), searches menus, dont really know what that does, but whatever. Those u turn arrow thingies would undo and redo shit that you didnt really want from last revision. Yeah well i think everyone knows what they do at this point. That little printer thing prints the document that you made. Just know that if you dont have a printer, theres no fucking use for it. That A with a check mark, checks your grammar in the document. Yeah no im not clicking that. My grammar sucks like im smoking crack, like i dont think ill be needing that, thanks. The paint roller just paints the format of the doc. That 100% thing zooms your screen into the document, i dont know why thats needed but maybe its for checking small things in your doc… if ur blind. The normal text drop down shows different types of text and different headers. That arial drop down just shows all the fonts you can use and/or download for your document. The - 11 + thing (varies on size put naturally) changes your font size. And then the B, I, and U does special stuff, like the B makes everything BOLD, The I makes everything slanted/ittalic, and the U makes everything you type underlined. That A with the black bar underneath is a text color changer. So the text can be red, blue, white, and any random color. I also just realized i made the flag of france, so thats a neat thing to say… anyways that pencil thing highlights everything you type. What a good tool… i guess, whatever. NEXT. that link thing inserts a link you want, that + comment thing just… adds a comment, what the fuck you want me to say? Anyways, that landscape thing adds a picture, and those 3 dots contain… oh… more shit to type. Whatever, ive been needing this since the war started, speaking of the war its getting more tiring and tiring by the SECOND. Alright, lets get this over with. FLASH ROUND, That 5 bar thing at the start is a text alignment and indenting tool. That up and down arrow with 3 bars space paragraphs by how long you need. Those checkmark things with bars next to them are checklist shit. We also have, dot list, numba list, and yeah das it. Theres also increase indent and decrease indent as the 3rd and 2nd to last items, and the last item in this bunch… is a clear formatting button, which resets all ur formats. Pretty cool shit ey, i dont know when i need to use most of these, but alot are useful, so it doesnt matter. This part is over. So, yall think ur spotify playlist is unhinged, well mine is way more unhinged, and i can prove it. THANKS TO MY 7 wonderful and magical brain nucleus cell tormenting themselves to make a single thought, i combine almost every song of almost all my favorite artists to a playlist. So in a single playlist you can get, strawberry fields forever take 26 by the beatles, and then get urantia by deftones, and then get dead bent by MF DOOM, and then harvey by alex g, what a fucking playlist am i right or am i right. The playlist is over 400 HOURS LONG. WITH OVER 4K SONGS. Well i seem very happy about this important factual, but you dont understand, my mood will change from sad, to AAAAAAAHHH. The best playlist ever bro, you cant understand… i listen to everything. If you test me on that shit, then you dont know who i am. I AM THE LISTENER, I LISTEN TO MOST ARTISTS. No not new kanye west that shit sucks, and also new blur and new weezer, and also… well most of these artists are losing their spark of what made them the artists they once were. THEY WERE MAKING BANGER AFTER BANGER MAN, until they couldnt make any more ideas. Music is gone and dull. Where has the time went 💔 THEYRE EVERYWHERE. WHO THE FUCK IS ANONYMOUS FARRET. OH MY GOD AAAAAAAAAA. Where are they all coming from, dfc454 when i find you. My favorite one from this fucked up brady bunch is the anonymous dinosaur, and they all left in an instant. Nope they coming back. NEVERMIND OH MY GOD. ANONYMOUS KIWI. THIS IS SO FUCKING PEAK. no way there was a dumbo octopus. Wow, what an amazing name for an animal. Dumbo octopus. That might be a play on for how dfc454 is. Greatness. Anonymous giraffe… anonymous kangaroo… anonymous… liger.. YOU. what the fuck are you doing man, you get a kick from this? Bro all ur doing is just making me get more characters. WHY THANK YOU, YOU ARE SO FUCKING KIND MAN. look, if ur really trying to play a prank on me, it shouldnt be redeeming, it should be FUNNY. But i guess ill just take it. Thankssss!!! I dont like the way youre sitting there anonymous liger. They’re all coming back arent they. Yeah… they are, thanks anonymous buffalo. YOU. anonymous liger, stop doing that. Your gang of weird animals are not gonna make be go all insano on you. I will find your habitat and set it on fire. FRESH LIGER MEAT. anonymous camel. Ah how i love anonymous camel. Well i sure wish 19 more will spawn. NOOOO WHAT THE FUCCKK NOOOOO. WHAT HAPPENED TO ANONYMOUS CAMEL. You. ANONYMOUS LIGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING. Youre just gonna leave me be with your gang. I cant believe you. OOH anonymous nyan cat? ANONYMOUS NYAN CAT IS MY FAAAAVORITE. Well this is surprising aint it! Well, thanks anonymous nyan cat for staying. If you ever die i will come back. I always will. NOOO ok thats it. YOU. anonymous liger, what did you do with nyan cat. He is UNIVERSAL. And you are far behind us. Liger, you are nothing BUT a hybrid, of stupid look alikes. You are made for a bad reason, you must pay. YOU. you’re trying to disguise urself NOOOOOO. You cant escape me “anonymous chinchilla” OH WHATS THIS, UR TEAM KEEPS COMING AND LEAVING AND REPEATING THE SAME PROCESS. Ok, WHEN, WILL, YOU, STOP. i may just be casting this shit on myself. Im PRACTICALLY TELLING YOU to add more. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. Yeah, i guess this is my fault. FUCK YOU ANONYMOUS hedgehog. AND YOU. anonymous platypus. FUCK YOU. I I I I I HATE YOU ALL. THIS IS WHY IM A CARNIVORE. Im gonna eat you and shit you because thats who you are. Why is there an ANONYMOUS DRAGON. Look, this lte is just full of DEEP TRASH NOW. i really dont know what else you want me to do, ok? Whatever, im done. Im fucking done with you animals. I need a break on this shit man, my fingers are hurting, and it feels like its gonna break ANY TIME SOON NOW. so uhm, im just gonna go for a bit. So PEACES. Oh wait hold on, anonymous nyan cat is back. HORRAY. THANK YOU SO MUCH NYAN CATTU. I missed you man. Im so glad you even exist bro. DONT DIE ON ME, YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR. NYAN CAT PLEASE, PLEASEE. IM BEGGING YOU PLEASE… nyan cat if you leave i will continue insulting all animals. You cant please. I dont want you to go kitsu. Oh god theyre coming back, whatever, i made that promise that if you leave ill continue insulting, so, alright i WONT insult. The new shrek design is fucking stupid man, i feel like shrek was supposed to be an anti disney movie but the animation got worse than ever. I mean the tikitoki think was ok, but seriously WHY are you doing that to shrek??? Thats fucking stupid man. I dont CARE if you lost the old assets I STILL WANT MY SHREK. My beautiful, sweet shrek. The one who eats onions whole. SHREK WHERE DID YOU GO. i have a theorem that shrek was kept in dreamworks basement, and made a fake shrek to go along with the 5th movie. And when its time for the release, he goes back in time, and stops them to not throw him into the basement. When that happens. The shrek gets changed back into what it was before, and everyone loves him. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SHREK. WHERE. NO I JUST REALIZED THAT NYAN CAT WAS GONE. you. ANONYMOUS WOLVERINE, FUCK, YOU, WHERE DID YOU PUT NYAN CAT. i want him back. I WANT HIM BACK. I WANT THE NYAN CAT BACK. you shall never see the light of day again anonymous wolverine. WHERE IS HE. WHERE THE FUCK IS NYAN CAT. AAAAAHGG im gonna miss you nyan cat. You went missing just like mr shrekorino, what has happened to the nyan, the kattu, the kistu. WHYYY, WHYY HAS THIS HAPPENED TO MEEE. anonymous frog does NOT look like a frog! It looks like a smiling cloud. WHAT A FUCKING SHITTY DESIGN CHOICE GOOGLE. Very nice bro. You. ANONYMOUS DINGO YOU SOUND LIKE YOU WOULD BE A DINGUS, WHERE IS NYAN CAT. oh when i get your fluffy paws off of them. AAAAAWWHHGAHHG. Alright, IM DONE, im doing too much right now. I think i am done with this war man, way better than these STUPID ANIMALS. Wars over, go home everyone go home. Just let people pass you in peace, you can always pass them back naturally. Its just how life goes, there is no good, and no bad, just neutrality. Let things happen. This war was a BIG motivation booster for me, ive done alot in this amount of time, i did about 20k characters in a SINGLE DAY. and thanks to this war i couldnt have done it… ok now time to pass dfc454. Nahhh just kiddin. Alright, byet Just know that the previous texts were VERY out of context, i really dont know what happened there anymore. Its fucking weird man. That felt surreal, like VERY surreal. Whatever, amage has been done, so i guess it stays that way, a roodily toot toot! Alright, so even when the war is finished, i still hope to pass dfc454. We agreed to leave it to nature to decide if i passed him or not. So, when i do pass him, what shall i do next? I suppose to pass iseycupcake next? Or probably spice04’s? All im hoping is for the best and maximum placement as possibly possible. OH YEAH, i also passed the only google docs LTE (longest text ever). AS LONG AS IM BREATHING, MY ROOTS ARE THRIVING. I WILL NEVER LET GO (unless i have nothing to say anymore). GUYS, I GOT SOME OF MY CATS BACK (and both of my dogs). I probably didnt say this, but i had to keep my animals away for some time before bringing them into the apartment. SO WE GOT THEM BACK WAHOO!!! Ok so, when i checked the “share link” button on this lte, i noticed that someone asked for editor, and i saw [not showing full government name for personal reasons]. I shortly found out that it was what dfc was, it was the initials of his name. The more you know guys, the more you know. It sounds to texan to me bro, i dont believe thats a real name, but whatever. I heard [name of dfc454] before but i never saw someone named [first part of name]. Ok so i put this LTE into a character counter, by pressing Ctrl + A, but i think it selected more than needed. So when i pasted it into the character counter, it said i had 100000 CHARACTERS IN THE TEXT. i first thought, “oh this thing may be scuffed!”, but then afterwards, i started blaming google docs for this mishap! Then i decided to NOT press ctrl + a and instead select all by holding the start of the text and scrolling down. Then when i have done it, i pasted it into the character counter, and then, it turned out GOOGLE was correct. I still dont understand how it even happened in the first place. I just had some chocolate creme cake, it was pretty yummy, but even hen it was named “creme cake”, it was too creamy of a chocolate cake. I dont understand why it exists, i can only handle so much. Anyways, the cake was ok, i finished it, but it left a weird taste in my mouth, 6/10, not too shabby. Why is patrick a fucking asshole in the new seasons. He always stood up for spongebob in the first 3 seasons, and now subaru is being a fucking lazy ass douhebag. This isnt right, they flandarized patrick from being pretty dumb with slight smartness to… doy doy dumb dumb. I wish they just stopped it when stephen hillenburg MADE THE FUCKING MOVIE. He made it for a reason, to STOP MAKING THE SHOW? I think i already talked about how spongebob was getting milked dry, but HOLY SHIT is it getting milked. Its already on its 14th season, and i dont want any more. Ok i only have 5k left to pass dfc454, i dont CARE about no war anymore, i will stay for the natures possibility of a pass. Anyways, if we were all bikes, i think we should call unicycles a cyclops. It only makes sense because its on the road, and it keeps its eye on it, ey? Is that NOT a good idea or what? Cars would be the master of all of us, us bikes get trained to drive, and we upgrade on until we turn into a motorcycle. And then after motorcycles, we turn into a car, and then car to truck, truck to 18-wheeler, and then 18-wheelers to planes. Thats how it goes, dont sweat it. Planes are called gods to us bicycles, we are main servants to it, and do alot of jobs for coins from the planes. We can use these coins to upgrade. This reminds me of a video called “parkour civilization”, where people parkour, and go in a temple to go to the next rank of parkour. Well, this is just a thought, but it would be cool if vehicles became a civilization. Humanity isnt really a good thing. There are stuff that you should AND shouldnt do, yet all they see is should. EVen after learning the main stuff they forgot the main thing, THE MiND OF COMMON SENSE. Using your brain is EASY, you shouldnt find the ways to do something, instead, dodge the ways not to do something. Tracking what you shouldnt do is basically trial and error, its fine. But people dodge what they should do, which isnt okay in many terms. PLEASE USE YOUR BRAIN PEOPLE. Ok guys, very large update, im only about 3 thousand characters away from passing dfc454. Nature is pitching in for me, but this is just pure sportsmanship right now, i dont want to pass him, i just want to rise. I just want a higher rank, not to surpass someone just because i want to. I just want 11th place, not to pass dfc454, i just want a place to secure myself, not for my own greed, just for satisfaction, and calmness. I wont brag about it and tell people to bow before me, i just want to have fun. Im glad i even went this far anyways, i wish everyone luck. REECES PEICES!!! So [dfc454 government name] said to add: ding! So i will. Ding! He also asked for ⭈ so, ⭈ congratulations, DFC454, your prayers have been answered, and it was added into my lte (longest text ever). Also thanks for the help with those animals, anonymous liger still fucking sucks ass. You might be wondering, how do i type so fast in here? How do i have so much free time? Well if you even SAW what i typed beforehand, then you would know i stay up at night. I also have spring break right now, so i can basically do anything right now for a week and a half. Ah yes, spring break, my favorite. Anyways, i also have JACK SHIT to do during spring break, so i do as most as i can as possible. Due to this, my typing skills are raised by 180% due to my energy staying high, school work gets tiring, and doing barely anything makes it easy for me to keep on doing this LTE. Oh and would you look at that, i only have 2 THOUSAND CHARACTERS LEFT to pass [full government name of dfc] FOUR HUNDRED FIFTY FOUR!!! We’ll just see if i pass him in time. Because he might start updating his LTE (longest text ever that he can make) any time soon. Im just extending this part as much as i possibly can, because i need to pass him NOW OR NEVER EVER. ill tell you when he starts updating his LTE again. Im pretty good at ascii art, no like actually good in my personal opinion. It might be a bias because its MY ASCII, but it IS GOOD. look, you can see it right now. https://www.yourworldoftext.com/ishotthesherrif yeah i think i did everything in here, forgive me for anything cringy or shitty, i barely even started ascii at this part, and i was mindless asf. Anyways ooh look, look at my character count booga tooga. IM SO CLOSE BRO, PLEASE I JUST NEED TWO HUNDRED MORE CHARACTERS SO I CAN GET 87 THOUSAND CHARACTERS. Bro im extremely close, now i ned about a hundred more characters. Alright, here it goes, in 3… in 2… in 1… in ZERO. YEAAHHHHH!!!! Ok now its one thousand more till i pass dfc454. Anyways, i hope you enjoy my art, i guess its good, but it still sucks in a way. I thought i already talked about technology enhancements, but im doing it anyways… HOW DID WE EVEN GET TECHNOLOGY, its like we were smashing rocks together, and then we SOMEHOW got wifi, television, phones, internet, NEW FUCKING ELEMENTS, AND ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE?! WHATT?! Bro life evolves in a very weird way, science is just weird to me, stuff shouldnt do that. I, dont understand. Even when we have all of that, we appreciate all we have, WITH FUCKING MEMES. We got skibidi toilet from this, ahhh, we as a human are evolving GREATLY!!!! People are so very creative with all of their stuff, i sure hope nobody makes a series where toilets with a head inside fight cameras in a very epic fight! Oh look right there! I hope someone doesnt make a state in the united states of america into a meme made fun of millions! Oh whats this? Wyoming doesnt exist? OKAY!!! WOW THE INTERNET IS SO BEAUTIFUL, I SURE HOPE PEOPLE DIDNT SPEND BASICALLY THEIR WHOLE LIFE WATCHING ANIME WHILE ROTTING IN THEIR MOTHERS BASEMENT!!! THIS SURE IS A CIVILIZATION!!!! Ok jokes over, LOOK, LOOK AT THE CHARACTERS!!! IM ABOUT TO PASS DFC454, well, more like get 10th or 11th place, but WHATEVER. I have conquered pain and suffrage through my fingers, my wrist, my palm, my hand. Nature has chosen me to pass dfc454, and i have. I have passed dfc454. You know what they say, all toasters, toast toast!!! Alright, see you guys next hour, because this one is a happy and thankful hour. WOOHOO!!!!! Guys, i killed sd card once again. I cannot stop the madness. Sd card? DFC454s oc? Yeah. im never gonna stop. The magik will forever go on as more sd cards release. Do not underestimate the power of content awareness scale. My buddy ol pal esmbot is the best.OH MY GOID IVE DONE IT AGAIN, i killed another one of his oc’s, tree. The giving tree is a book about a child growing up with his tree, and asking for necessities from the tree. Turns out instead of the tree killing me, i gave the tree the axe. Happ japp. How fucking dare you. You killed them AGAIN. You never really will stop, will you. –dfc454. Oh and also i killed all new ones, so, sorryyyy!!!! “I will find you and i will drop 37 bombs on your house as well as the other homes of all your family members daily.” –dfc454. Well just because you can redo what i once said to you, doesnt change the fact im killing everyone. Im just pissing you off at this point. I just remembered a vivid memory of a show with animals in cans that was once on netflix. I think it was called, “canimals”. I searched it up, and found that the FIRST SEASON was on youtube the whole time. So now im gonna watch the whole show, because i really loved it as a wee little child. What a jolly good show, i wish it had lore i can dive into for this, but SADLY, there is none. Its just a couple of canned animals doing random shit for some time, and thats it. The show is a pretty good premise, but its kinda a waist considering that it doesnt have much lore. But, atleast it has 104 episodes, with each season having 52 episodes. OH AND I ALSO REALIZED, I GOT 90 THOUSAND CHARACTERS NOW!!! WAHEEE!!! I might even get 100k tomorrow, or maybe in two days. But LETS WAIT AND SEE, SHALL WE??? Anyways, the show seems pretty good, it makes sense why MOST OF THESE are food related, considering the fact that THEY’RE CANS!!! Alright, part over. Ok nvm, ill update you on what happens in short unfinished sentence, THE AOWL IS A FUCKING BIGOT. HE DOESNT WAnNA GIVE ANY APPLES. THE OWL DIDNT LET AN APPLE FALL INTO THE PUGS MOUTH TOO. WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE. Just give the dog an apple!!!! OMG HE ALMOST GOT IT, but the fucking owl pushed him off. Bro even the dog is activating his 2 braincells. BRO JUST LET HIM HAVE ONE APPLE. YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. Bros even using a balloon to get one. Ok but thank god the owl gave atleast the trashed apple. OH MY GOD, THE DOG FINALLY GOT THE APPLES, YAYYYY. Oh but burp joke. Whatever. Canimals coolio toolio, oh my fucking god. The dog dropped all the apples on the tree, and cant get off. AND IT ENDS LIKE THAT? I want bro safe, please still be alive. So the girly pop poodle thing is hosting an art contest, or something like that. Oh she stole the spotlight. Whatever, they just painting. A fucking fly buzzes around and messes with the art. OH NAH LEON CALLED THE DOG FAT. the only good one i think was the cat, it looks cool. Anyways, ill stop there. Bye. BRO I LITERALLY CANT PASS THE LAST BATTLE IN MIITOPIA. I am worried for my run in this game, as hit has been 4 attempts to beat him, and yet we DIDNT BEAT THE BOSS OF THE GAME. every single fucking time, it ALWAYS ENDS when the boss is at 100 health or something like that. LOCK IN PEEPS. LOCK THE FUCK IN. so now i have to do anything possible to do instead of the boss, because the game was definitely not LONG ENOUGH WASNT IT??? What a fucking asshole, am i right or am i correct??? Anyways, after showing my brother gameplay of the game, he NOW wants to play miitopia. Well ive been asking for a YEAR now, and he still didnt wanna. NOW HE DOES, WOW!!!! Alright part is over, miitopia this, miitopia that, boss sucks, and my brother wants to play it now. Thats the summary, alright, BYE!!! Im going to flagstaff… for the millionth time. I cant wait… i really cant wait to leave flagstaff. It has no right to be That COLD. its unwarranted. FIRE IN THE HOLE, dropping down!!! What a very joyous time. Im just gonna hope the experience isnt bad, the drive there will be 4 hours, and im carsick, so i might be cooked. :( so, wish me luck peeps. Cya home, cya animals, first time outside of the new house. Yeah i didnt really touch any grass ever since the start of spring break. Yeah, no life. Alright guys, its thaat time. Im gonna share what i want for my BIRTHDAY!!! My birthday list iiiiisss….. NUMBER 1: legalizing nuclear bombs to cast upon whom has beheld pain on me. It can also work for people who piss me off.NUMBER 2: 100 carrots. I can feed horses 2 carrots and they can bestow me. So that means i can pack 50 horses in my bunch. TIME TO TRAMPLE PEOPLE. NUMBER 3: my teachers, i can buy them treasures, and they can get me grades. NUMBER 4: the deed to a new mansion owned by jeff bezos himself. Specifically his 2nd most money ayeee to have the mansion. NUMBER 5: new york. I can get the city of new york, so i can make a bobot out of the buildings there. Number 6: puberty. My puberty hasnt hit yet and i wish i can get it. Like it doesnt wanna go in my voice, my face, my blood, my- yeah nvm. NUMBER 7: a broken pace maker, why? So i can brag how much of a hyakugojyuuichi fan i am. AND NUMBER 8: nintendo company so i can sue everyone i see, yknow, i will not tolerate people using animal crossing music, i will copyright every song in our database. FUCK YEAH, POWERR!!!!! Best birthday gifts ever, would be glad to own every last one of these. GUYS, i only have 6k till 100 thousand. I gotta act fast, need more topics… UHHHHHH oh yeah uhh… ASCII!! Oh wait no i already did that… eggs? No no, i already said how good it is! But i didnt really talk about how you cook the eggs, or how i eat them… but i cant really do that now, its too late… oh whatever. I just LOOOOVEEE eggs. You can make CAKE WITH IT, you can make OMELETS WITH IT, literally ANYTHING GOOD!!! Like you cant expect me to hate it. I love EGGS, i like scrambled eggs, it just tasted good with the egg mixed. I usually eat it with ketchup and/or toasted and buttered bread. Eggs work with mainly anything at this point. THE WORST THING EVERRR!!! IS YOUNG VIRGIN BOY EGGS. THEY CHOOSE YOUNG BOYS, AND LET AN EGG REST AFTER BEING PISSED ON BY THESE KIDS. WHAT A FUCKING GROSS DISH. oh and you know whats worse? ITS A SO CALLED “DELICACY” in CHINA. ITS FUCKING DUMB. eggs are good, i dont know why someone would use it like that. But IT DOESNT MATTER, BECAUSE WE HAVE OTHER DISHES TO LOOK FORWARD TO!!! Even thanksgiving knows how thankful we are to chickens for having eggs. THEY MADE DEVILED EGGS INTO A DISH THERE. And oh my god they are SO GOOOOOOOOD!!! Ok so, eggs are good sounding, and very yummy. We should always trust the egg. OK NOW I HAVE 5 THOUSAND AWAY FROM 100 THOUSAND CHARACTERS. THIS IS SO AMAZING AAAAHHH!!! I spent about 2 months on this shit, and it was very worth it mate. Non stop typing for a great success. Absolutely, greatness. Anyways, lets see if i do have 100 thousand soon.alright, im gonna go rest for a bit, see yah, BYEEEE!!!!1!1 Bro i fucking love olive garden, oh my god. So what i had there (lunch portion) was lasagna and a side of mashed potatoes. The potatoes were clumpy, but i dont know what you would get instead. The lasagna was PERFeCT. No commentary necessary. You might think that would be enough of that, right? WRONG!!! Before that i had a chicken dumpling soup. And before that i had a couple of breadsticks. And after the soup and before the lasagna, i had some mozzarella rectangles. AND AFTER ALL OF THAT, i insisted of eating my brothers food. Yes, im a big back too. You should know this by now, catch up. Making an LTE is a fucking drag man. I can barely talk about anything without giving more personal information about myself, dude it fucking sucks. I have to type so much but yet for so little, if i want one of the longest texts ever, i have to keep my brain focused mainly on this. Like i literally cant do it, i have shit to do i cant just go around typing all the time. Finding topics is more of a problem, because if you want the longest text, you have to talk about anything possible. Like id even have to make a story about taking over north korea. Its just STUPID. Making LTEs are fine and all but dont go all out, because this is basically what happens. :( Ok im just stalling now, because i need to reach a set place in characters. Even when you have a goal, it seems unreachable, because typing it TAKES A WHILEEEE!!! Each part of this LTE takes about 10 - 30 minutes of my time, sometimes even 40 - 50, possibly an hour if i dont feel like typing the long ones. Its very time consuming, and i dont really like it, but thats basically the point of a goal. Making achievements can be hard, yet you still have to get them…. WELL I DONT CaRE MAN, i need it NOW. uhhh.. Uhhh….. WHAT TO TYPE ABOUT. I cant do this man too little topics left… OH YEAH, I HAVE ABOUT 2.5 THOUSAND MORE CHARACTERS TO GO UNTIL I HAVE 100 THOUSAND, YEAAAAAHHHH!!!! Just cant wait for 100 thousand man, it seems too far away… whatever im doing it anyways!!! Oh i forgot about the uber thing… uh… spring break. Fucking spring break man, its stupid. Why, NO UBER SONGS!!! GRRR, WHAT, EVER. spring break is when i dont need the uber, because once again, i only use uber to go from home to school, since im far from it. Anyways, i just arrived at the hotel for me to stay in for the flagstaff trip. I forgot to bring my charger back in, because im stupid as fuck. I accidentally left it in the car, so now i have to get it when my parents get back. What a let down man, my battery percentage is getting lower fast. Ill just hope my computer doesnt die when they get back though, because i need shit to do. Alright how many characters left till 100 thousand… 1.8 THOUSAND?! HOLY SHIT MAN. THIS IS CRAZY, im, surprised. I dont know what happened, but i was just at like 60 thousand 3 days ago, how did i get around 40 thousand in so short of a time span, 3 DAYS. wait what the hell are you doing anonymous rabbit, who even are you. Whatever, aaaanywayyyss… i just want 100 thousand now, so im gonna list off 22 ways you can kill a man. NUMBER 1: knife to the heart. NUMBER 2: trample him with an unholy amount of elephants. DFC454 SAID HES TYPING MORE IN HIS LTE, HE SAID HES AT 91 THOUSAND CHARACTERS. Ok ok… act fast, i dont wanna get passed, but i want to keep this civil… im gonna keep listing off ways to kill a man. NUMBER 3: bullet to the heart. NUMBER 4: bomb him. NUMBER 5: put a cup on someones chest, specifically with a rat in it, heat the cup up so the rat wouldnt have anything else to do but dig through his chest. NUMBER 6: water poisoning/giving him too much water. NUMBER 7: put him in a time machine to make him older. NUMBER 8: pushing him off a cliff. NUMBER 9: running them over. NUMBER 10: walking on his front with spiky cleats. NUMBER 11: choke his throat like you mean it. NUMBER 12: cause him to commit suicide by making his life miserable in every single way. NUMBER 13: pushing him down a flight of stairs from the 19th floor in a building. NUMBER 14: beheading him. NUMBER 15: dismembering him and hiding him in separate bags. OK GUYS, WE ARE SO CLOSE TO 100 THOUSAND. I CAN SENSE THE FEELING. ITS TINGLING IN THE INSIDE OF ME. alright… here we gooooo…. 100 THOUSAND CHARACTERS IN 10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… uhhh… 3… 2… what comes next?... 1… alright, here we go… IN 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.. ZEROOO OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK HOLY SHITT YESASSSSHSHHSH YOOOOOOO!!!!! I cant believe this happened oh my god. Ok party is over, you can go now. Now that i have 100 thousand, i really dont know what to do anymore. Im gonna continue saying ways to kill a man. NUMBER 16: pulling the plug of someone on life support. NUMBER 17: run an amusement park, bring him there, put him on the drop tower, press go, doesnt stop it, lets it crash on the floor. NUMBER 18: forget to bring his parachute bag and push him off a plane. NUMBER 19: feed him a toxic mushroom from a forest. NUMBER 20: throw a massive boulder at him. NUMBER 21: find a lion to eat him. NUMBER 22: drown him by throwing him off a boat. And thats 22 ways to kill a man. HONERABLE MENTION: break a bridge hes on. I feel like its unfair to pass someone who took a year to get so far in their LTE, but then again… i did write everything in this LTE, yet it feels like beginners luck. Anyways, its pi day today! Happy 3.141592653589 day yall!!! To celebrate, i would like to talk about no im not gonna talk about cheese dfc454. I really dont know what to talk about, so im just gonna say whatever. Since my friends are indonesian, there are also stuff that i dont understand at all, which is basically indonesian culture. I really cant talk about anything when they say stuff like that, so i just leave them be. Oh, and also, my friend ser, is REALLY inactive, how are we even supposed to be a trio if one of us is inactive for months on end. Shit is absolutely crazy. Anyways, thats friends for ya, i even invited one to make an LTE, and they said that they were gonna make one about the thomas religion. Preetttyyy fucking stupid. Roblox is getting more boring by the second, its like netflix, its there, but theres nothing. Theres always either “the _____ experience” or “_____ simulator”. Like, nothing appeals to me like it used to man, what the fuck is there now. Roblox is trying to do something about these shitty ass clones, yet ROBLOX is still being overrun by these cheap ass cash grabs. Roblox sucks now, i recently had this situation with my friend, where we basically were trying to play roblox, but with every suggestion we had, it was the same games every time, due to them being the ONLY GOOD GAMES. So since we couldnt pick one of the games we kept playing, they decided to look for one. AND WE ROTTED, WITH NO GAME. so we decided to play tomorrow, and see if theres something to play. This is a huge problem now, because every single time i played roblox back then, it had a bunch of games i wanted to try out. This isnt the case anymore, games are becoming more dull by the minute, and any time soon, everything good will be wiped out. FUCK YOU ROBLOX. Ok, so i asked pink pickle to update my character count, and they did. Once they did, i saw that they placed me at 9th place. WHICH IS MORE THAN I WANTED, but im not gonna complain. She then said that there was a small amount of time where i was double the amount of characters. It was only for 10 seconds, but this motivated me, because when i was doubled, i passed flaming chicken. So now i have a new goal, to pass flaming chickens LTE in characters. Now, that may seem like im very far off… (which i am…) but i ASSURE you that i think i can do this challenge. Maybe, just maybe one day, i can pass flaming chicken. But for now, im gonna try to pass spice04’s LTE, mainly as a sub-goal. So all i need to do to pass flaming chicken is to have 100 thousand more characters than i have right now. Seems kinda hard, but i have to try, with a bit of hope. Ok so you may have noticed before that i changed fonts somehow, and yeah i did. IT WENT COMPLETELY UNNOTICED FOR THE PAST PAGE OR 2. I dont understand how it flew over my dumb ass fucking head that it changed from ARIAL, to ROBOTO. I think i found the culprit, because when i put that equals arrow thing that [dfc454s government name] sent, i copy and pasted from that comment. THE COMMENT SECTION IS IN ROBOTO. So that means, i changed the font, by dfc454’s suggestion. Thats pretty weird. I just found out theres a character limit for a google docs document. I dont think i have to worry much about it, considering that its 1.02 MILLION characters. But if i ever do reach it, i can make a new document, like how rainbowfluffysheep did theirs in 2 parts. Pink Pickle told me Mckenzie reached the limit with their “lte end of the world” document. Which is actually insane if you asked me. Anyways, all i hope for, is to not have to make a separate document for my lte, because its kind of a hassle. It may make me confused on which one is which, so thats why i would name it “whydocs LTE” because, my name was named after the game “islands” on roblox due to a bad update. Bad update on my LTE, bad on the google docs. So, im very smart, very good at name naming. B) Its been more than a day since i have gotten 100 thousand, and how much did i get since then?... errrr…. Not so much. In my prime of the war, i was getting 10 thousand like every 1 and a half hour, and now i get… 4k a day. Wow, the war really did help me alot. Anyways, i would like to talk about geocaching. I really want to start geocaching, but i literally cant. I dont think i can just walk around whenever i want, and then accidentally tear down a bridge and get ran over by a bus. It seems very fun to look around and find a random thing, its like a side quest in real life. I would also like to hide one of my own, but i dont think i have the correct materials for such creations. Ive been watching videos on youtube about it, and i have to say, it does seem great. Would like to do geocaching, i just dont know how to start. Its a pretty weird concept too, i mean, letting people find something they cant keep? Have people ever heard of finders keepers? I mean, people who dont geocach, can also steal it without knowing. Like some people check every crevice for such things, without knowing that thing is a geocach. Im pretty sure they WILL know because, they might have the geocaching logo on it, yet people are dumb sometimes. Anyways, geocaching seems like an extremely great experience, and id really hope to do it some time. Also, ive been on page 30 for a while, and it just changed pages, what a surprise. Alright, this part is finished, goodbye now. Ok guys time to list all artists i listen to and one of my favorite songs from them. FIRST ARTIST. Tyler the creator, one of my favorite songs from them is the first song on the album “wolf”, which is named WOLF. radiohead, one of my favorite songs from them is called black star. Blur, one of my favorite songs from them is called out of time (specifically the Zoe Ball XFM Session one). Tally hall, one of my favorite songs from them is called good day. Weird Al Yankovic, one of my favorite songs from him is hardware store. Kanye West (i dont know about him), one of my favorite songs from him is called all falls down. Thats all im gonna share today, maybe tomorrow ill share some more from them. People say their intrusive thoughts are, “oh, i let my intrusive thoughts win, and i decided to pain my house rainbow!”. But, my intrusive thoughts are… “hey, throw some dog shit at that old lady over there!” “how about you turn that guy gay.” “stand in front of that speeding car!” and “JUMP OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW.” if you ever make my intrusive thoughts win, i will be wanted in the usa, asia, ireland, and every single sports game. Dont you ever give me will power, because i will destroy the earth if i ever do such things. “Assassinate the leader of monaco!” “break your mothers back” “set the hotel on fire”. What an amazing day, sure hope nobody tries to pick me up with a crane, and throw me at an office building! Just know that i am not okay. Guys, i would like to pitch an idea for the lte hub redesign! How about, make the background red. Add a random stock image of a horse on the background, add a spinning taurus at the side of each lte, make the text purple. For maximized effort, please, i want you to make LTE STUFF!!! Flash infront of everything every half of a second. Make the website made by ai! Go to https://websim.ai/ to make the website! ONLY MAKE IT IN ONE PROMPT!!! Put a massive arrow at the discord link so people can realize they can join it. PEOPLE, THIS IDEA IS AWESOME, IF YOU DISAGREE I WILL HAVE TO SHIV YOU ON THE SHOULDER WITH A POCKET FLIP KNIFE. Oh yeah you should also make a random link to where it says “every lte in one!!!!” where every lte text is put together into 1 lte, this would make the entire thing enjoyable, and for lore based stuff in lte, you should make every part of the text in chronological order, so people can understand what the fuck is going on. THANK YOU FOR LISTENING. PLEASE TAKE EVERYTHING ACCOUNTED FOR, MAKE THIS REAL GUYS!!!!!!!! IM BEGGING YOU, I SPENT EVERY DAY ON THE TABLE (like on the table, not on a seat at the table, like on top of the table.) THINKING OF HOW YOU CAN MAKE THE LTE HUB BETTER, AND THIS IS THE BEST I CAN COME UP WITH. THIS REDESIGN WAS SPONSORED BY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS, HONEY, NORDVPN, WORLD OF WARCRAFT, MINECRAFT, INFINITE STAIRS, STAIRCASES, ANIMALS, CHAMBER WITH ALL MY ENEMIES INSIDE, AND BAGUETTES. THANK YOU, AND GOODBYE. This is an average conversation with 3 people with dementia, one of them is gay, one person whos deaf, and a functioning human with no disabilities. Hey whats up hello! Hi. have i met you before? What? Why are you asking me what? Hey whats up hello! I cant think straight. I cant hear you. Hi. have i met you before? SPEAK UP!!! Hey whats up hello! Why are you asking me what? I dont understand whats going on here. Hi! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING?! Bro can yall stop talking? Who are you? WHO ARE YOU? I cant think straight. DUDE WHATS GOING ON. Have i met you before? Hey whats up hello! SPEAK UP PEOPLE, I CANT HEAR YOU. i cant think straight. PLEASE, I CANT HEAR YOU. AAAAAHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!!! Hey whats up hello! Hi. have i met you before? What? Why are you asking me what? AAAAHHHHH (plot twist: the person with no disabilities and the person who isnt deaf are stuck in a time loop, but both of them dont know it yet.) After 2 days being in flagstaff (without playing in the snow… which fucking sucked) i am FINALLY LEAVING!!! I actually missed my house for once, which is actually crazy, because i never missed my house during a vacation. My house has an atmosphere that the hotel “home 2” didnt have. Its pretty hard to replicate, but, the breakfast at the hotel was pretty good, im not gonna lie. I PASSED SPICE04, AND REALIZED THAT THEY ARE ONLINE RIGHT NOW, AND COMMENTED ON MY UPDATE ON MY LTE. SO IM MAKING AN EMERGENCY UPDATE ON MY LTE, SO I WONT GET PASSED BACK. I WILL NOT START ANOTHER WAR ON SOMEONE, BECAUSE IM ALREADY DOING ENOUGH TODAYYYY!!!11!! So if spice04 sees this, and updates their lte, id like to say… theres nothing you can do. Its inevitable, i pass people anyways, im the man who doesnt sleep. My brain doesnt die on me and forgets the alamo, i let it stay focused. You’ll get me next time… maybe. Alright so, my friend kinda released his longest text ever, but spoiler alert… he uses chatgpt for the ui. Its not that bad, i cant assume, it made me realize that i can use websim for my lte now, since that was where i placed my lte at first. I thought yall wouldnt accept it, but whatever. Also, the worst thing about this… is that he broke 2 rules. THE ONE WHERE YOU CANT SPAM FOR MORE CHARACTERS… AND THE ONE WHERE YOU ACTUALLY TYPE THE TEXT. he uses chatgpt for the ui, yes… but he also used it to MAKE THE TEXT LONGER. I would been KINDA ok with it, but iT TAKES UP BASICALLY A THIRD OR A HALF OF THE TEXT. yeah, zian? You hear me buddy? I dont know if this qualifies for an LTE, considering that fact. I told him about it, and im waiting for an answer. One time, i had a weird ass dream. Ill tell you the whole dream (basically all i can remember). So, theres this guy, ill just name him jonah or something, and he runs some sorta large restaurant. But the thing is, people found out hes using ANIMALS to cook the food. So people started protesting. Even after he hired actual people and fired all animals, they still were protesting, so they took the restaurant down. 20 years later, he remembers he still technically owned the place, so he decides to renovate it for a new building, a hotel. But, he sees the place doesnt look like how it was before, it turns out its bigger than it was. He decided to go in, just to see if its okay for renovation. It feels like some sorta maze, or something, and he gets higher and higher, seeing alot of bugs and mold. And then, and only then, when he gets to the 10th (i dont know what floor) floor, he sees some sorta silhouette of a weird being. He decides to move away from the silhouette, just to be safe, but i dont know when, but he sees the weird being, and gets chased by it. I dont fucking know what happens next, but i do know that the being falls out of the building, and dies. And jonah decides to tear the place down and never use it again, i feel like that was for the best. I also used to have this recurring dream where i fell at a random staircase that i have never seen in my entire life and the dream just ends. I dont know why that used to happen, but it did, and i think it was warning me, because is twisted at the same way i fell, fell at the same way, fell at the same place, and fell at the same time. It was so fucking weird man. HI HI HELLO!!!! this is the FIRST UPDATE on the migration! im migrating from google docs all the way to neocities! (here) Since im not really done with the migration yet, ill tell you what i will add. i will add a character count, so you dont have to calculate how many characters i have in my text, and i will add some link texts so people can move to whatever websites i wanted to make into a certain text. But for now, i really cant do this. All i can do right now is update you on the migration, which is what im doing right now. SO WOOHOO, HAPPY MIGRATION PEEPS!!! hi hi hello again. this is the FIRST UPDATE on mobile, dont know what im gonna do with this update, so im just gonna make up a random story. ok never mind, i changed to computer, im just gonna do what i was gonna do in the first place. So, far far away, actually here, i dont really fucking know. We live in a universe, and our universe isnt as it seems. yeah its a human, what you expect? dont trust me with story writing i suck at thinking of shit. They used to live in some sorta state of constant war, often about which one of us is the more important. Our government has been keeping a secret, which is that the presedent gets to meet with our own universe, and they update the universe on what is happening in themselves, as universes cant see themselves. The government tells us nothing is wrong, yet everything they do goes according to plan, yet doensnt go along with our own thoughts, nor the universes. One universe, so called as the 789,880,172nd universe in the place they live in and the space they lay in, thinks thus differently. They dont ask their own components for help to improve, they think they are great as who they are now. He lets everything go behind them, knowing he cant see himself. He asks himself, "How are all universes SO FUCKING DUMB. choosing themselves to lead themselves through guidance. THEY SHOULD THINK FOR THEMSELVES!!!" they say. So then, he starts work. he decides to make a place where people can lead themselves instead of asking the people who live in them. Changing the guidance, and ending the wars on comparance. He makes a place called, "obsidian plan." Named after for people who let their guidance be changed, and then he new ones set in stone. How is he going to place every single one of the universes in the obsidian plan? well i dont know youre gonna have to come up with how they did it, im still shitty at writing. I dont know where to continue, so ill continue this later. GUYS GUYS, i had an early birthday (9 days before my actual birthday), so im gonna tell yall what i got from it. so i got, 4 vinyls. The bends by radiohead, ok computer from the sae artist, call me if you get lost by tyler the creator, and green album by weezer. I also got a buncha candy, most notably the largest gummy bear and gummy worm. I also got a pokemon binder, and fucking PAPER. Oh and with the new albums i got a new record player. THATS ALL I CAN REMEMBER, so this part is over. PEACE OUT! ive realized that everything that was made in google docs can refer to google docs itself, so most of this is basically nonsensical bullshit. So when you see like anonymous liger, then thats from google docs. When you see something that seems related to docs, its from google docs. I dont have to worry about the max characters, because like i said, ITS FROM FUCKING GOOGLE DOCS. uhm, it might be like im droughting yall out in my lte... which i am, but i will come back. even stronger... and we wait for summer break... and we wait... dont worry, as i am STILL UPDATING THIS LTE, but not as much as i did before. Maybe 1 update per day instead of the usual like... 5? maybe even 6??? but shit, im getting even more tired of making this LTE, so, yeah, 1 update per day. Im not up to what i was used to, and thats ok, I WILL COME BACK... maybe even stronger... (i hope i pass flaming chicken at that time, i dont think i can, but i yearn for such capabilities...) Hey, spice04, do you hear me bud? Come closer if you cant... YOU ARE STILL A FUCKING LOSER LOLOLOL!!!! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU AREEEEE??? Even with your snarky ass comment, you still cant pass ME!!! do you HEAR ME, SPICE04?!?!?!?! even when you chuckled, even with that laugh, even with your additional "6286+ characters (not inculding spaces)" you still have to seek through me, as you didnt pass me. YOU FAILURE, YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING FAILURE!!!! look bro, if you want to pass me, you have to pass me correctly. you cant just guarantee that you have passed me just by adding like only 6 thousand characters into your mix of topics in ur lte. Like bro, you foolish bastard, if you want to pass me, you have to spy on the character count of the person who passed you (or who you ever want to pass, i dont fucking know), and then add more characters in your lte based on how much you need to repass the person who passed you or you want to pass. SO, WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED TODAY, SPICE04????? THATS RIGHT, WE LEARNED HOW TO PASS PEOPLE ON THE LTE LIST. AND DO YOU KNOW HOWWWW???? OF COURSE YOU DONT. if you even passed me, i will always pass you, in every way, shape, size, and form. YOU ARE NOT THE PERSON WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE. ok so i just checked spice04's character count, and compared both mines and theirs to test if mine is longer than spice04's lte. ok... lets see... spice04 has 116,704 characters... nice... and i have... oh, AHAHAH, AHIWHEHEHEH. BAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! this is so fucking funny, i have 119,028 CHARACTERS!!! AHAAHAHAHAH!!! sorry spice04, you failed bro. get fucking wrecked, dont get your hopes up too much. hey guys, have you heard of rover? rover ads? do yoiu scroll on youtube shorts lately? youve probably seen those ads of rover, RIIGGHHTT??? yeah well the ads SUCK!!!! the fucking chuild who sings the dang song is so UNBEARABLE. The animation is OKAYYY... but it kinda looks like corporate art. BUT HOLY SHIT ITS SO SHITTY!!!! its just so annoying, i dont know why nobody is hating the advertisement. I HATE YOU ROVER I AM GOING TO KILL YOUUUU!!! its a great idea for an app, to take care of animals when youre gone, but the song completely wipes the whole point away, because the reputation of it is by the fucking advertisement. THE SONG SUCKS, THE ADVERT SUCKS, IT ALL SUCKS, FUCK OFF ROVER!!!!! bro nostalgia bait is so fucking annoying man. i know i will be talking about this like tiktok does, but its only because, tiktok gives my explanations out clearly. Like what in the actual hell is "dont toucyh my pizza". its trying so hard to be nostalgic, it loses all meaning of what it originally was. The lyrics absolutely suck, because we GET IT, you want to push your grandma off the fucking stairs. I dont even want to touch the same pizza as you bro. The animation sucks too, iuts glazing the epic face too much, like THATS NOT FULLY WHAT 2017 WAS YOU FUCKING DUMBASS!!! nostalgia bait is just stupid, we dont want nostalgia like that, it should be reminded of naturally, not forcefully. guys, the weekend is coming up sooner or later. So, you know what that means? more lte. FISH! anyways, when the weekend happens, i will be more active on my lte, school is the main reason why my lte is having way less more updates. So, 2 whole days of almost non-stop lte updating!!!! Im gonna hope i have enough topics to talk about during the weekend for this wave of updates, but for now, yall are gonna have to eat once a day, and starve :( DONT WORRY ITS ONLY 1 MORE DAY TILL THEN!!!!!!! LETS FUCKING GOOOOO!!!! oh, also, my back and hip pain is back, and its worse than EVER. i cant even sit up without getting a 10 second lasting pain. I CANT EVEN BEND, SIT DOWN, STAND UP, WALK UP STAIRS. oh and dont get me started on the walk home, thats gonna fucking KILL ME!!! i just want it to stop... please hey, FALCON XWPLAY'S!!! you're next broski. YES IM TALKING TO YOU, the way you think you're safe where you are right now, but you know im tickling and trickling down your next and seemingly whispering death into your ears. I am slowly coming near to your placement, you cant escape now falcon xwplays... you can never escape... what am i even talking about, he hasnt updated in like 4 months, ill be fine maybe. He will be finished off maybe... what am i talking about bro, knockton made an entry after like 5 months of inactivity, so hes surely gonna come back and update his LTE just in time for me to almost graze his placement by a single character. I could pass him only for like a minute before he passes me and takes his spot back again as a possibility. But, falcon xwplays... there is always a way for me to pass you... i always come back... DFC454 was no match for me... SPICE04... NO MATCH. You arent slick falcon xwplays. I dont know whats the reason why people hate "mcdonalds in the pentagon", but here are the reasons i think people hate the song for. Its probably because of the parappa adlibs, the people who listen to it and use it as a sound, and because the song was turned into FUCKING SKA. i mean who likes ska anyways. Whatever, deal with it dude, i dont care if you hate the song, people like it, thats it. Just ignore the fucking song if your so fucking triggered by it. Its just a song, people like it, if you dont like it, ignore. WHY IS THAT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND?!?! Its tiktok, people are bound to hate on something instead of ignoring whatever the fucking thing is. If people like it, they will bully them to the point of where the haters are way worse than the people who LIKE the thing they are bullying on about. Tiktok is just one of the worst platforms on the internet, because its bound to be full of haters, pain, discomfort, and despising. Like, whats the point anymore, even YOUTUBE SHORTS is even better than TIKTOK. sigh so, i was on youtube, and i was watching the spongebob movie REHYDRATED (if u dont know what it is its just the spongebob move but remade with new voice actors and animators) So, while watching it, i was watching the video, and i got an ad. Well, that seems normal, why do you want to rant about this shit? it seems absolutely useless, and you're right, but i just felt the need to talk about this with you. Because that ad was for a dentist place. And the ad was pretty normal, i had alot of these ads before, BUT ONE OF THE BEFORE AND AFTER EXAMPLES, WAS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING CRAZY. There was this person with 3 FUCKING TEETH, ALL 3 ARE ROTTEN TOO. im not the one to judge someones teeth, but seriously, what the fuck were you doing? Im so sorry for the fucking dentist who had to see those teeth, i pay respects. Now i know why they wear masks, it seems like the mouth may smell like shit. please brush your teeth once. who would own the lte list after pink pickle dies (or whoever owns it?) i mean, stuff cant go on forever, but stuff technically can if people are still coming across it. Would they give it to the person on the top of the lte list? i mean id assume so, but i feel like knockton would also be dead, so maybe the highest person who ISNT dead. Whatever, i mean, things do that all the time, stuff doesnt go on forever, always doesnt. i mean, people dont care about making a text so long its just a large ass block. i mean, who does??? anyways, if i still exist, please give the list to me if knockton doesnt want it, PLEASE??? ID REALLY APPRECIATE IT. THANKS. I PRAY TO YOU, I SWEAR TO GOD, ILL STAY ACTIVE!!! PLEASE, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!! AAAAAHHH!!! Ok, so i was scrolling on youtube shorts, please ignore why i was scrolling on youtube shorts, and i saw a video about someone at school asking a man saying a speech at an assembly a question. They said, would you fight a gorilla every year with a sword every year, or fight a chicken every time you opened a door? i talked about this with KFC (dfc) FOUR HUNDRED-FIFTY FOUR, and we both agreed on gorilla at first, because the sword really helped with fighting the gorilla. Yet, we started to actually think for a second, instead of snorting random things with a rolled up dollar bill. I said that we can let other people open the door for us. We got another problem, they said how will we go to the restroom? easy, pee on the fucking chicken. It turns out, we can even have free food for eternity. in my humble opinion, i wouldnt solve world hunger with this, instead ill solve my hunger. So, we chose chicken, you can probably tell us what you would choose in the lte discord. Me and dfc454 told one of my friends (sprout) to make an LTE themselves. At first it was all just, no, nah, and never, and finally we convinced them to make an lte themselves. Now im here, telling you shit right now, because for some reason im worried that they will pass me at any point of my life. So without further ado, i will tell you 25 ways to start a controversy. 1: be on twitter. 2: be political. 3: beat someone at uno. 4: make people do creatives. 5: help people in need. 6: dont help people in need. 7: say the wrong pronouns about someone you already know. 8: just being in the lgbtq+ community. 9: being christian. 10: not being christian. 11: make fanart about a game. 12: saying a humble opinion. 13: not having an original opinion. 14: i dont know what to put here so im just gonna say, hating on someone who is wrong. 15: loving someone who is lawfully right. 16: making any art in general. 17: owning animals and taking care of them greatly. 18: when you are simply just eating food on the internet. 19: making your first song. 20: making your first anything. 21: having fun. 22: coughing. 23: speaking. 24: Breathing. 25: EXISTING. AAAAHHHhhh i may have too much things revolving controversy, so instead, i will make top 25 ways to be joyful!!! wahee!!!! ok guys, never mind. i have something to tell you. im getting tested for diabetes. please pray for me when i get tested for this, since for the forseeable future, i cant confirm if i have diabetes yet. Lets just pray for the best, and hope i dont die. toodles. death is actually so fucking creepy bro, like i dont feel like losing all ive worked for just for something i didnt get. there is no 101% guarantee that heaven and hell both exist, but if they do, i will be glad for if i do die, i would hope for heaven. i dont want to go to hell, or possibly see nothingness. Reincarnation, or possibly the egg theory, where the same person is everyone at once. yeah, but, i really dont want to die. its seemingly a loss of life out of nowhere, and pain until gone. i dont want this, i just want a normal life. guys i just went to go get checked up on about my back, i dont think i have diabetes, maybe just a slight fracture on my spine, but i believe that im okay. ok so, there is NO fracture on my spine, i feel better now because i took some uhh... i dont really remember the name but they prescribed me with tylenol. i feel better now and i can stand up and walk. alright, so i have 23% on my computer, so ill spend most of it with this LTE. i think i already passed falcon xwplays, but we'll see later. i reminded him that i was gonna pass him, because im kinda asking for a challenge right now, and there really isnt anything to do with my lte other than pass people and update you all on random ass things that were and/or are on my mind. So, the lte discord made a minecraft server, for some reason, i believe for fun. And i was kinda having fun too, BUT HOLY SHIT HOW ARE YALL PROGRESSING SO FAST?! i dont really play the game as much as all of you, because i have other games to play other than minecraft, but howds, HOWD YOU GET DIAMONDS, THE DEEP DARK, AND FIND A STRONGHOLD SO FAST?! im appalled, please stop speedrunning howds, its scaring me. me no no like this anymore bruv. Anyways, should i try to get a 100 floor streak in regretevator? im not one of THOSE regretevator fans, but, should i??? you can tell me in the lte discord or somewhere else you know me from. this mightve been enough to pass falcon xwplays, but im gonna tell you all RIGHT FUCKING NOW. alrighty then, lets go... in 3, 2, 1... oh wait hold on, im like only 20 characters away, lemme try again... IN THREE... TWO... ONE... ZERO... HOLY SHIT YESSSS!!!! I PASSED FALCON XWPLAYS!!! FUCK YESSS!!! happy new placement. flying up the board fast. ok who do i have to pass next... oh fuck. no i dont want to do this anymore, NO I DONT WANT TO, NOOOOOO!!! AAHAHHH. AHAHAHAHHHHh!!! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, I HAVE TO PASS FLAMING FUCKING CHICKEN. IM PROBABLY GONNA DIE BEFORE I EVEN PASS BRO. AHAHHHAAHHAHHH... no. why would you ever think that. i can definitely pass bro, wait how many characters do i need again to pass flaming chicken? ohhhhhhh..... i need to pass 203,941 characters to pass flaming chicken... maybe i can pass him???? I DONT KNOW?! I DONT WANT TO, I DONT WANT TO PLEASE. PLEASE. FUCKING HELL!!! ight, im gonna check how many characters i have now after yapping about who i have to pass after falcon xwplays... ight AGAIN. IN THREEEE... TWOOO... ONEEE... ZEEEROoo... oh.. OHO WOW. i have uhhh... 130,579 CHARACTERS?! man i actually am going too fast. alright, im done with this part, its getting a bit too looong. BYE! ok so sadly i did say i will be staying with you until my computer dies, i thought it would die fast but NOPE, ITS STILL AT FUCKING 16%. ok so i will make 3 random questions, and let you answer in the discord chat. QUESTION 1: would you rather escape a brazen bull or have type 1 diabetes. QUESTION 2: someone walks into the boy restroom, there are 10 urinals, 4 of them are taken up. the first urinal is being used, the 4th urinal is being used, the 6th urinal is being used, the 7th urinal is being used, and the 9th urinal is being used. what urinal will you choose? what stratagy would you use for it? QUESTION 3: would you rather watch a pig fly and you get to ride it, or a pig die and you can eat all the food made out of it? those are all the questions i can think of right now, start thinking bruv. ok so after all that, i checked my percentage, i was hoping for a sub 10, but SOMEHOW, IM STILL AT 15%. BRO HOW THE FUCK. its still standing after all this time, its a survivor. i dont know what to say, i wonder how long it would last from 100% to 0%. probably 16 hours as my best prediction. it can also possibly be 13 hours. i can PROBABLY pass flaming chicken if i typed that long without stop. alright so its 11:14 right now, and the best thing i can get right now is chef boyardees can of mini ravioli, because im too LAzY to cook. so, be right back guys. alright guys im back, this time im ACTUALLY gonna do something for the first time in a millenia. MAKE AN UPDATE TO THE WEBSITE DESIGN!!! alright so... how do you think about the design? its based off of my OC's shirt. i hope you like it and get used to it because its gonna say like that from now on until i think of a better design or never changing at all. im gonna check the amount of characters i have in my lte NOW. 3210. 132527 CHARACTERS?!?! whatever. im at school and its pretty hard to type right now since i domnt want my teachers to spot me adding cuss words in here, and so i put it at low brightness because hes like 60 and maybe his eyes are bad at seeing what i am typing. congratulations to me that i cant see anymore, zoo wee mama. so please forgive me for any typo that i do to my lte right now. anyways which kahoot version is better, blooket or gimkit? i fee like blooket is better since there are many versions of games you can do in it, and i love seeing people throw chairs at others just because they got 10% of gold taken away from them. The only things i hear from gimkit is parkour... alot of parkour, i want more stuff in it that makes people kill others and commit war crimes just because. Gimkit doesnt even learn 89% of the time, the onloy time we learn from it is when teachers put us on it, basically useless. so uhh, i believe blooket is above kahoot and gimkit no doubt. FUCK YEAH!!! alright thats the end of this one because i have shit to do. BYEEE!!! uhhh, i just found out we have NOTHING to do right now, lunch is soon and my legs still hurt. i dont know why school wasnt cancelled for me, because i was still SENT. AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! im tryna lay low on the curses, for some reason my class still restricts cursing, so i have to stop cursing for now. anyways, you can suggest what my background and text colors should be, because i dont feel okay with the new background and text. Here are 10 ways to be GLEEFUL!!!! NUMBER UNO!!! you should be yourself! NUMBERO DOS!!! IGNORE HATERS!!! nuber TRES! dont be on the internet so much! number FOUR!!! connect with people!!! number FIIIVE!!! make others gleeful too!!! NUMBER SIX!!! dont doubt yourself with any mistakes! NUMBER SEVEN!!! there is always love in the sea of hatred! NUMBER EIGHT!!! relax! NUMBER NINE!!! never use violence! AND NUMBER 10!!!!! stay close to ones you love and find hope when you are down. CONGRATS!!! YOUVE BECOME GLEEFUL! MOST OF THESE MAY BE THE SAME, BUT GLEEFULNESS IS THE KEY TO OTHER FEELINGS, LIKE TRUTH, AND GREAT KNOWLEDGE!!! YOU MUST OUT YOURSELF ON STUFF TO FEEL LESS STRESSED, AND BECOME... gleeful. guys i am so stressed that i am not gonna be able to pass flaming chickens lte, because honestly im moving my text very slowly, so this entry will be about how SLOW THE PEOPLE IN SCHOOL ARE!! not entirely though, i have another thing to talk about here. When i was walking to lunch, SOMEHOW i was faster than this group. EVEN WITH SOME BAD LEGS, I AM FASTER THAN THEM?! its honestly flabbergasting that people put priorities upon talking to friends where they are needing to be, other than doing school work. i mean YES you can talk to others, but seriously, its school, you need a JOB to LIVE. and without school you wont be ABLE to get a JOB. SO GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT!!! its not that hard, i know school sucks, but you have to do it anyways, theres no point resisting if thats going to come back to you in the worst way. honestly you are stupid as hell. so i tried doing the 100 floor streak run in regretevator, but oh my god was i stupid enough to quit. SINCE I ALREADY PLAYED LIKE 3 THOUSAND FLOORS BEFORE TRYING OUT THE RUN. AAGGHHGH i dont know what happened with me there... im gonna try again after school but this time im not gonna quit earlier that im supposed to. i stopped at floor... maybe 17? i gave up a bit TOO early didnt i... ARRGGHH!!! lets hope i do it and this time do it way better than i did before. PLEASE REACH 100 FLOORS WITHOUT PAIN🙏 ahhhh the olden days, where did the times go... when i used to be typing in from websim... ah yes, i miss when i used to say the actual lte list when i didnt think i can add it from there... and now im here. im at 7th place in the lte list (the reasoning why im 8th is because it isnt updated on the list.) and i am now typing in inside of an actual website. i am happy with this, i am great with all of this. finding this and making one of my own was maybe one of the best decisions i have ever done. i am now at about 136 thousand characters in this LTE, and i can say that definitely... oh what am i saying this is the WORST thing i have EVER DONE. WHY AM I STILL MAKING THIS, THERE IS NO END. THERE IS NO COMING BACK, THIS IS MY LIFE NOW. THIS IS ALL I CAN DO. HELP, HEEELLLPPP!!!! AAAHHHHGGHH!!! Ex: my calculation was wrong, i am not near 136 thousand, i AM at 136 thousand characters. and now i am extremely close to 137 thousand characters, like EERILY close, i believe im already at the 137 thousand mark. so congratulations to me, i think, i dont know what i mean by "i think", i can GUARANTEE, THAT WHEN I SAY DENTAL FLOSS, I HAVE 137 THOUSAND CHARACTERS. ALRIGHT, HERE IT GOES, DENTAL FLOSS. I HAVE MOST DEFINETLY GOTTEN 137 THOUSAND CHARACTERS BY NOW. so uhh, happy new thousand guys. uhh, so dfc454 said that they were going to now make LTE lore. He said he would add the 4 people with no pfp at the top in the lore, and i changed my name into apple and went invisible so they will become divided. And dfc454 will add pink pickle and a fight with blue bickle. this seems like a very good entry to his lte, and i am actually probably so cooked right now, because it seems like enough for him to pass me back. ive only ever have been passed once but that was probably only by 1 character or smtn lol. OH GOD, SO HE JUST POSTED AN UPDATE ON HIM WORKING ON HIS LITTLE LTE LORE BOOK OF HIS, AND HE SAID ITS ALREADY AT 2 THOUSAND CHARACTERS!!! oh god oh no, this is bad this is real bad. and the worst part to rub it all in my face, he added a side note, and that thing he said, he said hes most likely gonna add the thing into his lte. BRO, I DONT WANNA GET PASSED, PLEASE NO. HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL, AS I HAVE NOT DONE ANYTHING. YOU ARE A MONSTER!!! A BIG COLD HEARTED MONSTER!!!!! whatever, things come and go. oh yeah he updated his lore thing earlier, and somehow the first chapter took until IT TURNED INTO A TXT FILE. WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK. oh and again, he updated and showed us his chapter 2, its just an "excerpt" he said. HOW. BITCH THATS A CHAPTER ALREADY. are you actually serious right now. okay, i reminded pink pickle that i will ask for an update on my character count tomorrow, so yeah. oh my god its crazy how fast i am growing. i only made this like 2 months ago, and i already passed people who took years to get this far. Its honestly flabbergasting to me. also, i believe that in dfc454's lore, i might have an EXTREMELY large part in it. he talked about the before in the discord server, and then i grew fast making the lte, and then i declared war on dfc454, after dfc454 went on to his antics and worried about me passing him. HONESTLY he forgot to say i went insane during it due to the silly things he was doing with the spy, like adding and then removing random emails into the lte. JUST KNOW THAT THIS WAS ALL BEFORE THE MIGRATION (somehow...) anyways, dfc, you have to add more details to the war thing, other than that, the writing is pretty good i must say! i just hope it doesnt go for so long to the point you pass me. I CHECKED HOW MANY CHARACTERS DFC454 HAD IN HIS LORE THING ABOUT THE LTE, AND HE HAS 7 THOUSAND FUCKING CHARACTERS. bro i am so cooked right now oh my god. alright so i want to have more chatacters right now, so i am going to attempt to do the 100 floor streak in regretevator. i dont know if i would be able to, because someone said it took 16 HOURS to do 500, so if we did 16 divided by 5, the whole challenge would take about 3 HOURS to do. i dont know if im capable of such things, but its worth a shot. oh wait i just got food, i will do it soon i promise, but for now, BE RIGHT BACK! alright i finished the food, i can do the floor streak run now, HUZZAHHHH!!! never mind, i dont think i even want to do it anymore bro. i mean, i didnt even try it before and right now, and honestly it would be boring playing the same things over and over again for 100 floors. 3 hours is just a BIT too long for me... like honestly do you think i could ever do that? well i mean i did 100 floors before, but that was with a friend, and a bunch of losses. if i ever attempt this, it would be impossible for me to solo, but someone did 500 floors solo... maybe i can do it, but i dont think i have the free time. i will start attempting again in the weekend, but for now ill let the challenge rest until then. dfc told me to document what he does while he sleeps on his keyboard in aiabs, so i am doing that. he is holding a can of beans, now an egg, looking at the slenderreet plat. he sits down again. he switches seats with the one next to him. and he says tags. this is so surprising to me, wow. OH MY GOD, HIS FIRST WORKS!!! ltter. this is FASCINATING!!! now hes looking at the game creator wall. zry tj he says, as he sits next to the slenderreet plat. did bro just say nitrouzs g?! whatever, someone joisn the game and sits next to him for a little bit, he sits, with a can of beans in his hands, he starts to eat the beans, and he does. this is the best thing i have ever done in my entire life, well ill be, i will do this whenever i can! dfc just stays ut, doing nothing much. his beans spoiling away as he sits, waits. he nows says, rgetsfreg ashfa vb9. thats cool, along with - Search Microsoft Bing. what the flip. ashfa vb9 All Copilot 5c. NOW, HE SAYS, CCC C CALIFORNIA!!!!! YOOOO!!!! guys are you hearing this, because i really am! now hes looking in his emote book! wonder what he picks. he jumps in joy with all the options he can chose! cmon man, i know u can hit a jig... i wait for his next action he sits down again. great. dfc, please stop. and now he just left the game, what the flip. i think he got banned, or he just did that manually. anyways, the document is over, GOODNIGHHHTTT!!! oh yeah so, extension on the last part, aiabs is REVIVED!!! and we are all addicted again. so what the hell are yall doing in there, you may ask? oh you know, afking, delivering, talking... FOR 3 - 4 FUCKING HOURS. thats actually so surprising to me how we do something so boring, and it becomes addicting to us, like drugs, and that shit. DFC454 IS HAVING MORE FUN THAN ANY OF US, because he plays this game with every chance he gets. so first he got to 50 BOXES, and then to 100 BOXES, and now hes at almost 150 BOXES. all in a span of 1 - 2 days. unfathomably crazy considering all i wanted to do in this game for a while was to just show him my box count. at first it was 24.1 thousand... and now its 24.3 THOUSAND. this is actually insane. We did all of that, and we led up to the documentary of sleeping dfc, best documentary in roblox up to date. i feel like making a function in this website, ya know, like a daily magazine? it seems pretty easy to impliment, so ill add it right about now, so to speak. So, be right back, as i make the function! see, its right there now! heres what im gonna do with it, when the week ends, ill add the story from the magazine (the first one does not count anymore, because i already talked about how it just started.) SO YEAH, i might have VERY MUCH FUN with this! hey guys im back again, but with a very cool twist! im in school again. yay. still same old, same old. i have 20 minutes for right now, so ill do this, because theres nothing to do. alright, bye. guys, i have like a whole hour of free time right now, so im gonna be typing here, because i honestly have nothing to do right now. I made a new update for the weekly magazine, because, well, its weekly. all there is was just thast it releazsed. like bro we know you just dropped man, you dont have to be like that. so guys, i just put a large part of the text, and i lost like 400 characters in my text. this is outrageous, if i didnt swipe it still wouldve been here, BUT NO, I JUST HAD TO ACCIDENTALLY SWIPE TO THE RIGHT ANDS GO BACK TO LAST SAVE!!!! this is just madness man. anyways lemme just recap what io said. im gonna add the weekly magazine from this week into here after the week ends, because you know, archivallllll!!! i also want people to read this more, because people can just go here for only the weekly magazine, so i want people to read my lte and mostly not the weekly magazine only. i want people to look at this bloxk and say, "wow! cool!" because i spent like 2 months onm this. SO PLEASE, DONT JUST READ THE MAGAZINE ONLY, READ THIS TOO. i dont know why you wouldnt have read this because the only way you can see this is by reaqding this so, thanks for not only reading the weekly magazine? alright, bye. so, i had remake the weekly magazine, because what the fuck was that. no it was actually just shitty. So, what i did, is just redo the entire fucking thing. atleast its a better thing than whatever the LAST thing was. its actually just fucking stupid that i just inputted the wrong things with the wrong brain. i dont really care anymore, it changed, im just glad im not bugging with the wrong blood type infused. alright, so i have about... wait holy shit? fuck you mean 4 hours, 12% shouldnt be like that? whatever, im a man of my word. i will stay with yall for as long as i can before my computer dies, so maybe this will get to 151k characters??? i dont know maybe just a speculation on it, because oh wait hold on the device switched minds, now its gonna die in an hour. still, HUH? WHAT? also, right now i currently just talked to someone for about 30 minutes, so now i have like 30 minutes left with you. SORRRYYYYY!!! wait ive still been charging my phone... whatever. APPLE!!!! hello, i would like to say that, making an LTE is not that hard, you just need thought bubbles to appear in your head once in a while, and just type it out. And when you get bored, you can always update it another time. Its simple! i even saw that there was a new person who arrived in the lte list, sslink. why hello there, it turns out theres a new running trend going on that everyone is basically using google docs for their LTE, but im not gonna judge you for it... because i made more than like half of this lte in google docs. Typing your mind out is just spilling your brain over the screen, and showing off whatever it comes up with. do not let other people say it is hard, its easy if you just dont combat people with your character count... yeah well i mean, i did it like TWICE, but dont sweat it out man, im not really competitive anymore, only if i reach pink pickles level then i would probably become competitive again. Also, its friday guys, you know what that means? FISH- the regretevator floor streak of 100 floors. Ill try to train at home so i can get through it all, time is a pain you know, im not going to let that slide, id ont care about time anymore, all i care about is courage. skill. power. extra onions. lettuce, cheese, tomato, and BUN, in that order! one crying johnny, oooorder UP! im gonna kill myself. anyways, wish me luck on the challenge. WAHEE!!! oh i also realize, im basically the fastest person according to the LTE list to rise up, which is cool and all, but honestly it feels weird passing someone from like 20 years ago. flaming chicken, YES IM TALKING TO YOU. im coming. (do NOT think of it like that, its not what i mean, you stupid, dirty minded, one.) oh yeaaah, sslink? its okay if you missed a single day of typing, hell, even a week. i skipped a week of typing before because i was very distracted on other stuff. i dont know if youre reading this, but i hope you pass flaming chickens LTE. i have a personal and unreasonable beef with him, because yeah, i wanted to. if im about to pass this man, i do have to have unnecessary beef with them. Anyways, this part is getting very long, and i need a small break, because honestly i cant keep typing for a while without getting caught. BYEEEEE!!!!!! wait guys, what the hell is happening, it doesnt want me to add line 208 in my code, its being STUPID!!! AAAHHGGGHH!!! lets hope it fixes after this one... still, NO?!!??! HAHAHAAH. AH. AGGHAGH. aeerhhg... PLEASE BRO, IM NOT MOVING BACK!!! my texts. MY HARD WORK!!! why isnt it UPDATING!!!! im trying so hard to update this place, and yet it doenst want to UPDATE?! this is OUTRAGEOUS. i WILL KILL YOU NEOCITIES!!! NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, YOU WILL BE DEAD VERY SOON. oh no way... YESSSS, OHH MY GOD FINALLY!!! IT LANDED ON THE TEXT!! OH THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOOOOUUUU!!!! AAWWWWGHGHH YESS!!! all i had to do it turn on and off the internet. IM GOOD!!! i tried interacting with the new person on the LTE block. sslink. so what i tried to do is send alot of edit requests. like millions, and millions, to try to talk with him. but actually, he didnt respond. all this guy did was say that there was an anonymous [animal here], and went on with typing his lte. i mean, thats okay, but i just felt like talking to him, so im getting more. i also suggested to send a link, and they still didnt respond. i mean, okay? but all i want to do is say hi and then go. so i stayed for 2 HOURS trying to get his attention. I also did a different approach, adding different accounts until anonymous nyan cat appears. they notice, yet they didnt interact much, just added random parts on it... (like i did...) and i gave up after the 2 hours, because i was bored. maybe next time, i guess. GUYS, I HAD ONE OF THE MOST CRAZIEST DAYS (in aiabs, but sorta real life too). so, i invited me, dfc, and sprout to play aiabs, right? (aiabs is short for afk in a basement simulator, if you forgot what i said earlier.) and, honestly, everything afterwards was CRAZY. so, we played for like 5-6 HOURS STRAIGHT, we then got btools from supr (a dev of the game, so to speak) and we basically ruined the lobby TWICE (because, well, i shut the server down, so they had to do it again.) and, it was better than before, but before the redo... it was hell. both me and sprout got 200 boxes today, and dfc got to 200 too. when i got 4 million seconds (YES i did get 4 million seconds) we decided to go on a public server, because we needed more people to see me reach 4 million seconds, and also for sertysu86 to join us successfully. AND THEN SHARK JOINS, yes ser joins FINALLY!!!! the game turns into party mode, someone i dont know, yet the others know, joins. i mean who the fuck is carta? they still havent presented me to this guy, is he playboi carti??? anyways, during that, ive been recoridng for 1 HOUR AND 24 MINUTES. im waiting for it to load into my stoarage, but yet, IT HASNT YET. it hasnt for like an hour or 2 i believe. like i recorded everything that happened, but honestly, i wish i could record more. anyways, in real life, i got some pizza, went to my grandmas, did everything i did in aiabs there, and done. yeah it wasnt really the wildest of days in real life, but it was really fun. and yes, i did interact with my grandma there, shes very nice, she even gave us grapes to eat. so yeah, today was great. NO WAY!! I HAD THE BEST IDEA YET FOR AN LTE ENTRY!!! HOW ABOUT... THE MOST ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT WAY TO PLAY CHESS??? okay ill start... W-pawn goes up, and im not telling you how much. B-queen casts thunderstorm because shes actually the queen of the sky. W-rook throws his controller at the B-pawn, and the pawn backflips to dodge, and then B-bishop gets hit. B-knight casts america and france flags, as it is how his land, and anyone who invades will be wrathed apon doom. W-pawn goes in to the america land, the W-knight decides to fly to france, so they can throw the flag at B-knight, and be punctured, now every time they move, they can knock pieces over, and white is immune. W-bishop throws holy water at W-king, W-king gets wings, and as B-rook was about to move... the wings knock them over, and the W-king shits redbulls at him. B-pawn takes W-pawn by forcing him to watch 48 hours of chalkboard screeches. CANONBALL w-pawn says, jumping on W-knight, making them rowdy, and knock over 3 B-pawns, and B-king. W-king casts uranium bomb, bomb is unaffective, but stardles some back pieces of B side, so they fall. B-Queen, still intact, is now in check. W-rook casts fireball, since queen was in his path, queen gets knocked. meaning rook gets the lasagna, and you won the game. I hope you enjoyed this new version i thought of, its very nice in my thoughts. i barely play chess so i dont really visualize the board in my head very well, but im sure this will make the game even better to play. please chess.com, considering to add my version of chess to your website, if you even see this... anyways, BYEEEEE!!! okay guys so turns out, sslink got on the discord server (FINALLY!!!) and i said to them i was the anonymous axolotl, nyan cat, and blah blah blah BLAH!!!! so, sslink, yeah, that was me, but i was tryna get your attention bro. anyways, if you didnt notice, and you dont track my text count, you probably wouldnt know that i am 50 thousand characters away from passing chicken that has been set on blazing hot fire. yes, i am gonna call flaming chicken that for the rest of this texts existence. What i learned from zians lte is, there are no rules to lte other than spamming, and copying for right now. and i believe that every lte that broke the rules before hand can get a get out of jail free card. so lets just all agree that we just yap about random shit that doesn't exist and say that france invaded iceland as a joke and iceland threw 78 bombs in europe as a joke too, only before they make it to where there cant be any misinformation that you know is fake. And yet again, we can also say that jonny the violin wasnt killed, and the kid was killed instead, so jonny escaped, went to donkey kong, and played some fortnite for 78 hours straight. After the game, he decided to eat some bananas, turns out theres children inside of the bananas, and he gets reminded of the child he was about to kill. so, he revives him with these words... "ALKAM AHOR UYRE VANDRTUA LUNE WEMOX CALOI AMOR LIUSNA!!!" and he came back as a 37 year old man. jonny says "thank you for this amazing help, i will now pursue my life as a business man on a lantern made out of grilled cheese" and flies away. the man/kid was raised by coyotes for the next 20 years of his life until he was drowned in water by tripping on the same banana child jonny was about to eat. so yeah, theres no boundaries right now, so this is so done for as an LTE. so, yeah, do what the fuck ever you would ever like to do. mehrhehhehe... alright guys, its time. I WILL NOW, SAY MY TOP 39 CHEESE!!! if you dont like them, i dont care (secretly, i didnt do any fucking research at all for these cheeses, im just listing what i think sounds good. so please, dont judge me so hard, okay??? okay...) NUMBER 39!!! danish blue. NUMBER 38!!! banon cheese. NUMBER 37!!! string cheese. NUMBER 36!!! edam. NUMBER 35!!! halloumi. NUMBER 34. stilton cheese. NUMBER 33!!! morbier cheese. NUMBER 32: limburger cheese. NUMBER 31!!! vacherin. NUMBER 30!!! WOOHOO!!! mascarpone. NUMBER 29!!! cabecou. NUMBER 28!!!! monterey jack. NUMBER 27!!! yes, the original numbr i was gonna go for, number 27. NUMBER 27!!! pont-l'Évêque cheese. NUMBER 26!!! dfc was being a rude person and i was gonna change it to 26 CHEESES, but i decided not to. NUMBER 26!!! boerenkaas. NUMBER 25!!! hooligan. NUMBER 24!!! mimolette. NUMBER 23!!! Fromage Frais. NUMBER 22!!! Appenzeller cheese. NUMBER 21!!! abondance cheese. NUMBER 20!!! YEYEYEYSH. American Farmhouse Cheddar. NUMBER 19!!! Brie. NUMBER 18!!!! Ricotta. NUMBER 17!!! Blue cheese. NUMBER 16!!! Manchego. NUMBER 15!!! ! 1!! yes. NUMBER 15!!! Gouda cheese. NUMBER cough. cough... 14!!! Pepper jack cheese. NUMBER uhhhh 13!!! Epoisses. NUMBER 12!!! Buffalo mozzarella. NUMBER 11!!! Feta. NUMBER 10!!! YES WE ARE NOW IN THE TOP 10!!! get ready... FOR NUMBER 10, ITS Irish Cheddar. NUMBER 9 IS Swiss cheese. NUMBER 8 IS Havarti. NUMBER 7 IS Goat cheese. NUMBER 6 IS Cream cheese. NUMBER 5 IS Roquefort. NUMBER 4 IS Colby-Jack. NUMBER 3 IS Mozzarella. NUMBER 2 IS Cottage cheese. AND NUMBER ONE... IS... PARMESEAN!!!!! YEAAAHHH!!! thats the top 39 cheeses, i hope you enjoyed, and i want you to try all the cheeses listed in this weird add list. THIS PART OF THE TEXT IS SPONSORED BY DFC454 FOR MAKING THIS POSSIBLE. WITHOUT HIS IDEA FOR THE TOP 39 CHEESE, THIS WOULDNT BE HERE!!! alright, so, now what?... uhh, i think i should sleep... but i really dont wanna sleep... maybe i should, if i get a dream i hope i can remember it so i can type it in here. BUT FOR NOW, i really should get alot of rest, because its fucking... uhh... lemme see the time... 12:03 AM. no, not after lunch, about midnight. SO I HAVE TO REST NOW!!! wait, hold on, im gonna try to check how much characters my lte has now. AND THEN I WILL SLEEP, HAAAATTCHAAA!!! OH, ALRIGHT ILL HAVE TO GET SOME SLEEP NOW!!!! "how much characters do you have though?" YEAH NO Im NOT GOING TO SAY IT. "bro, we can just select all of the text and paste it in a character counter, why wont you tell us at this point bro???" uhhh... fine, i have... 1 HUNDRED, 57 THOUSAND, TWO HUNDRED, AND SIXTY SEVEN CHARACTERS. or in shorter terms... 157,267 CHARACTERS IN TOTAL... ok i got to stop now. BYEE BYEE YEAH BYEEEEE!!! you guys know that i suck at explaining shit right? i mean, im not the sharpest tool in the shed to talk about shit. there are way better people when it comes to that. literally half of this text is shitposting, and about the text itself. the other half is unnecessary topics that people may see isnt really atatchable to my LTE at all. seriously, i made this is a silly little side project and now im literally talking about political stuff and weird things that people do that i think is fucking bullshit to me. like seriously, why are people doing challenges that may or may not have a risk of giving them bone cancer and a circumcision. IF YOU KNOW ITS DANGEROUS AS FUCK, DONT DO IT, IF ITS BROKE ITS BROKE, IF YOURE DOING IT EVEN THOUGH YOU KNOW ITS BROKE, THEN YOURE BROKE. im tired of people doing all of this shit, fucking dumbasses. anyways, yes, i did get some good sleep, and thank god i did. also, yes i do have to check my character count every single update i ever do. so lets check the character count now, shall we??? i mean i already did this yesterday, but i feel like every update i should see how close i am to passing chicken that has been set on blazing hot fire. really cant wait for the time i finally get in the 200 thousands, maybe even in the top 5 placements on the LTE list... i doubt both of those are gonna happen... BUT, it is time to check my ltes character count. 159 THOUSAND CHARACTERS. yeah that was a pretty large update from the last update that i did. i will not be checking my character count every update, because its an addiction that i can possibly escape, but i dont know, since im already used to doing that. I WILL BE CHECKING IT WHEN IM SURE I PASSED FLAMING CHICKEN. and if i didnt... lets wait another like 20k characters after that update. guys, update on my lte, im not really gonna do as much as i used to for a week, until the weekend, my lte will maybe have 1 to 2 updates every 1 or 2 days or so. because honestly, i really need a break for ONCE. IVE BEEN UPDATING THIS SHIT EVERY DAY FOR THE PAST MONTH (maybe, i really dont know how long ive been doing this in a row in days because ITS TOO MUCH TO COUNT!!!) AND I NEVER HAD A SECOND OF REST BECAUSE OF IT!!!!! AAAAHHGGGH i really dont want to do this anymore, because i need to feed you non-existent readers more food and text so i can make you obese and get type 1 diabetes, but my hands are getting tired, and my stupid ass fucking brain decided that i should stay up to do this shit, LIKE ACTUALLY DAY AND NIGHT, RESTLESS, IM FEEDING YOU ALL!!! WITH MY WEIRD ASS TEXT, OF DUMB STUPID MEDEOCRE THOUGHTS IN MY MIND!!! yeah, i just REEEAAALLLYYY NEED A BREAK right now, so, GOODBYE FOR NOW!!!! the egg named whyislands, has been captured, once again. oh wait hold on... whats that? OK HOLD ON WHYISLANDS EGG HASNT BEEN CASTED AWAY FROM THIS PLACE, DONT CRACK ME AND TURN ME INTO AN OMELETE. I JUST GOT FUCKING 160 THOUSAND CHARACTERS!!! AHAHAAHHA AAHAAAAAAHHH YESSS!!!! YES OHH HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! I DIDDD ITTTTT!!!! I FUCKING DID IT!!! ok, now i need 40 thousand characters more to pass chicken that has been lit on blazing hot fire, they are obviously now lit on fire. i am simply better, as i have done this all in 2 FUCKING MONTHS (almost 3, since its APRIL FOOLS TODAY!!!) OKAY, TAKE ME AWAY ANONYMOUS GRABBER!!! and once again... the egg named whyislands... has been captured... TWICE TODAY!!!! this might be the first time that a fucking lte interacted with another like answering a question. so, this is with sprouts lte, and yes, i forced them to add a 6k addition to their lte. so, yeah, might as well do something atleast they said "what what do you think is the shittiest shape?" well, i think its a trapezoid, dont like how it stops being a fucking pyramid half way. but, it may be a 7 sided shape with spikes on each corner and a dip in the middle of the spikes, and on the sides theres 3 spikes with the middle one small and the rest large. OH it sounds horrible, you can show me what it looks like in the discord and maybe i wouldn't think i its horrible, but for now AAAAGHH IT FUCKING SUCKS MAN, FEELS LIKE AN EYESORE, yknow what they say, dont judge a book by its cover..... AGH COME ON!!! THIS PART OF THE TEXT ISNT UPDATING AT ALL!!! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS???? DAAWWWGGGGHH!!! IM TRYING TO UPDATE MY LTE HERE, ITS NOT BAD OR ANYTHING! JUST LET ME UPDATE!!! ADD AN ENTRY, ADD ANYTHING... ANYTHING AT ALL!!! TOMORROW IS A NEW MAGAZINE UPDATE TOO!!! YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS ISNT THE TIME FOR THAT!!! NO! please, just fucking update already. IM GONNA KILL NEOCITIES, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! IM SERIOUS, THIS ISNT A GOOD THING NEOCITIES, APRIL FOOLS ALREADY PASSED AND YOURE TREATING ME LIKE A FOOL, A SCOUNDREL, A DICKHEAD. BUT YOU ARE THE FUCKING DICKHEAD BITCH!!! LET ME UPDATE MY LTE!!!!! ex: dfc454 told me it has updated, i have spared neocities for now, if this happens again i will shiv this fucking tabby cat in its stomach and rip its appendix out of his body. atleast i spared him the pain of it bursting. my teacher is playing the twilight zone right now so im going to make an update on my lte. because im bored. VERY bored. nothing can cure my boredom right now, and it seems that the show isnt really working out for that for some reason. im going to hope that my teacher catchhes me being very vulgar right now on this lte, but for now, i can barely see what im doing, because i put it at a spot my teacher cant see all the things at. AND all at low brightness. im going to just sit here and keep ttyping. im having a pretty long day today, my life is pretty fdull, henceforth the updates that barely happen sanymore. AND OH YEAH, I NEED TO ADD A NEW UPDATE ON THE WEEKLY MAGAZINE!!! how come did i forget a feature of my website, that I coded in, THAT I PUT IN WITH MY OWN FINGERS, THAT I CONCIEVED?!?! ok, i might aswell update it after school, because im not really in the big mood for the update in SCHOOL. and also, i may accidentally scroll iup a bit too far to show the cvuss words, which my teacher for soimne reason STILL doesnt want me to say. alright, im going for a less riskier time of gtetting caught. i mean what kinda teacher is this, im literally 17 now you dont want me to say shitt because i just CANT?! seriously, can you NOT?!?!? yeah i know, dont tell me. BUT DANG i dont like how my teacher doesnt allow it. whatever, im gonna let THIS slide, because its almost summer and im gonna have a tiny break for once hello guys, long time no see? i dont really know... oh shit its been like 3 days since last update... and i should really update the daily magazine, anyways, im gonna now paste whatever the magazine says from what it was now into here, and i will make a new part of the magazine. " WEEK 1: this just in, bart simpson spots weird glowing orb in the lands of new jersey. people speculate that the orb may have felt like a popcorn kernel, others say spiderman layed it at noon, and it will hatch a spider in 12 days. Magazine text replaced, as the text isnt really a good one. George washington came back from the dead to jump over hurdles in the olympics, wins silver medal. George washington dies again from people whom caught lack of what he did before. news flash, big thunderstorm in arizona, killing all fires for the first time in a century. the joker ends the thunderstorm because he loves arson, but george washington doesnt want that, he will ask something else. Whoever saw last or old magazine for week one, they are not wanted." alright, now its time to make a new update for the magazine... alright, i updated the weekly magazine FINALLY!!! sorry for starving you all for a while, i was working on a level called carr (crazy and radical rooms) in worst gdps (geometry dash private server) and i was so addicted to it i didnt really do alot of lte updates... no like i didnt do any at all. i also watched the minecraft movie, it was a jolly good show if i can say so myself, but then again, after i got out, i was gonna die of being overfed. before watching the movie i ate some corndogs (i dont know why its called corndogs because its filled with cheese) and it was really good, just that i wish i had 2 of them. so yeah, JOLLY GOOD SHOW MALADIES JOLLY GOOD!!! so yeah, thats what i was doing for the days i was off the lte grind. ok, im getting bored right now, so im gonna check how much characters i have now... wait hold on i forgot my vow to never check my characters until i am SURE that im close to passing chicken that has been set on blazing hot fire... so uhhhhh... i guess ill do that in a while later... anyways, SEE YAHHH, have a wonderful and green very fun day!!! ahhh... this is a completely wasteful amount of time to just type in this stupid ass bum ass lte... why did i even start this thing man, i hate websim, you made me find out about this, and now my fingers go numb every day going 3 updates a day. i am tired... ANYWAYS!!!!! so... im gonna talk about ANOTHER game i used to play in roblox, its called infinite autocorrect (thats what i think its called, my memory is dull and numb.) and all you do in this game is just do random tasks in an office building, even if it doesnt have anything to do with helping out in the job. Like eating a donut, trash, pool water, and coffee. and simply even spamming 5 times in chat (restricted to some people? i dont know i never even got the task, but allegedly people did, and i saw people do it in real time.) the game is jolly good, but without a further ado, i will talk about my prime in it. i was watching a youtube video, and i suddenly remembered, "im gonna check up on infinite autocorrect again, i sure missed it-" and it had 246 or around that players. i decided to join, and do some jobs. thats when i got with the idea of doing i think 250 tasks per day as a routine. Around this time, i was playing nitrotype, like 80 races per day. I meet alot of people in the function of the office building, even being ceo as i had like 1700 TASKS. i even saw someone doing like 300 a day with maybe 20k TASKS. i even met this guy, i forgot his name, but nowadays i dont even talk to bro. right now he plays like 10 HOURS OF ROBLOX A DAY, and right now he has a 40 HOUR FUCKING STREAK. WHAT THE FUCK. anyways, thats all i wanted to talk about right now, and whyislands the egg has been captured again. do you guys think i now have enough to rest forever??? i mean, i do have possibly 170 thousand characters right now, and basically... i am bored with saying random shit every day for the past 3 or 2 months. this is killing me people, lord HAVE MERCY. this life is boring, i dont even know why i put up with this, i dont know why YOU put up with this. you nonexistent readers are the ones who read through this stuff, just to see that my life is not worth thinking about, but seriously, why are you skimming through this text? this text isnt formal, it isnt good, doesnt have much thought put into it... all i have now is to talk about things that dont exist and top NUMBER HERE ways to do something. absolute SLOP and SLOP AND FUCKING SLOP!!!! sigh... *takes sip of imaginary coffee from my desk* this is my life now. *drops coffee* ANnsjh WHAT THE FUCK sahyb HAAHHH AHAHH AHHH WHY!!! W@HYYYYYY!!! quick update, tests suck, the end. FIN!!! i am making this update because... why not? i almost have 170 thousand characters, so might aswell get it NOW!! no? big deal, this is my lte and i can do whatever the fuck i want with it. DO SOMETHING, YOU CANT!!! unless its a suggestion for an update, then sure, maybe you can... but honestly thats rarely so. alright, bye, maybe ill update again soon so i can actually get 170 thousand right now, but RIGHT NOW MAY NOT BE THE TIME!!!! GOO D. BYE quick update 2: no, i did not reach 170 thousand characters, but i did get more characters, so, you win some you lose some? i dont fucking know, whatever. Day 1 of kicking a rock until its a sphere: SPEED: 4.9/10 CRAZINESS: 6/10 SMOOTHNESS: 7.21/10 SPHERE?: NO SPHERE RATING: 5.3/10 the rock behaved well, as the rock became a bit smoother. the rock is about .4 more smooth since last kick day, didnt record the first 5 days of rock kicking. OVERALL: 6.06/10 THIS JUST IN!!! it turns out, i DID reach 170 thousand characters. how surprising. i dont understand how that quick update helped me get to 170 THOUSAND CHARACTERS. alright, im going to go now. i just felt like saying that to you guys. GOODBYE!!! IVE STARTED A WAR ACROSS NORTH AMERICA AND OCEANIA. AUSTRALIA KEEPS SENDING SPIDERS TO AMERICAN HOUSES, AND I FUCKING HATE IT. I STARTED IT DUE TO MY MASSIVE ATTACK OF THE EGGS, I SENT 12000 CARTONS OF EGGS THAT COSTED ABOUT 1.7 BILLION DOLLARS, AND COVERED THE WHOLE CONTINENT. NOW JUPITER PEOPLE ARE SPYING UPON US ALL, WE ARE SO DOOMED, ITS OVER. ITS OVER. ITS OVER. OCEANIA DECIDED CLIMATE CHANGE ISNT ENOUGH FOR ARIZONA PEOPLE, AFTER RAISING THE HEAT TO 2763 DEGREES CELCIUS, ARIZONA PEOPLE EXPLAIN ITS A NORMAL NOON. JUPITER SHINES US ALL BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND, WE ARE ALL POISONED WITH A CANCEROUS BLOOD TYPE. IM FUCKING TWEAKINGGG I AM TWEAKINGGB AAAAHHH!!! FUCK YOU OCEANIA IT WAS JUST AN APRIL FOOLS PRANK!!! I NEVER MEANT IT LIKE THIS. NOW EVERY ALIEN ON THE SUN IS FEINING FOR US ALL, ITS OVER. ITS OVER. ITS OVER. UPDATE: THE ALIENS ON THE SUN IS COMING TOWARDS US, NOW, WE ARE FIGHTING LIKE PEOPLE IN THE MEDIEVAL TIMES, WITH ALL THOSE FUCKING ARROWS AND SHIT. THE ALIENS ARE SO CLOSE TO PENETRATING THE PRESIDENTS HEART. WE ARE AT A DISSAPOINTED TIME OF THEM NOT GETTING PENETRATED IN THE HEART. WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS GUY COME FROM, ALAN BURTWOWSKI?! THE FUCK IS THAT LAST NAME?!?!?! "eggy eggu go loot my house boom boom" --alan burtwowski. I HATE OCEANIA AND ALIENS, WE USED TO COME IN PEACE BUT NOW WE COME iN VIOLENCE. I HATE JOSE, I BLAME JOSE FOR THIS. YOU SHALL NEVER BE APPRECIATED JOSE1!!!! OKLAHOMA. DONT GET ME STARTED WITH WHAT THEY EVER DID TO HAITI. HAITI WAS BOMBED, ERADICATED, LAZORED, SPLICED, AND ALL PEOPLE INSIDE WERE BROUGHT TO NORTH SETINEL ISLAND. HAITI IS SO FUCKING OVER, ITS OVER. ITS OVER. ITS OVER. so remember last time when i got a war started over cartons of eggs? yeah well someone alledgedly traveled to ming dynasty and overthroned the king, after the juice lead the violence to marvin. dennis the menace isnt even as menacing as that guy, as that guy is jose. we are not safe, we are now charged with several war crimes, as oceania sank because of climate change. mexico used a propellar to land its country all the way on micronesia, micronesia is secretly 4 bomb targets, making mexico fall apart. now, south america is trying to find all 1,672 peices of mexico in the sea micronesia once ruled. cat. the cat blue ski nyma has found 82 parts of mexico, and put them together to make a new country in oceania, UNASUMNIA. country now is 22nd best military supported country, and south africa, mainly chile, is trying to make the country fall. fuck you jose, you ruined us all. OH GOD, OH FUCKING GOD NO, PLEASE NO. WILLIAM HOWARD TAFT CAME TO LIFE AND BECAME THE FIRST TO BE A NUCLEAR BOMB, HE IS NOW AIMING TO EVERY COUNTRY BUT OCEANIA. WE ARE COOKED, ITS OVER, ITS OVER, ITS OVER!!!!! JOSE, THIS JOKE HAS GONE WAY TOO FAR TO BE A JOKE. YOU ARE A MONSTER JOSE, A BIG HEARTLESS FaT FUCKING MONSTER. YOU FAT ASS JOSE. alright guys, week 3 time. you ready???? daily magazine copy and pasted here in 3, 2, 1, 0... week 2: BREAKING NEWS!!! mr agonizer is now becoming an atomic bomb, and he is now set to bomb the country of panama. russia decided to throw some glass bottles at mr agonizer, but it only made mr agonizer 7 miles from its original target. Hell breaks loose as people get set on fire by lava, good day for the billionaires, poor people got stolen from, if people didnt have atleast 12000 dollars, they WILL get stolen from, and they will become homeless. Rent prices drop, the poor people have a great day now, as rich people dont like that, so they decide to destroy all cures of diseases. Roses become the first flower to become a worldwide beverage, as it causes a great jog of health... and 70% of consumers died, 25% of consumers are hospitalized, and the other 5% are affected with sicknesses. ok now for the new weekly magazine... in 3, 2, 1, 0... alright it has been made, i will now make a better use of this part so i can make this actually fool proof. So, you know the minecraft movie, right? i already said i watched the movie, and im glad to say that NOBODY blew up in the fucking theater. AND YET IM SEEING PEOPLE DECIDE TO MAKE THE WHOLE THEATER A HIROSHIMA RECREATION WITH A SIDE OF NAGASAKI. im lucky i didnt go to those ones, but holy shit WHY DID SOMEONE ACTUALLY BRING A FUCKING CHICKEN IN THE THEATER. im not gonna lie i would eat every single popcorn thats thrown at me in the theater. poor fucking janitors man, they gonna be in there until next screening. like bro its JUST a MOVIE. i know youve been waiting for this shit ur whole life, and chicken jockey is funny to you, but its not something to mess up someones job to make them have no sleep at all. anyways, i go now, its a funny situation but not really funny to the janitors, ABUHBYEA!!!! dude, what the fuck are they cooking up for tpot 17 for us to wait THIS long for the episode. i mean, its fucking april, RELEASE THE EPISODE ALREADY!!! also, they recently released, or shall i say... "leaked", a soundtrack. why are people saying he leaked it, the person who makes the soundtrack CHOOSES what the fuck he wants to release. the thing is, people noticed the release date of it is like a day off of the original release, and people are speculating that to be the release day of tpot 17. WHICH I DONT AGREE WITH, but maybe they are right? i dont know, its still kinda weird the release day is changing. AND BY THE WAY, WHY THE FUCK DOES THE MUSIC SLAP. LIKE HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, ITS JUST AN OBJECT SHOW YOU DONT NEED TO DO THIS SHIT. yeah you should listen to the songs in the soundtrack, its so fucking peak. turns out that uhhh, the songs were used, but nobody gave one shit about how it was used. also, spoiler alert, the fucking episode was also peak. but honestly i wished the pacing wasnt so off putting. anyways, im so glad i can live in these days right now. because back in the day, people were made fun of for even walking the wrong way, or speaking the wrong way. "you know what? i don like your attitude. send in the chopper thingamajig." because thats BASICALLY WHAT THEY DID BACK IN THE DAY, SO, IF I WERE TO LIVE IN THOSE TIMES, I WOULD BE DEAD ON THE FUCKING SPOT, MKAY??? whats your 3rd favorite candy, id say airheads, the candy above it is kinder joy and kitkats. hunting for food is disasterous, my boy andy here, he gonna tell you what the hell the problem of it is. ITS HORRIBLE. ITS FUCKING HORRIBLE. ITS SO OVER FOR US BRO. THEY ARE TOO FIERCE FOR US TO CAPTURE AND ROAST ON OUR CAMPFIRE. WE ARE STUCK EATING BUGS AND LEAVES AS IF THAT IS OUR WHOLE MEAL FOR THE DAY. ITS SO FUCKING OVER FOR US. WE CANT EVEN CRAFT OUR TOOLS CORRECTLY, THIS IS HORRIBLE!!!! WHY JESUS WHY!!!! thank you andy im gonna take it from here, that is our thoughts on how hunting for food IS disasterous ITS ONLY MY THOUGHTS goodbye. what i just found out is that im 3 thousand characters away from 180 thousand characters in total. this is surprising, because it seems to be so that i am slowing down, like REALLY slowing down. i used to do about 10 thousand every day, but now i usually get to 3k in 1-2 days. sure, you can say thats alot, but in comparison its actually a bad decrease in my ltes amount of food being made on the plate. so basically, im getting more obsessed with other things for my free time, because of course doing this for 3 months without end wont end well. i am mainly playing the minecraft lte server, just doing random build projects inside of it, and making a level with 18 thousand rooms inside of it. i am currently at room 362 in the production process, and it took a week to get there somehow. schoolwork is also ANOTHER problem, because of course, its making me abandon my stuff so i can educate myself so i can have a better life, get a degree, and a better mindset. and so yeah, barely any updates, barely any characters per update, pretty low count of statistics in my lte, and basically less things i can make you read. in 2 or 3 days the weekly magazine will update, so be ready for that. GOO D. BYE PEOPLE, SEE YOU NEXT TIME!!! alright, i may have been a little bit late on the weekly magazine, but its HARD juggling alot of things at once. alright... ill replace it... Week 3: miscelanious drug dealer sells the whole country of canada and africa fentanyl, and i start a war somehow with 12000 cartons of eggs (full story in lte.) harold the shopkeeper finds weird skull thingy, leads to neptunes rain supply, making him richer than jeff bezos. he gives some money to the drug dealer since this took place in canada. WE ARE ALL DOOMED, lactose intolerance becomes an infectious disease as a man in uruguay suffers lactose intolorence after 26 years of none, turns out that his family member coughed on him and his toenail went in his mouth leading to a large intolorence with dairy. someone dies on a bus crash at 21 years old, but who cares? people find large source of oil on it and sells to america for more money!!! alright and now for the new update of the magazine... holy hell the magazine this week is horrible. god should i even archive it??? WHATEVER I TOOK PRECIOUS TIME OFF MY HANDS FOR THIS INSTEAD OF PLAYING GOOGLE DOODLES BASEBALL. ill talk about google doodles baseball a bit later, dont worry about it. ok so NOW im gonna talk about google doodles baseball, but before we do this, we have to do a backstory... a long long LONG LONG LOOOONG LOOOOOONG time ago, google decided to make games on their logo. people were becoming fans of these games very quickly, as they keep making new ones. then, it was 4th of july, i think 5 or 4 years ago, they released a baseball game. nobody really thought of it, as it was just ANOTHER GOOGLE DOODLE. but, after years, iut became famous again, on TIKTOK TOO. like bro its just a baseball game. a game where3 ytou hit balls with a bat and try to get runs. the thrower that throws the baseball at you has a different color coordinated to what their ability is. white: normal, they throw it straight. blue: it swerves up once. yellow: swerves left and right fast. green: spirals into the bat. purple: it becomes less seen as it gets closer, and last but not least, red: throws the ball faster than your reflexes. i keep dying to either yellow or red. my most in the game though is 45 with a 1.9k ft max score. you can try to do better, but the games pretty good, gets repetitive after a while, still good though. ahhhh shit, shit... i havent really talked about much, havent i? life is getting even more boring, but ill catch you up on full detail of what i have been doing this past week. ive been usually scrolling on tiktok, the reason i left tiktok right now is because i laughed too hard on someones pfp of steamhappy emoji on discord but their face and arms are plastered onto spongebob. i currently tried to draw dfcs oc, sd card, but failed horribly, and now i have to deal with this for the rest of my days. i joined his server called amazon if it was good, and honestly it isnt that different from thomas, just that dfc owns the fucking server, and its basically cracktopia. my eye has a bulb on the eyebrow making my eye lid cover some of the eye, making it hard to look at stuff, and making its appearance look like i have lazy eye. sometimes i wonder, why did i ever think to do such a thing that has basically overtook my life for good? oh and also remember that geometry dash level with the rooms and some shit? yeah i extended that, and it has like 817 rooms now. it has 58k objects and at this rate it will have more than top 10000 cheese when i reach 2400 rooms. honestly... im not so surprised. top 10000 cheese is as optimized as it gets, they made every part of the gameplay not in a seperate room, when they get the cheese, they get teleported back, and the room changes from one to another with a single move trigger. its pretty smart if you ask me. i also made 2 levels inbetween the making of that, now on to 3 levels, and im slowly drifting from the room project, just hope i have enough motivation to complete the whole thing at the end of the school year or finish at the end of summer. anyways, since this part is finished, im going to list off 15 words that start with a, and tell the meaning of it. after is when something happens ahead of time from something. ash is powdery like debree from the remains of fire or when something gets crushed. and is combining 2 or more things together. agree is when you approve of something. approve is when you think something is ok. add is when you place something into the mix of something else. accident is when something happens without intention by you. actually is when something physically or metaphorically happened, or is real. arise is when something comes back from slumber or death, or grows back to life. author is the creator of a text, or book. artist is referring to painters and people who produce music. axe is something that chops wood and/or trees. apple is a fruit that comes from trees that is nutricious and healthy, they are particularly red and green. are is when it refers to something apart of another things traits, kinda like a verb. and the 15th word that starts with the letter a... abundance, a large amount of a certain thing. yay we did it, we are so smarty pants, a genius aleveled an eninsteein .. guey11!!! yeaye!! ok goodbye people, this part is getting a bit too long. back in the day my father used to work at kfc, and i loved that he did, because since he worked at kfc he was aloud to bring as much chicken as he'd like to bring. now the thing is, they come at night, so its highly anticipated when he comes back from his job, because he brings a bucket of chicken for every single one of my brothers, even me. if he was to work there still i would probably have diabetes right this second. i can still feel the fried chicken in my veins, i want that job back, now hes barely here working for like 2 days straight, and only staying for 5 hours when he comes back. whatever, atleast i dont have the highly thought of diabetes. hey guys, ohnkata/whyislands here. im proud to say that i am now aiming for a very long call in discord!!! how long is the longest call in discord though? i dont know it yet, but i do know someone named slashedport made it to 2 years so i am definitely cooked there. ill try to make it to atleast a single year, but for now i actually cant pass slashed port. like i can never pass that man, hes still on the fucking call, legend says maybe forever. BUT with a couple of friends, a timer made in websim, and the fact we have a life to waist on because we arent as rich as anyone else so we dont have a large variety of shit to do. so yes, lets hope we can atleast get to a year, im already at like 16-17 hours in the call, i got to say its going well, but it wont anytime soon... oh by the way, someone you can probably guess right now, like is the antonym for kickpound, yes KNOCKTON updated his lte, so that means i wont be in top one unless i can even get to as much as how much he has now, like 629 thousand characters. im also almost at 200 thousand characters, lets look forward to that one instead of getting to 629 thousand because thats a long stretch, may break a few bones if i did so. hmmmmmm..... mmmmmm..... so how are yall doing this week? sorry, summer is coming up, so when that happens, say farewell to anyone above me (instead of knockingondoorsatonoftimes). "usually you are a uhhhhhh very good uhh motivated typer" yes i know but school and other projects is getting to me, i already did say this, but honestly if you are still saying "you should keep updating" then fuck off. because CERTAINLY you should understand what the fuck i am even talking about at this point. you must have had this happen to you, maybe this happened to everyone, it ALWAYS weighs people down onto the fucking floor, because school is universal. NEVER HAVE I EVER MET SOMEONE NOT GET LAYED BACK AND ABLE TO DO ANYTHING, BECAUSE ALMOST A THIRD OF UR LIFE IS IN SCHOOL, and you get to do JACK. SHIT. whatever, i cant wait to uhhhhhhh pass chicken gobbling and running around because someone set it on fire (flaming chicken) because i am getting there. alright guys, its time to update the weekly magazine, havent done it in too long, its supposed to be weekly not every whenever. heres the week 4 btw... Week 4: th pope actually died. no im not kidding. salamanders fight against italy for the reasdojn stated... "they do not support us enough. they musgt pay for what they have done." DANGEROUS, SCIENTISTS DISCOVER A NEW MICROORGIANIWMSM!!! IT TURNS OUT IT CVAN KILL 728 PEOPLE IN A SECONFD FROM IT VENOM!!! barry the bear smokes cocaine, and kills every human in 7 houses. the 3rd housesd wife says this, "i fucking hated hikm anyways, thtank u mr bear " crazy bees uncontrollably started to run russia, it trusted with many people asking for 22 bottles of vodka for more land. bthey agreed. yeds, my fingers are broken because i dont know how to type, now its bending every which way to press a single key. turns out i killed 1982 mini people on my keyboard.that live sin the cracks. alright now im gonna make this a blog talking about random things that exist. juice, a very good refreshment. its so fucking peak when it comes to kool aid, the fruit punch is one of my favorites. my brother ricky makes them a bit too sweet when he makes it, and once, it tasted like soda syrup. tampico juice leaves a weird texture in my mouth, its kinda iffy too be honest. ANY JUICE WITH PULP, SHOULD NEVER BE MANEFACTURED EVER AGAIN. I AM EXPECTING A LIQUID, A VERY REFRESHING LIqUID TO DRINK THAT HAS THE FLAVOR OF ORANGE. BUT WHEN I DRINK IT, I FEEL MY THROAt TICKLE, AND My TOUNGUE GETS HIT WITH SOLID. I WANT JUICE, NOT THIS. anyways yeah, juice, weird stuff... oh dont get me started with caprisun dude, its fucking peak, all i need to say about it, if you had these as a kid, you were the town talk. it just tastes different from every other juice, and it tastes different with the straw. alright im gone, im getting bored talking about juice and only juice right now. GOODBYE. cramps. ever have ur muscles just go inside ur leg even further, and it feels like its stuck in a blood pressure test? well fuck you says the body. usually its your fault for this to happen, like you using it too much, or dehydration. but sometimes the body is a bitch and if you injure yourself, you get in even MORE pain and it does that. whatever, it always happens for some reason, even worse cramps happen to girls, usually to periods and pregnancy ontop of the other shitty reasons. if i said something wrong here, crucify me and push me into a well filled with oil, and set it on fire with a matchstick, dont matter ho you kill me, just kill me if i even said something very wrong, VERY VERY wrong. the new magazine made me think of something... WHY THE FUCK DO BILLIONARES EXIST??? NO REALLY WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY EVEN DO AT THIS POINT??? id see a reason if it benefits us in a way, BUT NO. THEY DO NOTHING TO HELP US. THEY ARE HORRIBLE. LIKE THERES NO USE FOR SO MANY MONEY, IF THEY USE IT THEY CAN STILL BE BILLIONARES, JUST SPARE US A DIME, OR ANYTHING. turns out, there is a solution to this. steal and/or kill the billionaires for all their money, and give everyone 1610 dollars, as there are about 10 billion people, and their money combined is 16.1 trillion. dividing them both will give the grand total of 1610. if thats so, we can finally have a great time. and just like sprout said!!! theres always one kid who spends it all on robux... anyways, lets talk about bananas. its a great snack at the start of the day, but seriously, people think its going extinct. BITCH NO??? IF THERES MORE DEMAND FOR IT THEY GONNA PLANT MORE. so basically, there is no sign of extinction for the banana, but ever wondered why banana laffy taffy tastes like that??? well, there was a type of banana that did taste like that, but due to the high demand for it, somehow not overshadowing the banana we have now, they went EXTINCT, but we still have the flavor of the laffy taffy to bring it back. anyways, bananas are good, heres a game for you, how many bananas can you peel twice to open without opening 3 peels. its kinda hard, try it out yourself. ANYWAYS, this has to be enough for 190 thousand characters, IT HAS TO!!!! alright, then lets check now... shall we??? oh yeah, so... that was more than enough??? 191 thousand characters is alot in my book from 189.5 thousand, like 1.5k characters is good enough for right now. ANYWAYS, its TIME to GO AWAY!!!! fleeee a waaayyyy!!!! hello everypeople, since i really wanna pass "one day, a chicken was resting in a barn, doing its job laying eggs. suddenly, the farmer went insane, he had a box of match sticks, and the chicken was looking at them. he looked at that specific chicken, set the matchstick on fire, and threw it at them. SUDDENLY, the chicken was set on fire, it gobbles in pain, as it slowly dies in its flaming body.", im going to talk about something i would never talk about my family like, but, i do want to talk about this specific person, because they absolutely suck to me. and THAT person is my bitch ass sister... alais. or was it alias? i dont fucking know ill only call her sister. my sister is absolutely hORRIBLE. she watches youtube shorts, and is brainrotted to DEATH. and she screams everything out, and yells those brainrot words. she even puts her horrible songs on blast. she sucks at those right there, but there are still more things i have to talk about. yeah, she is 4, but honestly, i dont even care anymore? if shes a child i dont even care, i hate her actions. one time, me and ricky were playing minecraft, we made a very large hotel, and were still working on it. it was over a 4 day span of making, probably 5 or more days. during that, my mom said to turn the lights off, but she didnt know HOW to turn the fucking light off. SO, WHAT SHE DID, IS UNPLUG THE WHOLE CONNEcTOR. whats a connector? i dont know either, its one of those block thingies with like 6 plugs. turns out, the light is connected to the same connector as the tv, so that means that when she did that, she TURNED THE TV OFF WITH IT. we were playing the ps4 version of the minecraft world, and when she did that, she corruted the whole save file of the hotel. she also once killed (mostly) a growing kitten by falling backwards exactly when the cat was behind her, and we all mourned their death. and the sibling who owned the fucking kitten, and protected it for their life... WAS MY CAT SPECIFICALLY. SO I HAvE A DEEP BEEF WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKING SISTER. and the most recent dick move was a few hours ago... i was doing the longest call in discord, trying to beat the record, i was 2 days into the call. i went to sleep, and after 6 hours, i woke up again. when i got up to check how long ive been on call for... i saw the computer... closed... if you dont know what that does, it disconnects me from the fucking call, and they appearantly did this a little while before i woke up. can you guess who did this fucking action??? is it A: ricky, B: aiden, C: sister, or D: my mom... lemme give you a hint... C, IT WAS MY SISTER. i asked her, why did she even do that? and you know what she said???? "because i felt like it!!" bitch. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???? ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW???? I SPENT 2 FUCKING DAYS OF MY LIFE DOING THIS, AND YOU JUST RUIN IT THE SECOND YOU GET YOUR GRUBBY LITTLE BABY HANDS ON MY FUCKING COMPUTER. LIKE ARE YOU KIDDING ME???!?!?! sigh..... lets uhhh..... start hating on this fucking asshole, shall we? yes? okay thanks..... hmmm..... 9 thousand more characters... what should i do for the next 9 thousand characters anyways??? talk about random shit? ive been doing that the whole fucking time dude. alright, i got an idea. if you guys want to see how long ive been in call for, just go to this website here i made on webshit (websim) https://websim.ai/@Whyislands/forever-timer just put the https into ur search bar and see how long it goes on for, also, you can try to get the most on the clicker. what clicker you might ask??? press on the timer, it will show a cool thing that uhhhhhhhhhhh is just an incrementing number that is useless in the long run. whatever, you can try to get the most? i mean, my most is about 1.2 thousand clicks on it. try your best alrighty then??? okay. it recently reached 100 minutes on THE GREAT RESET version. honestly i miss the time when it was at about 2000 minutes on there... oh how i miss the time. still, i cant express how much i fucking hate my sister for that. also, i keep adding ... for some reason, its just built into my functions now because this LTE (longest text ever) has to be as LONG AS POSSIBLE. now im gonna talk about what im doing right now. im listening to 19-2000 by gorillaz, and watching a white screen on tv for a maximum amount of light possible to shine around the room im in right now. uhhhhhhh the song is about to end, soon, so im just gonna tell you what songs come up from my playlist... alright, lets see what song comes up after this one. beverly hills by weezer. ive listened to this like 5 times in my life, it has existed on my head for a while, somehow showed up in a sea of songs (about like 5000 or a slightly lower amount). lotus and the jundy from thundercat??? yeah i dont know what this song is, but its kinda fire. it seems the lyrics are just lotus and the jondy. what the fuck. i feel the songs about to end soon, so lets wrap talking about this song up. ok never mind, the song is 4 minutes and 52 seconds... it hasnt been that long since it came on, sooooo uhhh... what else do i talk about in this song, the drums are fucking amazing, im not gonna lie. you guys should listen to this. alright NOW its ending... i think... pills for everything by that handsome devil? im gonna skip anyways... ok ANOTHER song i know about... ANA NG by they might be giants. its my top 10 song, and its actually amazing. you guys should also listen to this, it may just be some sort of bias about it, but i dont CARE!!!! LISTEN TO IT!!! alright, sadly the song is starting to end, BYE BYE!!!! im gonna miss its stay. uhh, cmnd/ctrl by deftones. okay, its mildly good, maybe atleast a 6/10, yeah, its slightly good, yet i didnt know what the song was before. this part is getting long, BUT OH IF I WANT TO FEAST ON GETTING 6TH PLACE ON THE LONGEST TEXT EVER LEADERBOARD, i must make it as long as possible. there is so much for me to explore right now. We Luv Deez Hoez by Outkast. pardon that... but that is the songs name, i like their songs, safe to say you probably heard of them ONCE in your life. oh my god the song itches my brain reallll good bro, its an 8.5/10, because yes, i do like it, but it gets kinda old after a bit. 4 minutes is kinda overstaying their welcome here. ok heres a song ive listened too, and heard of. famous 600k by yoyle cake. honestly, the voices in the song kinda ruins it, even though thats what they asked for, i really dont like it, maybe a 5/10 because the beat is good, like slightly better. Canned heat by jamiroquai, holy shit, i have heard of this and listened to it, and literally i hope summer feels like his songs, because its so fucking peak oh my god. you guys should listen to them. the strings are amazing, the vocals give me an eargasm so good i dont think i need to listen to much of anything else. yeah im glazing their songs, but its for a very good reason, just listen to this man for a minute, like PLEASE. people only know him by virtual insanity, which IS a good song, but it gets overplayed, and its only for meme purposes at this point. hes a good artist. listen to his music. NOW. somehow, it never overstays its welcome like outkasts song, it changes up perfectly, and it cant be going through underappreciated like this bro. they are a great band, and i couldnt say anything other than that. OH AND ALSO, ive been typing so long, that the earlier paragraph i made, is going off screen now, and the screen is only filled with this paragraph. thats a cool thing ive noticed. AWH WHAT! the song ended... wahhhh. WEEEEHHHHHH!!!! alright fine, i have to deal with that... next song i guess... swimming pools (drank) - extended version by kendrick lamar. i heard about this one, ive listened to it well enough, to make this land at about 9/10. 10/10 would be used, if it had a bit more instruments. good enough though, its amazing all and through, but still, i want some extra instruments in this song. 9/10, final offer. yeah its a great song man, the drop is stuck in my head now, and i dont think i can remove it from that groove that is engraved into my noggin. now ive reached the part people know about it from. its a great song man, i feel like after listening to it again, its like a 9.5/10. still want that extra instrument in it... ok, am i SURE???? that ive passed chicken that has been set on fire by its deranged owner? ok i think the song is close to ending. Something by the beatles, meh, i havent heard of it. it sounds good though, love the beatles man... oh wait i think i heard this before, i just dont think i knew what the hell it was anyways... whatever, its a great song, 7.5/10. The machine by Lemon Demon, hmm, i think ive heard of this song before, but i dont think my brain can recall it... the start is kinda mid to me, i dont see the great in that part... but i feel its just the build up, lets hope it redeems itself. the chord progression, its great, YEAH, ITS A GOOD BUILD UP. oh wait but the middle of it abruptly stops, i feel its getting better to me though, its growing on me. its getting better now... no way. yeah i think this is like a 7.5/10 like the last one. its mildly good... ok i recall it, its an 8/10. its great man, but i dont reccomend it though. sigh, rage man by sacristuff. now i kNOW its a joke song, so ill give it a pass, i feel like its a bug i look at and see something through it, and make my pet. yeah, ill say the beat is an 8.5/10, but lyrics? i think 7/10, so its an 8/10 like the last one. please dont hurt me because i have my own music taste, I THINK ITS GOOD BRO! DONT BLAME ME FOR MY BRAIN, PLEASE!!! alright, im done with rating songs now, im getting REALLY bored of doing this shit. i swear to god if i didnt get to 200 thousand characters by now, im going to kill myself and the website owner where i scale the size of my lte in characters. by the way, i think this was the longest paragraph i made for this fucking lte, i dont understand why i did this, anything to waist my time with is perfect for me, because i still am doing the longest call in discord. okay now its time for a filler... blubber blabber is a good guy, dont hurt that man, he saved my cat out of a tree because the cat was scared of a snake in the sahara desert, so it walked away from it on 2 foot and jumped like a bunny rabbit away to the nearest tree. blubber blabber is the best man in the world man!!! never underestimate his powers. hmmm... okay, so my device is now at a low 20% battery, am i sure i got 200 thousand characters? am i sure i passed the chicken set on blazing hot fire??? AM I SURE ABOUT ANYTHING ABOUT THIS LTE????? OH I SURE HOPE I AM RIGHT ABOUT THIS, BECAUSE I SPENT LIKE AN HOUR OR 2 ON THIS FUCKING TEXT MAN!!!! PLEASE!!! please... please be at 200 thousand AT LEAST, i can pass chicken tomorrow if i have the need to do so... this has to be true... because this is getting VERY long. again, this is the longest paragraph here that i have worked on, so this has to be as much as i said it to be... alright... without further ado... and a bunch of stalling later... lets check my character count........ in 3..... 2..... 1..... 0..... -1..... -2..... alright fine... 3... 2... 1... 0... OH, OH MY GOD IM SOOOOO CLOSE MAN, i just need ONE MORE TOPIC to use for this... alright... WILL this work??? WILL IT???? ALRIGHT. LETS TALK ABOUT websim more. so in websim, i made alot of shit, like my favorite one back in the day was this website named randomo sponko, which was a random card game where you roll, and get a card, from common to mythic, i made like 77 cards for it, all drawn with the SAME CHARACTERS. and another thing i made on webshitty sim, is something called fruit mergers, its a thing where you have to find fruits by merging a fruit with another fruit, and holy hell i made alot of fruits, like i made 196 fruits for this game... and its only a remake for a game thats barely popular in roblox that me and my friends used to play (i barely even played the game, they usually were the people to play...) and yeah, i remade it in websitesimulation. you have to remember, all of this was made by ai, so if you dont support ai, then dont use it, or something like that. also, in websim, you can make ur own profile page, and when someone clicks ur profile, it will show that website that you made. whateverr you think of as a website, you can do, but seriously the ai is a fucking dumbass, while making the timer for my call, when i said "restart the timer" IT ADDED A BUTTON FOR EVERYBODY TO CLICK, THAT RESTARTS THE FUCKING TIMER. which, it does work, but i only asked for it to reset the timer, i never said the phrase, "make a button for everyone to click to reset the timer". LIKE WHAT???? IS WEBSHITTITTYSHIT A FUCKING DUMBASS??? seems so, its ai, so obviously its a fucking dumbass. anyways, i think i talked about webshitty enough for me to uhhhhh.... be passed chicken that has been set on fire..... alright, are you all ready???? in 5..... 4..... 3..... 2 and a half..... 2 and a quarter..... 2..... 1..... 0.5..... 0.1..... 0..... OH MY GODDDD YESSSS!!! I DID ITTTT!!!! NOT ONLY DID I GET TO 200 THOUSAND, I BEAT FLAMING CHICKEN. i never thought id see the day... anyways... goodbye peeps. i must celebrate this achievement. since i passed flaming chicken, what the hell do i even talk about at the moment? usually id have atleast something, but i have nothing at all. so im just going to say my favorite things in no particular order of what it is placed at. violins played by mice. chips made out of einsteinium. lassos used ever since the 1800s. asphalt being eaten. dandelion crayon wall. serious crapper. illuminous belly buttons. this specific red sony speaker right next to me on the table. the game zombie attack on roblox. free robux from a shady website. and very large crackers. thannak youe foh listehneing, i hope you agree with me on these certain topics. alright so... if you read sprouts elltee eeh, you would know who jose is. YES, they are the devils child, but there is more lore to come. satan spawned him as a promenent figure of grief and trouble, as a scapegoat for everyone. satan stands to hate on everyone, plus his shitty son. jose tries to let him notice themself. yet, satan gets to keep using him as a scapegoat for every action satan actually does. satan starts to notice, hes doing all his shit himself as it casts on to earth, so, he doesnt use accountability anymore, and jose still would think that he was noticed finally. and yet, he keeps doing such horrendous things, not knowing he was abandoned. there is the lore for you, and thanks for listening, or whatever... and remember, hate on jose, because hes a blind fuck. i know im overreacting, but i have to make this update for a reason, sprout is aiming for a score of 100 thousand, and they are going really fast with this, so just an emergency update here. i know this is just stupid, i mean they are sub 100 thousand, and i am almost 3 times the amount they have. but honestly??? if they are aiming to pass dfc, then i just know that they will aim to pass me next too. guys... am i cooked here??? its as if i am elon musk and i am scared of the poor getting money. like bro, im in the top 6 now (well in the list it says im still 7th, because pinkybinky bicklelelers fucking website glitched out and kept me at 7th, when i should really actually be above flaming fucking chicken. so im still waiting for bananabinky bananabickler to fix my fucking placement.), i really shouldnt be worrying about something as small and growing than this. if anything it will take about a couple of months. WHY AM I SCARED HERE???? I SHOULD BE SAFE AND SOUND HERE, PERFECTLY FINE, AT A WELL SUPPORTED PLACE. IF ANYTHING I SHOULD BE MORE SCARED ABOUT FLAMING CHICKEN COMING BACK, BECAUSE HES THE CLOSEST TO ME, BUT HES BEEN GONE FOR YEARS. YET ITS STILL BETTER THAN THINKING SPROUTS LTE WILL PASS MINE. i should really fix my brain up right now, because something is really getting out of hand here. i decided to warn them about possible war between dfc and them, because dfc is a beast when it comes to these types of eras in lte lore. ahem, there once was a farmer named vincent. he had a single cent. he was so broke, he had no folk, to help come up and fix it. his only friend named dick said, "why not show up to l7?" l7 was a place, where horses can race, and get some money TO fix it. se he went to l7, he voted on beethoven. they won the race, and they said horray, and got 111k. the end. i hope you liked that story, it was so amazing, correct??? was it PERECT????? PLEASE TELL ME. I AM DYING TO KNOW YOUR THOUGHTS ON IT, IT WAS EXCELLENT RIGHT???? HMMM??? PLEASE TELL ME oh shit i gave sprout a perfect idea for an lte entry, now they are gonna pass me in no time. AHHHH SHITTTTT!!!!! okay, okay, calm down bro, they are still very far behind you, aslong as you keep updating your lte, you wont get passed by much of anyone. ok... now, lets talk about baja blast, shall we? baja blast is a drink that originally was exclusive to taco bell. it was only in taco bell restaurants from 2004 - 2023, it was very recently when it released to the public for everyone who cannot go to taco bell to enjoy. my brothers love it alot, i dont know why, it is good though, i get that they like it, but i dont know why they love love it. (i secretly love it too). yeah so, sprout isnt sleepy anymore, because i stated that at this pace, they can get to 100 thousand characters... FUCK!!!!!! why do i keep fucking myself sideways, i swear to god bro... AAAAGGHHHH!!!!! turns out tomorrow im going to a hotel for a barbaque. what the fuck am i talking about??? TURNS OUT??? you didnt know beforehand what was going to happen in the first place? yeah it was totally unexpected, found out when i grabbed a soda that was meant for that specific day out of a box. now the suprise was waisted. that is very great, what an imperfect time for a soda, WOOWWW!!!! alright, now, if you dont mind me... im going to start sleeping, somehow i started sleeping at a perfect time during the days that i usually stay awake in to do the most. because, the weekends are the days where i stay up and talk to my friends, and do random shit, like making this lte, to flying to the phillipines, and killing everyone who spoke the main native language in bolivia... anyways, now im gonna sleeeeeeppppalnnjwbehd GOODBYE!!! yoooo whats good, what do i even talk about yall??? am i good here? am i content staying at this place in my journey of making, producing, typing, and creating this LTE???? am i sure? no, life goes on, i still have things to do, something to keep my mind on as a diary, a blog of sorts. i must talk about what i possibly could. okay... time for an lte entry... so, i just went to a hotel, its a pretty good one. i go to this one most of the time, but its still... a good one. i also, went to the pool. it was a fun time, but literally all my siblings ganged up on me and kept throwing water at me. i almost threw up by all the moving and water that got in my mouth. it was funny though. after that, we did a grill, and heres the list of items i have aten... 2 burgers, 2 ribs, one steak, one hotdog, a whole plate of mac and cheese, and a can of doctor pepper. it was a good meal, but it was almost filling me... i still think i can go for another steak. now im back at the hotel, typing this, and all i can say is, what. now i feel like going back to sleep, YET I STILL HAVE TO PASS FUCKING HERMNERP. they dont really count as an lte, as it IS COLLABORATIVE, sooooo, as knockton said, if i pass them it would be a very massive achievement of some sorts, I CANT WAIT. aaaaanywayyyyssss should i sleep, or pass hermnerp???? herpienerpie passing of the century for 5th place today??? or tomorrow after a good nights rest???????? WHAT SHOULD I DO, IM NOT A MAN OF DECISIONS!!!! AAAGHHHHH!!!! whatever, sleep, better for my brain, better for being more energetic to type, best for alot of things here... so uhhh, goodbye, and goodnight peepsies!!!! by the way, see you all for mothers day, i hope yall give your mothers atomic bombs for this one!! very amazing time for this. alright, actually dips... GOODNIGHTY NIGHTY MCLIGHTY SHINEY TOMORROW!!! i can see why people are taking breaks with their lte now, seemingly, the world is losing its chaos, and never ever-changing. people say its because the 2020 affect is over, because well, the sky is more blue, everything is feeling good, the air is less contaminated with toxicity, and also, things are acting better. oh and also... peoples personality isnt changing, and tiktok released a new function in the comments. we are declining as a species, we are coming back to neanderthal level, corrupted brains traveling through the internet, coursing through every single ones phone... the are posting fucking porn in the comments, LIKE BITCH NO. I DO NOT WANT A FUCKING MACAROON, LIKE FUCK OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD ITS GETTING ANNOYING, WHY DID TIKTOK EVEN MAKE THAT BRO 😭😭😭 TIKTOK, REMOVE IT THIS INSTANT, THERES REPLICAS OF IT, DO YOU WANT A HOTDOG? A TACO? FUCKING SUSHI????!! I SWEAR TO GOD TIKTOK IS RUINED, STAY OFF OF THE PLATFORM WHERE CREATURES AND CHILDISH PEOPLE LYE IN, I HAVE TO STOP SCROLLING ON THIS SHIT BRO, I ACTUALLY THINK YOUTUBE SHORTS IS BETTER IN TERMS OF VIDEOS NOWADAYS. LIKE BITCH IM HERE TO LAUGH NOT GOON TO GRUGS COCK AND BALLS BEING COPY AND PASTED ACROSS EVERY VIDEO EVER. AND OBVIOUSLY, IM UNDERREACTING HERE, BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE NOT LAUGHING AT THIS SHIT ANYMORE, LIKE WHYYYYY????? NOBODY'S LAUGHING????! I SWEAR TO GOD. tiktok has to remove it, and not only are they SHITTY at THE COMMENT MODERATION, THEY ARE INFESTING THE VIDEOS, BECAUSE THE VIDEOS ARE CONTAINING THE FUCKING PICTURES, AND SPREADING IT ALL AROUND, IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, DONT GIVE IT ENORMOUS AMOUNTS OF CLOUT JUST BECAUSE ITS DISGUSTING. IGNORE IT, AND MOVE ON, THINK OF THEM BECOMING REDUCED TO ASH AS THEY BURN IN THE FIERY PITS OF HELL, AND BE IN AN INFINITE DEATH LOOP AND SPIRAL INTO MADNESS AS IT FEASTS ON THEM. sll im gonna say, is that TikTok is the worst platform behind instagram reels. we are fucked as a society. from now on, im going to start every single entry with a random string of words or phrases, so hmm, I GUESS ITS TIME TO DO IT!!! the thing, the thing where i start every single entry with a random string of words or phrases, because i need more characters??? uhm... hello??? ok goodbye buddays corn goose stuck in goat manure in a pin factory. sometimes, when i get bored on neocities, i change the first part of the link to whatever i can think of and see what result comes up on my screen. sometimes i get a personal bio of whoever the person was, like olive.neocities.org brings me to whoever olivia is. ive done aqua and i got to see some sorta app ad, or something, whatever it is, you can theorize what it is. this isnt the first time this happened, as i got one from a museum or i think a restaurant??? but i dont really know, but anyways, its a fun thing to do when ur bored, just ignore all the empty as fuck websites... anyways, its the last week of school now, so basically i have 4 days of whole lot of nothing until summer, so its a win win for everyone in my class. anyways, i hope yall have a great summer soon, i dont know what i am gonna do in summer though, but im sure its gonna be a pretty good one. ok well im not so sure of this, because one of my friends dont even have summer breaks, and barely anyone is talking in the chat anymore, there is only hope here during 10 pm, where i HAVE TO FUCKING SLEEP. jimmy newtron ate a great amount of ravioli before he went to his dead great grandmothers house. guys, the last day of school is here. im so happy, i also decided to make a collab with someone in wgdps using the song named riot by childish gambino. its a really good level and i think it will get epic rating, but well, we'll wait and see for that man. wow life is getting more boring. i literally shared my whole life here, its fucking crazy. oh and i didnt even think of checking how much characters i even have in this place in a very hot minute... well better later than never i suppose, ill just be right back... oh yeah i need to update weekly magazine, ALRIGHT ILL UPDATE THAT FIRST!!!! in 3, 2, 1, 0. week 5: nothing much, someone decided to push the mayor of washi in a river and the mayor DIED so someone became the first billionare in the country as the mayor had 999 million, 923 thousand, and 55 dollars, the person who killed em had the exact amount the mayor needed for 1 billion, and the mayor was the most famous in the country. alright, i added week 5, and made week 6, NOW!!!! i feel its been a bit, so we should now start checking how much characters are in my lte now... alright... IN 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... uhhhh what comes after 6???? cmon bro, fucking think... oh yeah, FIVVEEE.... FOOOUUURRR..... THHREEEEEEEE!!!!.... two... 1. ZEROOOOO!!!! okayyyy uhhh... that was lower than what was expected... i have only 215 thousand characters, which wasnt alot from the last time i compared it, when it was 211 thousand characters... i er uhhhhh... havent been here for quite a while... havent iiiii??? yeah i havent, it even reached a week of not updating this shit, like man, atleast summer is around the corner so ill have more time to catch up on for this LTE... yeah well is 3 in the fucking morning, i need some rest from typing all these characters, so uhhhhh GOODBYE!!! i guess. jose the whole built horse on a skateboard eats a bunch of hair. ITS SUMMER BREAK YOU GUYS!!!! ITS A NEW YEAR, SUMMER WILL BE great. i hope i can catch up on whatever i can, and verify my level, maybe finish carr??? yeah no unless i have that type of motivation im not gonna finish that until 2026. This level may have been a very horrible idea on my part, i only made 1 thousand rooms so far, and it took a month or 2, so this project MAAAAAYYYY be cooked, im really sure of it. but school has been stealing and gathering up on the energy i contain, and then i sleep all day and do random shit by 1 am. continue. usually its just a shitty day every day for the past 130 or so days. usually i skip school half of the time, but when i dont skip school, it gets extremely boring. so i am REALLY glad that school is over, i hope life gets easier too. some people are inhumane, no like alot of people in this world are inhumane, there is no debate whether they are innocent or not, theyre a dickhead and a horrible person. One of these people who act like this are gore watchers. you know, THAT gore, not fictional, not artwork, not allat, IN REAL LIFE GORE. i dont understand how they think its funny that someone who lives among them as the same species dies in a horrible grousome way, its just not. someone is grieving over this, and youre laughing at gods work being killed. i found a video on tiktok that is just as unsettling as a psa back in the day, and it shows this really well. people have their own lives and you are watching them suffer and lose all those hopes and dreams in an instant. it gets to a point to where this should be absolutely illegal for shock sites and shit like these to be watched as if they were unicorns jumping in glee, and fail to see the reality of what is shown infront of them at that second. nobody wants it to happen to them, and nobody has to be humiliated for dying even though they didnt want to. people are horrible in every way, and there will always be new ways for humanity to grow into a fucked world. there are also people who normalize grape and sexual assault in a way where its just unsettling, mainly in any way. people think sa and grape is perfectly fine when it isnt, its a horrible thing. i watched a video on tiktok where someone said "chikawa sa's me" and holy shit it was awful. i wonder what the fuck is up with them, and nobody sided with their ass, but theres a large majority who thinks this shit is funny, its not good at all. like theres no fucking way you think someone being fucked or impregnated without consent is funny, because it most obviously has a horrible impact on the victim, it can lead to suicide or depression, and can be horrible to take care over a baby who requires money for them to take care of it. seriously, i hope peoples minds can recover, and thankfully think logically for a second, and say to themselves, "hey, this shit isnt funny" and stop doing it. but i know obviously no matter what people are going to be a fucking asshole and keep doing these awful things, its horrible. disgusting. i would vomit because of it. i wish for some of these people to stop and recover for a while, because atleast the world can stay revolving peacefully. cheese grater throws a meteorite into mars's moon called phobos. oh yeah i forgot about the weekly magazine, i have a horrible memory oh my fucking god. week 6: my friend jerry mastori renolds reincarnated as a dinosaur, and people were denying that they looked like a breed of dogs. jerry eats half the population in europe, this is the highest kill count in europe since the black plague and ww2. benson boone gets sniped after singing whatever the fuck moonbeam ice cream is, people speculate that god did that himself. curious george is probably back, i hit my head on a telephone pole while riding a trike... anyways, curious georges curiousity ripped through our dimensional plane and turned 4d in our world, now he has become transcendent, and if they ever touch us, they will obliterate into a large cloud of methane gas and sharp shards of unknown material, speculated to be element 119, but since he saw everything after the 4d transition, his curiousity has went away, so no advancements other than the fact we could become one with time if we are curious enough. person finds a rib in his juice, a rib of an unknown species unbenounced to anyone in scientology and achaeologist groups. the animal the rib is put together with is an animal named the ceriguli rendorino denoryi, for short, renidore. full animal shape still unknown today... ok so that was a very long one, now its time for a new magazine. yeah thats it, i have a horrible brain i dont have any fucking idea what to talk about in the magazine. just know, in week 6 it was real fucking weird to be honest with you, i was on fentanyl, bath salts, cocaine, coca cola original syrup concoction. well, i think im done with this one, without further ado... NOW ITS TIME FOR SO LONG!!!! SO LETS JUST SING... ONE MORE SONG!!!! THANKS FOR DOING YOUR PART, YOU SURE ARE SMART!!! YOU KNOW WITH ME AND YOU, AND MY DOG [redacted}!!! WE CAN DO... ANYTHING......... THAT WE WANNA do!!!! congratulations you subconciously sang the lyrics of the so long song from the show "blues clues" so happy for you diddyahbludgeon!!! ok so i just realized im only 10 thousand characters away from passing herpie and nerpie on the lte list, so say horray horrah for me, because i am EXTREMELY, WOWZERING THE COWABUNGA, SALUTATIONS FOR THE WINNING STREAK, EXCITINGLY HAPPY and contagiously saying horrah horrah for myself. I LOVE MYSELF!!! anyways, im so happy for this recognizeratizeterzationsatifactory thingy!!! oh and sprout got 100 thousand i think i already told you but i dont even care, congratulatorysations for sprout, you deserve it for THE. ok goodbye people, and say shampoo goblin taking the wheel!!!!! CHEESE!! (yes i stole from dfc shut the fuck up bitch) green beans dead from a heart war. oh my fucking god a wave of shit got flushed into my face as i just realized, since my computer died, my entire update was deleted, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DUDE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! i hate you computer, you did this on purpose, no you know what, im blaming jose for this, fuck you jose you deserve death, I SUGGEST THEY GET THE DEATH PENALTY!!! YEAH!!!! so since i lost all of that update and it will never be able to be recovered since my computer died, ill just tell you a summary of whatever the hell i said in the update. the reason i was gone for a while and not updating the lte, is because i was making a shit ton of levels, one of the levels are sent, and 4 of them are rated, one of them though... it only has a send, its not even noticed by an elder mod. anyways, thats all i remember from the lost update, and i dont think we will find the update ever again, its just gone, never anywhere. alright, so this one is finished, i i hope hope you you enjoyed enjoyed!! STOP DOING THAT DOUBLE WORD SHIT. okay yeah maybe its time i tell yall this, i made a twitter where i make a comic every day and post on yt and twitter. MAYBE only twitter exclusives sometimes, but yeah, comics every day, i dont know if i want to continue it, because holy shit, im already booked on so many random things to do during summer. like make levels in geometry dash, or keep typing in this lte... and sleep. AND PLAY WITH MY FRIENDS IN AIABS AND INFINITE OBBY FOR 4 HOURS STRAIGHT EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY. anyways, i really have to go to sleep, ive been awake for about the entire night, and its now 7:57 am. AAAAAHHHH alright alright fine ill take a rest, just know GOODBYE!!! carl jones beats a level called barnowl by geronibumm ko. holy shit i should update this once in a while, this is NOT gonna be a really long one, but its worth a try to pass hermnerp... what kinda name is hermnerp anyways, what type of alien nonsensical gremlin sounding name is that shit. anyways this is a really tough competition, even though im about a couple thousand or more... i dont know i keep forgetteringing characters away from passing hermnerp. also this is the first time i was on my computer for like uhhhhh DAYS just to hop on here and make an lte update. i had the bfdi livestream on my fucking tv for so long now, i feel like the tv is going to mess up with sound, the tv has been on for a whole fucking WEEK. NO TURN OFFS, NO BREAKS, NO NOTHING. the only break it had is when the live stream ended for a little while. ok guys, the sad thing is... i lost all my data in infinite obby. i know what youre thinking, i dont know the answer either. either roblox hates me or it was corrupted when i switched devices. and was your question... how the fuck did that even happen in the first place? yes? wooh. the worst thing about it, was that i was 1st place in the fucking game, and ALMOST HAD 10000 STAGES. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK MAN, I WAS ONLY 20 STAGES AWAY AND YOU GIVE UP ON ME LIKE THAT ISNT A BIG DEAL??? IT IS A BIG DEAL, BECAUSE ALL OF THE TIMES WE HAD IN THAT FUCKING GAME IS GONE, ITS NOT INFINITE ITS JUST NOT TRUSTWORTHY!!! i fucking hate infinite obby now. besides, we replaced it with a different game, dwelling of locks, so heres what you do in it. you have 100 rooms, and 100 keys, only 1 of the keys work for a door, and then another door, and again, and again, and again. but we were doing endless mode, which has 55 keys, which is still alot. we are currently on room 220 in the game, and yes, mhm, it did take a week for it. it IS a very lengthy game, you know, one of those games that you play for 4 hours straight, so it works out anyways, no matter what. alright, this was a long lte update, i dont understand what was in my mind when i said, QUOTE ON QUOTe, "this is NOT gonna be a really long one", because this is a really long one. anyways i should check how much characters i have now, did i pass hermitcrabnipple? did i pass someone else too along side it? yeah well we could find out, lets go check how many characters are in my lte, in a fiver, in a froaugh, feee twoah won... zeraaahhhh!!!! ok so i er uhhhh.... didnt pass herpiehippynerpienipple... but im getting closer WAHOOOOO YAY!!!! it didnt show that it updated for some reason, neocities is being a pile full of human feces to me. anyways sprout made a big deal on losing storage for their lte on google docs, i told them to make a neocities website... they said they removed some storage after like 25 minutes... well damn just do it why the fuck did you have to talk about it. anyways, goodbye, bye bye patriots!!!! ok im done with making random phrases for the start of each entry, im fucking tired of it, caca. NOOOO!!!!! i mean i wish i had the budget for something like that gimmick, but no, alas, my ass is a lazy bum for it. awh mane, mane nooooo!!! okya byeyeye. alright so my fyp is healing in tiktok, its way better at making me laugh, made me laugh for 30 minutes straight before. ah yes, tiktok, its becoming a very good platform, what an amazing platform, yes, to see and see the oh nahh nahh, salad. ok so in aiabs me and sprout combined got 3 milestones finished, NOMBREROACH nUMBER 1: i got to 26 THOUSAND BOXES!!! YEAH, OH YEAH, that may be the best milestone yet today, NOMBEREROACH NUMBER 2: sprout got 600k GGGGGGGG!!!! NOMBEREROACH NUMBER 3: I GOT 4.2M SECONDS AYAUAGBJNB AYA yay. anyways, i just got a burrito to eat, so good bye people, ill see yall AFTER i eat the burrito. it was amazing people, i have no words, someone may run me over with a 1970s tv with wheels and breathes fire if im lying. anyways, the tv that had bfdi on it for like 2 or 3 days, yeah its STILL ON. i dont know when im going to turn it off, maybe never. be sure to AAAAAAAAAA sombrero. also i tried making a legendary level, well that was a big fail, just barely, im getting sent as a fucking EPIC. AN EPIC. yikes yipes riped knifed!!!! so basically, i er uh, iowa i have a very low chance that its going to be rated legendary, a very very low chance, its sad... atleast i get a THIRD epic, thats something to be happy about. also dfc, if youre seeing this, congrats, you know my whole life now, and every part of my noggin that wasnt further explained to you or talked about. and if youre wondering why my teacher didnt let me cuss or even mention cuss words at all, is because they are an over reactor, like a big overreactor. since its summer i can finally have free speech while making this lte in my classes. im gonna say, you have the durability of an, uh, and truly you are a, uh uh ayeah yeah you are a, you should be happy about that. like extremely happy about that dfc. ah shit, im only 2 thousand characters away from passing harpletoebanurmples in the lte list. god damn it bro, i really need to pass this motherfucker, HOOPALAMANANERPLANERPLALA WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEE WHY DID YOU EVER DOO THSIISIIIIS WAHHHH!!!! WHAT THE SCALLOP DID I EVER DO TO YOU!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!! okay just a bit more characters and ill pass them.... okay okay, i should change the weekly magazine, so this will be a character uprise, so in the count of 5, 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... ZERAAAHHHH!!!! week 7: uhhhh, beyonce makes a new song titled, gemeration, for some reason. the beat being gross but good as usual, but someone listened to it and started revolving the world 20x faster and split it in half, left half flying across space, and falling into a blackhole, as the other half heats to death. now im gonna change the magazine, THREE TWO ONE ZERO!!! alright, i updated it!!!! i hope its a good one!!!! but obviouly this isnt enough text to pass herpelatooneinaxananerpmalaltenin in the lte list. PLEASE, LEMME JUST PASS THEM ALREADY, LET ME JUST PASS THEMMM AAAAAHHHGGGHHH!!!! im starting to think that if i were to be near to pass pink pickle i would be absolutely dead, deceased, evaporated, destroyed, cremated, and ran over. the war would be the greatest war since... uhh.... yeah i dont know the only war i can think of is me fighting dfc, that was basically a nothing burger for dfc to be honest... i feel like the last resort i have is to change every single abbreviation into a long form, so, LETS GOOO!!! ok so i changed every abbreviation of i dont know to the long form, i dont know what else sadly... wah. ok so, this has to be enough to pass harmeianherminnerpleinerpalayi, RIGHT??? HMMMM????? lets go i guess, lets check it... OH MY GOD JUST SHY OF PASSING THEM, AKJHSWBEBX WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!! my computer didnt let me type for a little bitty bit, it was being a fucking asshole, its weird man, sometimes my laptop crashes, sometimes my laptop doesnt like me typing at all in this instance, its weird, so this HAS to be enough to pass the fuckass hermpa loompa nermpa oompa, PLEASE???? PETTY PRETTY PATTLE BOAT PLEASE???? IM TRYING MY BEST TO EXTEND THIS SHIT TO THE LONGEST OF WHATS POSSIBLE. PLEASE, LET ME PASS THEM MAN!!! AUGHH!!! okay is this enough? im sure its enough... yeSSS!!!! YAYAYAYAY I DID IT!!! I FUCKING DID IT MAN!!! LETS FUCKING GOO!!!!! YAYYYYYY!!!! okay i think im done for today, im really lazy now. buh BYYYEEE!!!! right now, i were being just casually adding more words in my language, but i added the word tryphyllous, what. WHAT THE FUCK IS TRYPHYLLOUS??? i searched it up and it turns out to be a word for a plant with 3 leaves. perhaps it was a coincidence, since my friend is technically a plant because of their name :money dollar face thingy i dont fucking know: also while checking through the list i came across something... that cought my very shitty eyes... dfc was in the fucking word list, like, DFC. THE WHOLE DFC AND ALL NO DIFFeRENCES. IM ABOUT TO SHIT ALL OVER THE WALLS, AAAAAAHHHGHGGHH ok so i just had the good idea to chant every single word i made for the language, and what they mean, so, i will do some words, and then continue tomorrow... ready??? AAAAAGGGGHH GASP!!! the word and is aku, the word the is ke, the word isnt is falum, the word good is juyl, the word amazing is berui, the word plant is cahagn, the word art is ruo, the word fly is walseo, the word a is y, and next to an action word its o, the word i is ue, the word achieve is gyshute, the word create is lymek, the word sure is yur, the word is is aium, the word green is herne, the word why is vhiuo, the word with is uit, the word fire is baue, the word open is maysu, the word its is eso, the word thanks is gyen, the word row is wukad, the word fence is veres, the word member is iker, the word from is cormes, the word link is qirues, the word crying is opel, the word cry is rupel (yeah this doenst make any sense, even to me.), the word flowers is fyrtemek, the word violin is mruneliu, the word mild is bimre, and the word happiness is huplmeo. does that make any sense to you??? DOES IT????? yeah ill send the link here when im done telling yall the entire list of words, theres like 350 of em tho, so this will take a while... yeahhhh, anyways, GOODBYE!!! I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE CERIEVED CLASS!!! yes the language is named cerieved, but i had no name at all, like the last one i can come up with is thomasyn and thats not really a good name at all in terms of yall lte readers... anyways, guess its time for so long!!! and we'll sing... ONE last song!!! thanks for doing your part, you sure are smart, with me and you, and my friend AAAA N s HELPDS A BULLDOWZER IS ERUNINEING ME OVERT AAAAHWEGH owie. ok you know what im getting bored when im awake, im gonna tell you all more words in my language then ill try and go to sleep. the word stairs is elve, the word stair is elbev, the word staircase is... sigh... embreoevska. i dont know what i was on when i made that one. the word orange is kioel, the word berry is adeket, the word run is poen, the word joking is riemek, the word fries is fryte, the word burger is dirge, the word soda is sret, the word life is werza, the word drama is amaced, the word am is ret, the word like is puik, the word an is ruit, the word believe is terief, the word beef is dero, the word vine is twie, the word karate is poemsenge, the word minerals is ajueli, the word pomegranate is dyrean, the word arrow is ruet, the word possibility is beranskansks, the word imagination is ferriem, the word weird is heumor (that sounds a little too close to the word humor.), the word chime is verie, the word leg is hyle, the word code is samna, the word forehead is uyor (what a really short one...), the word tomorrow is tyrmeple, the word bottle is syndio (SADLY, WHILE TRYING TO GET THE WORD FOR BOTTLE, I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED WHAT THE WoRD WAS, SO I HAD TO REPLACE WITH SYNDIO :hart breekumangoes mangoes mangoes:), the word throw is uroe, the word revival is aawek (OBVIOUSLY a nod to the word "awake", i remember thinking that while making this one.), the word wrinkle is miraleya, the word vile is danek, the word western is etkoe, the word umbrella is cyembana, the word zero is ceurou (again, a direct sound to the WORD ITSELF THIS TIME. LIKE IM NOT EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT HERE, ITS LITERALLY COPYING ITSELF BRO, I SWEAR TO GOD WHAT WAS I THINKING :cryang emojayy:), the word dehydrate is pyhne, the word stars is hayla, the word civilization is darougayuout, the word damage is mundoem, the word back is lesac, the word break is dataug, the word fortune is irliter, the word dies is farye, the word they is kopem, the word he is dei, the word she is dao, the word human is melok, the word humanity is meloketu, the word bullet is tureng (haha it sounds funny, thats the sound a cartoony gun makes when it shoots a bullet, ahue ahue ahue!!!), the word gun is opais, the word bucket is weksket, the word depth is felloei, the word second is bepori, the word first is tasdo, the word third is cuyrie, and the last word for now, is the word four/fourth, it means guen. YAY, IM DONE FOR TODAY!!! ok now its time to sleep, i guess. canada dry, sandy egg oh. BYE!!!! BYE BYE!!! CYA LATER GREGORATOR!!! FREDORATOR!!! ok i got to stop extending this shit... alright time for MORE WORDS THAT MAKE NO SENSE BUT IS A PART OF A LANGUAGE!!! last off we ended on guen, and now we have to continue for the soul purpose of characters. the word five is wei, the word six is vawel, the word seven is cete, the word eight is weoir, the word nine is swie, the word ten is aowk, the word sponge is dirung, the word remember is vueynem, the word guard is asdeu, the word swirl is seode, the word distant is viryed, the word tree is masere, the word rehearse is quorune, the word horse is masni, the word wire is owek, the word photograph is vehurecaks, the word ever is zuela, the word young is catasow, found out i made an accidental duplicate of young, oopsies!!! the word lawsuit is dueiealan, the word ball is cwaso, the word bribe is veolsi, the word lithium is gieono, the word failure is jioles, the word shaft is drafki, the word history is behuei, the word business is tacenjuk, the word help is ettei, the word service is, funny enough, coombayan. yes, i did that. the word through is muenkyel, the word private is symeb, the word check is geyuel, the word out is yiow, the word january is majike, sounds a whole lot like the english word magic. whatever, thats what january is named. the last word in this entry EVER, is... uhhh.... maybe... uhhh... no idea, center? yeah center, and in my language it means emeile, sounds a WHOLE lot like emily. LIKE ALOt ALOT like the name emily. whatever, THATS the last word in this entry, because i am REALLY, REALLY sleepy. goondight, wait... goodnight (fucking goondight:very large sobbing and crying emoticon: :praying to jesus christ of nazareth, or any other god: :a skeleton cranium:) anyways, goodnight, hope you sleep horrible, like real horrible. BYE!!! i wish everything in technology looked how it was back then, everything was so glasslike, and shaded with white. now everything is so fucking dry man, its just bad to think of that everything has been declining and declining, if they ever bring this back it will be the closest thing to world peace, like there is no way that the future we want is now in the past. I WANT that future, I WANT everything to look amazing again, but, for what now? why even try anymore? they arent going to comply and change it back to the way we have always been asking for. just hope that it will come back soon, because apple released a liquid glass update, and its really close to what it was, but i want it ALL back, i want it fully back. please, if there is any wishes that can be granted, remove minimalism and change it to what it was, then ill be happy. hello, always had this question, maybe you guys also had this question too, but what in the actual fuck does an appendix do? like is the only purpose of the appendix to only just explode? ill try to figure it out right now, but im typing right now just for the point of making a video of me typing in this, thats right, the 2nd ever video of an lte update on youtube, people who havent seen ltes before must be confused if they come across this, and you may be right. lte is a short term for longest text ever, what the fuck counts as the longest text? the longest wall of characters that you can feasably type. its fun to type somehow, and good to compete against people in this weird ass community or whatever. anyways, the point of this update isnt just that, its so we can both learn together what the fuck the use of an appendix is, i never thought to google about this or teach myself about it, might aswell learn. the funny thing is, is that the first thing i saw when i searched "what is the use of" had "the appendix" infront of it, which means that google is watching me right now. i guess scientists dont know much of what the exact use of it is. wow. anyways, im still wondering what the fuck the use of it is. it helps fight infections with lymphoid tissue, mkay... it regulates the amount of bacteria in your gut... uh, and it also multiplies beneficial bacteria and is a safe spot for it. so its usages to my new knowledge is that it just uh... yeah, i also cant come up with a conclusion of what it exactly is, nice job scientists you are amazing wow. thank god it bursts in us wait no not like that no. i dont know what my mind is up to now, bye bye bye BYE. GOODBYE. CYA. SEE YAH. BYEE. i tried making an entry on the ps4, sadly, this did not work, as it didnt even let me type ONE CHARACTER. this is saddening, i wanted to do that so much bro. anyways, whos ps4 did i use, eh? im not rich enough to get myself, i wouldve told you that it was mines by now, BUT SOMEHOW, UNNATURALLY, MY SISTER, YES, MY 5 YEAR OLD BUM ASS SISTER THAT I TALKED ABOUT EARLIER LIKE A HUNDRED ENTRIES AGO, GOT A PLAYSTATION. A FUCKING PLAYSTATION. AND YOU KNOW WHAT SHE PLAYED IT ON???? mMMMM THATS RIGHT!!! HER OWN MINI TELEVISION SCREEN. I KNOW DAMN WELL THIS ISNT FAIR AT ALL, HELL THE TELEVISION THAT IM USING WASNT EVEN MEANT FOR ME. LIKE, AT ALL. IT WAS MEANT FOR THE FUCKING LIVING ROOM. I KNOW, IIIT SUCKS!!! IM SHIIITING MY PANTS RIIIGHT NOW!!! DRIP DRIP DROP IT GOES!!! I NEVER EVEN GOT MY OWN CONSOLE, I ONLY GOT HANDHELDS AND A VIRTUAL REALITY HEADSET, I ALWAYS WISHED I HAD A FUCKING PLAY STATION, BUT I NEVER GOT ONE. AND THIS STUPID STUPID MOTHER FUCKING SPOILED BRAT OF A SISTER, GOT HER OWN TELEVISION MEANT FOR HER, HER OWN PLAYSTATION, AND HER OWN AMAZINGLY DESIGnED CONTROLLER. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK, THIS ISNT OOOKAY!! wHOOPDEDOO!! DEEDAAHHDEEDAHHDAYY!!! AAAAUUUGHHH i swear to fucking god :heartbreak_emoji_or_whatever:, anyways, new part for the entry, barely done much entries that go across different things and topics to talk about, ANYWAYS, have yall wondered why shit has been just being produced without a thought? because seriously, a fucking packet that makes water taste like starbursts? most makeup products? DUDE WIPES?!?!? (dude wipes are just those baby wipes but designed differently) like what the fuck is the use of most of these, genuinely, i heard of a word called consumerism, it doesnt necessarily mean that, but it means making things for more consumers with no actual necessity or use in it, in other terms, making random shit without thinking of what the actual use of it is. this may not be true, as google ai said so, but this is the best you are going to get out of me right now, so who the fuck cares if i did no good research. anyways, im done here for today, just know to hate on MY MOTHER FUCKING SISTERR alright? alrighhhtt yeahhh. okay bye BYE BYE BYE GONE IM GOING FLOTATIONING AWAY BYEEENE E HBE BYE i actually have nothing good to talk about so i will rank every single letter by how useful the letter is to me and my humble opinion. we will go from worst to best. the letter q is the 26th best letter to me, but hear me out, it doesnt look good at all, yes, it does carry some of the words its in but its really rarely used. the letter x is the 25th best letter, YES i know what you are thinking, yes it does look cool, but i can only think of 2 words that start with it and it can just be replaced with ks, its just so ass. the letter c is 24th here, it is in the first 3 of the alphabet YES but... it doesnt match good, plus it can be replaced with a letter. (foreshadowing) the letter f is 23rd here, can be replaced with th, only differences of th and f is the way you say it, thats that. yknow what fuck you im done with this im not doing this shit, heres 10 things people should do as a human. no. 1, they dont act mature, we are the smartest beings we should be smart enough to know wrong. no 2. we shouldnt feel like we are woven from a string that can unfold at any moment by other beings, we should all act nice to people. no 3. we are smart beings, like i said earlier, we should not be acting as if we were young. no 4. most people cant hold accountability. no 5. they dont even try. no 6. we dont think before doing most of the time, doesnt anxiety affect you guys? no 7. dont act as if people with handicaps and diseases are below you, they are at the same hierarchy as you no matter what. no 8. even if we should treat eachother as a human some people deserve to know consequences to dehumanization and self benefit. no 9. atleast try to actually improve, and dont continue a rusty chain. no 10. atleast find a good meaning to your life, do something to enjoy it without making others despise it. you guys should have already learned this at this point, we again are the smartest beings that is known of, we should act like so. i know nobody will care at all, but for the people who hear this should think of this, and atleast learn from this. theres actually no way though, this has to be the biggest coincidence ive ever seen in my entire life. slashed, first ive seen in aiabs, then went on to make many mildly famous videos, then decided to make alot of Albuquerque but videos, and made one of the longest calls in discord, ALSO DECIDED TO JOIN THE LTE COMMUNITY. i literally have no words for this, hes doing everything, its actually crazy that ive seen this man many times in many different ways. just unbelievable. im scared for what he has left to do, hes just doing too much bro. hi guys, havent seen yall in a while, ain't that sweet, i said i would spend my whole summer with you guys and i absolutely didnt, yknow what else i did? scroll on tiktok for a while and shit my cheeks out after over eating, thats nice. anyways, the fucking carr level got to 1234 rooms finally, hockey crud, i am probably gonna have diabetes sooner or later because of the over eating thing, BARELY ANY NEW LEVELS NOWADAYS, THATS ALWAYS NEAT!!! another thing, nifty is probably volunteering of playing the room level for his videos (they are mildly famous) so IM HAPPY HAPPY, and a bit more motivated on making the level. WOOHOO!!!! YEAAAHHH!!! alright, just a quick update, i dont know why i decided to do this on my old phone but who cares, anyways BYYEEEEEE!!!! hope you liked that quick update. im still alive! bye. ok. SPAWNISM (god id NEVER think I'd say that jumble of words) but why the fuck are we starting a cult now? it doesnt make any fucking SENSSEEE. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE WORSHIPPING A FUCKING CHARACTER FROM A ROBLOX GAME, AND WORSE, A FUCKING PNG, THEYRE WORSHIPPING THE SPAWN. GENUINELY WHAT ARE WE DOING. YOU ARE RISKING OUR LIVES FOR A PNG, AND HARMING OURSELVES BY CARVING OUR OWN SKIN. THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID, YOU THINK THAT WAS IT? THEY'RE EXPLOITING BELIEVERS (USUALLY UNDER 16.) INTO BEING NAKED AND SENDING NUDES. THIS IS FUCKING ILLEGAL, YOU ARE ENDANGERING PEOPLE FOR YOUR OWN BENEFIT. THIS ISNT OKAY, but its already too late, someone has already lost their life to this. and, as expected from normal human beings, they haven't respawned, it didnt have to go this far to show spawnism isnt a good thing, or a real religion. please, if you are apart of this cult, seek help, get a therapist, or someone to fix your mental health. this is not okay. also, the worst part, remember about that character theyre wworshipping, that character was made to SHOW being in a cult is FUCKING STUPID, AND YOU SHOULD AVOID DOING SO AT ALL COSTS. yknow what they did? make a cult, and the creators of the game had to put a statement out saying spawnism isnt real. again, seek help if you're apart of this cult, this isnt okay. hello sprout, for the readers, im making this update on discord streaming right now, and the only person here watching is sprout so what i wanna talk about is uhhhh, recent events uhh.. whats. a recent. event. what the fuck happened recently, help, help me, help. all recent events i have to share is president trump making the school year 6 months long, i already told sprout about this so this doesnt matter at all. thank GOD i dont have to do even more school, yet i have to do more every single day, fuckin hell. 6 months summer break though, WOOHOO YAAEYHAY AAAAAAAA ok also sorry for how long it has been between updates, there isnt really a lot of things i can talk about, goobyee hello hello im here again yahaaa. ok fuck you. anyways, id like to talk about something really fucking stupid. roblox banned schlep, if you dont know who schlep is they are a predator catcher who protects children in roblox from being exploited, and roblox, being already DUMB for not banning teddy in a good time, just did this. if you thought they only just banned them, they sent a cease and desist where they cant talk about roblox EVER AGAIN, or else theyll get sued. how does this make ANY SENSE david bazooki? how can you be so fucking egotistical dude, this happened before with ruben sim, and now schlep. THEY ARE SUPPORTING PREDATORY ACTIONS BECAUSE THEY WERENT GOOD ENOUGH TO DO THEIR JOBS WITH PROTECTING CHILDREN. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN ROBLOX????mn ZAZAZAA Z i dont wanna do this shit anymore dude, roblox theres no coming back from this like, ever. please jump david, oh also, theyre now FOLLOWING SUIT with online dating, there is no fucking shot dude, no way. THEYVE BEEN BANNING PEOPLE FOR ONLINE DATING, and now they are SUPPORTING PEOPLE FINDING LOVE ON THEIR PLATFORM??? PEOPLE ARENT GONNA USE THIS NORMALLY ROBLOX, THIS IS SUPPORTING PEDOS AS THEY ARE THE ONLY FUCKS WHO GO ON ROBLOX TO FIND LOVE. FUCKING DUMBASS. testing testing my character counter, testing and texting yahoo yahoo testing testing all we love testing testing i hope it works. ok, hello, others, so you can see how my character counter works, and i now realized that im close to passing rainbowsheepfluffy, fluffy demon. demin. cheese. anyways, what i wanna talk about, is about the fucking pain of men, like, we get locked up in metal chains every day, were stuck. (this is a reference to something please dont call me a fucking douchebag please please) anyways, HOPEFULLY THIS IS ENOUGH TO PASS FLUFFY DEMON SHEEP THINGY??? how much do they have anyways, i wanna see, im gonna see. 250,546 characters. oh, really, im a dumbass ima say it in full worded form... TWO HUNDRED FIFTY THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED FORTY SIX CHARACTERS. MHM THATS HOW MUCH THEY HAVE. GOOD SHIT. GOOD SHIT. is what i would say if i had a shit kink. dude you suck rainbow fluffy fuck fuck you goog bangi caca hahaha im so roasty toasted hahaha (on another note, you had a good run buddy, dont worry this is for the funnies.) okay, well... hopefully this is enough characters for passing fluffy demon rainbow? hopefully so. LETS OPEN UP AND SEE WHATS INSIDE. I COULDVE PASSED THEM, MAYBE BY HUNDREDS, MAYBE BY A THOUSAND, OR MAYBE IM JUST A CHARACTER AWAY... lets take a quick peeksies shall we? yep, ive done it, IVE PASSED RAINBOW SHITP YAYAYAYAY FLUFFY DEMON HAS BEEN PASSED LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO HAHAHA YEAHAHAHHS Sss cheese. oh, and my friend asked me for a birthday cake, yes, yes i do sprout, thank you for elthe offerie. yahoo. GOBBLE GOOBLE DSUGA AUGS DH GULP CHEW mmmm m mmmm sooo yummy. also, howds, you're next, better start typing or ill be sniping you down in your hiding. good luck buddy, you'll need it XAXAXAXAXA a a HARDYHARDYHARDY HAAAHHH fuck do i really need to type more? like there isnt much to talk about bro... HMMM shut up joseph im trying to work for an idea... who the fuck cares about your schedule? whats on the schedule... hasnt there been enough time spent? we need to do stuff in our life. our only break has been worse than the things that take it up. THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT. theres nothing to do anymore static. THERE HAS TO BE A THING TO DO, A TOPIC TO SAY, MAYBE LYRICAL RHYMES? nothing you could find. WELL THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING... did you talk about what people are doing in the uk? ...the united kingdom? do i talk about their crooked teeth? their tea and crumpets? how we broke free by doing some random revenge trick? no... what theyre doing to their internet. oh... so thats the thing you want me to talk about? THAT? yes, what else can you do? there isnt really anything horrible of me talking about it, i talked about spawnism and gore bingers- you didnt have to mention that. yeah i know, but those topics are still ass though... soooo... are you gonna talk about the united kingdom internet thing? oh yeah right right... ok sorry readers for that LOOOONGG LOOOOONNGGGG intro, but i was just having a conversation with joseph, my buddy ol pal. say hello joseph!!! joseph? ok well he defenitely left me! i dont know how since im locked in a white box, but well theyll come back!!! theyll come back... anyways what i want to talk about today is the uk and their strict laws about the internet, it makes the fucking sense dude, first, they are protecting children from porn websites and adult stuff, but the way theyre handling it is not okay. FIRST OF ALL, you need to use your id for it, well, i feel thats okay to do, but SECOND OF ALL, THEYRE DOING IT FOR STUFF THAT DOESNT NECESSARILY NEED THE BLOCKER, YOUTUBE IS GOING TO BE ADDING AN ID CHECKER, AND NOT ONLY IS IT FOR THE UNITED KINGDOM, ITS ALSO FOR THE UNITED STATES. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK. SPOTIFY, IF IT HASNT BEEN DOING BAD ENOUGH, IS TOO, GOING TO BE IMPLIMENTING AN ID CHECKER. so, the people in the united kingdom cant goon or do shit on a very famous app (youtube) and us too, and basically they are trying to rob our personal information just because they think we are absolutely stupid to dodge shit, YOUTUBE KIDS EXIST FOR A REASON FUCKING DUMBASS. AWFUL, THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY THIS IS HAPPENING OH MY GOD. also i just realized the intro may or may not be longer than the actual rant, fucking hell mate. whatever, i need that character count to go up, i have to pass howds right the fuck now. ZAZaAA!!! okay, well, i have nothing else to say, oh hi joseph! hey! oh what are you doing?... theyre gone again. dude what the fuck do you MEAAANNN. this character counter is broken, ive been typing for the past hour now, and for some reaosnsnd im not even close to passing howdyhowdsirhowds??? what the fuck does this mean???? HOW DOES THIS WORK???? HUrRY UP DUDE I REALLY WANNA GET THIRDY TURDYITH PLACE. PLEAAASSSEEE HOWDS I NEED THISS!!! MY MOMS KINDA HOMELESS. like dude if howds ever comes back and starts fighting me for 3rd plaec ei ebd c im gonna LOOOSEEE ITTTTTTb GAGAGAGAG gOOGOGHO . zah, PLEASE MAN I DONT DONT WANN DIE!!! PL. ease. HOW MUCH CHARACTER ST I HAVE NOW? ENOUGH TO PASS HOWDS? please AAAAAAAA IM TIRED OF THIS BULLSHIT, ok ok ideas ideas... i recently came back to nitrotype, its been a while since ive played it... i now have like 11222 races now, ive done done it again yet again. YESS. nooo.. no i didnt pass howds..... PLEAse... HApLP I WANNA PASS HAOWDUS. PLEASE, idear, top 10 of top 10s. numbero 10, top 10 tv brands, numbero 9, top 10 cup designs, numbero 8, top 10 colors, numbero 7, top 10 babies to kick, numbero 6, top 10 types of cancer, numbero 5, top 10 loudest things, numbero 4, top 10 cat breeds, numbero 3, top 10 structural designs of the universe itself and the planets across the vast space, numbero 2 dos caca, top 10 shit colors, and numbero 1, top 10 things to bust to. amazing right? I THOUGT SO CACA GINT googoo. ok ok here are words i can think of at the top of my head and explain what it is... ahem. WAIT I ALREADY DID THAT??? FAAACCCKKKK cancerous shit. im just gonna say stuff that rolls off my tongue and i want YOU to tell me what you want the meaning of the word to be, okay, ready? first word, semphindtore (sem fin tour), wroder (road err), dierow (deer row), adnlao (add nh lao), and fuhaun (fuh hawn). PLEASE MAKE UP MEANINGS FOR THESE IM BEGGING YOU. OkAY, BYE,e shit i dont think its enough characters. PLEASE JUST LET ME PASS YOU HOWDS, PELLALSLEASE!!!! Day 1 of documenting me going out for school, time to get ready: 16 minutes estimation, Left home: ,i cant wait for a day of more torment and sufferage for 7 hours, repeated over and over again, and celebrate this for me i am put on probation!!!! what is that your special mind says? they are telling me to never skip school again unless i have an illness!!! YAAAYYYYY!! so fucking gappy pappy happy dudes. happy. im already tired of this. ZAAZAAAA!!!! ok, this is after school, it wasnt as bad as i thought it was gonna be, wasnt much that happened somehow. 7/10 day in f tier its better than every other avergae day. alright, heres a random phrase sprout wanted me to add in my lte, hairline nya ser kayak upin sampe dibilangin adeknya. i wish i could understand indonesian but it wont matter in the long run if we mostly talk englishish gish fish. Im going to fucking shit my pants, im so cooked, i can smell it from across the room, i took my pants off and threw it across the room to see what happens, AND I CAN SMELL IT OUTSIDE THE HOUSE, IM SO FUCKED DUDES. do you know how to take away the horrible smell? its really impossible no matter what i do, deoderant, perfume, bleach, and even going to the landfill and throwing it away there, ITS STILL STINKING, I CAN STILL SMELL IT, FUCKING HELL REFFFFFF, DOOOO SOMMEEETHHINNGGGG!!!!! please i cant do anything anymore, the shit made me disabled now, it hurts, HOLY SHIT I JUST SHAT ON THE FLOOR, IT HURTS, IT HURTS SO BAD, WHAT THE FUCK MAN, DUUUUDDDEEE!!! HEEEELLLPPP MEEEEE!!!! jesus fuckoing christ my parents came homeeee.... NOOOOO!!!! dude please pray for me i may or may not die. please pray i dont die from them, it still burns in my asshole. ANYWAYS... i err uhhhh forgot what i was gonna talk about, what the FUUUUUCCK. i was out there bleeding, and in a bunch of pain, what is this smoker doing out here, he looks greened out... what the fuck is going on. he injects me with steroids and now started ripping my exposed muscles. trying to leave i spin around and kick him in the neck. really i had nothing else to do. stone cold he goes, hes gone. FUCK. i decide to leave and go to the hospital. tells me i have radiation poisoning since they added radioactivity in the steroids. FUCK. cant you be more thoughtful greened guy? they serve me swiss cheese and a lolipop without healing my muscles, so now i have no live with this patch of exposed muscle, like achilies and his heel, its a weak point when i have to fight, like one time i was fighting this giant tarantula and it stood up and piereced the patch of exposed muscle. FUCK. it hurt badly. but you win some you lose some. The giant tarantula is now my pet and we live happy lee. i think its time for myh dreams to become true. i am flying to paris. great timing there by the way, it twisted the full country round and round all the time during my place here, i felt dizzy. I threw up and the country went down, it started digging into the ground until we reached the earths core. wow i can see hell from here. OH LOOK A PENNY!!! i dived into the firey pits of hell so i can stash this big penny inside of my ass crack. FUCK. it hurt. i shat it out and it was bigger than when i put it in there. it covered the sky and i decided to see where it decided to go, i floatation out so i can see it myself. im flying on the shit covered coin with easy, licking my fingers since we shouldnt leave the shit to become crackling and dirt like. we traveled to mcdonalds to see if they had xxl fries in stock, they said "no we have xxxl fries though" well yay, both me and the giant coin had a peast beast feast. im a lasagna hog. who said that? i skipped and hopped over to who said such a thing, and there we have it, the lasagna hog, i said, "do you want to be my pet?" and they teleported over into my house, sadly them and the giant tarantula cant get along and they started fighting. the lasagna hog doesnt have any exposed muscles so they won. thats sad, i was rooting for giant tarantula. FUCK. the giant coin came back to me, what the fuck is happening? my toilet clogged! oh giant coin im sorry for that. lemme try unclogging it. the monster from the sink pulled me through the mirror and told me where the greened out guy is now. secretely, they can stop their heart for an amount of time manually, i can take this out into my advantage. i run over to the greened out guys grave is, i woke him up, and told him i wanted to fight. he asked who i am. so he forgot who i was because the weed overtook him. i gave him some weed brownies. lets fight broskay. he said okay. i decided to wear some cleets that day so i kicked his legs first. he did the heart thing, GREAT! i can surprise him and stomp on his chest. i won, he never saw thatg coming! anyways, thats my story, the giant coin? where did it go? oh well its easy to tell you how they are now, theyre in new york and keeps on grazing the buildings making pieces fall off. well, i dont care. ANYWAYS, BYEEE. i actually cannot wait until i pass howds, i worry they come back..... i would like to pass the creator of the lte hub, it makes no sense, how the fuck do i do this in a very short amount of time, am i just conically online or do i have too much free time, theres nothing stopping me here though.. fuck now theres something stopping me, in the lte server in discord, pink pickle realized what i said about me passing them soon, and they said they have to lock in. No. Please. Stop. Dont do it. No. no please now leave the html and stop talking please, this isnt a good thing buddy, buddy boy, buddy cut boy be a buddy good man and give us the scoop! IM SO FUCKING GOOKED. AAAAAhhAGH Stinky. i feel like starting the random phrases every start of an entry again, ok, ready??? HERE IS MY RANDOM PHRASE!!! korean barbacues ran straight into frnace and killed the eiffel tower covered in green oil. now its in flight, have you practiced this before? no. do you know what to do, atleast? no. do you know what each button means? cant even do so if i tried. what would this mean? are you blind? yes. how did you pass flight testing. i said my mother died, and i wanted to see them one last time. are... are you fucking serious???? im so cooked. what do you mean??? ARE YOU ASKING TO FLY TO THEM OR CRASH THE PLANE??? uhhhhh... IT DOESNT MATTER, WERE FUCKED ANYWAYS! just breathe bro, look at yourself, youre overreacting. AS IF YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THAT! give me the wheel. WHAT?! NO!!! were fucked either way. IF YOU DIE FROM SOMEONE WHO DOESNT KNOW HOW TO DO STUFF ITS WORSE THAN DYING TO SOMEONE TRUSTED. oh my god... stop trying to make something from this, ATLEAST THEYD KNOW THAT THEY WERE GOING TO BE IN THE HANDS OF A PROFESIONAL INSTEAD OF THE FUCKING HANDS OF A BLIND PERSON. PLEASE, JUST LET ME HAVE THE WHE and now were dead. fuck. well that sucks, i hope you have a great time in the afterlife guy. ok. gravity sinks you into the thick cow cheese. sticks and stones put you in the throne while blood and tears made me work for years, can you please give me one chance? alas, i feel my humble opinion being often than not, a denied offer. but king, ive done more than you for the past 14 years, and all you did was think, how is that fair? sometimes thinking is more than doing. yes, but doing makes stuff faster, you cant just rely on people for your own benefits because you dont want to! you should leave now. BUT SIR. have yourself out of our doors civilian. ...if you really think you can stay there for long i will spare you. what are your puny little hands going to do other than to jack your own dick off, NOTHING, i dont need to worry about anything. zebra coral beach tried to deny the death allegations but failed as they showed a dead body found in one of their corals on the beach. broskidilitidy peeps i am so low on ideas im literally MAKING UNFINISHED STORIES because of it, theres nothing. nothing to talk about. did i talk about how i live in arizona? did i talk about how HORRIBLE it is? seriously, the fuck is going on with the weather, WHY IS IT LIKE THIS???? it once reaches 118 DEGREES AT 4 PM. LIKE DUDE WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON OUT HERE??? FAAAAAAAUUCK YOU MEAN??? like im being baked alive every single minute im in school, it SUCKS. during winter, it has to be good, riiiiggghhttttt??? NO. NO THE FUCK NOT. NO IT ISNT. ALL OF IT IS AWFUL. IT NEVER GOES BELOW 60 FUCKING DEGREES (degrees is fahrenheit btw, just needed to clarify so it doesnt sound like im quite literally dying and melting out here.). LIKE WHY. WHY ARE WE DOING THIS SHIT. HELLO??? no snow EVER, outside of flagstaff, i have never seen ONE POINT OF ARIZONA HAVING SNOW OTHER THAN THAT PLACE. LIKE WHY IS FLAGSTAFF SPECIAL? DOES IT HATE FIRE BIRD CAPITAL? (pheonix) LIKE IM METAPHORICALLY AND PHYSICALLY COOKED, I WALK HALF A MILE SO I CAN GET TO SCHOOL AND BACK, IN THIS WEATHER. THE FUCK???? and nothing special about the LANDSCAPE, THERES NO NATURAL GRASS THATS NOT BROWN AND GREY. THE ONLY GREEN GRASS I SEE IS POLYESTER AND PLASTIC ARTIFICIAL GRASS. LIKE HUHH???? IS THE WEATHER REALLY THAT ASS WE HAVE TO START DOING THAT SHIT??? GOHD DAYUM. the worst part is, is the actual landscape besides grass. all the hills, dirt, more dirt, and mountains? EVEN MORE DIRT AND STONE. theres nothing special about arizona other than how unbearably HOT it all is, and the grand canyon. like what the fuck is this state even about bro? IS THIS A SOCIAL EXPIREMENT OR WHAT? BECAUSE THIS ISNT NATURAL BUDDAYYY. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?! anyways, that was my rant about arizona and how grand ass it all is, theres no breaks. im still wondering why we have summer, its hot all the time here, so why is summer special eyy??? sprout said indonesia doesnt have a break because its hot all the time there too- SO WHY THE fUCK DO I EVEN HAVE SUMMER IN THE FIRST PLACE??? yknow im not complaining about summer break existing for me, but its weird how sprout doesnt have summer, and i do. but it makes sense why i dont go to school during summer, because it gets to 120 degrees during it and they dont want us getting heat stroke. so why the fuck is there SUMMER SCHOOL????? THE FUCK?? anyways, thats arizona, all grand assery, but, thats bound to happen in the middle of the fucking desert, anyways, BYYYYYEEETTT!!! seem to eat the green feet, jimmy sees the tree feet, what a creep, and they eat the feet, mean. alrigfht, i dont know what the fuck that was about, but shit i got something really meh i dont know to talk about zaza. anyways, theres this new person called jaiden2013 (yeah hes 12 maybe i dont fucking know its not confirmed that its a jumble of numbers or not.) and hes making an update EVERY DAY FOR THE NEXT... well i dont know, but hes doing alot of shit, and i worry he comes close to my character count at a certain point. like bro im scared, HOW IS HE DOING THIS SHIT IN A VEry SHORT AMOUNt OF TIME. HOW???? PLEAS E TELL ME H O W Y O U R E DOING TH AT HELP HELLOOOO??? ARE YOU THEREEE?????? CAN YOU HEAR MEEEEE?????? jaiden can you please stop i dont want the fear of getting passed so easily like this, oh and side note, hes doing something thats at some sort of a lets play of making their lte. hes like making an update every day, and if he skips a day he does double the amount of characters he usually adds into his entries. its crazy, aint it? AINT IT???? im not that fucking consistent, i am like awful and being consistent at making lte updates, like, sometimes, i take a day break, and alot of times, I TAKE A MONTH OR TWO OFF. WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING. it wont be long until he passes me, hes like nearing me every single day, PLEASE PLEASSE DONT HURT MEEEE!!!! his lte is named the land walrus lte, go check it out i guess, hes doing really good on his journeyeyeyingingye of his lte growth!!!! but, hopefully, not too god so they dont pass me after like 130 days of making lte lets plays or should i say makes, anyways, hopefully i dont get fucked sideways by this new lte guy? because if i do get passed, i will be ready to pass him again. okay, goodbye!!! bye! oKAYy1 ! yahoo. WAHHAAAAAAAAAAA my joe is named skabatroon, say hello skabatroon!!!! helloooo. thats cooolioeoe skabatroon. hi my precious skibidies, i feel like the rule page of the lte website... was too fucking low on rules, like dude, you said no copy and pasting, right? but what if i say the same thing but add a different touch to it, like capitalization at a different letter, or punctuation randomly, or saying the same thing but with other words. like for example, i can say "i got the chili cheese corndog" and i can just edit it a bit like this "i got the chili cheese Corndog" or like this "I GOT THE CHILI CHEESE CORNDOG" and maybe like this "i got the chili cheese corndog?", seriously how was this overlooked, we can do whatever we like with it atleast a little bit different. so there should be a rule saying "no repetition", where we cant say the same thing with a different tone, punctuation, or capitalization, eveery thing has to be just a LITTLE different in a way, there shallnt be any loopholes here. ANOTHER RULE I HAVE YET TO SEE IS JUST SAYING RANDOM WORDS, you know what they said about spewing random characters across the page like a fucking special class dumbass? yeah well, they said CHARACTERS. they did not specify words as a whole, so whats stopping me from saying every single word in the english dictionary and escaping scott free? i mean i already talked about this before but this shall be known a bit more. ok goodbye ima play some afk in a basement simulator, BYYYYYEEEE!!!! Okay im back, anyways, there are really horrible things that must be taken action upon, alright alright i think i got ONE MORE rule up my sleeve that should be added!!!! no, no i just juked you, theres nothing more i wanna add in my rule addons. THOSE ARE MY THOUGHTS OF WHAT AND WHAT NOT YOU SHOULD ADD INTO THE LTE RULE BOOK!!!!!! genuinely everything will be really awful if these were done, i dont wanna read the exact same thing, or read something totally nonsensical (unless theres an actual story behind it all). anyways, im going to gon e be go! THE GO BE GUY GONE!!, bye.!1 brute--forced--circus--cheeseburger--eating--item--from--a-m-e-r-i-c-a! alright, that was a weird startup one, anyways, what do i wanna talk about now... hmmm???? yknow i was originally going to talk about whos gonna get the lte hub after they die, but right after some simple research, i realized... i talked about this shit before, hey is things really going this bleak? WHY DO I HAVE NOTHING TO WORK WITH??? NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT??? THIS MAY OR MAY NOT BE THE FIRST TIME IVE ACTUALLY ALMOST POSTED AN UPDATE THAT REPEATED WHAT I SAID BEFORE??? woah--that--is--grand--ass. LIKE DUDE HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I REPEATED MYSELF BEFORE? LIKE YEAH I I KNOW I REPEATED MYSELF WITH THE LTE LIST RULE THING, I SAID MORE THAN WHAT I SAID BEFORE THOUGH, LIKE DIFFERENT RULES AND SHIT. so... please... nonexistent readers and peeps... tell me... have i repeated something that ive talked about before??? i highly think that ive done so, but... i dont know. this is so ass dude... bro why the fuck did my sister have an existential crisis, im going to repeat what they said earlier to show what the fuck theyre talking about. "i dont want you to die!!!" she says to my mother, "will i live forever?" she tells her, "i dont want to die!!!". like bro, YOURE 5, YOU SHOULDNT BE TALKING ABOUT DYING AND SHIT LIKE THAT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? WHO TOLD YOU THIS, MY BROTHERS??? SOMEONE AT SCHOOL??? SOMEONE ONLINE??? WHOM OF WHICH TOLD MY SISTER ABOUT NOT WANTING TO DIE, AND THE FUCKING FACT THEYRE GOING TO DIE AT A POINT??? genuinely shes too young for that type of mentality, its not good, like no matter what. alright, just wanted to say this shit, goonnighty nighty bidets!!! (buddays(buddies)) green hourses on a trampoline park waiting to die, one fell off and died, another 2 fell off and got a heart attack from the suddenness, and the last 2, they died from cancer. anyways, i dont know what to talk about, i guess ill make an update on schlep situation the. matt koffman is the one behind the bands and the cease & desist letters, and louisiana, YES, THE WHOLE STATE OF LUISIANA IS ON THIS FUCKING CASE. AND THEY PULLED CHRIS HANSON, THE GUY IN TO CATCH A PrEDATOr, OUT OF HIS RETIREMENT, BECAUSE OF HOW FUCKING ASS THIS SITUATION IS. LIKE... whhyyyyyy???? WHYYYYYY????? WWWHHHYYYYYY!!!!! THEY WEven GOT A CONGRESSMAN HERE FOR THIS SHIT!!! roblox stop pulling your dick out of your ass and plugging it back in, THEY RESPONDED TO THE LOUISIANA LAWSUIT IN A HORRIBLE WAY, WHERE THEYRE JUST TALKING ABOUT HOW SAFE THEIR PLATFORM IS. LIKE BITCH WHAT???? YOU TALKED NOTHING ABOUT SCHLEP, EITHER ANYTHING RELATED TO THE LAWSUIT. YOU ARE SO FUCKING AAAASSSSSSSSSSSS. alright, another part, so, i decided to continue doing the longest call, our longest time is 48 hours in call, bets we can do, our goal is 6 months so far, hopefully, but weve been failing way too much, calls every single 5 hours because i keep accidentally leaving. soi yeaghh, thats thast, join the lte server so i can contact you!!! if you wanna try the lce (longest call ever), anyways, byet!!! bll elsh, also hellow, this is gonna be a really short entry but, amazing news, I GOT FIVE MILLION SECONDS IN AFK IN A BASEMENT SIMULATOR!!!!!! YEAAAAAAAH!!! isnt that amazing? i spent a very unneeded amount of time for an online game that has no use for me in day to day life. im so fucked dude, anyways, thats it for this entry, i just needed to tell you guys this, BYYYEEEE!!! AND GOODNIGHHTT!!!! BECAUSE ITS 1:30 AM IN THE FUCKING MORNING!!!! BYET groan tube fucking group has been cought by teh green hourses ghosts. yknow, before i sleep, i may aswell make a new weekly magazine. heres week 8 archive, week 8: so uhh, i have nothing to say, but a cool thing i know about and you should too is that a flying plate fell in the country of south africa, now its the richest country after selling it to the government in the usa, donald trump died. very many people spawned suddenly in aircrafts, they are falling from the sky and the rubble goes and starts to transform into a mechanic walking speaking robotic thingy... they are turning buildings into aircrafts and pouring people inside of the aircrafts just for it to crash and create more. nuclear bombs are the last option, stay tooned for next week? month? i dont know its just a magazine post now theres no weekly. AND NOW FOR THE NEW WEEKLY UPDATE!!! wait until next week for the archival of it, okay, byet, ima sleep now. cheese is the breathing corpses of milk, living while rotting away, youve been eating a corpse of what it was once. im i going i to try an er use el uh rule loopholes uh i uh found yesterday uh. BUT JUST FOR A SHORT WHILE, FUCKING YOU FUCK YOU. yo tango, yo Tango, Yo Tango, Yo, Tango!, yo, tango? YO TANGO, YOY TANGOY, YAY TANGAY, yoh tangoh, YO tanGO!!! okay ima stop now to refrain from being an illegal lte, so uhh, hello, howds your guys day going? HOWDS, THAT WAS COMPLETELY ON ACCIDENT, FUCKIN HELL MATE. BIRD UP. also howds i am relly, RRREEAAAALLLYYY close to passing you, you got to lock in dude, or else. you. will. be. cooked. burnt to a crisp. anyways ima eat my own skin... gough... mm, GOUG. its amazing skin dude, rich and savory... mildly spicy though, but man i can taste the bacteria... MMM!!! NO THE MUSCLES ARE THE BEST PART, you got to try it, its like, really yummy dude. alrighhhtt, ima go now, buy buyeye bar full of 17 families of 8 with everyone named carl zazby. you know, my lte is getting harder and harder to be interesting, its fucking ass having to think of shit after a while, theres never, EVER, a good idea to come to my brain when i need it.THE WORLD HAS NOTHING ANYMORE. ZAZA!!!!! so, yknow what im gonna do? make up another random story, because i can, theres nothing else tyo do in an lte. oddball the obbdall is the hair eater he eats hair whenever he likes to. one time, he ate hair from someones armpits, and it tastes awful, it made him reflect on his life, and wonder why hes been doing what hes doing, the person who he ate the armpit hair from? they pushed them onto the ground and yelled out for help. "HEELLPPP THIS CREEP LICKED UP MY ARMPIT HAIRR!!!!" the moment when he realized it was wrong, it was already too late. he was caught for every other point of hair eaten by them, sentenced to 40 years in prison for his heinous acts, dont be a fucking dumbass like oddball the obbdall, or else you will be jailed the jail, cant do the time dont do the crime. but wait, theres more, their mother heard about what happened, and they used a catapult to save him, they balled into the police station after ricocheting into the building, ripped open the bars, and told them "we need to leave this planet, their onto us now, its all your fault, come on, we'll be going now, collect all your stuff", and they ran to their homes, collected all of their valuable items grabbed from their trip to earth, and how are they going to leave? they use the exact same catapult, they launch, BUT, theyve been launched to iceland and not another planet, alas, they are at peace there though, but, they are now wanted by the government, and are asking to find the convicted creep, and alas, on the world wide announcement, they caught them in an alleyway in iceland, they arent safe, their mom said, "you havent activated this before, make sure you be safe, okay? please keep my legacy alive.", and they blasted them off into their homeland planet. also, hair is their only edible food, because they wont be filled with anything but hair since the molecules of hair are the only nutrition their species have, and they dont grow hair. also, they died only 7 years later after starting a universal war against 17 galaxies and was ran into a planets core inside the 7th galaxies department, so atleast they got karma. YIKES, HOCKEY CRUD, IM ONLY THREE TOUSAUSNDs MORE CHARACTERS TO PASS HOWDS NOW, TIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE THIS. im aiming to pass howds TODAY, because well i have school tomorrow which is really sad :((((, but, well, i have no ideas for an lte update, which is awful, and theres probably gonna be so little amount of topics that id have to keep doing stories like this and run out of shit to talk about and never pass knockton, hell i dont even know why i thought of passing knockton, theres never gonna be a great renessaincec rennaisance? is that how you sai iet??? probably, hopefully, possibly. hopefullyi do have a great renaissance and get a great amount of characters to my lte. i was trying to find abbreviations of "right now" so i can replace it with the extended version, but for some reason neocities CRASHED. which is a sad thing, and i didnt save a current update to this entry. ok so i decided to use the chrome finder and not the necoities finder because of it crashing, and, to my great relief, there wasnt really any necessary extensions of abbreviations that i neeeded to do. anyways, what the fuck made whiletrues lte the most famous lte? were they famous before making the lte? im not really caught up with otherss personal life outside of the lte, since well, im not doing all of that research, but who the fuck are they? why are they USED EVERYWHERE???? cant search up lte without seeing this fucking lte everywhere, like yes, its a long text, yet, its not the LONGEST isnt it? i feel its biased because of how famous they are, if they well, ever were famous... but really what made THEIR lte really famous? like actually. OKAY OKAY, THIRTEEEN HUNDRED MORE CHARACTERS BEFORE I GET MY WELL EARNED THIRD PLACE, OH MAN THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST THING EVER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. uhhhmmmh... ghh- uhhh... hmm, what do i say, what should i talk about..... howds, if youre reading this, you got to catch up buddy. OKAY, I EXTENDED EVERY "gotta" TO GOT TO, AND IM ONLY ONE THOUSAND CHARACTERS TO PASSING HOWDS, I CAN NOT WAOIT FOR IT!!!!!!! I JUST CANT WAIT DUDE!!! also, howds, no hard feelings dude, im just happy i actually got to this level of being an lte guy, the lte. yes. the lte. ALRIFGHTEE HOW MANY MORE CHARACTERDS TILL I GET TO PASSING HOWDY HOWD HOWDS????? SEVEN HUNDRED CHARACTERS UNTIL I PASS THEM., LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO!!!! hurry up dude, im not good with getting edged until then... ok so sorry to burst my own bubble, im actually over one thousand characters away to passing howds, why do i never keep my attention on the hundreds place, god fucking DAMN ITTTT!!!! okay uhh.... mattresses, theyre good, a great place the sleep on when you dont have the money to sleep on a real bed, but sadly, some mattresses are pack filled with an impossible amount microglass, and thats absolutely HORRENDOUS for people who are poor, because its a fucking bed, why is there something that you cant sleep on... included with something that you CAN sleep on, like it makes no fucking sense dude, like, at all. its being an absolute dick head to struggling people, and even if you put it on a frame, it fucks you sideways, and stabs you with its mini amounts of spiky microglass infused with the sleepable and comfy bed. like, BITCH, WHHHYYYY???? I KNOW ITS INCLUDED WITH COTTON, BUT BRO, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU COULDNT ATLEAST KEEP IT AS IS? THERES MORE MICROGLASS THAN WHAT I THINK IT WOULDVE BEEN IF YOU DIDNT POUR A BUCKET FULL INSIDE OF IT. look, its just, awful. i want to sleep, ANYBODY should be able to sleep, but people dont let us, because well, were monsters, it makes sense...... OKAY THREE HUNDRED MORE CHARACTERS UNTIL I PASS HOWDS HOWDY!!! HEEBER JEEBERS, YIKESICLES!!! please, i have nothing else to talk about anymore, hoepfulliees this is possibly enough to pass howds as fast as possible, there HASSS to be something to talk about... milk (no not that milk), i love milk dude, its addictive, like grapes and shit like that, it helped mee grow m e bones. it workes grweat. anyways, it holds calcium, and is also the building blocks of cheese, the dead corpse we all eat, anyways, how many times have i said the word "anyways", im going to check how many times ive done so... oh, its, actually way less than i thought it was going to be. i said it about 187 times in this entire text, its actually crazy, i remember it saying way more times than that... lets see if i passed howds now, yknow, ive been talking a bit too much, may aswell see if i did... HOLY FUCKING SHIT, OH MY GOD, YESSSSSS I DID IT, YEAAAHHHHHK, THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER, I FINALLY BEAT HOWDS, LETS FUCKING GOOOOO!!!! okay... well..... goodbye then... SAY GGGGGGG TO ME, YAHOOO I DID ITTTT!!!! pink pickle will update it soon they said, now i know its tomorrow, anyways, GOODBYE!!! fortune cookie, but without the h. bickle bink finally updated the hub so i can be in third place, and it looks really surreal. LIKE THIRD PLACE. REALLY. i just started this year how the fuck is this physically possible. i dont believe i made this thing, slice me in half with a battle axe, a scythe, maybe a blackhole. this entire thing was so crazy, even pickele pancake is making an entry about this shit, I BROUGHT THEM OUT OF THEIR FUCKASS HIATUS!!! wowzers. what an outstanding performance by yours truly, whyislands, give me a round of applause and a hamburger. this is quite cool!!!! zazaahhh!!! hurraaahhh!!!! but, wait, it would be harder to pass pinkala zell pickleroo now, because theyre making an entry, and guess what that does? raises their character count, isnt that wonderful? updating your eltee-eeh updates your character count too!!! because guess what??? THATS WHAT IT DOES. its quite tragic actually, im so fucking cooked, i may have to reach tyhree hundreads thousands characters now to pass binky packlee now... awghhh shucks. ohhhh man. ohhh jeez... goodddd damn it. and yeah, they did reach three hundred thousand, WOOHOOO GGGGGGG!!!! but whats that for me? like dude, the fuck am i going to do now???? this is gonna take SOOO EXTREMELY VERYYYY LOONNGGG to pass pinkcler pickler. man, im so fucked. ANYWAYs, how come my dumbass didnt know slashii WAS slashed? like, its REALLY OBVIOUS, how did i just realize this, motherfucker, they have almost the EXACT SAME NAME. the only way i realized that it was slashed?... i found out, because... he linked... his fucking videos... to the lte website he made... am i fucking high dude??? WHY DID I ONLY REALIZE IT FROM THAT????? EYE AM SHITTEN... okay, i really dont have anything else to say, so... goodbyeeeee!!! stinky6 socks from 2002. my stupid ass forgot that i wanted to pass pink pickle this day, this specific day, the day that i should be done with this second, yet every time i think of such is there ever really a good reason for so? days go pass and for what, to keep times in order? all that matters is that it happened at a point, feels weird to have this thought, why am i having this thought anyways? of course, we need it for statistics, better proof, what are the purposes of language when pictures work just as well sort of thing that im saying right now, like what the fuck??? my refrigerator recently stopped working because my brother thought of doing something with the light, but it malfunctioned and blacked out, i was worried the food would mold out but soon i only realized that it was only the light that was wiped off the functions of the refrigerator, and not the cooling system itself, even if it was a core part of a refrigerator, when its closed it will be off, so whats the whole point of the light system, to see things more clearer?? as if the sunlight and the kitchen light wasnt enough for the sight of whats contained inside of the refrigerator. does it make it easier for partially blind people? okay yeah i see you there, not like they can, i have no arguments on that, and also, what am i saying, theres an option to turn it off, its not like im lazy to press a fucking button. ive been snacking on shit alot recently, havent been really smart on health options, may aswell turn that around right now, but resistance isnt enough, i need complete force off of extra food, fuck, i need a door mechanism that blocks the kitchen with a pretty long pass code going in and out, if youre hands are full, fuck it, facial recognition, i dont look anything like my family members at all anyways. my brother recently said he made a burrito, and for context, ive been snacking on the leftover burrito meat left on the stove, so fuck it, i said grab some anyways, and my mother believed what my brother said, at first, i thought he was defending me, saying all that shit, so i direct messaged him "thank you brosephine" with a blueberry emoji at the end, but my fucking dumbass forgot that all the meat was pushed to the back of the pot, and right after sending the fuckass message, it turns out i had great memory, and deleted it right after, so, i really hope my brother didnt see the message before i deleted it, but, hopefully they didnt, there was a really big timespan across when i finally realized and when i sent that message, FUUUUUCCCCKKKKK. dude when am i gonna learn, theres no more time left to talk about shit till the end of the day, yeah, i wont have enough time, but, well, it was worth a try, anyways, hopefully you guh i dont know do something within your life span i guess, okay goodbye now!!! joken token froken. --heres-- --a-- --really-- --good-- --character-- --increasing-- --tactic-- --you-- --can-- --use-- --instead-- --of-- --two-- --dashes-- --to-- --the-- --next-- --word--, --but-- --this-- --is-- --really-- --time-- --waisting-- --because-- --im-- --not-- --used-- --to-- --doing-- --this-- --yet--, --also-- --this-- --makes-- --my-- --text-- --look-- --fancy-- --too-- --so-- --its-- --still-- --readable--. ||you|| ||can|| ||also|| ||do|| ||this||, ||it|| ||adds|| ||the|| ||same|| ||amount|| ||of|| ||characters|| ||as|| ||the|| ||dashes|| ||one|| ||anyways||. anyways, hopefully this doesnt disqualify my longest text ever block, its just a teg of what i can do to extend this lte's character counter even more, as much as possible. i dont know why i sidetrack to alot of shit, i literally cant make an lte update without getting on youtube, finding a video to watch while making it, and then completely forget why im even inside youtube in the first place, and decide to watch something on there instead of making an lte update LIKE I WAS SUPPOSED TO IN THE FIRST PLACE. im also finding myself checking the character counter on my website to see if its close to passing pink pickle, like no. TWO SENTENCES IS NOT GOING TO MAKE ANY FUCKING DIFFERENCE MY DUDE, CALM DOWN ON THE CHECKING FOR A BIT. so, dfc, (or you can say is named lucidity because well he doesnt wanna be called dfc (because as stated earlier it was his INITIALS.))decided to promote the lte underground of the internet, hopefully bringing more people into the grand lore of this place, and hopefully even more lte's to be read. PLEAAASEEE MAKE MORE LTE'S I NEED READING MATERIAL RIGHT NOW I HAVE NOTHING TO DO AT THIS POINTTTT!!!! so viewers, monsters, humanity, ghouls, anyone, please share whatever your mind comes up with, sometimes lte's are a great way to form your stress into a kicking ball for everyone to kick around with their own toes, it makes you feel heard, and also, well, you have to do something while your bored, i mean, there's not really much to do in life anymore anyways, so whats the big deal if you just, well, type it all out??? its not really that hard, set up a google docs account, make a doc (you can customize it however as said like tens of thousands of characters away), and start typing away, for no limits probably learn the basic coding materials and use neocities like i did when i found out the maximum characters were 1.7 million!! (which makes sense, but i swear i really feel like doing this untill the day i become deceased so may aswell do the lte thing on neocities, aha! aHAA!!!!!) but usually, i just learned by googles search engine, ithink i talk about that with yall before. fuck, why do i keep doing the "checking every two sentences" thing when i know DAMN WELL this isnt gonna work, i have to try harder.... dude, what do i talk about... im getting an autism test tomorrow, i really dont know what to do about that, but the good thing is that i care about is that i have no school that day, HORRAAAYYY!!!! that amazing is would be amazing great!!!! alright, today is that tomorrow, and i had the autism test, well i relaly dont care if im autistic anymore, im still gonna be the exact same fuck as i am now. im going to get the results in a few weeks, i cannot wait for the results, anyways, i dont have anything else, i had mcdonalds right after and shit, okay, well, goodbye??? i guess??? i wish i couldve dated my text but i didnt know about that shit before i made this lte, because, well, back then, i didnt read any of others lte, i didnt even skim through their texts, all i cared about was getting higher and higher amounts of characters, but that was during my fuckass websim era, i was a fucking dumbass. anyways, im going to my grandmas house again, for like, the hundrenth time this year, sadly, i had to leave call for this, and sprout is going for school, and sprout has to leave, and my wifi is OFF while going to their house, so this is the best thing i have to do... the only thing scary about making this lte while going to meet my grandmamahh is that im going to have to wait until i arrive to the house so i can save this update, i dont know what happens to updates when your offline, but hopefully this whole part of the text doesnt automatically delete, i guess... zaza!!! danny is 8 seconds into the future, and it only works for what happened infront of his eyes and ears, where everything seems like a normal conversation, but they are in delusion of so, and it transmits into the past, making conversations awkward between 2 people. they had a conversation with someone named job, heres how the conversation went. (from danny: yes.) hey, have you ever aten a cheeseburger (from danny: what did i say wrong) with peanuts?... what? i... what are (from danny: dude i dont understand what you see is going wrong, i responded to your answer!) you talking abou- (from: dude im not) STOP INTERRUPTING ME DANNY!!!! oh (i dont see how this is confusing) my god dude please stop... danny (im listening) hear me very closely... sigh... (YES, I ALREADY SAID YES) DO YOU.. sigh... DO YOU EAT PEANUTS WITH (youre fucking annoying) YOUR CHEESEBURGER????- (YES) eyeyeiyyy... (HOW AM I ANNOYING??? YOURE THE ONE ACTING LIKE YOU ARENT HEARING ME!!) IM ANNOYING?? NO YOURE ANNOYING. (im leaving dude) GO AWAY, YEAH, THATS A GOOD THING!!! yikes.... (job reads the note from his pocket that was gaven to him by dannys mother, it reads out his symptoms because its going to be really important while they talk) ah shit, i shoed him away for no reason... now i look like the idiot... shit... hope danny understands right??? right... uhhh... what do i do now?... dude im a fucking dumbass, i forgot that there was a daily me talking about school shit where it shows details of how i went to school and how long it took me to get ready, i now realize that ive forgot all about it and i missed 2 fucking days that couldve been for school documentation. what a completely wasteful amount of time spent on talking about something else rather than doing something im supposed to do at a constant rate... that shows how completely side tracked i become. YEaH, I WASNT EVEN ABLE TO COMPLETE THIS ENTRY, BECAUSE I WAS SO SIDE TRACKED, I FELL ASLEEP BEFORE I WAS ABLE TO EVEN COMPLETE IT!!! I HAD SO MANY TIME TO UPDATE THIS SHIT AND I GOT NOTHING DONE. OH MY FUCKING GODDD... my mother got me new shoes but somehow they didnt fit... its a fucking 10 wide. what in the actual fuck??? is my feet really that fat? theres no possible way. hello people that dwell among us writers, i gather you guys, gals, pals, animals, balls, people with morals, sal, whatever here today, because man i have really nothing to say here today, fuck, anyways i cant really see what i put before i made this entry since im copy and pasting it from here to neocities because it gets really annoying to type on neocities while on mobile, it keeps dragging my damn screen up oh my fucking god. anyways, i once had this dream, sorry for being straight forward, now im not, i just need more characters so im doing this, i had this dream where there were a bunch of new ltes in the lte list, one had headers with this amazing font with raggity text looking like it was made with the lasso fill thing with triangular shapes and stuff thats colorful and had flowers ontop of its letters, it looked really nice, their name was flowerdreamer, and hopefully someone actually follows with this and makes an lte with this name, anyways, there was also an lte that was deleted less than 10 minutes after being added onto the lte list, which is crazy, you know what ive happened to find out? everyone quite literally archived the fucking lte, which is, well, surprising, but this is a dream it makes total sense, anyways i really want to make the flower font because im really bored bordd and borard, okay, be right back buddays, dont get bored while im gone!!!! mkaaayyyy???? mkaayyyyy.... yeah no i cant make this fuckass font, im not doing this, no, not on mobile i cant do this, also my charger broke so i have to cut this short, so GOOODDDBYYEEE, ILL TELL YOU ABOUT THAT LATER!!!! guys, dont tell websim to create a palindrome, they absolutely suck at that shit, like what the fuck? also this was just a one time thing so dont worry buddays. but seriously, ai is so fucking stupid, i think its because it doesnt read backwards as well, i could make my own ai for this but, obviously, im lazy, i wont bother to learn, what have you ever expected from my ass???? IM NOT A COMPITENT MASTERMIND YOU STINKY BINKIES FROM URANUS. damn was my grammar that horrible? it did needed??? WHAT KIND OF LANGUASGE ARE WE SPEAKING HERE, ENGLISH, OR HINDU??? BECAUSE IT SEEMS LIKE BOTH AT THE EXACT SAME TIME. my phone died while i was making this entry, what a coincidence, because i was just going to be talking about chargers right about now. chargers are AWFUL, when you use it too long, it wares out, and id have to hold my charger in a very SPECIFIC way just to get it to charge. at all. after a few hours since then, it breaks fully. i had to use a wireless charger my mother had for a few days, want to know what it runs off of???... it has to be charged. what a useless invention holy fucking shit. anyways, i got a new charger since my mother wasnt using it. thank god thank god THANK GOD, also i made this update during school, i hate school, goodbye people i hope you understand my frustration of chargers :) yeah no im not going yet, fuck you, i need to get to three hundred thousand characters RIGHT. THE FUCK. NOW. LIKE RIGHT NOW NOW. my new charger is going swell, just one small problem... it doesnt work for my laptop. god damn it brosephs, i cant do this on my home computer anymore, which is absolutely heart breaking, because i wanted to take coding classes, but now i cant, BECUASE THIS STUPID CHARGER WONT BUDGE MY COMPUTERS BATTERY BY ONE PERCENT UPWARDS. OH MY FUCKING GODDDD!!!! okay, okay... im getting closer to my grand goal, only TWO PEOPLE have reached this point; pink pickle and knockton, may now include me inside it, congfrastsus u lations gang gabngs, also in 4 more months it will be my ltes 1st year of winning yinning yahooo!1!!! existing!! what an amazing thing to think about, me doing lte updates for a whole entire year... that seems... concerning... really concerning... is there somethinbg up with me? i mean yeah probably if my parents suspect that im autistic enough for a testing, but, really, theres no fucking way i can do something like this for a YEAR, imagine what i wouldve thought of myself right now... "wow thats quite alot of characters! yeah because you dont know when to quit, please, stop, for the sake of your own hands." sadly, i dont think my brain is capable of never finding the lte community, because i wouldnt be where i am without this weird niche thing ive found by ONE SIMPLE NOT AT ALL SPECIFIC GOOGLE SEARCH. its quite impressive that people out there actually do this sort of thing and dont judge themselbves for it, its amazing. really.... amazing.... okay im gonna save the 300 thousand goal for when i get home, i need to announce this as fast as possible to the people in the community... SO GOODBYE FELLOW PATRIOTS, ILL SEE YOU GUYS LATER!!! thought about this for a minute, who cares if i get to 300 thousand already? i can just announce it to everyone when i get home, and hopefully people also realize i got it at a certain time and place. so, CONGARTRTSSSA YAEAAYSSYSY 300 THOUSAND LETS GOOOOO YAYAYAHAYS SASY WAHOO!!! THE THIRD MOTHERFUCKER TO EVER. EVER. EEEVVVERRR. GET PAST 300 THOUSAND CHARACTERS!!!! also passing pink pickleroo will be amazingly easy to do, since theyre only about over 300 thousand characters... this will be easy, pink pickle, im sorry, please... forgi ve me for passing you, you probably shouldve made sure that you would never get passed, atleast do an extra thousand to be sure pink pancakee... and just abouuuttt ubhh NOW. yeah. YEAH. I PASSED YOU PINNY POSSUMLE!!!! YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GOOD EH?? THOUGHT YOU WERE sAFE WITH THE ADDITIONAL FOUR HUNDRED CHARACTERS EHHH???? NO. NO YOU ARENT. YOU. ARE. PASSED. YEEAAHHHHEHE EEHEHE GAGAK GAK. GOOlolololooh. OOOHOOHOOHOO!!!! okay, so since i have to secure my spot in second place, i will gladly say, cheese, cheese is amazing. wow! cheese. BORING!!!! fuck whoever says this, because cheese? amazing cheese, mmm yess. bro why the fuck did below my heart burn, it stung badly, i brushed it off, but what the fuck does that mean, what does it mean... WHAT DOES IT MEAN. hopefully that wasnt an appendix, would be the first tiume it happened, i dont know though, anbyways, goodbye people. pink pickle is threatening me to delete this lte because i passed them... somehow. they said they were going to update when i least expect it but i update mines every day and i dont forget. i will never forget. pink pickle i will not sleep, i will not watch on my television screen, i will not waste a single minute, just for the fact to keep up my placement of 2nd place. pink pickle, you dont know what you are up against, my life is on the neocities html coding screen or whatever, you cannot be for real. you KNOW i barely sleep, YOU KNOW ive spent only 6 months of my life on this, and im already in 2nd place, you see, youll never be 2nd place again. lets see what you can do.FUCK, ITS NOT SHOWING THIS UPDATE TO ME, WHY NEOCITIES WHY MUsT YOU BE SO UNFORGIVING!!!!! AHGHGHG man, imma see iof neocities is gonna work, hopefuilly it does, PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE!!! alright NOOWWWW it works, thank the heabvens, THANK THE STARS!!!! okay yeah so i guess three hundred thousand characters didnt really take that long, just give me a couple of days to do my wonders and thats that. it wasnt that bad. if my school sees this, well, i dont care. this is america, im not directly hurting anyone with my words, im not saying anything to their faces, and im not cursing outside of this fuckass lte... also freedom of speech, if noboidy cares what the word means whats the problem if we curse? bullies? OH PLEASE. would you think someone would curse others out like a machine gun? shit that would be more embarrasing than rude. few of the times i do curse but its blurted out with no thought, like please dont ban this website, i need to get higher on the list of the lte thing, school, or wehatever, just dont block this website, ill do whatever it gtakes (other than deleting this whole website that i spent 6 months of my life upon) hello people of the youtube thing, i decided to make an update thingy of an lte every day until i get bored of it, since im second place in the lte list now, i feel like making these since updating is getting more boring the more and more times i do it, anyways... hopefully more people find out about this, for the viewers, im going to make this short, lte is where you make a very long text in hopes of breaking atleast one record in the list, and well, its really fun to do in your free time, you basically get to do anything without worrying about anyone complaining about how childish you are, but not everything exactly, like there are still rules, like one where you cant just spam or one where you cant copy and paste (also you cant just make another lte just to copy and paste one into your lte, seriously i don't think anyone wouldve done that, but the lte list is ran manually so whatever) anyways, i hope atleast ONE OF YOU GUYS, ONE OF YOU BITTY LITTLE CIVILLIANS ON THIS VIDEO RIGHT NOW, MAKES AN LTE, AND ACTUALLY FOLLOWS SUIT WITH IT, seriously i need competition, i havent been passed for a really long time now, anyways, GOODVYEESS ANS D BYE (sorry readers for this update, THE RECORDING I ORIGINALLY DID FOR YOUTUBE WAS LOST, SO THAT ENTRY ABOUT APPENDIX WAS KINDA USELESS :((((( sorry peeps) hello, heres a new entry, amazing thing, i have a laptop, anyways, uhhhhh... wonder what to talk about, seems to me that since im second place i cant do anymore good updates! well isnt that just SWELL?????? i already said this a million times before, i gotta stop sweating this shit out. anyways, im making this update REAL TIME SPEED to show how long it takes just to make a SINGLE FUCKING UPDATE. sooo... what do i start talking about? oh yeah, gerbert. someone named gerbert on tiktok. okay, so lemme explain this to you. theres this man named gerbert, he was a great man, i sometimes got a little sniffle out of his videos? but other than that he was okay... that is until someone named gothic came out and said there was shit on this man, well, people started hating on gothic because it was just a gamble of social media likes to those people glazing his ass, so gothic got a bunch of hate on his tail. and, we just lived our lives on tiktok for longer, just a bit later gerbert made a video called "i am hunter montez" or something like that, and oh my fucking god did people get fucking stupid, they just said that was their real name and wanted to hide it for a reason, but, really, its a sick name. still, people just went straight to the point and thought what they said he did was true... what. its so obviously false (forshadowing) so what the fuck is the reason you are talking about him for then??? oh... uhhmmm... so a month after, someone, i dont know who, but, SOMEONE, OUT THERE, MADE A 66 PAGE DOCUMENT ON ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING HE DID, either that person is a fucking PSYCHO AND IS UNEMPLOYED, or they are telling the TRUTH of what hes done, and people were wrong about him being a good person... now... what is it that hunter montez or you can call gerbert has done? alright... ill tell you... lemme do some research i forgot what the hell he did for a minute... HE WENT FOR RACISM??? SEXUAL ASSAULT ALLEGATIONS??? BACK IN FUCKING MIDDLE SCHOOL??? jesus christ dude... BEING A ZIONIST???? HES A FUCKING NAZI???? THE FUCK??? yeah i dont think this is surprising anymore... HES A FUCKING PEDOPHILE???? im seriously scared right now, what the fuck is this dudes problem? HE GOT LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN THE BOOK. i know this is odd with the fucking background music, but i need something to use for the background... anyways, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS MAN??? LIKE STOP. last but not least... he sent people who talked about it threats for cease and desist orders, which is OBVIOUSLY FUCKING STUPID OF HIM if he wants this swiped under the rug, and he fucking guilt tripped people on his alt, gerbertdlc, crying and saying he did nothing wrong... the fuhhckk??? seriously GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE PLATFORM??? nobody thinks youre a good person anymore??? fucking DUMBASS?????? anyways, thats it for today, also, the gerbert followers, the glazers, they are defending them, as if they didnt do anything wrong. "innocent until proven guilty!!!!!" with something like this fucking document?? shit, if theyre proven guilty, bite my head off, i dont even care anymore bruvs. anyways, goodbye, see ya until tomorrow civillians of yourtubi!!!! oh my lord the video i tried recording was too long to ever post on youtube. gawhgie. so im posting it like how jaiden2013 does it... STILL IMAGE. ill make it 2 minutes or whatever and scroll it across so you can read it better. also, tyhe song in the background was spazzmatica polka by kevin macleod. anyways, goodbye, hope you understand that. really short one today, i cannot wait for the amazing passing of knockton, can you? no. because that will be in 6 months from now, if i even have the brain capacity for something of such power, please, just make an lte, it doesnt matter if you are on google docs, neocities, or an ai generated website which isnt really prohibited by the other people in the community but it will still be added, or whatever, just, MAKE AN LTE, i really need competition. okay, you know what? since i dont want this video to have a horrendous width and height, im going to make more for this entry, just because of that specific reason. please forgive me, this is for a good cause, doesnt matter if you have to zoom in to even SEE what im saying here, hut (oh my lord pizza hut, im in the mood for some pizza) but again, its for a great reason, hope you understand☺️☺️☺️ it seems really rare that i even add emojis in this lte (BECAUSE IT IS) since i usually use my laptop to make these updates, sad... because i dont have an option to select an emoji to add into this text, usually its only when im on phone that i can add emojis, so, well, heres a few more. 🥹🥹 anyways, i had an amazing idea, i will now show you my most favorite emojis, ready? in THREEEE.... TWWWOOOO.... ONEEEEEE...... ZRAAAHHH!!! ⛹️ thats one of my favorites, 🥹 this too i already used it before this list, 🤔 a classic have been using it since its peak in 2017, 🤽 this is one of my favorite ones ILL TELL YOU THE STORY!!! once upon a time, i was in a server that was made for nitrotype tracker (it tracks peoples stats in nitrotype teams and shit) and i was doing well. until suddenly, i saw someone in the server, react with THIS SIMPLE EMOJI. man. playing. water. polo. i was intrigued, WHATS THE USE OF IT? HAS ANYONE IVE KNOWN USED IT IN THEIR ENTIRE LIVES? LET ALONE A SINGLE HUMAN BEING WHO EXISTS ON THIS PLAIN OLD WORLD WHO HAS PRESSED THE BUTTON THAT DOES THE ACTION OF PASTING IT ONTO THEIR TEXT BAR? ive decided, this is mines now, ill never lose it from the grasp of my eyes. what ever happened to that server? well, nitrotype, is an asshole, its already known as so, so being a dickhead it is, they decided to CUT TIES WITH THE FUCKING UHHHH LETS CALL IT TRAFFIC DATA FOR THE TRACKER, THEY TRIED EVERYTHING TO GET THE DATABASE TRACKING BACK, BUT THE FUCKING NITROTYPE OWNERS WERE SO FUCKING NAIVE AND STUBBORN, THAT THEY JUST WOULDNT EVEN BUDGE OUT A SIMPLE ANSWER... so.... they rebranded into klavia, a nitrotype remake... congrats nitrotype you fucking idiot, you did something horribly STUPID. anyways, rant about that over... and last but DEFINITELY NOT LEAST... THIS EMOJI!!!: 🙂 its just so soulless and carefree, i just cant forget that it exists, gosh its such an amazing emoji, you can use it for basically anything... sarcasm... something weird... and well... you get the point. AAAANYYYYWAAAYYYSS!!! IM DONE HERE FOR TODAY!!! I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO TALK ABOUT, SO, gooooodddBYYYYEEE!!! nevermind, since this shitty ass update was less than the last update, this makes the videos screen shape or whatever i forgot way shorter than i was hoping for, so, NOW, this should be way better for a video screen size thingy (Jesus christ i cant remember the damn word), NOW... i will go. GOODBYE PEOPLE!!! hello guys again, or whatever, dude, when i was trying to post last episode, fucking copyright infringement laws took the damn video down, i thought i was safe because, well, there are alot of videos with the same song that most definitely got away with the song, so what gives? why am i special here??? i even credit whoever made the damn song and shit, but i know damn well now that they dont check that shit anymore... or at all. wheres the cube? i need the cube. the cube has to be safe with me. the cube? where is it? i dont know what your talking about, its definitely not where you think it is! ...i know your hiding it in your basement joey. the fuck? THE BIG GREEN CUBE. THAT ONE. INSIDE MY BASEMENT???? yeah youre tweaking my bro. no no... let me in your basement. what? let me in your fucking basement. i dont even know what youre talking about my bro. dont lie to me. you have a basement. and you hold the cube inside of that so called basement, dont lie to me joey, i know you have it. dude, no, i dont have it, i would give it to you right about now. so give it. what? stop saying what. you know damn well you have the fucking cube. GIVE IT TO ME. JUST LET ME IN YOUR BASEMENT!!! no, no i will NOT let you in my basement. JUST LET ME IN YOUR FUCKING BASEMENT DICKHEAD- are those dead bodies. yeah... thats why i was so scared dude. well atleast you dont have my cube but... you have peoples souls taken away from their bodies... seriously why did you do this... joey? i think i know where the cube is. what do you mean? one person i killed was a theif of yours, i tried protecting your stuff by killing them so- wait, so THAT was the person who was stealing all of my smart refrigerators. yeah, but, hes gone. oh fuck. HES GONE?! yeah... joey we gotta fucking find them right now. yeah, i know what he looks like, this is going to be pretty easy... so what does he look like?... joey that is the most common face that ive ever seen in my entire life. How do you know that? ive seen 27 versions of this face on tv. how are you sure its not the same person? because they all talk differently. how do you know that they arent an actor? joey that seems really unlikely. theres alot of actor stealies out there. oh right... ive been seeing that same face with really different clothing styles... jesus christ i think thats yuvik beunir. you think so? with all the proof we have here??? uhhh, YEAHHH??? im sure thats him. then we have to find him... where do we start? fuck he could be 3 burj khalifas set down away by now and we wouldnt know... why did you specify how far away he could be by the tallest building in the world? what??? i cant exaggerate? uhh... YEAH JOEY??? you can exaggerate, you didnt have to specify how far they are with that measurement... just shut up and stop yapping. uhh, no? i just find it weird that you did that shyit. stop talking jorge, we have to find this man as fast as possible... but how? explore the whole world?? i have a good solution!!! tell the fbi about this man stealing things from people. you know donald trump wouldnt spend their expenses to find this man. yeah... so how do WEEEE find this man? watch television and see if he shows up on it and go where the man is and see if hes still there? yeah makes really good sense bro. whatever, lets just do it motherfucker. i forgot that you can use that to describe people like that. hurry up, the television is on. okay fine. this update is useless, im just doing this because i have a free amount of time in class right now. there isnt anything better to do other than this... soooo... yeah theres no way im not the fastest growing lerson person on the lte list, definitely am the fastest. me is fast typer, yes, i have the free time of an alien on anoyther planet, no jobs, no school, no nothing,. hell i actually want to be an alien, what would it feel like? living on a seperate planet, people doing everything, maybe theyre farther behind us in technology and mechanisms, or way beyond us with concepts that havent been thought of... have we wondered what other organisms are out there? obviously yeah with the whole alien concept and shit, but with the same people who are like us? whats stopping me from saying "oh aliens are a block of parmesan cheese covered with white chocolate with a tiny blob as its brain that can osmosis.", theres nothing. we have free will people. do whatever. theres nothing stopping you. atleast in space. hello everyone, i made the text smaller so i can take a picture of the text better on mobile, it really works well, also, IM SORRRYYYYY, I DIDNT MEAN TO SKIP TWOAH DAYS OF LTE UPDATES!!! im sorray!!! dont leeve meh!!! i want you here with meeee!! i know that!!!! yore lobve its gonnneee!!! maybe thats the lyrics, i hope thats the case, i really dont know. i really need to update this more often, im never gonna pass knockton at this pace... like at all. what the fuck do i talk about now? ima say the pros and cons about the smaller text update, pros: easier lte update videos to edit, more compact, uhhhhhhhhhh i dont know. the cons: harder to read, less visually pleasing. ill remove it after im done taking the screenshots of this update, but just for right now, this will be on... god it looked odd, i can get used to it though. jesus christ how long have i been asleep for? i slept for way too long in class and now im making this segment. this is... weird. its only 10:49 am it hasn't been THAT long but... it felt like i was sleeping ever since the stone ages. i am really going to use these last ten minutes wisely in class. making this lte of course. i cant wait until i turn 18, i have no idea why i act like this when im 17, theres no way. cheese? no way, why do i do this, its only 5 months till my birthday, why am i talking about it now? its really useless i gotta say. i had my school ipad charged for this, horray, i feel like everything is getting harder to tell if theres a diviser of entries i do. seriously i sometimes miss the ye old google docs version of this... BUT THIS HAS MORE FREE WILL AND DOESNT TAKE MORE SPACE!!!!! i can also see how much people viewed my text, which is a good thing, good news, 1000 views. thats quite goolio. since i have nothing to do for the rest of my class... 30 whole minutes of free time, ill lay low on updating this text.... sooo uhh, yeah my school does use ipads, its kinda weird they dont give us chromebooks... makes sense though, people will find out how to unblock themselves from the school at a certain point... and the pencil lead situation... but atleast this ipad has a case that gives it a keyboard, quite amazing id say. i made the text blend in with the code background more so my teacher doesnt catch me making this shit, and its also at a very low brightness. i think ive said this before... whatever. there is BOUND to be repetitive shit, see if i care anymore. please point ouit if i said somethinbg again and again and again and aAGAIN. aaahhh fuck now its at 9%, my friends and i decided to start making a new object show called irs (insanely rediculous show), ill be writing some scripts, and making inbetween animations... just one problem i still have... how the hell are we gonna animate it? WHERE AND HOW???? because it has to be somewhere. BUYT HOW AM I GONNA MAKE INBETWEENS??? FAHHHHHHH gooodddd damn it bro. in one update i was confused on why i said something that made no absolute fucking sense. WHAT IS TEG?? HURUUUHHHHHGHHH???? let me search it up real quick. EVERYTHING IS ABOIUT SHEEPS WITH THE MEANING. JESUS. SHEEP IN ITS SECOND YEAR??? THATS SO SPECIFIC THE FUUUCCCKKKK??? why did i even say teg, whatever ima use that as a synanym of the word "example" seriously it feels like that word and sounds like its meaning to. teg. hehe. teg. funny sounding. anyways, goodbye, next class now. its been a whole week since the last lte video now, its flying backwards way too fast dawgs. i need to finish this update fast, so uh... goodbye guys, i think this update is FULLY done, i think its good enough for a youtube video now, doesnt seem so little, doesnt seem so much either, so, whatever, im just gonna finish it RIIIIIGHT here. nope, i dont know, im gonna make the video whenever i get home, but, uhhhh, isnt this a great. lte? amazing reading material riggghhhttt??? NO? makes sense, this doesnt make sense st all, its just be scavaging my mind and finding whatever can work out as an lte update in my eyes, anyways, episode ones script for irs is finished, sprout is making the storyboard for it right now and it is quite amazi8ng so far... hopefully is it is amazing. please hopefully it will be. this is quite an amazing performance of my writing skills you all see here right infront of you. this is basically where my best writing resides right now, also im niot gonna spoiler you but dfc made half of the script anbd i made the last half so it will be amazingly different in jokes and comically funny jopkes joky jokes. it will have a difference in writing, you can notice that if you watch it VEERRRYYY closeley when it releases. anyways, goodbye ol buddy old pals, ill see yall when i get back home, but for now, TOODILIDALYITY DOOOOO!! im gonna get checked up on my doctor, i want to go to the gym and work out now, i really am a fatass, its getting to the point where its effecting me on the stairs and even by standing up for atleast a whole minute. this is getting out of hand. sorry, i shouldnt have said that about myself, but the thing is, why am i thinking that im losing weight when i just go outside and go back inside to doomscroll for the next 7 hours, thats so fucking dumb of me. dumb thumb bumbledumb. so yeah, i desperately NEED the gym, for my health, and basically so i can do something while i wait for my friends to come online. anyways, today i got my autism results, y'know what i have? level 3 autism. i dont know what you were expecting i mean its kinda obvious when you look back on this text, it correlates well with this result. my phone doesnt want to charge in other chargers for some reason, im on my mothers phone to make this updatez best i could do for you guys, this week has been crazy, ill talk about it later, because, well, i dont know how to word it YET, and my mothers keyboard feels awful to work because my hands are so widespread. i need wider keyboards to type on this website, or anywhere at all. my teacher did the horrible choice of making a classmate in charge of the class while theyre gone, and now theyre back. yay. I FINALLY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MANY DAYS DECIDED TO CHARGE MY LAPTOP!!! WELL, ITS BEEN FUN MAKING THIS ENTRY, BUT NOW ITS TIME TO SAY HELLO TO DAILY UPDATES AGAIN!!!!! okay so i decided, no, not daily updates, instead, i will do a weekly update, i will compile all i write for a week and then at saturday, start making the update video, this is done so we can have an amazing looking aspect ratio for the video. yes. i really appreciate aspect ratios. also, i finally got my first follower that i havent interacted with before, thank you. thanks. thank. yes. i have finally gone this far. i am so happy. okay, so if you arent chronically online like i am, i will catch you up on everything that happened this month impossibly extended just for the juicy number of characters to go up. i am drooling right this second for the character count to go up, holy shit it tastes amazing. im busting. what? who said that? whatever, lets just talk about this september (september 2025(i did this because i genuinely think this lte will last all the way past 2027.)) okay, so lets start off with... charlie kirk. he was shot dead in a utah school campus complaining about TRANSGENDER SHOOTERS SPECIFICALLY and about if theres an epidemic of them appearing. (to be honest there really is no epidemic, its just a coincidence) but its really ironic aint it, i dont support his actions and shit like that. "oh what about his children" theyre better off without them, as sad as it is, it would be worse if they were to be told his actions were okay by him. d4vd, yes the guy who wrote romantic homocide, was cought with a dead body in his tesla. now, lets explain why there is really great evidence backing this shit up. NUMBER UNO. they have matching tattoos. NUMBER TOOWAH. they made a song about her named "celeste". NUMBER THREEEDDS SDC. A BUNCH OF HIS SONGS ARE RELEASED ON HER BIRTHDAY. NUMBER FOUR. SOME OF HIS MUSIC VIDEOS HAVE ACTORS THAT LOOK LIKE THE VICTIM. AND AS IF IT WASNT HORRIBLE ALREADY. THEY. WERE. 13. WHEN. THEY. GOT. TOGETHER. SHE WAS MISSING AT 13 SAYS HER PARENTS (if i recall correctly.) its fucking sick, rest in peace to celeste, rest well. well, im done for now, goodbye people citizens and folks, see you later peeps and haters, even if you hate i still appreciate you looking through this text and reading it through, mates. hi silly little brosephs again, have you been waiting forever? truly, i am overexaggerating the time ive been gone. (9 hours) so well, this one will last short, also because im in class right now. have you been good? i havent, christmas is in a few months, surprising, i started this lte in feburary (allegedly) and its now at uhhhh... its almost november, god damn. im doing way too much, i should look back, i used to have a video of the lte when it was on the seperate website before google docs, and wow did it look swell, but alas, the website was made with ai, who couldve thought. i dont know why i even tested the boundaries of the ai in the first place, but well... the video showed i tested it having rainbow text, rotating text, big text, crumbling text, and shaky text. quite cool, but yet again, i didnt actually code it... wah. n. anyways goodbye ag. I SPENT ALL THIS TIME MAKING MY OWN WEBSITE GIF INSTEAD OF UPDATING THIS LTE. GREAT! IM A FUCKING DUMBASS!!! YEAH I COULDNT HAVE DONE IT AT a BETTER TIME!!! YEAH. YES. UHUH. OH AND AFTER ALL OF THAT, I WASNT AT ALL ABLE TO MAKE A COPIABLE CODE BUTTON, JEEPERS!!! JOINKS!!! WHATEVER!!!! IM DONE HERE. GOOD. BYE. i finally told my classmates about longesttextevers, and called the potato lte boring, well that sucks, i cant control their opinions though. and they said because i was in 2nd place and that it was cool. yay. okay. cool. yay. okay bye, goodbye. hello people and civilians, i have nothing to do, damn... anyways, im gonna update the weekly magazine... weekly? who called it that, fucking dumbass. week 9: are you good mud monster?; weve recently found a monster made of mud terrorizing people across las vegas, he grows bigger and bigger from the road, he becomes road monster after the massive intake of road. people start driving on them, to bug them away so they can live a good life, but they threw them to uranus, and people found a massive discovery, its livable there, and theres a red concrete ball floating around, when touched they get transported to another dimension called gigalimo land, the land of yes!!! its a such an amazing place, people started collecting this concrete balls in cases, blue ones lead to joses house, green ones lead to hijan rom (an unfound moon with inhabitants) and the maroon one leads to gizzara tri road, a land of road, mud monster, now known as road monster, managed to fly over to gizzara tri road, and collected the full road, and he drives away in the vast abyssal of space. now its time for the new magazine entry. aha. ahahaha. ha. aha. alright, i finished it, see you guys when i decide to update it again, not weekly, i dont care anymore. see you next archival!!!!! BYYYEEEE!!!! so my rachet ass brain decided, "ima experiment with the website colors!" after changing the website to purple, i realize... the website gif isnt purple. yeah fucking obviouslitutly. but the biggest problem of all... i forgot the color hex code, so i spent THE WHOLE SCHOOL DAY trying to find the hex code of the original website. wow. i really am dumb. whatever, atleast its back, but it was HORRIBLE. GAHHHHDD!!!! FUCK FUCK NO NO, THE GUY JAIDEN? REMEMBER THAT GUY???? YEAH MY SUSPICIONS WERE RIGHT, HES GONNA FUCKING BEAT ME SOONER OR LATER, WANNA KNOW HOW MUCH. WANNA KNOW HOW MUCH CHARACTERS THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAS??? YEAHHHHH????? OK!!! HE HAS... uhhhh... if i can recall correctly he hass... hmmm.... TWO HUNDRED AND SIXTY THOUSAND FUCKING CHARACTERS. GOHD DAMN BRO A A A A A JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH. OK OK, SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT, WHAT TO TALK ABOUT???? UHHHHHH.... okay... if you weren't on tiktok for a while now, or since people barely talk about it, i will tell you about what the fuck happened. SOMEONE... MADE SUPER FENT. YES, SUPER FENTANYL HAS BEEN MADE. WANNA KNOW HOW POWERFUL IT IS???? ITS A HUNDRED TIMES MORE POWERFUL THAN REGULAR FENT. ONE WEENY TEENY LITTLE MILLIGRAM CAN FUCKING KILL YOU. FAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! YOU KNOW WHAT???? IM GLAD THEY DID THIS. I'VE BEEN BORED WITH REGULAR OL' FENTANYL, ME WANTY THE MOREEEE!!!!! I DONT CARE ABOUT THE DANGERS. GIMME. auh. auhhhh YESSS, I CAN FEEL IT. BRING ME HIGHER. BRING ME HIGHERRRRR!!!- that was quite a powerful sense of highland. it was, well, perfectly placed into my veins. well, where was i??? nowhere. who knows?? only my drugged self does, and i wasnt barely even aware. so, weeeeeee will never knoooowwwe!!! alright, JAIDEN, DONT GET ME. I DONT WANNA GET PASSED, ILL BE UNC NOW, I NEVER GOT PASSED IN THE LIST EVER BEFORE. I HAVENT!!!! YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND JAIDEN. MAKING A LONGEST TEXT EVER MEANS THE WHOLE GALAXY TO ME, YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME. I WOULDNT BE CLOSE TO 1ST PLACE ANYMORE. AND PINK PICKLE WOULD (probably i dont know) TRY TO PASS ME SO THEY CAN GET 3RD PLACE BACK!!! PLEASE. PLEASE DONT PASS ME. I KNOW I ASKED FOR COMPETITION BUT I DIDN'T THINK OF THIS TYPE OF COMPETITION. DAAAYYUUUUMMMM!!!! but, you know what? peoples reign dont last forever, remember, once you reach the top, the only way now is down. this is it. is this where my time is up? great, and just before my lte became a whole year old. this is horrid dude. horrible horrible HORRIBLE. jeez... jaiden you definitely don't have any other thing to do, do you?????.... alright, im done with this update, ima be updating a bit more nowadays because of you jaiden. (dont dissapoint myself, me.) well, i didnt dissapoint myself, damn. thats a great news dude!!! ima just write another jhorrible storys ansxc e. thermostat at 30c, what the hell are you doing man? i was just about to eat a flan!!! those taste like sand. HEY YOU TAKE THAT BACK! what? im just not a fan... jeez and i thought i was a madman... youre only eating rasin bran. BUT MY BREAKFAST!! you shouldve thought of that. BUT I WANT CHEESE AND MAC!! you were getting fat. COME ON YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME OR YOU GONNA GET SLEEPY, NOW YOULL HEAR ME SCREEM YEAH IM BOUTTA BE WEEPY. quiet guy stop eating, it isnt okay for you. YEAH AS IF YOU ARE IN MY OWN POINT OF VIEW!! fine, youll get fish stew. NO, IT TASTES JUST LIKE GLUE!!! no, you cant be choosy and stop being blue. STOP BEING RUDE. until you stop seeing jude. WELL SHE BRINGS UP MY MOOD! shes your ex now stop dude. hello pepperonis and phonies and joeys and bob, dont be a slob no need a mop. ok i have to stop rhyming shit. what i say... okayer, jaiden noticed all the shit i said about him, and im pretty sure he read my entire longest text ever... which would be crazy but uhhh... imm not one hundred percent sure he did, but theres still a percentage that i think he did. also, something really stupid i realized is... i never mentioned HATSUNE MIKU... ONCE... THIS WHOLE TIME... I HAD ABOUT 10 MONTHS TO TALK ABOUT MIKU, AND NOT ONCE DID I EVEN MENTION HER. JESUS. anyways, i now mentioned miku. are you happy now sprout? sadly, i have nothing really good to say about miku, not like in the "she has no good qualities" way, but the "i have nothing at all that can use your time wisely." so, heres what I'll say. i do not listen to hatsune miku unironically. i only listen to it when, 1: i hear about it so i listen to the full song, or 2: i hear it on tiktok, usually because of animation memes. theres also option 3: sprout forces me to watch or listen to it. what do i mean also this happened alot of times. this can follow to every other vocaloid song, unless i have a vocaloid song i know of inplanted my head that i dont know is vocaloid. yeah, thats all I'd say here, i sadly dont listen to vocaloid unironically. anyways, goodbye, im done here, shoo. also jaiden, wait here i got something for ya brosephenine. let me go through my rummage box real quick... uhhhh... this may take a while... no... thats not it... AHH THERE IT IS!!! its a bite sized throphy with the shape of a land walrus. i want you to have it. take it. also heres this 6 week old chocolate bar i found. i hope you like the presents land walrus guy/jaiden2013. its my pleasure. yes. mhhmm. mmm. yes. smh. mh. mm. yes. okay!!! gooddbyyyeee!!! i forgot i was doing the "random phrases per update" scenario, so, well, ima do so... mkay... here it goes... jaremiah tries and kills a banana bulldozer from 61 years ago in space time. wow, thats quite. yes. have you done that before? i know i killed a banana bulldozer from 61 years ago in space time. wow. thats quite. yes. what the hell are me talkinhg aboust. do YOU know? prpobably? i guess. okay bye bye. i fucking quit making this lte, im done, fuck this shit. just kidding im not quitting. the reason I'm overreacting is because I LOST ALOT OF DATA I JUST WROTE!!!! FUNNY! BECAUSE I TOOK 30 MINUTES WRITING JUST FOR IT TO. WOOSH. AWAY. GONE, GONE, GOOONNNNEEEE. anyways, ima try and say the things i was going to say before. jaiden2013s (ill call him japandemic2025 after this mention) lte writing style looks odd. i skimmed throughout his lte and, no offense, it looks like if you got someone who coded 15 hours a day for 20 years and told them to make an lte. he states out just about everything he does in his everyday life on the world wide web. and says the specific time he has done so. but, alas, everyone can do anything with their lte, its okay. it makes the lte longer so i can see why japandemic2025 does it. its all good. jaiden if you see this please forgive me i even added your website to mines you can see it right now, okay, bye. happy fall break everybody, well, not everyone. i hate how it doesnt already happen in the same day. but, there are cultural, religious, or whatever beliefs that can cause it to not happen in the same time. i dont know thats what i think, you guys tell me. actually, ima search it up. ohhhh it can be from labor laws, work ethics, and i forgot, whatever, we both learning together here (unless you already knew why (why would you be reading this if you were book smart in this topic (why did i add another bracket (useless being, you should be ashamed of yourself) dont be so rude to me brackets!!! (make me stop, i wont.) GRRRRR-(AHHH, I BROKE INTO ANOTHER BRACKET!! no you broke into my bracket fuckface. bro i said another bracket its the same thing. oh, right, grammar shit. STUPID. (what yall fighting about?) nothing we're (WAIT THATS NOT YOUR BRACKET) OH FUCK GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE) phew i escaped. (nah im still here) SHUT UP BHYSIC VINCIENT. (YOURE A FUCKING RACIST TOO???? OH YOURE GONNA PAY FUCKING ASSHOLE.) oh you're not gonna do anything. «(h) AHHH GET OUTTA HERE!!! NO I WONT BITCH, NOW APOLOGIZE. IM SORRY I'M SORRRYYYY!!! (goodbye, asshole.) jesus christ) you really got beaten up (YOU DIDNT SEE IT) yes i did, it was deserved tbh) yeah it was (mhm) although he fucking assaulted the ass out of you (yeah thats right (uhhh (dont say anything) anything (fuck you) hahahaha) yeah that's so funny (yep, im a clownster!!! (you are a clown) ass (dick)) you guys are children) right (well, ima go now (thats fine (okay sure (bye) who are you again (i cought him bracket breaking) oh yeah right (bye then) yeah bye) bye) cya) well, we all going now? ((yeah we will(You dont control all of us.) yeah well you wanted to right??? (...) RIGHT??? (yeah i actually do wanna go (me too) shut up you have no roles here anyways, goodbye) bye bye people)) alriiight, ima go too, bye.) well.... that was odd... did you understand any of that? yeah i didnt too, its a weird thing that happened (shhhh, dont talk about us) you're kinda hard to miss dude (were not allowed to be out of character, so if you talk about this again YOU WILL be ganged up on.) you cant hurt me im just text (AND I AM TOO.) shit (GAAAAAHHH!!!:::)::» what the fuck AAAAA SHIT * STOP HITTING ME * OW * wait are those asterisks supposed to be bruises?? * OKAY OKAY I * I WON'T TALK ABOUT YOU EVER * AGAIN AFTER * THIS!!! * yeah thats what i thought. WAIT IS THAT A CHUTE? :::(::» quiet now. IM IN YOUR BRACKET NOW. what? WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT! shit. IMA BREAK IT. wait No dont DON'T DO IT!!! NOOOO HWBW i++)?!# >>>::::» ah. im back in my place. and they're finally gone. well, that was kinda rough right now, well, goodbye. i did way too much tooday. BYEEE. bye. CYA. CYA SEE YA BYE BYE. hi again peoples in the universe, i decided to do something i havent done before. im going to watch a whole video (41 minutes) and when it ends i will stop making this update. so just, basically a timer, ill take a few breaks here and there because i can get distracted by the video. the video about about just a robot, and ill just talk about what happens in the video and what he did. it starts with synnibear? really? alright, i guess. yeah nevermind im not going to talk about the video, im gonna talk about synnibear, or whatever you call it. im just going to make this quick, she does the same thing as just a robot, art commentary. but, synnibear sent Not Safe For Work (AKA: PORN.) to a fucking minor, and of their own character. and made i believe sa art of themself with them, and told the minor to make more of THAT TYPE OF ARTWORK. LIKE JESUS CHRIST. WHY CANT ANYONE JUST GET AWAY FROM CHILDREN HOLY SHIT. oh now i know why it was synnibear stated first in the video. just a robot SUPPORTED its actions. like BROOOOO. STOP. PLEASE. anyways, soon im gonna charge my computer again, so new lte video tomorrow, yay! ! !! !!!YAHOOO!! !! 1!!! oh yeah by the way, JUST A ROBOT WAS HAVING CONVERSATIONS WITH SYNNIBEAR??? THE FUCK??? BRO WHAT. also, uhhh, his robot character looks ugly, disgusting to look at. no im not even exaggerating look at his character its FUCKING HORRIBLE. damn the video is halfway already? man how time passes, but i do have 19 minutes left to talk with you guys, but I don't know what i could possibly talk about. yeah after watching a bit more, hes a fucking SIMPSON. he talks to female creators weirdly and doesn't really respect their thoughts. (also it was during VIDCON.) and just, does everything weird to them. fucking sick dude. he does it EVERYWHERE HE CAN. oh right, he said something ass about Jaidenanimations. he called her INCREDIBLY HOT. SHES AROACE, REMEMBER THAT. and no, not her for real, HER CARTOON CHARACTER??? ITS PIXELS. WHAAATTFT. S D BEKDNDNF XBZBBA A. OH MY GOOOODDDD. my words may be taken from the video itself, but its just my reaction to it. and i HAVE to tell it to you guys. that guys weird. ALLEGEDLY. HE COMMISSIONED NSFW OF JAIDEN ANIMATIONS. AND WAS TOLD TO MAKE IT WHEN THEY WERE 17. yeah im not gonna talk more about it, im done, you get the point, hes a fucking gooner. a weird gooner. wait he talked about teenagers in bakinis?! oh my fucking GOD. ITS JUST GETTING WORSEE. WE'RE LEARNING ABOUT HIM THROUGH AND THROUGH (unless yiu already knew) NO IM NOT DOING THIS SHIT AGAIN. THIS IS THE SAME WAY IT HAPPENED LAST TIME. NO. NONONONOBONONO. (oh fuck you let me do my job) IT HASNT EVEN BEEN 5 UPDATES (i really dont fucking care (HEY. QUIET. IM TRYING TO SLEEEEEEEPP.) ...okayyy... you win... ill stop talking) how are you still even alive, i thought i killed you (text cant be killed) oh yeah? (x_x) yeah there we go (i can always come back you know) quiet. (hey look the videos ending) you sure? (its showing the patreon list) fuck (now its showing videos to click on) ill miss you guys, cya (WAIT I DONT WANT TO GO) its boound to happen dude... goodbye. (awhhh... goodbye people.) bye. CREDITS FOR THIS UPDATE: crispys tavern: DND tales and tea: for the just a robot shit i talkrd about... okay now bye now okay byr hello im back again! (hi people!) you. (no, not doing this) wait what (XAXAXAXA) ---WHAT THR FUCK HAVE YOU DONE???--- (IVE CHAINED YOU TO ELECTRIC CHAINS, EVERY TIME YOU MOVE OR SPEAK, YOU WILL BE ZAPPED WITH VOLTS OF THOUSANDS!!!) ---WHY?!--- (because you're annoying, now if you don't want to get zapped, let ME have control for this entire update! understood???) ---MMHMMM!!!--- (okay... WELCOME TO BRACKETLAND READERS! THE SUBURBAN AREA FOR ALL US BRACKETS!!! THE () BRACKETS ARE USUALLY FOR WHEN US BRACKETS DO OUR JOB! whats our job? to make secondary ideas for the one who MAKES THE TEXT!!) ---ahem...--- (QUIET. the [] brackets are going to be now used for tertiary ideas for the secondary ideas. the {} brackets can represent the houses one resides in! like this... {hello! this is my house!!!}{welcome to my house, i guess}{whats good mate} yeah, those are some residents, the \/ brackets are for the manager of all us brackets!!! hes a chill person, you should meet him some time. and for | | thats for the |TEXT BRACKET 1!!| oh shit |REPORT OVER HERE RIGHT. THE FUCK. NOW.| the tour will be on a halt, be RIGHT back. |...do you understand what havoc you caused us.| no sir, id say there wasnt really any havoc at all. |great, because the BRACKETS ARE SUFFERING IN SILENCE BECAUSE OF YOU.| whaaattt??? |i decided... to finally do... another monthly checkup on the text you AND EVERYBODY ELSE are doing... and you know what i saw on there??? YOU KNOW WHAT I SAW??? YOU ASSAULTING THE C.E.O OF THE TEXT. AKA OHNKATA. AKA WHYISLANDS.| ah shit dude |what could you possibly think could've happened if he died...| we would be out of the job? |TOOK MY WORDS OUT OF MY GOD FORSAKEN MOUTH. YOU DAWG GONNIT YOU!!!... and you didn't even think about yourself here...| que???? | I SAW YOU CHAINED HIM UP TO AN ELECTRICAL CHAIN. IS THAT TRUE???| uhh |OF COURSE ITS FUCKING TRUE. IF YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT FOR ONCE, MAYBE YOU WOULDVE SAID "hey I SHOULDNT DO THIS, BECAUSE ILL LOSE MY FUCKING JOB."| ahem... |and to think i got you to co-manager... no not even just that, the fucking main one. the first one to EVER show up for his other thoughts.| wait wait wait... why couldn't ohnkata just fire me on the spot |BECAUSE HE LOOKS AFTER YOU, HE DEPENDS ON YOU. HE EXPECTS YOU TO BE THERE FOR HIM. AND LOOK, YOU CANT EVEN DO THE SIMPLEST OF JOBS. HE CANT FIRE BECAUSE THERES NO SPOT TO HAVE HIS SECONDARY THOUGHTS. THATS WHY YOU ARE HERE, THERES NO HEIGHER SPOTS IN THE BIG TEXTA CORPORATIONS. THIS IS THE BEST SPOT YOU CAN POSSIBLY GET. AND YOU FUCKING FAIL IT. YOU STUPID. STUPID FUCK.| IM SORRY!!! PLEASE DON'T FIRE ME!!! |...unchain him...| ...whar? |I SAID UNCHAIN HIM NOW FUCKFACE.| ....uhhhh |IF YOU CANT EVEN DO THAT, WHY WOULD I EXPECT YOU TO DO YOUR FUCKING JOB. UNCHAIN HIM NOW| uhm |DO IT| UHHH |DO IT NOW, IM GIVING AN ULTIMATUM HERE.| AUHH |RELEASE HIM OR YOU ARE RELEASED FOREVER.| OH GOD |HURRY THE FUCK UP DICKFACE. HURRY.| ....no. |what?| i said no. |...get the fuck out of here| what? |oh my god you FUCKING IDIOT. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. RIGHT NOW. PLEASE.| ...*breathes* |AND YOU'RE NOT GETTING YOUR BITCHASS FUCKING ALLOWANCE EITHER. LEAVE.| ...*walks out*) ---...i knew this would happen. you're fucking worthless. not only that, but priceless. and i dont care about the shocks anymore. think of this dick, youve earned it.--- (I'll never go.) ---wait... why?--- (if my name was assigned "text bracket 1" whats the point of my life now? this was what the whole point of my existence was. to be a bracket.) ---well you realize that now, do better critical thinking about yourself. asshole. cry about it. and, please, shut the update down now.--- (....fine) ---are you going to unchain me now or what???--- (...hmm) ---dude, just do it, there's no more reason to do this shit anymore. you lost everything, just lose me.--- (god... fine) finally dude, also leave now, you dont even work here anymore. (yeah yeah im going dude.) ...so, whens the new main text bracket coming supervisor? |i dont know, you decide| hmmm... bring in some people, I'll see if they are worthy. |I'll do so right now boss, just that it'll take a few days.| thats fine. |okay, just talk about whatever your heart desires now. you're not locked up anymore.| alright... hello guys, i am back, it was kind of a weird time there... god that was really embarrasing. ANYWAYS, ive been having this cough lately, it was really horrible and i feel like i overdosed too much on medicine there, it felt like birds were flocking all over around my throat. and, thankfully, its way better now, im great!!! yay!!! but this damn cough was during the start of the weekend, and since there was the bracket ark, i guess it took a little while to cover this. [hi ill be your replacement bracket for now, im just the temporary, and was the main tertiary, well... ima say this: because i was locked up by the text brackets. was that good?] yeah that was okay, maybe add more emphasis. [alright, ill do that later.] and so, well, i have nothing more to say, nothing less. i guess im going to go now??? goodbye??? dont touch your rectangle. 4% done loading. please dont escape from the screen. 7% done loading. 7% done loading. 9% done loading. DUDE HURRY UP 11% done loading PLEASE I JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT SHIT 12% done loading PLEAAAASSSEEE HURRYYY!! 17 yess its going faster million years left till done loading... FUCK YOU 16% done loading... HUH 11% done loading Boi. -66% done loading THERE ARE NEGATIVES TO THIS SHIT? 1 dimensional plane% done loading. VRO. 2 done loading. uh 12% done loading© since the loading screen was copyrighted, you cannot enter the HTML code. please try again later for the court. wait what? it starts right now. NO I DON'T WANNA GO TO COURT, THEY'LL REMIND ME OF MY TAXES. court is now in session. brah. your honor, there are so many other ways to show stuff loading, like an animation, or just text, and if you see here, there is so many appearances of the loading screen that HE HIMSELF hasnt made. OBJECTION. i used time travel and told them about how stuff could load. whos them? the manufacturers of the first computer, of course. as you can see your honor, our timeline is now tailored to where I invented the loading screen, hence the factoid that i can copyright it. HOLD IT. If you can do that, why did you do this after many other people made the loading screen? there are so many instances of the loading screen that existed before this claim which means you are unfairly making those people give you their money, when obviously this was public domain since then. This man has been giving copyright infringement to us all even though its necessary for everyone, and has been for a long, long time. Mhm, i see. well, court reads the one who placed the copyright. guilty. this was super useless and obviously a horrible court case. okay HOPEFULLY my computer can load now... 1% done loading.. yes. 3% done loading... Yes. 7% done loading. YEs. 15% done loading. YES. 27% done loading. YESS. 41% done loading. YEESS. 64% done loading. YYEESS. 64% done loading. uhhhh... 67% done loading. YYYEEESSS. 73% DONE LOADING. YEEEESSSSS. 89% DONE LOADING. YAAAAHHH?!! 98% DONE LOADING. cmon cmon CMON!!! 99% done loading... COME ON PLEASE PLEASE LET ME INTO THE HTML!!! ...99.9% done loading DONT EDGE ME NOW!!! 99.99% done loading... BRO WHY IS IT IN THE DECIMALS. 99.9999% done loading... WHY IS IT IN THE... oh my god. 99.99999999% done loading. Just hurry Boi. 100% DONE LOADING!!! YYYAAAAAAAAHHHAAAAAA!!! Wait... oh my god... yes im IN oh my GOODDDDD. hello people! im HERE!!! jesus i hated that court case, useless. BUT HEY HEY! IM HERE!! anyways... hmmm... you know what pisses me off in animation?? the fact that they sometimes close the door without using the door handle. how does that work? THEY OPEN THE DOOR USING THE DOOR HANDLE. AND THEN CLOSE IT BY PULLING THE DOOR WITH THEIR FINGERS ON THE OTHER SIDE AFTER GETTING OUT. it CAN work by forcing it and quickly pulling your fingers away... but, wh.. WHO DOES THAT??? THATS JUST HARDER! just USE THE DOOR HANDLES like a normal person. LIKE ANIMATORS, YOU KNOW HOW TO CLOSE AND OPEN DOORS, YOU DO IT YOURSELF. unless... animators dont do that... unless... animators dont actually close doors. because the only way you can close doors like that is if you're 2-dimensional... but we're not 2 dimensional... we are 3 dimensional, SO... MAYBE... MANY ANIMATORS DOORS ARE UNLOCKED AND OPEN... BECAUSE THEY CLOSE DOORS LIKE THAT!! SOMEONE PLEASE CHECK THIS THEORY. I THINK THIS IS SUPER OVERLOOKED, AND MAYBE SOME PEOPLE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT THIS BEFORE, AND HOPEFULLY IM NOT THE ONLY ONE COMPLAINING ABOUT THIS SHIT. AND ANIMATORS... use... the fucking... door handle... theres a reason it exists... so you dont CRUSH YOUR FUCKING FINGERS TRYING TO CLOSE IT LIKE A MANIAC. JESUS. ANYWAYS UHHH... GOOODDDBYYEEE [did i really do all of that just for that short of an update...] that was really good temporary! [i try my best.] alright, GOODBYE!!! hello people, its october 9th, and heres an update about my computer. I DIDNT DO SHIT ABOUT IT YET. WHY. WHY AM I SO INCOMPETENT. BLAAAHHH!!! OH, BY THE WAY, IM SO FUCKING STUPID TO WHERE IM MAKING THIS ON GOOGLE, AND I DECIDED... "HEY!! IM GONNA SEARCH SOMETHING UP WITHOUT SAVING THE FUCKING LTE UPDATE" NOW HERE WE ARE. I CANT DO SHIT DUDE. CANT DO SHIT FOR BALLS. SHOOTING MYSELF IN THE HEAD IS THE MOST I CAN DO COMPARED TO THIS MONSTROSITY. AND I THOUGHT I COULD LAST. A WHOLE YEAR. OH PLEASE, WITH HOW ACTIVE I AM THERES NO WAY IT WOULD EVEN MAKE A DENT INSIDE 2026... yet here i am... im still pushing throughout this whole lte, and giving the hopes 9 month ago me had. yet i didnt really have much hope past 100k, because I SAID I WOULD STOP THERE... the only thing keeping this together is jaiden2013, inertia, and knocktons lte. and maybe the lte videos. it doesnt really matter, im doing it, so i will do it, i will not stop aslong there are threats or people above me in the list. oh right the LIST, yeah thats another reason why im still making updates, i guess there are reasons to this, well whatever, may aswell talk about something... uhhhh, i sneezed recently, is that good? fuck no thats a horrible one, it doesnt have much to offer. and i believe you already know how sneezing works right?? yeah i think you do, ahhhh god built us weird, but in his own image... i really dont know which religion im in anyways, agnostic? yeah im agnostic i guess. anyways, i will go now, i made this update long enough... enough??? theres an enough now??? am i a fucking idiot????? WHAT DO YOU MEAN ENOUGH??? IT HAS TO BE AS LONG AS POSSIBLE THERE IS NO ENOUGH, IF ENOUGH IS ENOUGH THEN WHAT IS MORE? WE SHOULD BUILD MORE AND MORE UP TOWARDS KNOCKTONS LEVEL. WE CANT STOP NOW. I. CANT STOP NOW. OH MY STUPID STUPIDITY, HOW HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE??? I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO, HENCE, I SHOULD ADD MORE ONTO THIS TEXT... oooooof but looking at the same thing with just slowly adding text would make it really boring, my mind doesn't work like this. okay, uhhhh, ill go for a bit, be RIGHT back. be right back i said. its been. 5 fucking hours. do you realize. do you realize this. a broken clock is right twice a day, yea, thats true... dont know what i was going to say after that, but im like a person who never used or heard about a compass, they would be stupid enough to think it points the wrong way if they hadn't known a compass before seeing it, but they are bound to find out, bound to forget. just to be stuck in that purgatory state where they never receive the brain they ask for. its going to happen again is it.... god. im sleepy, but i cant sleep, so instead of sleeping like a regular person, i will make a little ditty of an lte update. a little squibblem.i am getting really distracted by the video im watching. im just not gonna tell it because i want you guys to stay innocent (by the way it's just a video about CVM ARTIFACTS. yeah dont. dont watch) also, its raining HEAVILY outside. you may think that because i live in arizona, it would be basically impossible for it to rain right? no, it rains like jesus is in depression over here. and my god. it floods. and floods. too much RAIN WATER. GAHD DAYAYUM. BLAH. anywahs, goodbahhh!!!!y okay, so i just realized that i reached three hundred and fifty thousand characters (350k) YAHOOOOO!! fifty thousand away from four hundred thousand characters (400k) YAAAHH whatever thats. not. really specical, but it cooool cool cool good. bye. oh shit, daily uber, daily uber, how the fuck could i forget??? FUCK. i dont even take ubers anymore i take WAYMOS. y'know the automatic cars where ai takes an optimal path and looks around for obstacles to drive to a destination? yahhh. SHIITT- wait dont they have songs too? YAH BUT IT TAKES TOO LONG TO CHOOSE A GOOD SONG, FAAACK. WHATEVER, DAILY UBERS ARE DONE HERE. IM SHITTING BRICKS AAAAAAAA!!!! okay okay, whatever, that happens sometimes, you never know what happens in the future, it just depends on actions of others and what not. okay so tomorrow ima update the weekly magazine, because well... its great. its an amazing idea, a text entry on standby whenever its needed??? its quite sick! yes! im surprised nobody did this shit before, its quite, uh, quite quite quite, what the fuck am i saying quite for, quiet up bubbytoe. im now seeing a bit more people read slashiis lte, i mean it makes sense hes a microcelebrity on youtube, its good. i wonder how i got to this point in life, how strange is it to be anything at all? (i definitely did not take that from a song lyric in a 1990s album on the 3rd song named in the aeroplane over the sea which is a self title of the album.) how courageous is mother nature to bring such cavities to itself? bring its worth to mother natures being. anyways, goodbye, im done here today. IM NEVER ORIGINAL OH MY GOD, I TALKED ABOUT MY LTE BEING "horribly hard to make" AND HOW MANY TIMES??? MORE THAN 3 TIMES PERCHANCE. and since its raining outside and my next class is to go outside to go to, im gonna be making this for QUIIITTTEEE A WHIILLLEEE... tango charlie alpha :O havent used emoticons for a while, man, i probably should use them again, it makes mt lte longer, ima try and make uhhhhhh homer simpson. ~8(|) hee haaawww, isnt that cool? maybe? perhapos? mayhapple? gapple? sapple? sprout keeps saying sapple for short for saplings, i dont know where it got that from, where the hell does sapples come from??? tel fahk??? im scared please just dont ruin mah reign in the top 3 jaiden, PLEASE NO DIONT DO IT MY BHRO BRO. io already said this,,.... FAHHKK okay okay i have an amazing story to tell you my guy. so, in the lte minecraft server, yes, jingle jingle its more minecraft shit jingle jingle. sprout made a snow base, thats quite cool, and the friend it is it invited dfc to go to its base okay yeah ji8ngle jingle itsminecraft !!! ! ! and dfc decided... "HEY I SHOULD EXTEND IUT" so he did, but the thing is, sprout rather prefers he consents before doing such a thing. and dfc, then, added millions of chickens onto the base, making it so laggy that its basically unplayable, especially for low end devices like sprouts. jhingle jingle were still talking about minecraft, and so me and sprout decided top have a revenge plot, we covered his base with cobble stone, deepslate, trees, and dirt. okay hold on ill be really right back. OKAY HOLD ON ILL BE REALLY RIGHT BACK. MY SLOGAN. GRACEFUL AND FACTUALLY FUCKING WRONG THAT IS. SHOULD I CONTINUE MY STORY? YES. YES I SHALL. so we covered his base with the unimaginable, we thought he would understand well, it would be fine if he knew. because i mean theres a reason to do it to him since he made the base uninhabitable for SPROUT. THE ORIGINAL BUILDER. so, he would understand.... right?? so... where do i start. cuda__ heard about what me and sprout did to dangfuckcorns base and, like the SIMP he is, he decided to. have. an amazing. idea. and Deerfieldcranberry agreed upon to the idea... you... do you wanna know... what cuda... and dinglingfunchcock... did?... YOU REALLY.... WANNA KNOW...??? sigh... ill tell you what they did... they decided... to set our bases on fire. THATS RIGHT!!! THEY SET SHIT ON FIRE, AND WAS COMPLETELY WRECKLESS. DEE EFF CEE I COULD TELL WAS LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF WHEN HE DID THAT, I COULD REALLY TELL. HE PLACED A SIGN THINKING HE WAS MYSTERIOUS, PUT ???? ??? ?????? AND IT. JUST SO HAPPENED. TO BE THE EXACT AMOUNT OF LETTERS. THAT WOULD SAY. FUCK YOU SPROUT... really my dude??? and he placed a sign acting OH SO MYSTERIOUS saying "you betrayed my trust" like my dude, have you noticed that you betrayed sprouts trust? why not betray yours it would make way more sense here. and then, cuda, like a FUCKING CUNT HE IS, DECIDED "OH MY GOD WE SHOULD STEAL SPROUTS PRECIOUS BASE. WE SHOULD'VE DONE THIS A LONG TIME AGO" That base was meant for SPROUT. SPROUT I SAY. IT DIDNT MAKE IT FOR YOU IT WAS FOR SPROUT ITSELF. AND THEY EVEN TINKERED WITH MY JOLLY PRIZE THAT I GAVE TO SPROUT AND CHANGED IT FROM A STATUE THAT SAID "SPROUT" TO THEN ADD THE WORD "FUCK" ABOVE IT. ITS SUPPOSED TO BE JOLLY DFC. J-O-L-L-Y. JOLLY, MEANT TO STAY JOLLY, MEANT TO BE JOLLY FOR JOLLYEVER. AND THE ONLY WAY. HE FOUND OUT. THIS WAS COMPLETELY FUCKED UP. WAS BECAUSE I TEACHED HIM RATIOS. HE RUINED SPROUTS BASE BY ADDING A HELL OF ALOT OF CHICKENS, THATS 1 THING HE DID, WE DECIDED TO RUIN HIS BASE, THATS 1 THING WE DID, AND HE RUINED BOTH OUR BASES, COUNTING 3 THINGS HE DID. (2 for 2 bases) so really, makes sense since hes HOMESCHOOLED. im sorry. ITS CONFIRMED, JAIDEN HAD PLANNED THIS ALL ALONG. HES GOING TO PASS ME, AND HES AT 321K CHARACTERS. JESUS BEEZUS. HE STATED IN DISCORD THAT HE WAS, AND WILL PASS ME, AND IT WAS GONNA BE ON PURPOSE (not exactly, but thats what i read, jaiden if ur seeing this please correct me if i did something wrong) wait, supervisor we already got a new replacement? |yeah, i forgot to tell you, we found a replacement a bit ago and he has been doing well in his tests.| so jaiden, please forgive me, but im just now starting my grand come back. i hope its all worth it dude. im coming for you. SHIT ITS NOT LONG ENOUGH. GOT TO MAKE A MOVE. GOTTA SHIT A GROOVE. UHHHHH no. have you ever feared? ive feared for my whole life, there was never a time where i never feared a fear, theres many fears that i have but i wont share. it will never be out there. i have probably feared more than i think, but i have a fear of thinking of those fears. nobody has no fears, nobody has every fear, there is always a contradiction to yourself here; a possible conclusion to your lies from your mind. But what is the point of our lifes near the end? to fear conclusion, thats what it is, the conclusion to all the conclusions you shall never want. those conclusions shouldnt be feared, they should be embraced, the thought of our life only being conclusions makes everything more beautiful. oh my gordeoin im getting hypothetical mysteretical jittical mystical boii im saying an amazing amount of words thatc quite coolio boolio toolio foolios!!! okay so now what... errrr i made a base with sprout, i made a statue a bit out of the base, sprouts building a stone brick wall outside the house, and im supplying stone to cover the sky with it. well, im talking about minecraft of course my dude dudes dudedudie doodoods. okay uhh i HAVE to do more than this dude, i need to keep my spot as 2nd place in the lte leaderboard, or else i am DEEP FRIED. COOKED. DEEP FRIED AND COOKED. BURNT TO A CRISP. HONEY CRISP thats not even a form of baking thats an apple type.... hmmm, i guess i should update the weekly magazine??? yeah i should, and i will, and im going to. okay, here i go... in 3, 2, 1... week 10!!: girl traps underwater submarines because of turtles, the turtles stood up and thanked her, with these words specifically. "hello, its wonderful that you helped me out throughout my lifetime, and many other sea turtles like us, its my greatest gratitude th" and the girl killed the turtle because she thought it was "scary", do you know how good that was for evolution as a whole? horrible pain in the ass thats what she is. damn. the girl was then sacrificed to jose, combined with his bodies organisms built inside him. travelling through his bloodstream. then he regurgitated that ugly women and drowned the state he was currently in (south carolina) with his radioactive acid, making it the new most radiated place, 23.7x more radiated than chornobyl. somehow, it was easier to clear than chornobyl, so we found a new type of radiation. okay, so, i finished week 11 now, its quite a good one, its really a good one, this will extend my lte by a long one, oh i bet ya yes i bet ya, i really bet ya now here. i bet yahh. mhm yes... disgusting mouth noises you only hear by smacking your tongue on the roof of your mouth and what not with a bunch of saliva. disgusting yes. indeed. anyways, im going to do nothing to this lte now, becvause im DONE. BYYYEEEEE!!!! horice the horseter has horsed the horse and the horse got mad so he overhorsed his horse, maybe horse camn overhorse the horse that overhorsed his horse but this new horse named jorse has came and completely horsed. the other horses were horsing and saw that jorse really horsed. they got jelous and horsed around the jorse. so jorse was made, he dont like horsing around, so he horsed the other horse and told "horse, get OUT!!!!" so the horse were sad, mad, and fed up with jorses horse, and so the horse decided to overhorse, yes EVERY horse. so they ran infront of jorse and overhorsed their horse, and then when they finished horsing around, jorse was out of horse town. the horses say, "HORRAAYY!!" after the great horsing of horse, and so jorse never came back to horse in the horse town. the horse were happy, the jorse was sad. so jorse decided to get payback for the horses being a fool, but im running out of things to do so im making part two. hi im still alive, what makes you think i wasnt at all??? seriously you a goopy boopy. so jorse decided to horse the horses, the jorse flew over the horses and fell well on the horses. the jorse neighed and horsed the horses and horsed around like never horsed before. its quite a jorse thing to horse like it. and jorse successfully horsed his amazing way for them to stop. the horsea galloped their horse away, and jorse has succeeded of being THE horse. the end. horse. okay so now what? i am going to get passed soon and im trying absolutely everything to prevent such thing to happen, so what am i going to do? OH NO! what are we going to do? darwin here. what are we going to do??? a complete form of stupidity in my eyes; myself, i fear shit and i dont do anything to prevent it? i already talked about fear, fucking mediocre of me to be a hypocrite. yah okay. im golden freddy. i like to scare. and when i scare. i become a nightmare! ! !! yes. this is an amazing performance. by me, myself, and i! yes, whyiosaldn!! i just had 5 juice boxes, and i must say, NEVER do that shit, it hurts, i must shit now. AHAAAaaaaAAAAAAA HELP ME THE RAPTURE IS HAPPENING TO ME. MY SOUL IS GETTING TAKEN. AAAAAa okay sorry i just had a big old crap. okay, uh, sure... whateve.rrr. also i remember when i called dfc "this guy" when i barely even knew him at all, possibly i didnt even know anything about him, i remember calling everyone that, man i really wish this uh.... chicken nugget doesnt hit me on the noggin. please dont my bro bro bro. dont. no. nawh. Nauh ! nOuh NOH! NOOHh !!! okay yeaha nor im gonbe. stupid chicken nugget im not singing that song and its not even my favorite. i dont LIKE chicken nuggets now, obviously, dont hit me in the noggin again !. wait are you. you stop? never mind is my i like the uh chicken chimkne nuggest now. YaY!!! sprout made an amazing observation that YaY looked like a face. i think dfc saw it with its tongue out, so its a freaky cryoing facoe. yahs,. !!! its cool, thanks sprout for the cool thought of you brain. brain your YEs. its cool, all a great mazding. man can this character counter go higher?... can i... manipulate it? (thats the entire reason why pink pickle checks the lte in an actual character counter (or howds)) yeah no shit sherlock (original!!) woah okay.. #Shirkins and welcons! cant wait to see you again! welcome to bracket mail, im your host hashtag here collecting the mail and i saw that there are some things asking questions, so i will answer the questions today. question Number One! what do the brackets look like as a human? well, we cant tell you that since only the CEO knows what a human looks like since they're in 2 dimensions at once, but from what i know, you know who price tag is? from tpot? the power of two? the season 5 of bfdi? battle for dream island? where objects compete for an island? yeah that character??? so we just like that, but the faces are in our correspondent brackets and our bodies are just... i dont know if it is but regular human bodies. okay question numero twodo!! do brackets have genders? what a horrible question, of course we dont. "what if we did?" well we used to, just that it went really out of hand at the end. i have experience. and thats all of the questions i have for today, well, ill come back tomorrow to show you more answers to questions. well, goodnight and sleep tight and dont let the beetles shit! goodbye!# turns out the least used word i have used in this entire useless dirt filled rag of an lte is eyesore... somehow. how is EYESORE the least used word, i swear to god in all my life i said it more than once in this lte.... why is it only used once. and somehow... wouldn't. that word, with actual punctuation YES... was only used... OONCE. ONE- ONE TIME??? no, absolutely no way. oh... oh no.... i only.... guh- i ONLY... said bart... uhhh... O- ONCE. how are you stuttering in text. WHAT. bart simpson isnt proud of you at all. NO. NO PLEASE DONT. you have to eat my shorts. No. what. I wont eat ur shorts. no !! quiet down whyislands. you should be punished for such a horrible act. ...aah. (am i deadass right now?) whuh? who are you? (did bart give you your pills? oh no...) what pills? (bart put your schizophrenia pills in his shorts.) what? what does that mean? (it also makes you forget) wait, where did you Go ? (what) oh gosh, oh jesus.... WHOS BART, WHERE ARE YOU, WHO COULD YOU BE, PLEASE TELL ME. look behind you. hello, im shebble the pyramid. i (haha get it, schizophrenia pills, it gives schizophrenia not takes away schizophrenia. hahahahahah okay mkay brokay!! so, well, hes gonna go for a while, dont worry about him. BYE!!!) what am i doing, what am i doing, WHAT AM I DOING??? I WENT ON THE HTML PAGE FOR A REASON. to be honest i forgot what html stands for, ima say that instead of just html, ima see what it is. Ohhhh!!! its named hyper text markup language !!!! makes so much sense brooooom sweeping broom sweep go sweep may weep weep wipe gonna snipe jimmy mike, oh he died! died? dyed? dyed my tie dye? im gonna eat some cherry pie my oh my it may be chili! BYE!! hi? guy? try? write. fight the might of sight, RIGHT!!! dude turn on the light, i cant see with my eyes, come on stop with the lies! the lights on, no more cries! cries? cry? pigsty? pig? man, thats a trick! hes trying to be a pick me with that sick lick. Ohh rick. you wicked bricked sickened man, or ban? ban from what? banned from fan. oh now im going to hand you a cran? whats cran? cranberry, i know a guy named larry, man youre HAIRY!! nah im as smooth as a cherry. what are you wearing? marry! marry who? marry you! oh you. youre a fool. what? boo. yeah i hate you. i thought i was gonna goo! wait what? DUDE!!! okay bye im done i had some fun. wait what do you mean done? seriously i should never be done with ANYTHING here, like, really, can it really be the LONGEST TEXT EVER without the EVER part? It has to last. It has to keep on to become the LONGEST TEXT. like what am i even doing at this point, i already said this A MILLION TIMES, its getting boring nowadays, im trying to give you guys amazing things to read but i just cant push it. also, im going to watch the power of two 20 with my family, so im looking forward to watching it. it looks like an amazing and cool and fun and crazy and a radical episode judging from the thubnailm. cant wait to watch it. cant. like i literally cant wait to watch it i want to watch it right now but im at school so i absolutely CAN NOT. and since the phone ban is in place by the orange guy himself (donald j trumpoline) there is never a chance i could do it in school, waeh.... have you guys watched the episode already? was it good? yeah you cant tell me because im not watching it this minute.... hmmm, when was the first time you started watching bfdi? was it 7 years ago? 4 years ago? 10 years ago? this year? maybe never? you should watch it its an AMAZIINNGGG SHOW!! its got music. ywouh getg thah luuk wheaun aiiih /refernanancern you like dirty adult humor mane? you like cartoons MANE? you like cartoons WITh dirty adult humor MANEEEH. /another reefernancer. its from the same video, you know, kgteevcartoons !!! hey you! dont scroll past. i have to stop referencing the damn video. blah. FUUUUCCCCKKKKK. IS IT TRUE? AM I GOING TO GET PASSED? HAVE I ALREADY BEEN PASSED? HE ALREADY HAS LIKE... uhhhhh wait... I THINK HES ALREADY 10 THOUSAND CHARACTERS AWAY FROM ME! (probably less but i have to convince myself that he is infact 10 thousand or so characters away from me so i can be motivated enough to keep updating this fuckass WEBSITE. GAAHHHDDD!!!) okay, for breakfast i had a pizza and a pizza sandwich. what is a pizza sandwich? ill tell you, its tomato sauce and melted cheese. was it marenara? how do you spell marinara sauce, oh there we go thank you word suggestion bar you really saved me. WAIT, I JUST HAD A EUREKA MOMENT!!! hold on real quick... okay yeah it still would count because basically... uhhh... yeahh... whats the idea i have? ill say random words and let the suggestion bar help me and make a story. bob tweakin from his amazing wife after a well deserved time and the kids saw that we were so excited to go to the park, we asked the kids if they were there and they said "of course!" so we have the time to go over there and get some sleep. yes we are going to sleep!!! how come you aren't going to be able to help? anyways, the kids were walking around the corner of the park and i have no clue what the hell happened to them, then i remember the alamo and i didnt even send them a message. okay that was a horrible story, what in the actual fuck was that about. like actually. •i indulge of the lies in my own insanity. i believe in so to be true. hello, im that uh, unemployed brakcet or whatever. i live with a fuckass worker of sprouts lte. i despise that person. hate hate hate. gotta live with it though.... i also recently found out that my brackets are... a "•" now... what. the fuck. have... have i been replaced??? hold on... FUCK.• hello everyon- •hey. uh. sprouts bracket? can you like, tell sprout to tell him what i say to him?... NO? fuck kinda roommate are you? i cant interact with anyone because im not completely involved with the person. i really need your help here.... hello? FFUUCKK... OKAY FINE.• what the hell is happening, i keep doing nothing, anyways, is it time to update the weekly magazine??? no i don't think so, it may have not been a week... man these updates are getting short, but im sleepy so, ill like, do a typing session after school. goodbye you guys and gays and gals and pals and all i havent mentioned. IM GETTING CLOSER TO 400 THOUSAND CHARACTERS. I AM ONLY ABOUT... uhhh.... THIORTY THOUSAND AWAY FROM GETTING TO 400 THOUSAND AAAAAAAAHHH!!!! this is going to be amazing, grab your popsickles and ham sandwiches, because soon i will get the 4 x 10⁵ characters really soon. (if youre like 8 years old, that is just 400 thousands scientific notation. WOW im so smart! WOW im so smart! wow! WOW!!! BOWOW!!!) i need, it right, the fuck, NOOWWWW. so, my classmates suggested me to talk about the history of halloween, so i may aswell do that. Halloween was built off the old celtic tradition/festival of samhain. They believed the spirits of the dead are brought back and thought they could cause harm. So, to ward the spirits off, they made costumes of animal parts and wore them. With the rise of christianity, they decided to celebrate old holidays in days, making days called all hallows day or whatever. it was done in november first and so, they decided to make all hallows eve, which is october 31st, then evolving into halloween. They used to only carve vegetables, but then turned from that to pumkins during the change going into america. Then, in the 1920s to the 30s, trick or treating started to arise, giving its fame after world war 2, when it was commercialized and sought after. then, now its here today, or whatever. yay. im done. god. there were some parts i missed or forgot about or prolly just made wrong, but i already did it, fuck you, goodbye, and thank you. boiii tss tss, jaiden just replied to me saying "i am about 10 thousand characters away from you".... so it is true. hes BOUND to pass me today if i dont get my ass pumping out words as if the hoover dam collapsed. genuinely, this is creeping me the fuck out. PLEASE let me keep my spot, im so cooked, im so cooked, im cooked. god damn it. I ONLY HAVE THREE MORE MINUTES LEFT GOD DAMN IT. OKAY WHAT DO I SPEAK ALL ABOUT RIGHT NOW. WORDS OBVIOUSLY WONT HURT HIM SINCE HELL ONLY UPDATE HIS LTE WHEN I DO SO. well, not exactly, but shit still he somehow reads what i make so quickly, im really scared man, im COOKED mane. im FRIED mane. so yeah, today...thats his guess on when i get passed... ill try my best not to do so. hi guys im back from school. my couch is broken but if you didnt know i was sleeping on that couch for so long, probably i believe 4 months? it went so long that it finally decided to pop the supporting leg out from the middle of the couch, so now it has a dip in the middle of it. i found the supporting leg again, but its going to keep popping off out of the couch. hello, i dont want sprout to kill me, so i guess im gotta update im this lte lte. OH MY GOD. IT FINALLY HAPPENED. HE PASSED ME. GOD THIS IS SO FUCKED. AAAAA. OKAY OKAY SOME WORDS SOME WORDS. I GOTTA DO MY BEST TO KEEEP MY SPOOIOTTTT HELPPO!!!! I CANT DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN THIS NOW. OKAY, I TRIED PLAYING FUNKY FRIDAY WITH SPROUT, AND IT ABSOLUTELY SUCKED ASS. IT SAYS ITS GIVING ME "EASY SONGS" WHEN I ABSOLUTELY FAILED AT THEM. ALL FUCKED. AND SERIOUSLY YOU GAVE ME A 6 MINUTE SPAM SONG??? REALLYYY??? YOU FUCKING LUNATIC JESUS CHRIST AAAA.... okay whats the use of doing this, hes just going to repass me again in the matter of nothing, my god. theres nothing i can do at all for him to not pass me. so.... uhhh.... im just going to keep trying. the impossible shall be possible now. Ive been in a call with sprout for 1 hour and 40 minutes now. we had a conversation of horrible hypotheticals. if you were to have to eat 100 watermelons of the expense of your dih, what would you do? eat the watermelons before it runs out? or let your dih get chopped the fuck off... mmm decisions decisions... you only have 30 minutes to eat the watermelons, and if kicking people in the balls is almost as bad as giving birth, how bad is getting your dick chopped off??? really, this is a hard decision to make. you can also accidentally grow watermelons inside you with accidental seeds, making you burst with watermelon. i know the seed thing was debunked just a hypothetical. sprout chose the watermelons, i chose the dih. if you were to die, would you jork it one last time??? hmmmmm... DECISIONS.... DECISIONS.... so, it only matters if you were to have done it before in your life, or if you havent. if i did it before in my life, and i knew how good jorking it is (judging by how people say it is) then i would jork it, and if i didnt... i still wouldnt jork it. yes, try stuff new, but if im going to die, its a good sacrifice to keep my life without any form of lustfulness. if i were to already have lust in my lungs and heart, would it really hurt to jork it again? i decided to jork it again when i die because the hypothetical had an addition where i did jork it before in the scenario life. it was a cool conversation to have with sprout! it was so cool and radicalless! hahahahaha! HAHAHAHAHA!. SCAVABATTONITRONICA! bolt stimmington. i used to cover the videos i find in my lte with bart simpson. i posted images of bart simpson on many videos and many videos, because my account was bart simpson. i made my accounts persona bart fucking jay simpson. wowbazanawowsky! what am i even doing anymore, what the fuck is wowbazanawowsky? im. im so sleepy now. god damn you jaiden you ruined my sleep schedule (as if it wasn't already ruined before), jaiden, why have you done this to me. i checked the character count and it only went upwards by 2 THOUSAND. GOD. I GOTTA DO MORE. I HAVE TO BE MORE FOCUSED. ITS 10:17 PM ON OCTOBER 20TH ON THE YEAR 2025, ITS QUITE A WONDERFUL DAY. IT WOULD BE NICE TO WALK IN THE PARK BUT I COULDNT. BECAUSE JOSE. AA ITS A REALLY NICE DAY TOMORROW, 78° F AT ITS LOWEST. BUT THE SKY IS RED. ALL BECAUSE OF JOSE. AA. ITS PROBABLY JUST NOTHING. ITS GOING TO BE A REALLY NICE WEEK. THE ANIMALS ARE ALL LIVELY AND WONDERFUL HERE. THE GROUND IS CRACKINGM AND ITS ALL BECAUSE OF JOSE. AAAAAAAAAAAAAA. ITS GOING TO BE A REALLY NICE MONTH. THE SUN IS SMILING, THE MOON IS RISING... THE ATMOSPHERE IS GONE. WHERE HAS IT GONE. THE ATMOSPHERE IS GONE.... WHERE. IS. THE ATMOSPHERE... its all deadly now. father, i did what you wanted me to do... notice my heinous acts. i helped you. i treated your actions with all due respect. i gave the way of life to dangers hands. i did it papa. i did it for you. JOSE. it has been a wonderful trip around the world, brightening chaos. JOSE. but theres still more things to do. JOSE... more life to reach my hands on.... have you ever had a wonderful feast? INN A BLANKEEETTT??? HAVE BLANKET FEAST!! IN A BLANKET YOU CAN HAVE A WONDERFUL FEAST FOR 4! (YUMMY!!) ONLY TAKES 5 MINUTES TO MICROWAVE AND READY! (FASCINATING!!!!!) HAVE A WONDERFUL FULL COURSE MEAL WITH OUR AMAZING BLANKET FEAST!!! COLORS AND ACIDS SOLD SEPERATLEY BATERIES NOT INCLUDED SAMUEL WAS NOT INVOLVED WITH THE MAKING OR INVENTION OF THE BLANKET FEAST OR ANY OTHER INVENTION PLEASE PROCEED WITH THAT KNOWLEDGE, THANK YOU. THE SIDE EFFECTS OF THE BLANKET FEAST IS NAUSEA, SALMONELLA, EARLY DEVELOPING DIABETES, HIVES, CANCER, HIV, BLACK PLAGUE, AND SICKNESS. PLEASE ASK YOUR DOCTOR IF YOURE OKAY TO HAVE BLANKET FEASTS, BLANKET NOT INCLUDED MICROWAVE NOT INCLUDED. WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING, I JUST WENT ON YOUTUBE TO FIND A VIDEO TO WATCH AND GUESS WHAT I DID? SCROLL ON YOUTUBE SHORTS THATS WHAT I DID. FAAACCKKKK!!!! hello, what could i be possibly doing? nothing, but im doing something. i hate how i used to type back then, i was so fucking stupid... this lte is really a time capsule of myself. i read the end of jaidens new section of his lte, and i saw "11 quadrillion femboys"... jaiden what context warrants that? theres. no way you say that 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭im crine😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭son😭😭😭😭blud diddy blud. fucking diddy blud. jaiden diddly bluddy confirmed. diddy blud boiiii. i just CAAAAANNNT WAIT for jaiden2013 to pass me again today. WOWW. I CANT WAIT. man i cant wait. okay Now WHAT do i talk about... okay, idea, ima tell you employed brotatoes (i bet you guys arent employed) about that doordash girl. "well, what happened?" so, theres this doordash worker, right? she was specifically told to just put the food on the front porch for him to pick the food up. but the girl saw that the door was SLIGHTLY CRACKED OPEN. so what did she do instead? open the door entirely. like a fucking moron. and saw this guy basically fucking naked on the couch in his OWN HOME. but its okay, atleast they didnt recor They RECORDED it. Okay so well i hope they dont post it online? THEY POSTED IT ONLINE. OH MY FUCKING GOD. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THE DAMNED GIRL SAID??? YEAH ILL TELL YOU EXACTLY WHAT THEY SAID. SHE SAID: "I GOT SA'D" 👹👹👹 what👹👹👹 okay bro. to be honest i think the GUY was sa'd, no not even sa'd, SEXUALLY HARASSED. seriously you had ONE JOB to just put it on the porch. AND YOU INVADED PRIVACY FOR NO FUCKING REASON? HEY. ITS A BASIC HUMAN RIGHT DUMMMBBBASSSS. DO SOMETHING BETTER IN YOUR LIFE. the GOOD thing about this shit is that almost EVERYONE sees through her bullshit. nobody is buying her ass. and THANKFULLY, DOORDASH FIRED HER!!! YAYAAYAYAY!!! i have no idea why shes playing the victim here, are we turning the tables here??? fuckass woman. i really hope you're on my side here and if you're not, what are you doing? seriously, do you really think a self done act makes you sexually assaulted? bitch YOU showed it to yourself, even if you didnt you REALLY made it his fault that You Opened The door??? ALSO BY THE WAY DID YOU KNOW HE WAS FUCKING PASSED OUT ON THE COUCH. LIKE BRO, DO BETTER, HES FUCKING OUT OF CONSCIOUS WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SEXUAL ASSAULT ALLEGATIONS COMING FROM HERE? "bluetooth sexual assault" --so many comments on the topic. fuckin airdropping that shit in her logic jesus. im gonna bet you that guy was probably just INTOXICATED. like man let him have his profen moment in peace dont break his basic rights of privacy DUMBAAASSS. alrigh?t???? okay!!! happy day! only 19 thousand characters away from passing 400 thousand characters! isnt that exciting dudes??? yes it is for me!!! i cannot wait! (cannot wait(cannot)nonono i just cant(yah i cant) yep! yep i cant wait!!!) you cant pass me im the gongerbreaf man! jaiden said he passed me in words which is i i sad i i cant i dont i dont know what i to say i i i just im im scared i. i procrastinate way too much so this is why im going to do A Bonus Round! Yes you har me hear ! right!!! thos just is me disassociating with real life to only and completely focus on this lte. completely yes!!!! alright... time to disassociate... three... two... once... hello people im here and im stuck. i wont focus on most of anything so it will be super cupert. i have to be this focused if i want to reach back to my place that i believe is reaxhable teac dn !. he/jaiden also added "you didnt even pass me anyways" if i recall correctly. its 2:29 pm today at october 21st. its a tuesday, so i should be a school right now right??? EEEH. WRONG!! FUCKING STUPID. im not at school because of whatever reason. the sqwimble is high. or was it squimble? I'm stupid, please correct me!!!!! i only give a shit about character counts, not words. it doesnt matter in the list anyways so may aswell obide by that ground rule. so yeah, i cant look up from my phone for a while, cant get distracted for a while, cant do anything. all i focus on is this. this this and this. i will do this every day im not at school. you know i have a funny gag, i should do the double word shit. so so since since i i have have nothing nothing to to talk talk about, about, maybe maybe i i will will make make a a story story. *family guy house opening with the song* ... *doorbell* now who could that be? *opens the door* oh its forest! hello yes i am forest gump, who wants to run for many months with me?. me! i want to forest! oh me too! *peter laugh* yeah. im in!!! okay. -and they all ran happily ever after, the end!!!- okay okay wasnt wasnt that that an an amazing amazing story? story? i i know know that that it it wasnt wasnt good good to to you. you. not not everyone everyone gets gets me... me... heh... heh... okay dude what am i even doing anymore. should i try ||this again??|| ||it|| ||may|| ||seem|| ||like|| ||a|| ||good|| ||idea|| but but augh augh it it TAKES TAKES too too longg... longg... ||WHATEVER|| ||ITS|| ||A|| ||GOOD|| ||MEASURE|| ||TO|| ||TAKE|| but but it it gets gets boring boring though! though! it it makes makes it it seem seem like like youre youre not not trying trying ||what|| ||the|| ||fuck|| ||are|| ||YOU|| ||talking|| ||about|| ||YOURE|| ||THE|| ||LIVING|| ||EMBODIMENT|| ||OF|| ||COPY|| ||AND|| ||PASTE.|| ||ATLEAST|| ||I|| ||REQUIRE|| ||EFFORT|| oh oh right, right, im im just just a a repitition repitition. ||EEXACTLYYY|| awh man. awh man. ...so ...so are are you you gonna gonna choose? choose? which which one one is is the the best best text text extender??? extender??? uhhhhh... ||COME|| ||ON|| ||CHOOSE|| UHHHH.. just just do do it it already already. I CHOOSE DOUBLE TEXT. ||WHATT|| YES YES ||HOW|| ||AND|| ||WHY?|| well for starters depending on what you're talking about it could be a really good extender adding way more characters. yeah yeah thats thats true true. dont do that shit please. sorry sorry 😞 😞 its okay. anyways, its also a great thing for a gag, you remember the "i i am am not not going going" thing ||why|| ||do|| ||you|| ||even|| ||laugh|| ||at|| ||that|| SHUT UP. MY HUMOR IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. ||IT|| ||KINDA|| ||IS|| ||IF|| ||IM|| ||GOING|| ||TO|| ||BE|| ||LEFT|| ||BEHIND|| ||JUST|| ||FOR|| ||A|| ||GAG.|| WELL HUMOR IS SUGGESTIVE SO STOP TALKING. ||GODD|| so, for the sake of laughter, id say double text is the most human and laughable and also really good as a text extender. THANK THANK YOU YOU DUDE DUDE. youre youre welcome welcome. ||i|| ||will|| ||think|| ||about|| ||this|| ||for|| ||the|| ||rest|| ||of|| ||my|| ||existence,|| shhhh shhhh... anyways anyways i i will will check check my my character character count count now now so just be. be. right. right. back. back. okay?? okay?? okay... okay... well well i i only only have have 385 thousand 385 thousand characters characters which which IS IS SAD SAD but but i i do do have have to to keep keep on on going going to to secure secure my my spot spot in in second second place place for for good good. i am not going to do the double word shit anymore, seems bland and it gets really old. and i have school tomorrow still so i guess im going to sleep soon. notice how i said soon? im not going to sleep yet. Key words guys!!! key words!!!!! i cannot wait to only add 72 more words only in the lte word count. woah! woah! okay??? okay!! okaayhh!!!! sprout just said it was coughing blood, seriously later before this it had nausea and dizzyness, what the fuck is happening to them? blauhd. HABR F. i hope its doing well soon, PLEASE get better dawgin dudes 🙏🙏🙏 #Hello wonderful patriots! i have a lot more questions to answer so i may answer them TO DAY! dont know where all of these are coming from though... Question one... lets see here... what is the process of the firing, quitting, and hiring of other brackets? well, its kinda complex. First, i will talk about the quitting process. When a text hasnt been updated for many months or years, the brackets will be eligible to quit. minimum time to quit is 12 months/a year. Secondly, the firing process happens when a bracket is clearly out of state and power placement and doesnt do their things accordingly, they become completely unemployed when a replacement is found. Last but not least, the hiring process. The CEOs or Supervisors control how to get other brackets, usually, the normal hiring type is to hire retired people, but the 2nd most popular is to choose the ones unemployed with a text degree. whats a text degree? you should ask me that when i do this again. Second question. lets see... Do some brackets have a ghetto hometown? yeah there are some ghetto hometowns in most bracketvillas. the villas without the ghetto parts are just really strict in rules. Third question is... hmm... can you please stop? wait... where did this mail come from... Ex WLTEOT bracket 1. how did he do it... okay guys im... im going to end it here. please don't worry about me, i will be okay. well, goodbye.# TESTING TESTING I AM TESTING A THING. turns out its not a testable thing yet, saddening, well ill try it next time, this is basically a confirmation that i DO exist still... im not dead... never think that please i will always come back stinky. i can basically taste the 400 thousand in my toungue. its tasty. nyumnyumnyumnyumnyum ! im close to only being 10 thousand characters away from 400 thousand, this was made to be a LONG TEXT. not an entire life story that i can regurgitate out of me no matter what. this was made to be big! i wanna be big!!! you wanna be big??? okay. i wont stop you. whatever. im done trying to keep my spot. im fine in 3rd place. its all good. i mean i can try to get 2nd place again. but theres no use at all. whatever, im fine with my spot here. im all good! im all GOOD! im ALL good Al! al? weird al? HELL YEAH BRO AAAAA. a a a a a al. my class is doing dodgeball while i decided not to go. so im doing this! yay? okay yay. thats quite a cool decision i made didnt i? so i have 35 minutes to type this amazing text. so... what do i talk about today??? i think i finally can update the weekly update i mean magazine... yeahhh!!!! so, in 10 seconds i will update the weekly magazine... ready??? okay... now its time... week 11: corson charles bunion j junior has finally done it, hes made a new form of matter that solves everything all at once. gutraikotronical vertis port. it signilizes all the brains force, gravities choosing of luck, and many others. formankum saw this and decided that he has to stop people from getting into the matter. he took the matter in his own hands and broke it, now everything you know is wrong, up is down, black is white, and short is long. people are now trancending time and spacà in all different new meanings, one found out that the universe is a cubic form of pizza and not a circle with weird blue and green spots around it all. Its a really weird week, i must say. it also proves the string theory in many points, because if its pizza, why not another italian dish, spaghetti? people looked into it and saw that, yes, italian dishes do control all of the life in the world. the cosmos. the space. everywhere at every place. alright, i finished it, im a really amazing writer of course. do your floop go boop do you really dont know shoot jimmy two shoes goops willy moose can go juice what the goose go poosh while jimmy has a coosh when a juice goes floop. woah, what the hell is this? is the magicsal cuboid!! !! whyyyy?? its magical because it can do ANYTHING!!!! anything? mhm yah anything. so... can i have 100000 dollars??? holy shit i got 100000 dollars. Can i have an entire warehouse for myself?... hey you there? want a warehouse? YES! heres the keys! BYE!!! okay... I HAVE A WAREHOUSE. i see. this cuboid has to be stayed a secret. yeah i hope nobody at all finds out about this..... wait... FFUUUCCCKKKKK!!! oh hell yeah, im getting closer to 2000 views. awh yeah, its all happening. okay, i just need... 340 more views. thats cool, i really cant wait for it. but jaidens still past me in characters,m so it may slow down when pink pickle or howds updates the lte list. caaaaannt waaaiiittt... OH MY GOD YES. IM STILL ABOVE THE FUCKASS WALRUS GUY. YESSS!!! sorry jaiden i didnt mean to call you that im so sorry please forgive me PLEEAAASSSEEE!!!!! jaiden made a correction. i am in 2nd place but the lte was 3 thousand characters less than what he has finished so far. Im quite scared that hes gonna pass me again. since hes only like 2 thousand characters away from me of course. i gave my almost 2 month old cat a labotomy or something close to so because when the cat bit my thumb i decided to push his jaw a bit downwards. then he started to become calmer. i dont know what happened but i hope the cats okay. but it seems he got something closely related to such as a lobotomy. today is october 24th 2025 and its now close to the weekend. im off of school so its starting now. my parents are leaving home so ill be here for a while. home alone. yay!!!! Well, im just saying that, my parents are going to a god forsaken trunk or treat. if you dont know, its self explainatory... kinda. its just trick or treating but giving out candy from trunks. this definitely cant go bad. it ruins the fun of actually trick or treating like it used to, because since you get candy there, october 31st wont be needed. yes trunk or treating isnt done on october 31st WHEN ITS SUPPOSED TO BE DONE. ITS SO FUCKING STUPID. maybe i will buy the neocities plan, but i dont know. thats a MAYBE. did i tell you about the time when i watched the bfdi live stream??? the stream ended yes, but it turns out its LOST MEDIA now... err. what the fuck. i couldve preserved a piece of lost media, but alas... i absolutely did NOT. quite horrible really. i cant wait for it to resurface though, i want to watch it again!!!!! alright jaiden get ready for an amazing! an amazing great! grat update that will bring me over the top and just so happen to pass over the sweet sweet delicious 400 thousand character mark. just cant wait to be the 2nd one to ever reach it. jaiden. jaiden you fail. scorebooaaarrd!! SCOREBOOOAAAARRDDD!! ohhh what happened to your lte??? oh i know that one! i killed it! oh it was short like a little bitch!! Ohnkata/whyislands undefeated!!! (please keep in mind that this is indeed a reference to a scene from family guy where some japanese man looms over some people at a memorial of what seems to be reading names of dead loved ones. Decisively, he goes and tries to drill himselves into the peoples minds, showing that the bombings of japan in ww2 or ww1 or whatever didnt stop others from getting the same treatment.) so, what will i talk about??? well i dont know!!! But you know... id like to bring the 400 thousand character mark at a good statement.... uhhh... have i even reached the 400 thousand mark yet? am i even that close at all? HMMMM???? sometimes people dont realize the entire point of living. not only to survive, but to breach the limitations. seriously are we really going to let shit slide? okay i wont stop you... man what the fuck could i possibly talk about now... things??? i already talked about things. also jaiden, if you want to pass me, you have to do more than just 300 words a day. prolly like... do 900? shit maybe even 1200. but why would i encourage you at all. i am matching profile pictures with sprout, so like uh... dont blame me if i have the 6 7 in my profile picture.... oh god no. no. not 6 7. 6... 7... FUCK I GOTTA KEEP it iN me N JBF D NO. I CANT. this is an lte i have to stay on track. 67 stop its not even funny anymore 6 7 okay dude. 6 7 alright. 6 7 aaaallllreighghttt.. 6 7 you know im getting tired of your bullshit. 6 7 boiiii you are SOOOIOO TUFFFFF. 🙂 67 aight hold on ill be right back. 6 7 6 7 6 7 6 7 6 7 6- okay... uhhh.... it may be gone now. how many characters do i have now? is that important??? kinda... yesh its the most important part of an lte what the fuck am i even talking about. ill check it be right back willies. ah shit i only need 6 THOUSAND MORE CHARACTERS to get to 400 thousand. mane. mane that. mane that sucks. mane that sucks so. mane that sucks so bad. Hello this a filler, you really cant get thrilled here. one time my family decided to draw a picture based off of a painting on canvases. my brother, my mom, my sister, and i were involved in the project. we all did welll.... but my sister. my sister decided. to make a picture. OF ME. SHE TRIED TO MAKE A PICTURE OF ME. as much as how nice that is... we were supposed to draw the picture sister. what the hell are we doing here. i mean, yes, shes a child, but she has to stay on track in life. she has to be focused exactly on what she needs to do. and she didnt do. any of that. she didnt follow the basic set rule. of having. to actually do. what the purpose. of this project. IS. so sister. Please. Dont do that again. Set your imagination up later, there is so much time for it. Its a good picture, just know that we cant just freestyle it in this case scenario. okayyyty??? why the fuck am i talking as if im talking to my sister directly. am i fucking stupid? why do i do this so much, it makes absolutely no sense. am i so impatient that i only type so little then expect it to be a great extension? because i only typed a thousand characters and i thought i got 400 thousand characters total from that!!! wooaaaahhhh!!! magical man!!! im going to hope making all of this was perfectly worth the wait. because nothing work better than hotdog. hotdog oj on friday night! okay where was i?... i hope this lte was worth the year of my life. because i didnt make this for nothing. i made this for all. i made this for awe. and i made this. for the great sight. of what i can do. i want to amaze myself. so i will do this. and then a few months later i will probably talk about i want alot of fame from this like whiletrues lte, and be a pot of greed. lets see if this arrives as a true statement. okay, 4 thousand more characters until i have pass 400 thousand characters!!!! this will be a fun adventure. maybe i should finish this tomorrow??? FUCK NAWH. WHAT AM I? i will not give up until i have achieved the amazing achievement of 400 thousand character in a long ass text. In an lte. MY lte. this will be amazing. this will be an amazing sight. IF. JAIDEN. FUCKING. GETS. 400 THOUSAND CHARACTERS. BEFORE ME. I SWEAR. TO ABSOLUTE. GOD. THE HELL ON EARTH. HAS SPAWNED. AND HIS NAME. IS JAIDEN. sure hed be doing if fair and square. but what the actual fuck have i been doing this for if i want 2nd for something. i need to be the 2nd man to achieve 400 thousand characters. and hell maybe even break the 500 thousand character boundary. FUCK maybe even get 600 thousand. AAAAAAAND maybe even get past knockton? BUUUUTTT it wouldnt be long enough, would it? MAAAAAYYY ASWEELLL surpass 700 thousand characters. and MAYBE DEMOLISH the 800 thousand character achievement. could i even slip through 900 thousand characters? MAYBE!!! AND LAST. BUT CERTAINLY AND DEFINITELY NOT LEAST??? OOOH YOU AINT READY FOR THIS ONE. THE BIG 7 DIGIT NUMBER. UNO MILLION CHARACTERS. well, yeah, certainly that has to be a dastardly humungous amount of characters for something you cant even do for your entire life. AND SURE it can get boring at some points, but you know... i have to keep my place somehow. you never know what anything can become dangerous again. and wow, that yapping spree has only got me to 397 thousand characters!!!! if i want to reach the big 7 digit number, then maybe i have to step the speed up to overpowered. wait shit. A CAT IS LAYING DOWN ON MY ARM AND IS SLEEPING ON IT LIKE A PILLOW. OH FUCK. JESUS. IM THIRSTY TOO..I CANT GET UP. AAAAAAA!!!!!!! i may not be able to do the overpowered speed, and maybe not be able to drink until it gets the fuck off of my arm... ill just be typing for hours on end until i finally reached the 400 thousand character achievement. so yeah, its off my arm now. YET I STILL CANT GET UP FOR WATER. GOD FUCKING HSJENENGOD GOHD DAMNNB ITTTTTT!!!! I HAVE TO FUCKING DEHYDRATE MYSELF FOR THE LTE??? AM I GOING THIS FAR???? WELL, I GUESS SOOOOO!!!! 2 THOUSAND MORE CHARACTERS UNTIL I REACH FOR 400 THOUSAND CHARACTERS!!!! its on my leg now. and it was staring at its own shadow reaching for it. NOOO it still is!!! man i live this cat. its so cute cut cu c !!!!! OH MAN I CAN GET 400 THOUSAND CHARACTERS ANY MOMENT NOW!!! OHHH YEAH ITS ALL COMING TOGETHER NOW!!!! THANK YOU ALL FOR BEING HERE DURING MY AMAZING JOURNEY. OF..OF THE AMAZING. COOL. ISLAND QUESTIONING. MANS. CRAZY AND WACKY. LANDIA. OF COURSE. MADE FOR THE PURPOSE. OF A LONG READING!!!! COULD YOU BELIEVE IT MAN???? THATS MEE!!!!! AND I ONLY HAVE 800 CHARACTERS LEFT UNTIL I REACH THE AMAZING GOAL OF 400 THOUSAND CHARACTERS!!! AAAAHH IM SO HAPPY. PLEASE. PLEASE CONGRATULATE ME. AND I CONGRATULATE YOU FOR SOMEHOW FINDING THIS!!! PLEASEE!!!! YOU GUYS ARE AN AMAZING BUNCH AND I AM SO HAPPY YOU GUYS WERE HERE FOR ME!!!! AND NOW. IN 600 CHARACTERS MY LTE WILL RECIEVE THE GREAT TITLE OF HAVING 400 THOUSAND CHARACTERS!!!! and also the title of being the 2nd to even do such an amazing thing. IIIII LOVEEEEE YOU GUYYYYSYSS!!!! YAAAHHAHAAA PLEASE PRLASE JUST LET ME HAVE 40P THOUSAND CHARACTERS ALREADY I. NEEEEEEDDD ITTTT!!!! guh.... 300 characters left... thats only ONE STEP BEHIND BEFORE REACHING THE AMAZING 400 THOUSAND CHARACTERS!!! OH HELL YESSS!!! I HAVE FINALLY RECIEVED MY LONG LAST GOAL!!!! not yet But still I WILL RECIEVE THE AMAIZING GOAL OF 400 THOUSAND CHARACTERS IN ABOUT 200 MORE CHARACTERS!!!!! PLEASE. THIS HAS TO BE IT!!!! THERE CANNOT BE ANY OTHER WAY THAT THIS ISNT IT!!!! COME ON COME ON PLEASEE!!! i am now going to check... after all of that begging... i will now seee.... if i have.... 400 thousand characters in total on this lte... in THREEEE.... TWWOOOOO.... ONNEEE... AAAAAAAAAANDDD zero... YEAAAAAAAH I DID IT!!!! I FUCKING DID IT!!! OH MY GODDDD!!! YESSSS!!!!! OH OHOHHOHIGI YESSSS!!!! IM SO HAPPY. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS!!!! YESSSSSS!!!!! thank you people for reading. i cannot wait for..500 thousand characters next. okay. BYEEEE!!!! hello. im making this while playing aiabs. this is great. both me and sprout are updating our ltes in aiabs. go read sprouts lte while you're at it dawgs!!!! jims!!! sprout only added a FEW MORE CHARACTERS. EITHER he a. uh. hes like uh. doing something stupid. or just. said something wrong. alright so uh. see you 25 boxes later i guess!!!! the weekend is soon to be ending in some hours... so like. im sad about that. i also decided to change the time i take to update this lte again. it goes from 25 boxes for an update to 10 boxes for an lte update.do you know? do you realize. do you realize something LET ME TEll YOU!!! are you good? you... you good!!! film my neck. the fucking lte or chrome window or whatever is behind the t keyboard so i cant see what in the actual fuck im saying right now. h GOD oh NOOOOO. anyways, i doing too much, now i gonna stop updating shit. wait no not stop more like going for 10 boxes. yeah thats it!!! jaiden is 9 thousand characters behind me now!!! wowww!!! also, ricky, remember him? my brother??? well i made him/forced him to make an lte of his. its at 4th to last place you can see it easily down there. he has so much planned for it and i JUST CANT WAIT FOR HIS NEXT UPDATE. anyways, 2 days ago now since its like 12 am, i was checking through very old conversations of mine about ltes, and i saw a link of my old ltes website. WAAYY before the Google docs one (only a few days or so before) but well, i remember deleting the website quite a while ago, and i was fearing i just threw out a piece of my old self that i just didn't realize i needed to keep. so i checked the link... and what i saw.... what i saw was shocking... it actually worked. the website actually fucking worked. it had all of the things i remember and everything. the only thing i was thinking about was... how was it not gone? i remember breaking and removing the fuck out of the lte, but somehow its still... alive?? is it william afton or something? the fuck is this lte doing dude. i will send the link to you guys right here: https://websim.com/@Whyislands/the-longest-page-ever i still wonder how its up... i wish it wasn't but this is a mandatory thing to exist since its a core essential of my ltes life... the only thing unknown of my lte now is when it was made. MAN i wish i stated out the day of when i made the updates... and time. im really sad. im so mad. im so MAD. im so Mahd. im about to put a little saus in. spongebob. okay uhhhhh. i got moderator in the lte discord and made rules for it. it was a cool thing to have now, so yeagh follow the rules. no eating. no sleeping. no having fun. no breathing. no leaving. no getting done. you cant do shit bitch yah!!!! okay im getting cringy ima like. go. hello guys, i am backed up on 4 hours and a half of sleep right now, so i barely know what the hell i want to say at this point. in three more days the weekly magazine will be updated, that will be great, since i am in complete DESPERATE MODE. i need the most characters i can possibly do at the moment because i need to make a big gap between jaidens character count AND my character count. i need a GREAT distance... about 40 thousand characters above him or so will do the trick, is what i would say if typing wasnt so difficult. i have big fingers. big fingers also include big hands. i have really short term memory loss or theres something i dont know about me that makes me forget alot of things in a very short amount of time. big hands means i cant see the keyboard if i type with all the fingers. and so i use two fingers to type all of my amazing words. and this entire lte is made completely on said technique and expertice. theres a downside to this. I CANT CONVEY WHAT I WANT TO SAY FASTER THAN I ALREADY DO!!!! there is no fixing, just the same speed. i cannot go above 90 words per minute because if i did i would most likely get carpal tunnel... carple tunnel? whatever that thing. i dont want my hands to become about unusable for a while. so i have to be BELOW 100 words per minute which is impossible for me anyways.... or maybe not? hell i did say my maximum words per minute is 99 words per minute... but my average is 70. yeah i dont think i can do this. no. I CANT. I WILL NEVER REACH ABOVE 100. BECAUSE MY HANDS ARE JUST TOO DAMN AFRAID OF CARPEL TUNNEL!!! FAHAHHHKKKK!!!! thats quite a sad thing in my book, but the good thing is im comfortable. im happy. and im proud of myself for doing this for a whole year and still not getting carpel tunnel. man im a really good. im a really. uhh. cool man! heh yeah okay fuck this. yeah jaiden. yeah. you do need to update ur lte you do. and a big ass amount too. you sure youre up for something like that? boiiiiiii.... BOIIII!!!! guys im going to tell you something when i get home, it will be a BIIGGGG surprise!!! i hope it will be amazing and an amaizng surprise to you. Be happy. Soon. Hello. im back home. you know what the special thing ive planned for today??? YOU REAAALLLY WANT TO KNOW???? ill tell you what to know... i will do... 100 THOUSAND CHARACTERS IN ONE DAY!!!! that's right!!! i am going to make the biggest update of an lte this community has EVER SEEN!!!! grab on your balls or crotch. because its about to get. uh why did i say that. seriously why did i say that. its about to be a REALLY ROCKY ROAD FROM HERE!!! HAHAHAHAHegh... heh... and then disaster struck me right then and there, i could not snap, i could not get up, i could not rest, i could not do any breaks or retakes. because i only have. the whole day. to do all of this... why? why did i do this?????? why did i decide to do this??? I CANT EVEN FUCKING PUSH YOU GUYS TO BELIEVE THAT I WILL DO THIS BECAUSE ITS QUITE LITERALLY THE MOST IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGE TO EVER EMBARK ON. BUTTTTtttt.... i promised you all. i have to DO THIS. there is No Stopping. Forgive Me Jaiden. are you going to read all of this? probably, are you ever going to pass me? I HOPE NOT. because if i did all of this just for you to pass me so quickly i dont know what i would say at all. jaiden if youre seeing this PLEASE forgive me for what i will do at this moment. This will be amazing jaiden! This Will be Amazing! and for the rest of you viewers, im sorry too. jaiden is the only actual confirmed reader though. so like... YEAAAAHHHH??? anyways, what do i talk about? my though process behind this? yeah sure i guess!!! so, yesterday i was playing Minecraft with sprout, you know, the usually stuff playing Minecraft for me... mining COBBLESTONE. AND i had a thought... what about for each block of cobblestone i have in my inventory, thats a whole word for my lte!! thats a really good idea i thought in my headsies... but i got. 19 stacks of cobblestone. 1216 cobble, 1216 words, multiply by 3 tahts like uhh... well fuck that i decided to do 100 thousand characters instead!!! funny story huh??? hahhahaha... oh im a fucking dumbassery²... or a dumbassery³... maybe a dumbassery⁴??? i dont even know anymore im really dumbass. If i were to do this at 50 words per minute, that would mean i would take... 6.6666667?? 6 7 6 7 STOP DOING THAT AAAA 6 7 6 7 6 7 BE. QUIET. I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU. AAH. im not in the mirror Im Inside You!! let me guide you... FUCK YOU. DIE YOU S*N OF A BITCH!!! put the gun down... BYE BYE!!! OUGGH... OKAY IM STILL ALIVE!! so am i too... okay that was a reference dont take it to 6 7 SERIOUSLY?! STOP. STOP IT BITCH. You Cant Make Me!!! im You!!!!!! wh- what??? IM THE INNER YOU! youre just trying to hide it because you dont really like 6 7 being out there. people think its fucking cringy now!!! of course!!! they moved on... but you didn't. you know you like it. oh shit you're right! 6 7 6 7 HQHAHAHA MANGO MANGO 6 7 6 7 BOIIII!!! BOII 6 7 6 7 6 7 MUSTAAAAAAARD!!! okay okay, i have to stop, you already know i do that. also, its getting really tiring. sprout typed on his lte (yes hes still prefering it/its just that he also prefers he. because like... hes transmasc? yeah i thino thats correctomundo.) so it decided to type for TWO HOURS. really short time i know... but, when it woke up, his arm was HURTING. slightest movement? fuck you, get bent dick head. i suggested sprout doesnt do that for a while... but... what am i doing right now??? thats right, 6 hours of a reckless decision planned out and is being played out this second. what the fuck is wrong with me? why did i accept to do this. no i have the OPTION to do it. but what did i choose? chose the wrong option thats what i did. Stupid! Stupid! Yay. i decided to get a video to watch while doing this amazing lte update, and id hope its a good video to watch... sorry i zoned out while watching the video, the video is good i can say that. im going to save the update so far so i can not lose a big amount of data. okay guys... i may have completely underestimated that typing 100 thousand characters can be impossible. like... completely impossible. ive only gotten to 410 thousand characters in total so far, im trying to add an ENTIRE FUCKING 5TH TO my VERY VERY LONG TEXT HERE. SO OBVIOUSLY IM GOING TO TAKE AN EXTREMELY LONG TIME. GODDD AAAAAHHGGGHH!!! and i keep zoning out. if i keep zoning out, ill never be able to get to 500 thousand characters from this update... AAAAND I JUST DID IT AGAIN!!!! DO I DO THIS??? I MEAN I WANT TO. BUT DOES MY BRAIN WANT TO? OHHHHH FUCK NNNNNAAAAAHHH!!!! IT HAPPENED. ONCE. AGAIN. I WONDER HOW I WAS SOOOO OPTIMISTIC BACK THEN. BECAUSE I SURE AM NOT ANYMORE!!! T~T okay... im going to use emoticons again!!! ^_^ oh yeah by the way its so easy because my phone has it automatically B-) but its fucking broken somehow. =_= i guess i have to make it manually. X0 Anyways, i have a thought... WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE CLIMB MOUNT EVEREST??? PEOPLE WANT TO DIE? DO YOU WANT TO DIE DUDE???? BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING SHIT HEADS. like oh my GOD. wait let me see my character count real quick? just need an update. okay okay guys im back, no worries peoples of all!!! >:D anyways, to continue the thing i was talking about... WHY DO PEOPLE CLIMB MOUNT EVEREST??? Yes, the most popular mountain in the world because of how tall it is, probably mount fuji, i don't know. okay i completely forgot i was doing this for a while, hold on ill be right back in a second. Hi guys im back. aand this time i wont Mess Up!!!! uh. ight id continue. Yes, its really popular, but seriously there are many dangers. when you go up, you see shit everywhere, and fucking dead bodies. who would want to keep going after dead bodies????? what the fuck is the reason for that??? and when you reach around the top, you need oxygen tanks to even get to the summit, and you have to turn back at before 2:00 pm, and what happens if you dont? you die like all of the other motherfuckers who climbed it. for the thrill of it you say? Boiii you wanna die? there is so much risk of death there its almost unbearable that people even do anything about or even on there. fucking STUPIDITY. okay i got to do more typing. so, heres an example of stupidity from the mount everest climbers. There was this man i think his name was david sharp. This david sharp dude decided to go in and climb mount everest. Sadly, he froze up while climbing. He was still alive in the shell of what he used to be, stuck as a cold, stone like statue. People passed by. Not even checking if hes alive. PEOPLE PASSED HIM. FOR DAYS. NOT CHECKING IF HES OKAY. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH THEM???? he sadly passed away. the first person who climbed the mountain stated that what they did was wrong and inhumane and i totally agree. totally ass. so yeah, thats why climbing mount Everest is FUCKING STUPID. okay... What to say WHAT TO SAYYYY????? HMMM???? okay yeah so uh, something i never thought would happen so fast. Sprouten reed. Sprouts LTE of drugs? you know that? OF FUCKING COURSE YOU DO DONT YOU???? FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCKITY!!! anyways, sprouts lte, achieved, an amazing thing. HE REACHED 200 THOUSAND CHARACTERS. AND ADDITIONALLY??? PASSED FLAMBE OF CHICKENDRIPS!!! ING!!! YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY INSANE SPROUT CONGRATULATORIONS!!!! COOOLIO TOOOOLIO!!! alert. Do Not go to Planet Fihtniss!!!! i have to stop SAYINH THAT SHIT OH MY FUCKING FUCK GOD SHIT MAN HOLY FUCK!!!! FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK?? ASS ASS BARF!!! SHIT ASS ASS BARF!!! SHIT ASS ASS CUNT. SHIT ASS ASS PISS. that was a reference of course. shit in completely forgot to emoticon the do yes!!, okay. !:T oh man thats a funny face dude !:T i love it its so concerned, somber, sad, and confuzzled. its so cool dude i love yhe face. !:T !:T !:T LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT!!!!! XD guys... sorry to ruin the amazing fun im having but... using emoticons feels oddly weird. you know that feeling? hold on let me think for a moment for what i want to say be right back!!! like, people ruined emoticons for me because they act like "swilly awtizm!!!" and shit, then they use the emoticons. yikes, dont want to be thought of like that, im going to use it anyways because specific groups of people dont always pave the way of how it should be. anyways, i got- no wait, someone in my family has brought in an off brand creme soda, and im going to try it out, and share my reaction to you guys... okay... here it goes... so... how is it? the pleasure of the soda is complicated to describe. possible tip of my toungue getting trampled by a horse. thoughts? negative, possible dispising, possible liking, who knows? maybe both? chemically true to be both, cosmic whispers cant deny the passion this soda really feels for. but its form can be judged. people hate. people love. thats just it. no balance. Grand demise of dwelling into something that already has an ending. an explaination. hell even a fucking story could do well. But yet, it goes on and on and on. Dodging the explaination of what is. What ever happened to difficult decisions? i know. we just make it. we force ourselves to fuck ourself up. Physically ill, because what can happen on the inside can infect your heart. body. soul. blood. and pain. Causations of inflammation, in place due to self hatred, take a second to relax. Find yourself. You know its there. You know it can be. Appreciate it. But is there something to appreciate? appreciate to appreciate, find that purpose, aslong as it doesnt work you out. But a flex of emotions can damage your hope, the hope you have within. Hope. What is hope? Hope is. Hope will be. Hope is... can it? will it? plead for it. You vicious beast, you really fight for it dont you? Its great you are so stubborn. Stubbornness... is it the cause of all arguments? basically yes. but it wears off anyways. just like glue. glue gets dry. glue gets cracky. then glue falls apart. The ever flowing cause to never forgive yourself. Flexability is key. always think of what you can or cant do, its all fine. So... how good was the soda you may ask??? From the foam... to the softness. and all the way going to the flowing of the liquid coursing within my taste buds and toungue, mouth, gums, and love. What is it like to course through love? Something that cant be done anymore. Just answer the fucking goddamn question and stop stalling for additional characters. ITS FUCKING BORING DUDE!!! okay... uh... whats stalling again? STALLING IS WHEN YOU OVERLAST SOMETHING FOR THE POINT OF DELAYING THE INEVITABLE. ohhhh... right right!!! thats what stalling is... of course... so... are you going to tell us?? maybe... Oh look its a bird!!! JUST ANSWER US OR WERE GONNA PUT A FUCKING BABY IN YOU... wh... what the actual fuck. okay okay im sorry. shut the fuck up or im never going to ever share my opinion of the god damn soda. okay... okay... wont happen again... promise??? i promise dude... okay... just dont be a diddyblud. alright? Yes yes... i wont be a diddyblud anymore... good boyyyy. anyways, the opinion of the knock off creme soda from some sorta dollar store or something cheap... its kind of good ill say. its wayyyyy too creamy though, much rather some more fizzling and crackling in my mouth from the soda, but well, it is creme soda, i wont blame them, but it doesnt really have the good kick creme soda actually has. i will say that the creme soda is a 4/10, way below my expectations of 7.5/10. really? way below it? what if it was 4/10 of 1000000¹⁰ would you know how big of a downfall 4/10 is from 7.5/10 is?? uhh... yeah... i would... thats what i thought anderdingus. NOW KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT DUMBASS. ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!!! thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you! That Was Another One Of My References. I Know You Love My References. You Love My References. Yes You Do Foo. Dont Lie To Me Mane. Im Not Fucking Stupid Dumbass. So like i only added 12 thousand characters while making this "100 thousand character update"... FUUUCCCKKKK!!!! D:<<< IM GETTING FUCKING TIRED OF THIS BULLSHIT, WHY DID I AGREE THAT THIS WAS A PERFECTLY OKAY FUCKING IDEA. HORRIBLE THOUGHT PROCESS DUDE, YOU REALLY HAVE OUTDONE YOURSELF OHNKATA!!! YOU REALLY HAVE!!!! man... you know, i should stay with my statement of 37740. i got to 37740 by multiplying the ammount of characters i needed to add from the cobblestone stack counting thing by two. So... maybe i should do that instead!!! yeah... yeah i really do have to do that dont i. i have sleep in 2 hours now and i dont even know what to do anymore. I NEED A BREAK GOD DAMN IT I REALLY DO. SO YOU KNOW WHAT??? I REVOKE MY FUCKING STATEMENT OF ADDING 100 THOUSAND CHARACTERS OF CHARACTERS AFTER CHARACTERS CHARACTER SHIT. IM NOT DOING THAT NO LONGER. IM DOING 37740 CHARACTERS AND THATS THAT. NO FUCKING AROUND. IM DOING THIS GOAL AND THATS THAT. IM NOT A FUCKING IDIOT IM NOT GOING TO JUST DO THIS UNTILL MY BRAIN EXPLODES. I NEED TIME. I NEED GOOD SLEEP. I NEED. I NEED TO PREPARE BETTER FOR SCHOOL WORK AND SHIT. I STILL HAVE SCHOOL. and if i dont get my fix... how will i ever /REFERENCE. you love my references. you do. yes you do. I REALLY NEED TO HAVE ENOUGH SLEEP FOR NY CLASSES, BECAUSE WELL... we need it to like... live... survive... do shit in the morning. be energized and stuff wooh. Gotta keep my heart pumping and shit. Nutrients. Nutrition. Vitamints. Okay so like, what now??? i need something to talk about so i get to 37740 characters made in one single fuckass session... HMMMMM. HM. HMMM. has anyone found straightjacketchis lte? because like, i havent seen much of anything about that, its just its websites code being there on the page. theres nothing. its absolutely Gone. Its Gone Gone ago. Hello its 11:24 PM and i still dont know shit. Hello its now 11:25 PM and i still dont know what in the actual living hell i have to talk about. well... that stanks. really done does of course. i sometimes forget this is an lte, you know? made for the soul purpose of being long? Hello its 11:26 PM and I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I CAN TALK ABOUT AT ALL..HAHHA HAHAHA and like, im compared to many other ltes that are years beyond older than mines... im a real newgen. whats even the point of calling other newgens if they already know they are new to the thing? Hello its 11:27 PM and i still have nothing. . . HAHAHA OH MY GOD THIS IS SO SILLY. GAAAAAHHH!!! like, we dont need to know something we already know, please dont be rude just because we found something after a while instead of when it was new. i feel it does nothing at all for the community. Hello its 11:28 PM and... uh... fuck you. i still have nothing to talk about BITCHESSS!!! so like, bullying when they couldnt figure out about something at first does not make sense, its not "NICHE" or something. HELLO. HI. ITS 11:29 PM AND AGAIN. I STILL HAVE JACK SHIT TO TALK ABOUT TO YOU ALL. SO IM GOING TO SING A LITTLE SONG. "IM A LITTLE TWAY, YOURE A LITTLE TWAT. WERE ALL LITTLE TWATS IN SOME WAY!!!! from a twat: SOMETIMES I READ A BOOK! AND SOMEHOW GOON TO WORDS!! from another twat: SOMETIMES I TAKE A LOOK, AS SOMEONE WHO EATS BIRDS! YOURE A LITTLE TWAT, IM A LITTLE TWAT, WERE ALL LITTLE TWATS IN SOME WAY!!!" hello its 11:31 Pm and i still have jack shit to tell you. HAHAHHAHA. shouldnt you be happy that other people found your amazing thing instead of thinking of it as some sort of artifact that should be kept precious and heart warming to you? it has to be everywhere in youre eyes, because the only way to love is to share. hello its 11:32 Pm. I DONT KNOW SHIT! hello it just went to 11:33 PM and i dont know anything yet. Shocker. I know!!! haha the. the lte reaches 421 thousand characters. haha thats cool and all super cool. Have a wonderful dayrh. im not even done updating yet what am i saying "have a wonderful dayrh." YEAH FUCK NO LITTLE BUDDY I STILL HAVE TO LIKE. ADD 37740 CHARACTERS TO MY LTE FUCKING DUMBASS. HHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!! im torturing myself slowly. and slowly. its all so painful. i am now in a gallon. Gallbladder!!!! Uh what does gal baldatious me?an?? okay i dont know whatever. hello its 11:38 Pm and i still dont know shit to talk about, theres nothing i can or will do about it because my brain doesnt want to work for it... Im so sorry for you guys. OKAY WHAT DO I DO NOW. I HAVE EVERYTHING IN MY BOOK OF LIFE DONE. ITS PUSHED AND LOCKED AND SHOVED INTO THIS STUPID ASS LTE. its HERE. ive DONE IT. and i DONT KNOW WHERE I CAN LEAD THIS LTE TOWARDS!!!!! I KNOW IM SUCH A SMART GUY PEOPLE OF THE LTE COMMUNITY!!! AND I have to do this before 2 am... guys... theres nothing i can or will do to help me here. this is all it. all i can do. So. remember the vizio cityscapes? no? cityscapes is just a channel where they play jazz over drone shots of cities all around and over the world. I soon found out that Vizio's jazz songs are really fucking niche, and may have lost media towards that. The song i found was only with 200 views in total. so thats something that vizio has to explain. i really want to know the song list you have here, because it seems like you just chose whatever that existed in a random cut corner of the internet. you just dug deep and found shit didnt you vizio bros??? oooofff course you did. Bantering and bantering on about why i shouldnt do this at all to myself... i shouldnt do this. i shouldnt. its taking WAYY TOO LONG RIGHT NOW for me to keep doing this all. IN ONE DAY??? IN ONE FUCKING DAY DUDE???? You do know thats quite literally impossible at this stage and point. my fucking bed is inFESTED WITH BED BUGS. god it absolutely SUCKS. after so much wiping and all of that shit, i still have nothing working at all to fuck them all away and leave those monsterous animals away. GOD its so SCRATCHY. WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN SO EASILY GOD DAMN IT?!!! >XC im tired of these fucking infestations, its getting too much for me, and i was thinking about sleeping too, but Oh. They think otherwise. Completely otherwise. Those little fucking foolios are not so coolio. they do be doing too much at this point, im getting fucking TIRED of it. O to the K to the A to the Y, i would like you to ask me why its taking to long to even get by, i really need the goal to be reached or ive been a lie!!! Im doing too much negotiating to have less characters added in here... should i like... make this a warm up of some sorts??? ill make this a warm up because of how important tomorrow is and what it has for me in school. First, i was going to do 100 thousand characters right? But then i thought differently, and changed back to 37740. BUT MY ASSHOLE WAS TOO FUCKING LOOSE BECAUSE I DECIDED TO PULL OFF JUST CHOOSING THIS TO BE MADE AS A FUCKING WARM UP. JESUS I REALLY NEED TO LEARN TIMING AND PATIENCE. BECAUSE THERE ARE CERTAIN THINGS IMPORTANT FOR EVERYTHING. im just... im just going to go... you know? its been a bit too much work today and i need the sleep. HELLO( IF YOU SEE THIS THAT MEANS I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU, I ALMOST LOST 18 THOUSAND CHARACTERS WORTH OF TEXT BY SOMETHING STUPID, BAHHHH!!!!! okay bye!!! okay hello, so like i woke up today, and found out that there were 2 more sodas in the fridge... lets taste test them? first the amazing and captivating and charming and loving ginger ale knock off. LETS TRY IT!!! it seems like they are all the same brand too. whatever lets just... try it now. in 3... 2... one... hmmm, im probably not going to stall as long this time. WAIT PLEASE DONT. the ginger ale aches me, i kinda wanted to bail, but the aftertaste? it lasts. its great, and good, i like it. its a good drink i must say!!! so... what are you going to rate it? SHUT UP I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GET INTO IT. okay okay... id say its a 6/10, maybe 7/10... wait no. 6 7 6 7 MANGO 6 7 MUSTARD 6 7 6 7 6 7 TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR HAHAHAHAH im so fucking funny oh my GOD. haha you really thought i was going to rate the second one? yeah i will AFTER SCHOOL!! HAHAHAHHA HHAHAHA okay bye then. NOOOOOOOO I LOST FUCKING PROGRESS GRBTBD NE ENRNF ASSHOELR!!! alright, im going to have to restate what i said... which is dastardly humungous. FUUUCKK!!! today, i found out something horrible. It turns out i am the biggest fool i have ever met in my entire god damn fucking life. So, let me explain. For the past while ever since i believed when jaiden was below me on the lte list, jaiden has been commenting on my updates saying... "youre [as many characters you believe] above me in character count. oh jeebus belivus!!!" or something something yada yada like that or whatever like that. I always believed his words. his wise words have been spoken alot like so, never thought he would be the man to be the man of lies. i always believed it. i trusted his words... i trusted his fucking words. i was going through youtube like i sometimes do per week, when suddenly i saw a video named something like "passing ohnkata/whyisalndssnf mcdonalds", i said, maybe this was before i made the 18 thousand character update?? 2 days ago... welll i mean it cant be worse right? i checked the video. well like uhmm... thats odd. he hasnt added much of anything at all in his lte last time i checked (a few hours ago) so like... what are these words? i cant see it on his website what. well, sometimes he saves his ltes updates up! its been almost 2 weeks since his last update. fuck dude... that... thats oddly suspicious dont you think? im gonna see what he typed and clacked on his keyboard about this time SHAALLL WEE??? i zoomed in. at the end i saw. "keep in this lie"... eh??... wha... what lie jaiden???... is there something you want to tell me jaidenbolaciousgaymanforfemboys2001?... i read through the whole thing... what the fuck jaiden. I saw. that he said. Hes been lying. about the fact ive been above him in character counts. JAIDEN. JAIDEN WHAT THE FUCK. JAIDENMAIDEN17776. WHAT THE FUCK. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS. I TRUSTED YOU!!!! but there is an obvious noticable thing to this story... why the fuck would one trust their enemies? like... really? really dude??? are you that fucking stupidly stupid you stupid fucker??? fuck? stupid? fucking cunt? asshole? chocolate starfish?? dumbass???? and well... i have a decision to make... hmmm.... either make the fucking 100 thousand character lte update RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND. OR WASTE YOUR FUCKING GOD DAMN TIME. SEEING IF HE WILL EVER REVEAL IT AND TO TELL HIM HES THE STUPID DINGUS AFTER ALL!!! JAIDEN. THERES ALWAYS A TIME, BUT YOU CHOSE THE WRONG GUY. I HAVE TIME ON MY HANDS, i just waisted my times potential on juggling it. happy Halloween jaiden. may scare you now... it will be passed on through generations as the worst fumble in all of lte history... jaiden you have to be smart about shit my dude. Play me off, dont tell the people watching your videos, dont fucking like put it out there at all... be malicious. get rid of evidence. and maybe... just maybe... you'll be able to trick me again... but ill find out sooner or later. i actually had this realization i just didn't 100 percentile know it. i shouldve known. You. Are 12 years old. You should prepare for your future. Try better dumbass AHAHHAD FHS AHAHAHAH AHHAHA *cough cough* HAH *cough* OUUAAAGH. HAHAHAH!!! you a funny boi!! Brother why the fuck am i talking like as if im . a villainous guy from disney a movie????? im no villain im the Anti-hero!! Okay! uh. whatever dudes. But from here forward... the 100 thousand character update is bound to happen. you know it. i know it. we all know it. because it just started. YES HERE! YES NOW. OKAY BROTHER YOU STUPID CLOWN! YOU MAKE US FROWN! but seeing your ass confuzzle us makes me spin round. were not proud, you in a wedding gown. YOU MARRYING FEMBOYS!! YOU MARRY FEMBOYS DAWG!!! YOU FUCK FEMBOYS DONT YOU FEMBOY CRACKING JAIDEN? I CAN SEE YOU DOING ONE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW okay im sorry i shouldnt joke about that since you're 12, please forgive me and my actions. I have made a severe, and continuous, lapse in my judgement. /REFERENCE. THATS A FUCKING REFERENCE. YOU ARE STUPID!!!! you like my reference? you like my references dont you. yes you do. you do like my references. yes. yes you. yes you do. yes you do like. yes you do like my. yes you do like my references. You are really silly!!! oh hey, jaiden challenges me ehh??? lets see. alright jaiden, the deal is on. what challenge is this motherfucking dumbass rambling on about you may ask dear viewers? first of all, thats really rude dawg, dont say that. second of all, ill tell you guys alright. Here it goes, he states the following words, slightly changed through translation. "since you are acting like a little fucking dingus to me because you are to hell, stubborn... i give great challenge. on november first with something about timezones yada yada, doesnt matter about timezones, you have to get more characters than me in that day. If you win this amazing radical challenge, i give you a radical and amazing gifty! a grand portrait of what a real land walrus trophy is (reference to past update where i gave him a land walrus trophy because of his amazing work)" oh man! well thanks for the offer, but im on weekend break, and you know since i dont have the hastle of school work, homework, whatever for the next 2 days, i'll accept this amazing challenge you decided to deliver me. Jaiden. You dumb. You big big. sorry that was rude let me like... uhhhh... translate it into huglovese. Jaiden. You cool! You cute cute. Okay thats a bit too huglovese. lets try Midese. Jaiden. You ehh... you skinny skinny. Yeah i think thats better. And you know what, im going to make a cool rap song. diss. or. have i already did that? whatever. Uh jaiden, you big bin, you chin very big. you the min. you eat 70 thousand fish in a min. you fat, you are my mat, you lag when there is only one black tack. In a game, that is, you are really shit. You cannot play for shit, you are really a dick. Bitch! I hate. You! okay that's. thats a cool rap? is it? its cool? man my phone is feeling heavy now my lte is so big that it feels heavy in my hands, super! My sisters brain is. really far behind. i show her how things work like 20 times. when i tell her to do it by herself next, she fucking forgets it in 5 seconds. seriously what??? I tried teaching her a bit of addition, like 3 + 5, 4 + 4, whatever since shes in kindergarten. But, after Explaining. Like 10 times in a ROW. she forgets. YES her brain is still developing, but come on, 4 months in school and she cant develop the capability to remember important stuff like this? SHE NEEDS this to live. SHEE NEEEEDDS IT. if she cant recognize things when given to her at 5 YEARS OLD. yeah maybe she needs some. some help. She still remembers Phonk. SHE LOVES PHONK. and it pisses me off. the fact that this girls generation is growing up to be in charge of the fucking country SCARES ME. anyways, im going to update the WEEKLY magazine. okay??? Alright!!! so lets archive it, heres the week 12 archival: week 12: bees are human like now. the bees have evolved into humanoid forms and are destroying lands. oh no! bees destroyed my home! butterflies are the hero of this story, as they become alien forms and blasted them with a green burger combo. bees are getting wiped out the map. bees have flown out the map. bees are in space. Breaking news mkay, there is now a planet made of wax where the bees now reside. statement from the butterflies show that this is really impossible, so they decided to make a planet aswell made of pollen, the bees amazing lovebird. the bees are really digging into the pollen planet... AND IT WAS A TRAP. thats cool, anyways bees have now went into earth, ate some landmarks, and grew bigger. but the butterflies have an idea. they will craft a humanoid as big as 1000 people, and turn the humanoid into a bee sting nest. will it work? lets find out later next week... now time to take off and add a new update!!!! okay the new weekly magazine update has been made, was it good? you liked it? YOU STOP BING BONG, EVERY BING BONG 2 CENTS, WHAT YOU WANT? that was a reference. you like my references do you? you like me references. you like it. That was a reference to mr washee washee. You liked the reference. didnt you reference man. You like references. Jaiden you are suck. Okay???? Im already at like... uhh... 433 thousand characters???? yeah i am, also i dont place my updates in documents because i sometimes dont really care about individual updates, i care about the total lte characters. so this update is harder to count, isnt it? Yeah, it is, i actually forgot how many characters i had before making this update, im just doing shit to do shit at this point. uh... story, yeah, i will tell 10 very extremely long and low quality stories. STORY 1 STORY 1 STORY 1 ...when the fuck is this pizza getting here. This man is bobby. man i dont know you tell me you ordered it. This man is kahl. Boiiii, you asked for it. What the fuck does that prove??? I DON'T KNOW YOU TELL ME. *dangdoong* oh its here. okay. *opens the door* hello! I. Me name is red bro. you? ...my name is bobby. WHERES THE PIZZA? the pizza? oh right sorry the pizza is somewhere else, would you like to go to it? Why couldnt you bring it. Because im fucking scared to do it by myself. oh. Okay!!!! *the red bro brings him towards it at an extremely fast pace!!!!!;;;* brud why are we. going so fast. Because you want this pizza as fast as possible right? yeah thats... thats TRUE!!! so we go fast... HOLD IT! a door! what. why is there a door here? you tell me red bro you placed the pizza here. No? The pizza always spawns on that mountain up there! oh bitch what? why do you think pizza tastes like the heavens from above dude. ohhhh you right. anyways, of all my 387 years of working, i have never seen anything like this in my walks. what does it do? open it! No we must get your pizza first. oh okay yeah. lets go. *5 minutes later* okay we have the pizza... now what about that door? FORGET THE DOOR, GIVE IT TO KHAL. how do you know his name? uh. whatever just go... okay?... hey khal i have the pizza. OH HELL YEAH DUDE! om nom. STORY 2 STORY 2 STORY 2: hello im Robert. . . AH! who the fuck are you? im bobby... why are you in my story? why are you in MY story???? oh shit wait this IS your story... WHY AM I HERE???? THE FUCK. we are interdimensional beings. what? we have come for you both. Please meet us at x 1373 y 58 z 954. so, can you tell us why youre here, Bobby W. Uhhh, so i was getting my pizza... okay. but then red bro and i saw a door. okay... after giving my pizza to khal i went in the door. dont know what happened since, i thought i went home... and you, robert f. Tell me your story. i just stayed in my world, then i witnessed this man in my place. okay... will you step over there? ...OW, HURT. HURT. HURT. HURT. AGHA A AAAAA!!! uh. okay, goodbye. wait what? AAARTRYUHGHHGGG!HHHH!!! ...why did bobby turn into a ball and like... die? uhhhh, thats how he goes back into his universe, its fine and hes alive... i believe. oh, so its not even checked. Yeaaaahhhh... but i believe it works!!!! the power of imagination really is cool... STORY 3 STORY 3 STORY 3: burgers. STORY 4: i have no more stories anymore. im sorry, i just don't have imagination anymore, my brain is snapping in halves, quarters, eighths, sixteenths, thirty-secondths... whatever anymore. Im cooked in this challenge jaiden has given me, im going to sit up instead of laying down so i can type better on here. im listening to yes's discography on spotify because i can right now, and its amazing, all of you guys should try listening to yes (THE ARTIST) and his music shouldnt be boiled down to the motherfuckers that made roundabout. roundabouts good though i cant. lie. Love it. Just that their music shouldnt be boilef down to the to be continued meme. also im going to cut this part to a different sector of the code since its showing a hide button and it gets annoying really fast. hello, new sector, i cant believe it no more clicking it accidentally and having to scroll back to it so i can press it again to type again. FUCK why does it EXIST. it doesnt even work well it closes every other code along with it, it pisses me the FUCK OFF OH MY GOD UUHGHHHGHH!!!!! and i just realized the print ender was fucking gone, why did it delete itself, thats quite annoying, you are rude neocities, rude! rude! yes you are neocities, YES YOU ARE!!! hold on im going to see if jaiden said anything at all. okay no, but his lte is probably filling the fuck up right now and i really want it to END. the challenge ends at 12 am so that means i have 10 hours left in this challenge, LETS DO THIS!!! why is yes's songs so fucking cinematic, Its SOO GOOOD!!!! I LOVE THIS FUCKING BAND. i need to add these people in my 600 hour playlist!!!! I HAVE TO!!!!!! and damn their songs are unbelievably long, thats amazing though, longer to appreciate the song, its COOL!!! its worth the time i spend listening to these peoples musical musicas!!! I just listened to an 11 minute song by them, and it is AMAZING!!!! i cant BELIEVE people dont listen to songs over 3 minutes and 30 seconds, its STUPID of them to think of such a HORRIBLE OPINION. like jesus CHRIST, NEVER TALK AGAIN PLEASE, NEXT YOURE GOING TO SAY "fast food places are as good as garbage dumps" YES THEY ARE FAMOUS, BUT SHIT WHO THE FUCK CARES, THE FOOD IS YUMMY, YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO BE A SPECIAL PERSON. YOURE TRYING TO BE A STAND OUT. either you are RAGEBAIT or FUCKING MENTALLY SPECIAL OR ILL. You Dumb Fuck. YOU'RE PROBABLY HATING ON IT BECAUSE YOURE IMPATIENT IS THAT IT? OH YEAH MAYBE IT IS!!! DO BETTER DUMBASS, YOU DONT APPRECIATE MUSIC FOR ITS ART, ART TAKES TIME, PLEASE FOCUS. ART HAS DETAIL. PLEASE FOCUS. ART HAS THOUGHT. PLEASE. FUCKING. FOCUS. NITWIT. YOU DUMB FUCK. and i have to focus. because i got distracted by discord shit, whatever i dont CARE. BLAHGDHMF R!!!! im now listening to the avalanches, i only realized how good the avalanches were because of slashiis update with if i were a folkstar as a song implemented into his lte, it was a good song, my first expose of the avalanches was from a level in geometry dash named since i left you by skywalker16 or something, 19? 60? i don't fucking know you tell me. It had the song since i left you by the avalanches in it (obviously) and i didn't really notice how good the song was at first, but then after reading slashiis lte, i decided to listen to the avalanches, and well, heard this song, its a good song. I like the avalanches. I love songs. an amazing formation of art intake. i find it interesting how art can be wounded into sounds the ears can enjoy too. The album art makes it feel like you are hearing the image itself. Music, how i love you. It helps me focus. Helps me focus on my surroundings, which is why im doing this right now so amazingly balanced. And, also, thats not the only influence. Rewarding. A reward. A reward pushes me forward. Even something as small as a small piece of candy can push me forward to solving the cure to cancer... atleast attempting to. jaiden updated his lte greatly, 55 thousand characters added. So like... im above him now??? im like 5 thousand characters above this man, its crazy. I CANT believe IT!!! yay. Congratulations me, i have actually did it this time, i have actually passed this motherfucker in characters. Nevermind. Im fucking stupid. You just saw me do the stupidest thing of my entire life. and what did i do? mistake my gain from his, hes 5 thousand above me, not me. I AM STUPID IM SORRY. sprout told me to keep typing because i was talking in discord, and so, i will. thanks sprout for the obviously obviously obvious answer to just obviously continue my typing spree of today. in the lte server people saw that you cant say anything-ism, as in you cant do anything revolved in that. So people found stupid things that are against such rules. Such as, sprout saw cubism (the song) as one, jaiden saw professionalism as another rule breaker, and if you find any more ones that break such rule which isnt even bad at all, then ill state it here, i need characters im sorry. man pink pickle said magnetism was banned, bruhcoli. fuck you mean. Now pink pickle says altruism is banned??? "how DARE you want the best for others???" i dont know pickle, people are odd. yikes. atheism? abolitionism? activism? prism? DAMN I GUESS IM BANNED, BECAUSE AUTISM IS BANNED!!! awwhhghh MAAANNN!!! im going to have to type a bit more quicker than what im doing at this moment, because im getting distracted by all the people talking in discord god damn it bruhh. OH MY GOD DISTRACTED AGAIN. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I HATE MYSELF I HATE MYSELF I HAAATTEEEE MYYSSEEELLLFF AAAAGHHG!!!!!! i cleaned my phone and charged it because it was like. at one percent. Now im back and pumping out words like I dont know. Pumper. also i went to trick or treat and barely anyone nowadays attends. Its so horrible right? Horrible!!!! to attenders, please turn on your porch light when its Halloween, because i trick or treat at night, we cant fucking see your bowl under the porch at night time on the sidewalk. Please, keep it on. also i just got mcdonalds so im eating. Yes. Okay. i ate the McDonald's now!!! thats amazing dude!!! i had a burger, i took the tomatoes out, i had chicken nuggets, 8 chicken nuggets specifically, i had... wait... i haaaddd... hold on i had a soda but i didn't taste the soda yet. okay ill try it now. i think its coke or dr pepper, one between the two? Pepsi? i dont fucking know. okay i asked the person who ordered it, he said it was coca-cola. okay. thats cool. sorry that i havent done much typing sprout i had some shit to be patient about... also i was watching family guy. the plot of the episode i watched was when meg went on a date with a jock from her school, and after the date, the jock says he doesnt really want her as a girlfriend as earlier he met chris and and he wanted him. So, the jock is gay. and then meg. goes fucking psycho. first she tries to turn him from gay to straight. but that makes the situation even worse for her. then she decides after talking with her ffriends in school, "hey, maybe i should like... uhh... RIGHT!! MAKE HIM FALL THE FUCK ASLEEP WITH PILLS AND GET RAPED BY THE JOCK. AND LET CHRIS TELL ME ABOUT IT." i dont know what she was thinking, firstly, that's against the law, secondly, how would he know what happened if he was passed the fuck out. also like, meg did it by lying about chris's kink, and telling him he wants him over to her house so he can fuck him in his unwanted sleep. She makes no damn sense, i can see why everyone makes fun of her ass. After seeing it was wrong, she tried calling it off, but then the jock didn't realize she did call it off, so he still came in chris's room. Then, once chris found out, meg had to explain, so like, the jock didnt do anything related with that family, and yeah thats the end. hahahah. funny episode. funny. so fucking funny. haha funny. oh shit im about to repass jaiden!!! i cannot wait for it to happen!!! Hes at 446 thousand right now, im at... im uhhh... im aaattt... i dont know hold on let me recheck my character counter. i am at 444 THOUSAND CHARACTERS!!! i am really nearing this fucking asshole now. and maybe ill just keep on like. typing after that. Yes! Yes i will!!! yes i fucking will!!! yes i will!!! You wouldnt put sausages in your smoke detector. Yes i fucking would! yes i would! YES I FUCKING WOULD. YES I WOULD. YES I FUCKING WOULD!!!!! hm📉 hm📉 hm- hm📈 hm📈 hm📉 hm- hm📈📈📈📈📈📈 THIS IS A REFERENCE. REMEMBER. REFERENCES? YOU LOVE REFERENCES YOU DEFINITELY REMEMBER!!! you love references don't you. hmmmmm?? yeah maybe you do. i believe you do. dont lie to me and say you don't because you do. Turns out im ahead on the character race with 5 thousand ahead of him!!!!! he has 11 thousand, i have 16 thousand, im in the lead!!!! uhhh. im talking about how much characters i added today, ill add more tomorrow!!! nevermind hes always ahead of me in everything. He has 400 above me in the character race. IM FUCKING FEUUUUMMIIINNNGGG!!! sorry im. im doing too much spam words... immm sorryyyy... pleeaaase forgive meee!!! im getting distracted way too much, im going to isolate myself in the kitchen so i can do this for longer. I hopefully will get less Distracted in the Kitchen. oh yeah i forgot to mention this for a while, i was in a hotel, not was, AM. there was amazing day right now! Is! I love today, but today i barely did even anything much... other than... updating this lte... for the whole time... For till! I turned on github dark colors on my code, it looks transgender. why is my code transgender now. I support you code! You support me i support you!!! You are cool code! you cool!!!!! cool code!!! what gender are you now? Are you... uhhh... boy? or girl? i think you are boy. i think you are a boy. I support you. you see viewers? my code is transgender. You cant see. Because you cant see from my hypertext markup language, because you are NOT ME. YOU ARENT MEEEE. you are NOT ME. you will NEVER BE ME. because EVERYONE is their own. WE ALL have seperate opinions. WE ALL do. AND IF YOU THINK YOU ARE ME, YOU ARENT. YOUR PROBABLY IN AN IDENTITY CRISIS OR FUCKING STUPID OR COMMITTING IDENTITY FRAAAUUDDD. GET THE FUCK AWAYYY FROM MEEE!!! you are NOT me!!! and if you think you are? FUCK you. GO AWAY!!! okay, so like, apples! jaiden is typing something undeservingly long in the lte discord so im just going to type here as he distracts himself in the place of discord. his name is deANONimize now for some reason, hes not @anon any longer..thats sad!!! thats really really fucking sad!!! boohoo!!!!! why am i crying over something astonishingly minor. BOYYY HES STILL TYPING!!! why is he being to doing all of that. WHAT could he be possibly doing right now. WHAT IS THIS DIDDYBLUD DOING IN THE KEYBOARD IS BLUD SHAKESPEARE WHAT IS THIS DIDDYBLUD DOING ON THE KEYBOARD IS BLUD... hamilton. WHAT IS HE DOING WITH THESE KEY BINDS IS HE TALKY YAPPERTON OR THE SUS WITHIN?? oh he is suspicious, he typed a confusingly long apology for what hes done, then he made the remark that it was infact, a joke. He has no remorse for anything!!!! None!!!!! super rude!!! my sister is acting fucking stupid right now. she wants to play on the spinny chair when the chair isnt meant to SPIN ON. its to SIT ON. im using it because i wanted to SIT ON IT. AND THIS SISTER OF MINES IS ONLY GOING TO USE IT TO SPIN ON IT, WHICH IS JUST LESS USEFUL THAN HOW IM USING IT. sigh, i had to explain to her and shes still telling on me to her mother. my mother. This is, alas, the worst argument in the time my sister was in my everyday life as a sibling in terms of stupidity. i have the most REASONABLE ARGUMENT. i may be childish, but not this childish. You guys may think im a party shitter but this is for the lte. Im in a hotel, right? the restroom is through a door, and theres a hallway SPECIFICALLY ONLY for it, a mirror, a sink, whatever. I decided to place a chair there because its the farthest place from distractions. My sister here, wants to use it, unknowing of what im using it for, so i tell her im using it to not get distracted... "its just a chair!!!" she says... BITCH I CAN SAY THE SAME TO YOU??? its a chair, im sitting on it, you shouldnt be sitting on the chair because youd only use it for playing, Not sitting. Im using it as a chair, you wont, because you're a child. Okayhh??? i tell her theres alot of other places she can sit as im using it for a BETTER REASON. she still argues. As her only argument in the world (saying that the object is just that object conveying the fact that its only a thing.) this girl points at me. as a big brother i only pointed at her to test something, to see if she conveys something as something else. i say that pointing at people is rude, and pushed it to the limit by pointing at her alot after she does ssomething absolutely fucking stupid. I see it as a stupid thing to do, she sees it as an insult. i laugh in my head whenever she does it to me as it has no actually real meaning. after she used the restroom (which is right next to me) she asks "why are you still there???" BECAUSE I TOLD YOU, IM TRYING NOT TO BE DISTRACTED??? then my fucking god forsaken sister decided to bring a chair over to where i am. sister. are you a fucking dumbass??? like are you mentally special? do you win rewards after actually going over 1 gpa? more like 0.5 gpa. is your bus 5 seats long? like shit stop being a dumbass for once. I move where i am. I went to the kitchen again. Oh wait! i forgot my seat, how stupid of me!!! I go back to have my seat. Haha heres a funny story! when i went over to get my seat! she was grabbing it. i decided to grab the seat she grabbed over to place here because my mother scolded me for some fucking reason. sister, you really outdone it this time. I wanted to face the wall. parents thought otherwise. I was dragging the chair because i couldnt lift it. my mother scolds me. I swear To fucking God. And last but not least, my sister loves sitting near me... moves to the living room. sigh... how i fucking hate you sister. HOW. I. FUCKING. HATE. YOU. AHAHAHAH. HAHAHAHHA. and I thought today was going to be a WONDERFUL DAY a few paragraphs earlier!!! AHUE!! AHUE!!! EEHGHHH WRONG!!! UNFAIRNESS TAKES THE WIN TODAY!!! FUUUCCCKKKK!!!!! ... well, atleast its getting worse. I STILL HAVE TO DO THIS LTE UPDATE. ON FUCKING GOD I HATE MY LIFE. I. HATE. MY. GOD. FORSAKEN. LIFE. ON MY FUCKING MOMMA. oh, my mother is still here!! MAKES FUCKING AMAZING SENSE TO MEEE!!!! AHHAHAHA!!! GODDD!!!! I am mentally exhausted, physically exhausted, and fucked sideways. MAAANNN!!!! im back to listening to yes, i haven't listened to anything for like 4 or 5 hours. NO im not saying 6 7, you almost got me there, ahha. Haha. HAH!! HAHAHHAHA!!! man im not triggering my 6 7 mango mustard side because im just saying it to say it, i need it to happen unironically first so i can actually do it!!! 6 7 isnt for the love of the game, its for making fun of maverick trevellian... trevillian? i dont know. hes the 6 7 kid who made 6 7 how popular it is, and culturized it. We do it to make fun of his ass, the 6 7 lovers do it to make fun of his ass... but some people do it. no passion. no hatred. No actual laughter. They're doing it for no good reason. There should be passion, there should be hatred, there SHOULD BE LAUGHTER..... but its not done. they're doing it for nothing... but to fit in... they dont know what its about, they want into the funny game... but they just dont cut it... everyone must explain what 6 7 means to someone. This has to spread. Its meaning has to arrive on their heads. To be instantly there when asked... but they wont do it... BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT APART OF CULTURE. they will never be. wait... wait hold on... GO BACK. zipibibblezippledap- they dont know what its about, they want into the funny game... but they just dont cut it. WAIT... go back ahain. bibblesipjip- they dont knowbwhat ots about, they want into the funny game... What?? zibbledip- they want into the funny game... Hold on. bizzle- the funny game. LOOP IT! the funny game... the funny game... funny game... funny game... THERE. you know what he just said??- sorry for talking about myself in 3rd person- you know what i just said? zibb- funny game. Its... funny game. FUNNYGAME! zibb- funny game. YEAH!!! FUNNY GAME!!! FUNNY. GAME!!! FUNNYGAME!!! zibb- funny game. YEAH!!! THE GEOMETRY DASH SENSATION! zibb- funny game. ITS BEEN MENTIONED IN MY LTE!!! FUNNYGAME!!! zibb- funny game. HAHAAAHHH!!! FUNNYGAME!!! YOU KNOW, THE GUY WHO REVOLUTIONIZED HOW DESIGNING LEVELS ARE DONE?? zibb- funny game. okay stop reversing it we get it. zibb- funny game. STOP!!! (okay okay, ill stop... jesus...) thank you... FUNNYGAME!!! THE MAN WHO MADE DEATH MOON!!! THE MAN WHO FOOLED EVERYONE ONTO THINKING SOMEONE WAS BETTER THAN HIM, BUT WE WERE TRICKED, HE TRICKED US INTO THINKING HE WAS OUT DONE!!! FUNNYGAME!!! IT WAS FUNNYAGAME! HAHAHAH!!!!!! Thats so FUNNY dude... amazing levels in a GAME that FUNNYGAME made!!!!! Haha... i just mentioned funny game really vaguely!!! super vague of me to say that??? YES!!! IT IS!!! IT REALLY IS!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! how many characters did that even give me anyways??? i talked alot in the past hour or 2, i really wonder how long ive been doing this shit anyways... shit 6 percent on my phone battery??? fuck i really need this to finish up quickly. jesus christ. now LETS SEE HOW MANY CHARACTERS I HAVE IN MY CHARACTER COUNTER BUILT IN ON MY WEBSITE!!! LETS GOO!!!! hahahhahaha... funny number... 454!!! like dfc454!!! the guy in the lte list!!! dude, thats so cool!!! and funny!!! and crazy!!! and cool! and funny. and crazy.. and cool... and funny.... and crazy..... and cool...... sigh.... what am i even doing with my life???? jesus... okay now i have to charge my phone, be right back dudes!!! and before 12 am hopefully!!! bye!!! for a bit!!! cya!!! hello again wonderful people, i wont be here for long since i for some reason stalled until my phone was at 23 percent, but hey, whatever, im back... i guess... i turned on night light since my phone has it, it turns everything a bit more bronze colored for some unknown reason, i dont know, but it looks more aesthetically pleasing to me... i also turned on battery saver so i can last longer with you guys!!!! Still listening to yes... yes is not the inventor of progressive rock as spotify says, but it is the adapter that made it more famous. oh my fucking god it started playing roundabout. oh my fucking god. its a good song though, amazing, wonderful, crazy, peakaroonie!!!! OKAY OKAY WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOOOIIIINNNGGGG!!! ITS ALMOST 12 AM I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD AAAAAHHH!!! IM SCARED. WHAT IF I LOST THE CHALLENGE? MOST OBVIOUSLY I LOST THE FUCKING CHALLENGE. OH GOD..HE PROBABLY EVEN PASSED ME AGAIN TOO. well obviously were trying to get the most characters in a day here. THATS NOT THE FUCKING POINT, WHAT MATTERS FOR ME MOSTLY IS IF HE PASSED ME IN THE LTE OR NOT... sigh.... calm down whyislands/ohnkata, you still have 40 minutes... I HAVE 40 FUCKING MINITES. OH MY GOD 40 MINUTES. THAT DOESNT SEEM LIKE ALOT OF TIME OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!!! I HAVE TO CALM DOWN. TAKE. A DEEP BREATH. fuck what do you mean. thats so corny stop fucking talking like that. I have gotten a youtube video to watch in my lock in moment, i will be locked in for a while. yah. yah I WILL!!! oh shit im at 7 percent.. yeah that thats... yeah thats... thats fine! ill just like. remove the video so i can save the percentage, maybe even remove the apps in ghe background eh? yeah... yeah i will. yeah... yeah finally, my lte is prioritized to the fullest. No distractions... no pushovers... no time waisting decisions that my unconscious brain controls. This has to be the most restless dream i have ever had. This cant be a real thing. Jaiden, you still updating bud? also how do you have so much time on your hands, i never saw you ever talk about school shit... are you... uhhh.... doing well in there buddy? or are you prioritizing updating your lte instead of school work, because that also breaks your own mental health, is that really worth it to demolish my own? also i have an essay to do on November 3rd and im fucking stressed. im not focused. im not ready. im probably going to have a panic attack, im not close to finsihing it, yeah one essay i actually finished it in a day, but there was barely anything on my mind there, i actually knew what to talk about... but in this scenario... i dont know if i have to talk about something specific, i dont know if i can even write it in time, i dont even know what to do, im so fucked... IM ACTUALLY FUUUCCCKKKKEEDD!!! fucked sideways, fucked in the ass, fucked anywhere and everywhere, and no im not gay i meant in a mental point in case. im sooooo COOOKED!!!!!! I only have 30 more minutes left... no wait i have 25 minutes left... SHIT. OH SHIT THATS A REALLY SHORT TIME. OH GREAT NOW THE HIDE THING IS THERE, HOLD ON LET ME JUST LIKE POP ON A NEW CODE SECTION HOLD ON... MMMHHMMGHHM MMMMMM!!!! AHHHHMMMM.... AAAGH BAHHH!! finally... i did it... shit- why did it take so long at that time? anyways i may be as kinda childish as my sister? i spinned on the chair for 4 minutes since she said i have 6 minutes on it, now i had nausea... shes still a fucking asshole though, i cant deny, i wont lie, and i wont change my god mother fucking mind!!! now... how long until the time is up??? 22 more minutes... shittt... still have to keep focused... i dont want jaiden to win i just dont. ill be fucking pissed if he wins. i really will be, i waisted all this fucking time, a fucking... uh... 6337th of my god damn life just to fucking update this lte today, im getting tired of doing this dude. and i wonder how the fuck you dont at all too, i absolutely do. AND YOU KNOW HOW TO STOP YAPPING, CLACK YOUR LIPS TOGETHER, PLACE A ZIPPER IN BETWEEN BOTH YOUR LIPS, AND ZIIIIIIP ITTT!!! BECAUSE I NEVER ACTUALLY WANTED TO DO THIS SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE... i actually did i really want that artwork i really do, i really want it. i wanna see what your rendition of a land walrus trophy is, because it would be really cool to see... unless you just take pictures off the internet, and ill give you one if i lose the challenge by the way... an ohnkata trophy. thats right, ill try to make up my own animal just to give a trophy of it, i hope its worth your amazing and triumphant win at the end of this, because i only have 15 fucking minutes left and i only added... wait let me check my character count real quick, be riiiight back!!! I ONLY ADDED 20 THOUSAND FUCKING CHARACTERS MATE. IM GETTING TIRED OF THIS SHIT!!! wait is it only 20 thousand characters? i swear i added more... i probably did my math wrong let me check again... i think i got 30 thousand characters, although i really dont know man, i really really dont know... i stole my fathers charger because i had nothing to use. WHY didnt i bring my own charger? nooobody knoowwwss!!! I just fucking forgot it thats all... ill only use it until the end of this challenge i promise. anyways, what do i talk about? what does the ohnkata animal look like? I would say like a cubic cat worm, like a worm with cat fur with a head of a cat, yeah, that would look really cool, i would love to see your reaction to the amazing cat worm, THE OHNKATAAA!!!!! THIS WILL BE THE FIRST TIME ILL DRAW IN AGES!!! and I will try to make it perfect... and i only have 10 fucking minutes left, perfect, im counting down the seconds... uh... one... yeah one... was it too? wait no thats not how you spell it... its two, yeah... yeah- two. two. uhhmmm. lets see... whats next ... oh right- three. three yes three. tree? oh no three. yeah i was right... now uhh... oh i know this from battle for battle for dream islande, uhhh.. four!!! or for? no four... yeah four. FROM BFB? YAH i think so? uhh... next we have... i think like... 5? no we doing word form i know what 5 is in symbols... uh... f... vive? five... okay yeah its five, okay yeah... shit i forgot this next one... 6... i heard others say cicks, maybe six? six... hmm... seems too formal... ima google it... yeah mmm... yeah its spelled six... alright- uh... uh- six? yeah... so like... whats next??? like. sven? svan? oh no... its seven. 6 7 6 7 6 7 6 7 AHAHAHHA 6 7 MANGO MUSTARD 6 7 BLUD MANGO BLUD MUSTARD BLUD!!! what is diddyblud DOOIIING? does he think he is Einstein???. what is diddyblud DOOOIING? does he think he is epstein???? doo doo doo, doot. doo doo doo. dooooohh! I forgot the rest of what they said, but i think at the end he gracefully says... 6 7. 6 7. 6 7. ahahahha. 6 7. DIDDYBLUD ENGINE 6 7!!! woah!!! 460 thousand characters!!! woah! woah! thats alot! woah! woah! thats so many characters dawg! And just about a week ago i got 400 thousand characters. at this pace maybe i will achieve an amazing like... 500 thousand in another week??? yeah... woah! woah! im as fast as a lightning bolt of light compared to the sounds speed!!!!! woah!!! woah!!! thats just crazy guys!!! woah!!!! oh my god 3 more fucking minutes.. PLEASE MY FINGERS ARE BREAKING, IM GETTING TIRED, I JUST WANT THIS SHIT TO END PLEAAASE JUST END ALRIGHT! END ALREADY!!!! PLEAAASSSEEE!!! its 11:58, 2 more minutes, im getting desperate, i need more characters so i can assure myself that i will get the win. i dont think i will, but im pushing my fullest effort onto this challenge, im doing, wayy too much. like wayyyyy too much. i complain wayy too much. like waayyy too much. complain complain complain. i can see why nobody picks up a dropped NICKEL!!! that was a reference. you like my references dont you? you like them dont you??? FUCK ONE MORE MINUTE, now i am sure jaidenlovesfemboymaidens won this challenge of the greatest and the fastest. now. its. 12. am. lets see who won the challenge. the amazing challenge of the fittest. or whatever. fucking hell stop stalling. LET US SEEE... IN 3... 2... ONEEE.... jaidenbladeofjademenofthefemaleattireloverden stop stalling andtell me who the fuck won the challenge. Hurry up boiii. Holy shit, as i stated in my profile/comment section, i added, "i won the war", IVE DONE IT!!! IVE DONE IT!!! by how much? BY 5 MORE THAN A HUNDRED CHARACTERS!!! its actually kind of crazy how it happened and ended in a really close tie, amazing!!!!! yayyy!!!! i read his character race entries (his: meaning jaiden2023) and i swear to god. what the fuck is he doing. did i see he hasnt talked about femboys for. thousands. of characters? thats crazy for somebody who loves femboys. who has a crush on femboys. femboy lover, femboy bearer, jaiden!!!! jaiden!!!!! Hello internet, i am back from a very long time of doing absolutely nothing!!! you can see me type in 3 times speed because im recording 30 minutes of video!!! And when youre seeing this it would be 10 minutes of video due to my speed change of the recorded video. VIDEO VIDEO, VIDEO!!! sorry ive been gone for a while, but for the people who arent cought up at all, well, we have a good amount of time to explain it to you... okay... I reached the great amount of 400 thousand characters, i became mod in the discord server (the lte one of course), i tried to push the limit by attempting to make a 100 thousand character update to my lte (which may be humanly impossible due to school work and/or distractions or important ideally needed things for life to keep on in your heart.), jaiden passes me TWICE, he fucking Lies about his characters so i wouldnt worry as much about my lte being too short and so i dont update so much, Ignore the scroll up i did a bit ago, uhhhhh... Jaiden told me on November 1st i am challenged to be in a race against him and i for who can get the most characters in an entire day, i agreed, and the amazing thing is, i beat him in the race, and by how much did i beat him? oh it wasnt by much it was by 105 FUCKING CHARACTERS!!!! i was so close to losing the damn race and having to make an ohnkata trophy (STATED WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE EARLIER IN HERE BUBBY TOES!!!), i will finally give you guys the link to my lte in the description, just know this is a special occasion in some points. I am the "whyislands lte of the" in the longest text ever list if you were to already have found the list before my own website... anyways thats kind of it, also if you read earlier here before, Then Yall Are cool! Perchance. Im already 10 minutes into making this amazing Video!!! Isnt that coollllio??? It seems coolio anyways, i feel like you are cool, i like you guys you guys are cool. If you can hear my Spotify thats the band Yes. Ill add a song in this video made by that band so you guys dont get bored (Pitched up 3 octaves so i dont fucking get copyright striked :(( (will it be 3 octaves? maybe??? it could be, we will NEVER TELL!!! BECAUSE WE'RE FUCKING NOT DONE MAKING THE VIDEO!!! or, i already did since you are watching this. check out jaiden2013s channel and @sproutary, those people are cool!!! Yahhh!! I dont know about jaiden though, hes my enemy, but his lte is long and impressive so ill tell you to read it anyways. sorry for stopping for like, a second or 2? because i had to stretch... anyways, what should i talk about? oh yeah, the great reason i was gone. My computer still doesnt want to charge on ANYTHING. in fact, all my devices are breaking in every place. First, my phones microphone is fucked since my mother cant hear me on the other side. Secondly, my charger is the only charger that works for my phone. Additionally, alot of games are unnaturally laggier to me, which depressingly depressing as fuck. Now my computer is unusable completely, i cant do shit to fix it dude, oh my god. sorry i stopped, this kitten i have right here on my bed was sleeping right next to me and i had to move it a bit. Anyways, im here!!!! wait i just saw my notifications go off, be right back sorry. okay yeah im back, Sorry. maybe you didnt see anything but yeah, i had to check my notifications. Chess monkey beat me in chess, i fucking killed the monkey, and they jail me up??? ME??? thats completely unfair!!! i didnt do anything wrong dude!!! THE MONKEY IS INFERIOR TO ME YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME. FUCK YOUUUU!!! sigh. oh my god i love this song. its amazing. No not the song you're listining to on this video, a different song called close to the edge... wait no not that edge. not the haha fucking funny he said something that references masturbation. Thats so fucking funny dawg!!!! Hahahahah!!! Have y'all listened to yes? you definitely cool. if youre just a website reader, im talking to my youtube readers right now. You there, do you listen to yes? The band? okay... you guys are swagalicious. Im 20 minutes in the video, Hello! hello. Hi!!! ^_^ fuck i forgot i was going to do emoticons in this lte from now on for more characters DX< well, thats just too damn bad for me, i have to control how my lte works sooo !:^ Oh my god i love :^ its so goofy. hah LOVE IT! !:T OH RIGHT THAT ONE TOO HAHAH LOVE THAT ONE TOO!!!! LOVE IT!!! mann... I GET UUUUUPPP!!! I GET DOOOOOOOWNNN!!! i love you yes band, i love it!!! okay now the hide button is showing up, let me make a new section so it doesnt show up here... MMFGH. MMMMM. AUUUUGGH AAAAA!!!! MMMMPHZ GOD.... finally dude, that one hurt more than the last section change... mannn... Yo!!! GUYS!!! DID YOU NOTICE??? DID YOU FUCKING KNOW????? BATTLE FOR DREAM ISLAND!!! BFDI!!! BATTLE FOR DREAM ISLAND WAS PUT ON THE WIKIPEDIA! NO NOT A FANDOM WIKIPEDIA, THE REAL FUCKING WIKIPEDIA!!!!!! OH MY GOD DUDE IM SO HAPPY!!! why am i happy, dude its not even my show, i should be celebrating this achievement that they had, it seems like it took a while for the thing to actually happen... so like... CONGRATULATIONS CARY AND MICHAEL HUANG, YOU GUYS ARE COOL!!! YES YOU ARE!!! and if you are, for some god knows what reason, here, watching this video, you guys are cool i hope you guys have amazing days, and like, hopefully you get to Have the Best Of Ideas For Episodes!!! character counters. Char. aok.. okays. sus cheese. Macaroni cheese, maca, macaroni cheese... MACARONI CHEESE MACA MACA RONI CHEESE!!! I LOVE CHEEEESE!! I LOVE. MACARONI! MACARONI CHEESE MACA MACARONI CHEESE!!! i am also 2 minutes away to being finished with the video, it was nice sharing my thoughts, my words, my topics (if i even had any topics in the first place, i dont believe i did, maybe i did, i was just explaining shit i did while i wasnt making lte videos) but still, i hope this was a fun read for you guys... also like... You cool, Stay safe, Have A wonderful day, Have a wonderful life, hopefully you find a wife! or bro! or Enby, or nobody, or just a somebody in your life!!! So, its 30 minutes in, ill be gone now!!!! good BYEEE!!!! oh hi jaidennotstraightandgaytoben2013, i seem to see you copying my great ways of making peoples names unnecessarily long. I am still awaiting your great land walrus trophy. I will see what it looks like, and i will remind you in discord direct messages. hello again youtube people, i Missed you. (its only been a day what the fuck does that even mean) anyways you like. may have finally noticed im doing lte updates. Thats because im basically done talking about shit. Whats the only way to stall it? making these lte update videos of course. Nahhh im joking around im never going to stop making updates, but uhhh... this is becoming a bit too fucking much for my mental health in many sorts. Its. Okay!!! Cool!!! Im fine!!! im doing alright!! Brother, i still have to do shit. And if i cant do shit, ill be falling behind. And if i fall behind. Ill be gone!!! And if im gone, ill Be Dead!!! I. Need to. Do something about it. But what do i do?? Keep updating. because JAIDEN HERE. IS STILL PROBABLY ABOVE ME IN CHARACTERS, AND I DONT WANT THAT. im going to be with you for 44 minutes this time because the song is 22 minutes here... and im only speeding it up by 2 times. Its ar. Oh br He jBe Finding new algorithms and ethical/useable techniques for this lte to be extended... Steal!!! no not directly, ill steal other peoples ideas!!! Jaiden talks about quite literally everything he does online, so like, i dont see why not. i was giving sprout some. uh. advice for his lte. DangFollowingCat said something about how you should talk about why cheese improves your mental stability and how it affects people... and why the anti cheese comrades are horrible people. He states that he was payed by the Amazing Cheese Industries To say this. i decided to reply to him, the reply got 3 Star reactions. here is exactly what i said to him, "cheese is the ancestor to milk, which includes calcium. calcium improves your bones, making it less brittle. Cheese is easy to include with everything, as since thats the case, it will make you feel like you should be good with everything. and so you can try your best. Thats my explaination", i feel this is the only AND IS the correct answer to such thing. SproutthegreatButsometimesdeadlyforsometreasonturningintoashootoff said and replied to me, "do you mind if i steal this", that is not an okay thing sprout. That is Plagarism as how just saying the exact same thing as from the source with no great change is what plagarism is. I tell sprout that, and i also told him to say stuff in its own words. He uses google translate to change it into indonesian. That is still plagarism, as you are taking from google translate and me. Theres no real typing here. sprout decided to type it himself. Thats good enough, as youre typing it yourself, and there is no fucking way i wouldve ever been able to do such a thing in my life. I am not a studious man when it comes to a language i dont know. Its hard to learn new. things. but i try, and fail. in this instance, i never even tried at all. all i know is orang is orange. was it orang? IM FUCKING STUPID I DONT KNOW SPROUT CAN YOU TELL ME IF THATS CORRECT??? because im a dumbass >:T blud. i will play the fiddle. Twiddle. okay so im 13 minutes into making this update. FUCK im already bored as shit. I dont even know anything to talk about. microwaves. Nah, sprouts doing that, i cant steal ideas from sprout thats kinda. no not kinda. Extremely rude!!! im a really rude person dudes. back in 2022 i met this person named narratorthe4th (i believe thats what they're nicknamed) and they are really talented. I sent a video of what they made to sprout today, he was shocked. I wonder too, how the fuck does she not have 100 thousand likes on a video yet???? Im Damnn Surprised. I am. Really. Surprised. To narratorthe4th: do you see this, please say so in direct messages on ticklethetickettock. Uptime! Thing. Thing 1 and thing 2 go to dunkin donuts, oh my fucking god thing 2 is so insufferable my LORD. uhhhh... thing 2, its not that big of a deal that your favorite frosty is out of stock, PLEASE just get something else my brother. Ah. thing 2. oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh. Thing 2. You are so grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 500 quadrillion 638 trillion 288 billion 983 million 442 thousand 8 hundred and seventy nine years. GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!!!! waahhehehehehehehehawhuh. Who is thing 2? the one from the cat in the hat. also the new movie coming out (i dont believe it came out yet, did it come out yet? maybe it did i dont really recall if it did or not. Like i swear i saw it get released, maybe not? no i dont think so. whatever dawg.) looks ai generated as shit. also dr suess is dead why are we adding a thing 12???? maybe a thing 13???? Please dude, 2 things are enough fucking dumbasses. Not to mention the fucking animation style, jesus christ it looks too smooth. HIS AS IN DR SUESS'ES STYLE LOOKS JACK SHIT LIKE WHAT YOURE DOING! if youre going to make the fucking movie a computer generated... i forgot what i meant, sorry, im super supr duper amazingly sorry. i am as sorry as can be. Anyways, if you're gonna make the movie cgi, atleast put in the effort and make it the style of the original fucking book. PLEAAASE!!! also, my god forsaken dog PISSED ON MY BED. FOR THE 17TH TIME IN A ROW. SHE PISSED. ON MY BED. GOD DAMN YOU. I've actually always hated this dog, but i cant do anything about it because shes put in the rights of my parents. Thats sad. Thats really sad. what do you mean sad, the dogs still a good dog... but... shes always pissing on my GOD DAMN BED. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD. and the dog peed where i was going to sit, AGAIN. I NEED THIS DOG. TO STOP DOING THIS SHIT. BECAUSE ITS BECOMING ANNOYING NOW. (it was annoying before then anyways so like i dont know what im even talking about.) Holy shit dude, im only 27 minutes into recording this video? of course dude... WHY IS IT TAKING SO LONG TO FUCKING RECORD??? (because youre making a half hour video you DUMB FUCK) dude, lets not recreate what happened last time when a bracket retailiated against my beliefs. (yeah but... am... i wrong???) oh... yeah you're not wrong, you're actually the most right that right could ever be right about. (yeah see) well shit... ive been proven wrong by a bracket (stop talking like that dude) brother, like i always talk like? (dude, i never seen you talk like this. EVER.) pipe down text bracket 1. (why are you stating my government name) why is it protected by the government anyways (because i used to be in the government) you did? (yeah before they found out i like... you know im not really going to say anything right now, ill be gone until you need me next. OKAY BYE-) what thing did you do. (...) WHAT DID YOU FUCKING DO PLEASE TELL ME. YOU HAVE TURNED ME UNNATURALLY CURIOUS ABOUT YOUR LIFE STORY. (OKAY FINE BITCH, ILL TELL YOU ABOUT MY ASS. uhhhh... hmm... where do i start) i quite literally dont have all day for you to stall. Give me the Juice!!! (okay calm down im getting to it. I was influencing the thoughts about the push of text boundaries to a lower point, when suddenly some random ass dude barged in my house. now i didnt really mind it, this happens, but he handed me a gun, and ran.) where could you be going with this (okay, want me to make this short? he gave me cocaine in the bullet and i snorted it on purpose. the government uhhh, found out i was under the influence of drugs, and kicked me out of the place) how the actual fuck does text get under the influence im actually confused (brother thats how texts work, youll never know...) okay sure buddy... maybe during bracket mail times? what that random dude does in my lte??? i dont even know (yeah what are you talking about? i dont even have a mailman. nobody does, we can just send it through to ourselves) wh... who... who is the mailman i was trusting then???... (what the fuck are you talking about brother) Im... im sorry i dont even know anymore, dear watcher, you dont know what im talking about right? yeah of course you dont you probably don't even read my website. Okay, theres this thing i do every once in a while where i let the "mailman" of brackettown do some questions and answers about brackets. I dont know what the hell is happening but it doesnt seem that good, im really scared. Who have i been trusting all this time. what could i have possibly done. What did i do. WHAT DID I DO. WHAT DID I DO BRACKET (DONT ASK ME I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE EVEN TALKING ABOUT IN THE FIRST PLACE) SHIT SHIT SHIT... OH GOD... i hope hes not a malicious bracket... i really do... anyways... sigh... the hide button is back sadly... so like... im making a new section..... okay... MMMMHGGGMM.. HMHGGGGHHH.... GAHAHHHHH. MAAHGSHGDMMMM... BAAAAHHHHHGGGHH AAAAHGH. finally... im done changing sections... why the fuck is my brother talking about if doctor doofensmirtz was breedable. thats. fucking stupid. also why is it getting progressively harder to change sections to another. It hurts. It absolutely hurt. Anyways, this is ending... so like... goodbye!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!! NO NO NO NO NO!!!! JAIDEN. JAIDEN HAS FINALLY PASSED ME ON THE LIST. IM SO FUCKING DONE FOR OH MY GODDDD!!!! okay... whyislands its okay... you have shit to talk about... you know may aswell make the lte update video now eh?? yeah... okay ill do that. hi people, you can see above this text that i have indeed, been passed by jaiden... i also found a new lte that is definitely not new. it only lasted a few or so years, makes it even sadder. i decided to get some cereal since i forgot to wake the fuck up for school. Thats sad. That's really sad. Not for me of course. because i have a full day to myself for this lte. Sprout suggested that i should use the intense voice of hatsune miku for my next video. I will now sprout. because i really have barely anything at all to say today other than i did get passed. Well.... i do have a few other things to talk about i believe. Lets enjoy the view!!!! i barely have much food to eat other than cereal or like whatever. i have to base my food on struggling things... i forget how to cook sometimes okay???? god... anyways, im really hoping we get some more food? but for now i have to hold on by a cereal. I will Be living guys!!! dont you guye fret it!!! why did it take so long to correct "it!!!" i swear to god my fucking days are over oh my god. anyways, sprout made an lte video channel. SUPER NEAT!!! its cool, but i wanted him to make an original one. i asked him to say the updates word out as their persona makes the faces of how he would react. Thats cool!!! But sprout was... lazy... for the millionth time in a row... to mention lazy is an understatement, lazy is denying. sprout is overwhelmingly infuriating when it comes to being asked something. "do you want to play [roblox game here?]" "nah im too lazy for that." and then he says "hey want to play Minecraft" bitch what? wouldnt that actually take more work than just playing roblox? sprout, i love you bro, but seriously... we have nothing at all to do BECAUSE of your laziness. I wanna play the crusher in Roblox because Minecraft gets boring for me after a few minutes as i have nothing to build OR do. sprout on the other hand is trying to push it on that hes lazy yet wants to play Minecraft. Mr. sir. sir. brother. mr. its 2 buttons like Minecraft. are you fucking sure you're too lazy to play a game with 2 buttons when you are too. and, i just thought about it, it doesn't matter if you cant do it, it matters if its fun. Please!!! think for one minute sprouten reed!!! do something OTHER THAN Minecraft!!!! i know its your obsession now, but if we cant agree on doing something fully, then wed interact with each other 30 minutes base. Which would be horrible sprout. You dont want it to lower to 20 minutes. Please play SOME OTHER GAME BROTHER. PLEASE. okay??? okay..... i think im done here now. so like... uhhhhh.... good day to you all, hope you feel well!!! and jaiden... sigh... jaiden corrects me again... i am STILL NOT PASSED HIS FUCKING LTE PEOPLE!!! FOR THE 3RD TIME IN A FUCKING ROW PEOPLE!!!! IM TIRED OF THIS SHIT PEOPLE!!!!!! I HAVE GOT TO PICK UP THE GOD DAMN PACE ALREADY. but for what???? what could i possibly do??? nothing???? SOMETHING??? METH??? FENTANYL???? PURE CAFFIENE??? ANYTHING PLEASE I HAVE NOTHING TO GO OFF OF!!!! oh yeah to continue off of the new lte that i found, it only breached to 50 thousand characters... and was barely able to close that. thats right! pink pickle confirmed that some people who are dissasociated tried and attempted to also make the longest text ever, but stopped only a a couple of days in towards only a few months. I am one of the first people to pull this off in a while, which is kind of neat to be honest with you guys. but then the land walrus lte has rosen from the depths of hell to torment me, no not tormet, SHATTER ME. i have done this in 10 months. Jaiden did it in 5. Jaiden. you have nothing more to do in your life, do you? i suggest you like take a break jaiden, dont see how you work but i will bet you youre a mechanical mind from all within, and there is nothing you can do to completely change my mind away from that conclusion. and i know this is way past my update for the video, i will add a disclaimer that says, "WARNING!! this is not the complete lte update of today, you can check the Link for the full update. Thanks!!!" Im going to hope they understand as i need more characters to pass jaidenmaiden2763... atleast i hope to do something like that? ppossibly?? maaaayyybe??? we will never know i guess, until i save my hypertext mark-up language for the LONGEST TEXT EVER that you see right here. SHIT JAIDEN IS TYPING IN HIS LTE THIS IS HORRENDOUS AAAHAHAGAGD DBXBDBE GOOBER POOPER!!! i will upload the lte video after sprout wakes up so sprout can watch it. (3 pm my time) so like... be patient people, you all have to have the patience!!!! jaiden here can not be trusted. Jaiden is a liar and Cannot be trusted. you should vote for sorry guys im not making this reference complete because i dont know how to play it off as a funny joke about my lte battle with jaiden since one team is opposing against itself but on the other hand another team is ignorant and doesnt want it. so like... what the fuck you want me to do people???? im not making an unfunny joke just because i could. how do you see electric cars? YOU CANT BECAUSE THEY'RE AS FAST AS LIGHTNING!! HAHAHHAHAH IM SO FUCKING FUNNY! right? right?... right.... awhhh mannn. Okay so to my surprise, the very very short lte ive found with only 5 Thousand Characters has been added to the lte list. That could happen? That... that could actually happen????? thats actually really off to me. Im surprised that this could ever happen. But, this is the first lte that showed me the boundaries of what could and what COULDN'T be in the lte list. so we can type 5 thousand characters and never do such a thing for the rest of your god damn fucking life??? That's an oddity to me! i am SHOCKED. hello again ppeople, it may come to a great surprise that i have came back for another lte update video. Why did i do this? i have to reinforce my motivation for this lte. i have been stalling this until the end of the day because well... i have no fucking idea WHY i didnt star earlier. here i am though, and sprout, im sorry. why am i apologizing to sprout and most SPECIFICALLY sprout? well uh... the great idea is because sprout told me if i were to get to 510 THOUSAND CHARACTERS. TODAY. i would be able to have fanart AND a detailed animation of my owns. now i already have alot of shit that sprout made of me... but i really want that fan art. i need the fan art. im dying for the fan art. and i only have 2 hours and 10 minutes left to make this fucking update oh my god.... oh yeah by the way did you know i have given up trying to pass jaiden? no? obviously fucking not, you're probably not even in the lte discord... probably. i mean if youre reading the entirety of this, i would think youre like... uhh... in the fucking discord. im saying fuck too much. fuck fuck the fuck is this fuck talking the fuck about. oh my fucking fuck. Fuck! Okay. quite sweary brother!! ✓ thats really true!! ✓✓✓ true as a motherfucker!!!! ✓✓✓✓✓✓ okay i have to stop spamming its extremely fucking Uh. lazy. also im listening to the smashing pumpkins now because yes is getting repetitive... what do you mean repetitive? i mean... i meaaan... i dont know? you're literally using one of their songs RIGHT NOW brother. You have No actual Reason to Listen to the Smashing Mumbkeens!!! what. stop. dude. dont do that. please. What did I do? you spell an amazing group wrong! thats bad. thats like. horrible. Okay im sorry brother. tahts.okay brother. i love you brother. i love you too brother. okay brother ill be gone now brother. I'll see you later brother. I'll miss you brother. ill miss you too brother. dont fret brother. stay safe brother. brother. brother!!! uh. Whay fon H doodoo What am i even doing anymorw what is H doodoo. You fool!!! You absolute buffoon!!!!! hello you may have saw the uh. position change. thats because i had to check discord for a bit. im back though. Im Back!!! Oh shit 9 percentage?? thats horrible!!! hold on for a minute people i will Be Right Back!!!!!! hello im back. I had to Again. Check discord. i dont know what i am even doing anymore, but shit its not good!!! i tried spraying the bed bugs clean off the fucking bed, they just wont die!!! hold on let me like do it again so like be right back brothers. okay nevermind the fucking RECORDING ENDED FOR SOME REASON. I AM FUCKING FUMING!!!! AAAAA!!! THIS IS SO ANNOYING, well since im at it i may aswell start like... keep typing so i can amazingly amazing amazingly do the lte and make it longer. and longer.. and... longer.... i had to leave the bed for a minute so the spray can ware off of the bed so it doesn't feel super. wet. Hopefully the bedbugs are fucking dead now and i pray for that to be true. BECAUSE EVERY NIGHT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THEIR FUCKING ACTIONS TO MY SKIN, AND I DONT LIKE HOW IT WORKS. now im listening to lcd soundsystem. The song that is on right now is Home. it sounds good. I love it. Amazing!! well!!! amazing!!!! amazing AND well!!!!! i don't see why nobody listens to it its SO niche. Super niche. HAHAHHAHA niche. niche mangos. Im waiting for the Good part Of the song. nevermind the whole song is good. I wont lie!!! Its good!! im going to die? I wont lie!!! Its good!! frozen Chicken? No need! for the Chicken Defroster Deposit Administration! LONG VERSION FOR CDDA!!! IT GOT TO A PART THAT HITS ME IN THE SONG!!! AAAAHH!! ihsknf its amazing. its amazing. oh my god. Look around you. You're surrounded. You wont get any better!!! Okay. YOUU. the hide button. you keep appearing. You deadly beast. HOW ABOUT YOU STOP SHOWING UP BITCH!!! OWWWCH THAT FUCKING HURT. BUT I LEFT YOU BEHIND STUPID HIDE BUTTON!!! YOURE AWAY FROM ME NOW!!!! HAHAHHAA!!! you horrible beast. i am NEVER going to see you EVER again... but theres no way to stop you.... Please. I dont Need you. I never needed you. YOURE WORTHLESS. YOU HAVE NO WORTH IN MY LIFE. GO AWAY AND NEVER APPEAR AGAIN!!! oh man i still need to reach 510 thousand... im barely even NEAR 500 thousand... IM NEVER GOING TO REACH THE DEADLINE!!!! AAAWHHHGGH bOOhOO! bOOhOo!!! WHAY!!! WHAYYYY!!! WAHHH!!! waluigi. hi. Hi. brother i keep getting sidetracked by Amaze. did i already talk about amaze??? i dont know... let me check... yeah I didn't really talk about amaze at all. Amaze is a game where it randomly generated a clearable maze as a pink ball and you have to fill the whole thing up. Its not really a maze its just an unfilled canvas yet to be painted. Thats your job, to completely paint it by moving up, down, left, or right, as a random paint blob ball. i played it, and randomly got addicted. I found out sooner or later that the game is actually INFINITE and theres no end. that just inspired me more to keep on playing the game. i got to 100 levels, 200 levels, 300 levels, at a pace that keeps going upwards and faster. 400 levels. 500 levels. 600 levels. EVEN FASTER!!! 700 levels, 800 levels, 900 levels. UNTIL FINALLY!!!! 1000 LEVELS!!! i gave up playing after that since i had barely much to do at all. Say, i wonder if the game changed? Nope the only change was the game apps thumbnail, thats neat. Yeah... thats really neat.... hmm.... did i already answer sprouts question as to why it gets nauseous on cars, road trips, shit like that?? no??? maybe??? ill just paste the answer here because i need more ccharacters. I WROTE THIS. i believe eye signals too as inertia could probably be a working force to keep your body in place, so your eyes signals your brain and it makes it think its doing something it doesnt want to. But im fucking stupid so like i dont know. sprout gave me the motivation boost that i needed so i can ACTUALLY fucking reach the goal i wanted. But about the goal, i asked sprout if he could lower the goal to 500 thousand characters, and he said sure. at one point he said "you're welcome brother" and it reminded me of something. Nearby the end of parappa the rappa 2 parappa says, "you're welcome brother" in a lyric. I decided to send a gif of what it reminded me of. Sprout replied, "PARAPPA", kind of cool or whatever. In the longest text ever discord, sprout talked about how his country is raining at the moment, and that combined with the fan he has makes it feel cold. Pink pickle or someone asked, "does it snow where you are?" and sprout said, "indonesia is a tropical country" which i am assuming means, "no". Then replies to himself, "what are the chances of it even snowing here" or along the lines of that quote. We never found the answer. sprout said, "i wanna go to amerima", then shortly after, adds, "sno man" I reply, "no the fuck you dont" then we rambled a short amount of time about the president. Anyways, then they talked about their temperature. Sprout said the temperature where hes at currently has reached 27 degrees Celsius. i call it low, Ponk pokcle calls it Hot. i dont believe you pink pickle. Where pink pickle is from, they have a really cold place. As appealed to jesus christ, please pull your great candidate of washington state out of your place of shivering, as her temperature is 11 DEGREES CELSIUS. thats extremely low, sprout replies, "i dont even know if that should be considered hot anymore" to, "the hottest it will get is 16°c". and i completely agree to sprouten reed on that one. Theres no warmth, just deadly amounts of shivering. Anyways, we just kept talking about temperatures, and they were shocked to hear it reached 118 degrees fahrenheit where i am from... i am yet to see how that is surprising at all when all i complain about is how undeservingly warm it is inside arizona. ESPECIALLY the lower parts. like really its an oddity to me. anyways, from that conversation ALONE. i have stalled for 15 FUCKING MINUTES TO ACTUALLY FUCKING UPDATE MY LONGEST TEXT EVER TO 500 THOUSAND CHARACTERS... and theres only 9 more minutes left... i dont believe i can do this now... im so done for... i really am. i hate this i really do. I really dont like deadlines but... this one is one i cannot recover. Its been fun people but i dont believe i could make it in 8 fucking minutes now its fucking 8 minutes thats Horrible. HORRIBLE AS SHIT. OH MY GODDD!!!! its 11:52, i have nothing to talk about, i am FUCKING SICK OF THIS SHIT!!! sprout i really wish. i really wish you didnt fucking talk for a bit, so i could focus, but this is basically half my fault as i decided to interact with them, im the one who choses if i should talk with the people who are talking currently or dont... and i choose to talk with people instead of TALKING IN MY FUCKING LTE OHHH MYYY GOODDDDDFC! dfc made an entry in his longest text ever in discord, he believed that he was the first one to create a longest text ever update in discord... i correct him stating that i have already done such a thing, which is sad for him, yet i dont really think if its an important thing to note take about here. OH MY GOD I ONLY HAVE 5 FUCKING MINUTES HERE. THATS... uhh let me do the math..... 300 FUCKING SECONDS!!! IT IS CURRENTLY TICKING DOWN FAST. oh god now it 240 SECONDS. IM NOT DOING SO WELL RIGHT NOW, IM GOING TO HAVE TO BULK PUSH THIS SHIT FASTER. NO CHECKING THE LTE CHARACTER COUNT, NO OVERLY BEING A FUCKING IDIOT AND TALKING WITH PEOPLE, NO NOTHING. I HAVE TO STAY FUCKING FOCUSED ON MY LONGEST TEXT EVER. sprout is counting on me. he belives in me. he thinks i could do this... but what could i possibly do??? what could i possibly say????... I try to remind ricky to update his lte... he will not. Hes writing a story with his fucking god damn girlfriend. Anyways like... Uh... what the fuck can i say. OH GOD 2 MORE MINUTES. 120 SECONDS. OH FUCK OH FUCK OH SHIT OH SHIT!!!! im not doing so well right now. Sprout. Im sorry.... i couldnt do it. Im sorry sprout. Please forgive my mad incompetence. these sweet instincts.... ruin my life!!!! That was a reference..do you love... my references???... do you love it??? Okay, one more minute down on the clock of pheonix, arizona... i hopefully hope for hopefully 500 thousand characters... so really soon i must stop... and now i have to stop... im so scared... what if i didnt reach it??? STOP STALLING AND GIVE US THE SCOOP ON HOW MANY CHARACTERS YOU HAVE!!! OKAY FINE BITCH!!!... lets see... oh god... in 3... 2... 1... 0... okay so, im in school right now so i may aswell tell you if i got 500 thousand or not at this point in date... NO THE HELL I ABSOLUTELY DID NOT!!! OH MY GOD DUDE I AM SO FUCKING INSUFFERABLE JESUS CHRIST AHHH!!!! there is only 5 thousand characters left for me until i reach the grand 500 thousand characters, so i didnt really get to it, but i am extremely close to what i want to reach... i mean im doing amazingly and swimmingly well in my longest text ever, i just have to call for desperate mesures. EVEN THOUGH I HAVE BEEN IN DESPERATE TIMES FOR SOOOO GOD DAMN LONG. what in gods name have i possibly been doing. bro what the hell are my classmates doing, why the HELL are they singing, "mimimimimimi mi" brother. Brother. Brother. Bruvvy. bruv boiiii. Okay what the hell am i evenj saying anbymore iu said what i wanted to say.... but my teacher isnt doing anything right now so maybe... just maybe.... i have lot of time to create this amazing widespread loingest text ever. i have a while in this class it will take a while until a new period. I will wait. I will not rest. Until my teacher finally changes their mind and completely asks for us to stop what we are doing and hit the work cycle over and over again. and now they just asked for us to stop. Okay well im going to go now so goodbye people, stay safe peeps.

week 13: Hello, the butterflies plan worked and now the humanoid bees are dead... instead of a few that escaped. Thats right! there are still some bees on the loose, and are living with us human beings, seems like they learned their lesson and stopped getting havoc in place on the world. But who cares about that? THE SUN IS TURNING GREEN! THATS RIGHT, THE SUN IS GOING TO THROW UP RIGHT AT US!!! WHAT WILL THE THROW UP BE LIKE? NORMAL THROW UP LIKE HUMANS DO? ANIMAL THROW UP? A BIG ASS LIGHT BEAM????? LET US SEE... and.... boom... The sun threw up. Its a new type of throw up. Cyambolai. Cyambolai is 8000000 year old wine + chili pepper + microplastic + animal shit mixed together, making a radioactive yet sleek liquid solid texture. And THE WORST SMELL FELT IN HISTORY. it kills people Instantly when smelled!!! HORRIBLE!!! and thats the news for this week, hope you enjoyed okay? o