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hello, I'm gonna be updating this page every day for the next... who knows? anyways uhm... I don't know.... I think I lost my train of thought but.... this might be a roundabout way of saying this, but... I. HATE. SAUERKRAUT!!! that's what I'm really trying to say. anyways, I'm gonna talk about febreze, I like the smell... that's kinda it, I mean what's so cool about febreze man, its just air freshener. what I'm gonna do is list the ingredients if it does. It contains... water, alcohol, triethylene glycol, nitrogen, PEG-60 hydrogenated castor oil, propylene glycol, C11-15 pareth-7, sodium phosphate, sodium carbonate, and methylisothiazolinone. what a super duper omega alpha can of febreeze, wow! yeah I know she was SO surprised!! really? oh for sure! I mean it wasn't really big, just a little bug, but flower went CRAAAAZY!!!! oh my god FLOWER is really afraid of bugs! well, yeah. flower thinks shes so FABULOUS. like the time she asked ice cube if she was BEAUTIFUL! 'hey, ice cube! do you think I look beautiful??? uhh... no? *kick*' y'all I don't really know what I would do with this LTE, I'll just list off a couple of things I'm interested in... bfdi, itft, eating, miitopia, Steven universe, regretevator, dandy's world, mcsm (minecraft story mode), weird al, Tyrone the maker, tally hall, and many other stuff that I forgot about. atp if you talk about anything you hyperfixate on or have interest in, there's a 60/40 chance I would be into the same interest. black holes are a thing in the middle of the Galaxy, what I'm gonna talk about is if you were sucked in! well done becoming an Italian delicacy to it, spaghetti. I FUCKING LOVE BARBACUE BACON CHEESEBURGERS, HOLY SHIT. IT TASTES DELICIOUS, THE HEAT AND THE SMOKE, ITS JUST SO FRESH!!!1!!!!! AND DONT FORGET THE FUCKING CRUNCH YOU GET ON THAT FIRST BITE, THE JUICE THAT GOES IN YOUR MOUTH AS YOU CHEW AND CHEW AND CHEW ONTO THAT MEAT, THE CHEESE JUST ADDS ON. THE PERFECT MELT THE CHEESE HAS IS ABSOLUTELY, STRETCHY, YOU CAN NEVER GET WRONG WITH IT. and oh don't get me STARTED on double BBQ bacon cheeseburgers. DOUBLE THE CRUNCH, DOUBLE THE BACON, DOUBLE THE MEAT, AND DOUBLE THE FUCKING CHEESE, OH MY GOD ITS SO FUCKING PEAK. THIS + BARBAQUE SAUCE AND KETCHUP OH MY GOD AAAAAHhh!!!!! whoever invented this must be the king, I owe my life to this bitch. y'all I think I was glazing a bit too much on the BBQ bacon burgers, the bread is always stale on the burgers and I really wish it matched with the rest of the burgers, i cant lie. guys ive been having this cough for a while, and I've been using numbing spray and dayquil (for whatever reason), well its not been a while, maybe only for 2-3 days, but still. I feel like Im dying, with every cough making me feel like I'm melting. please help bro I think I'm dead D;. alright so this would just be about some dumb stuff that happened in my life, I went fishing 5 years ago, one time a cat looked at me and sighed, one time I fell down the stairs and I got a huge ass bruise, and that fall was just down 3 fucking steps. yeah my life is fucking boring, I have jack shit to talk about now, like what am I supposed to do? anyways I'm gonna go now, xiaohuangshu!!!!!!!!!!! you guys want a thing to watch when ur bored? a thing to watch while you eat? a thing to watch in the background? well I have a playlist full of videos above 1 hour long. you can watch it here. all right this will be a large one... so I played this game called aiabs, short for afk in a basement simulator, and WOW did it build a large part of me. alright from the top, I started playing when I watched Luca (2 weeks or months after release), and my brother named Dylan AKA Ricky, said, 'hey, we should play this game called afk sim!'. once I started playing it I was in LOVE with the game. I played like 100 mins a day, for weeks. after 3 weeks, I went to my moms friends house because... yeah? and my phone was gonna die so I used their charger, and as I scroll on YouTube for afk sim secrets, and what I saw was a game named, aiabs. anyways after all that I was immediately going on Roblox to play it, the game was active with only like 14 people, I don't remember, and once I joined, I was socializing with everyone. and now for the drama, in that game there was an admin named Lucas, he was chill back then in 2021, he was all good in my book. but 2 years later, he became trans and told us they should be named lily. as we found out, someone named Luna made a video about aiabs discord, and what I saw was shocking, I saw that Lucas AKA lily... was a fucking groomer. he changed genders only because he can get with someone UNDERAGED. oh yeah, 2 years later now in aiabs, another admin named Dennis started calling us all n4z15, only because he got banned on aiabs (I think...), oh and yeah Lucas gave Luna owner before he left, and deleted their account. yeah I never wanted to be involved with this, because I spread the news. ok bye peeps, gossip gone. XIAOHUANGSHUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 bro I fucking love typolution, just search up typolution on youtube and watch it. but still, the message it conveys, and basically the fucking song itself just matches with everything. I watch it every day now and you cant convince me to stop. never. as I'm writing this its playing in the background, and I'm basically stalling until the song ends, just waiting, and waiting. what a joyous!!! I made my own language once, but its mainly just fuckin... random letters :P ok I'm gonna give the link now, mwehehe the amazing decaprio art of language. so have fun tryna learn it!!!! (unfinished) X) awh man as much as I like music, I also like silence. who doesn't want that either?? well, other than the average classmates? silence is basically peace, you get to think without any distractions!!! silence is basically anywhere, you just cant find it much. you just need a perfect place at a perfect time for it. once you've had it you cant forget it broooo I loved arson ever since I was little, at the very ripe age, straight from the branch, the young age of TWO. arson was a very great, a neat. I like seeing it spread across the very thing it has been set up on! XD my favorite thing to do while doing arson is to make sure it spreads to the other buildings. I mainly set it on large orphanages, just so they realize that they aren't gonna hold their mothers hand as they die. what a great thing to exist, a very very amazing thing to do, in other words... I love arson and I would die for it, never underestimate arson, and what it does for everyone in the long run...... we have an overpopulation crisis anyways. hey guys, I feel a bit too overbooked rn, tryna take care of my cough, have some time to talk with friends, and update this page, but I really wanna get past someone on the actual LTE. :) I'm hoping for the best, and I wanna get past them as fast as possible. also when I pass them I might stop, idk, maybe reach 100k characters and then I stop? ,':[ yeah maybe, but there's no way you would be able to know until I say so. anyways, peace!!! I hate shows that get milked dry, heck its not even dry its just GONE. like nobody gives a shit about you anymore, only for the fact of getting hated on. nickelodeon milking spongebob SquarePants is just one of them, and it is UNIVERSALLY hated only on the newer seasons. not to be rude but, we don't want new seasons, we only want the ones from the prime age. there's no use just adding on more and more onto a story that doesn't exist anymore. anyways rant out, BYEEEE!! y'all think I'm doing too much? idk, I feel like I am... how do people do such crazy stuff? like how do you innovate through something that's once thought to be impossible??? its fucking crazy man, like people are discovering transportation, people are completing impossible levels in geometry dash (more on geometry dash later) and so much more!!! its actually fucking crazy to me :c I feel left out man I really wish I can do something in life, I want to be seen for once. I still want to view how people do their stuff from the spectating prospective, but I want to help through something atleast. just got some cookies, 1 sugar cookie, and 3 double chocolate cookie with chocolate chips. they were very great and i would eat again, 9/10, the consistency wasnt very consistent, but its still amazing none the less. man i really wish i had milk with it, it woulda made the whole thing very amazing. the first cookie was a bit too under baked, the 2nd cookie fell apart in an instant, but yet they were still YUMMY :D.yeah still a 9/10, its great. one time my mother had a 6 pack ofdoctor pepper unopened and it wasnt opened since, due to her restricting us of drinking the dr pepper, i really wish i knew what it tasted like, but ill never know. ;C if youre wondering how old it was, it was more than a YEAR OLD [:[ yeah it was just sitting there for 1 - 2 years without anyone drinking it, if i drank it i would actually grow mold on my body. yall ever hyperfixate on a game, or just play a game you really like, then find out a 4 year old from asia beats the world record speedrun by 3.46 seconds and can never be beat??? yeah, couldnt be me bro... couldnt be me..... ive never broken a bone, yeah everyone should experience it just one time. ive never broken a bone, but ive had a leg been in extreme pain for 2-3 months nonstop. ive never been able to sit down and adjust my position without my leg starting to hurt sharply :1 its way better now but in the time ive been in pain... yeah it fuckin hurt bro. geometry dash was a game made in 2013, very cool game!!! it only costs like $3.99, and its basically a STEAL. you have an editor, a level search, and to motivate you to keep playing, there are demons, and stars. none the less dont base geometry dash on youtube shorts, base it off the youtube :) anyways time to talk more about gd community. the gd community is just a balance of groomers, problematic people, players, ogs, and people who beat things on the demon list. lets just talk about the people who beat those demons. THEY ARE SURREAL. i remember when tartar sauce aka tartarus was first, now its pushed to basically the top 40 (i think :]) and dont get me started on ACHERON. i also remember it being top one for a LONG TIME. avernus was like 2nd when acheron was 1st, and now its 3rd, and its ABOVE ACHERON. if thats so it shouldve been top one for a year. yeah, the avernus thing was verified a year ago. honestly its CRAZY how acheron is 5th on the demon list. im very surprised these people have been growing so fast to just make it so far that they are verifying what was once IMPOSSIBLE. doggie, right now, is verifying GRIEF... FUCKING GRIEF, people are surprised it can even be physically possible by a human. no like actually, and doggie is VERY far into the level. HE HAS 80% AS HIS FARTHEST RUN FROM 0%. HOW THE FUCK... someone named whizkidd, one of the best spammers in geometry dash, verified silent poltergeist...... let that sink in bro, silent poltergeist. YOU CAN EVEN WATCH THE VERIFICATION, ITS FUCKING INSANE. like actually i am surprised it even can happen. im... appaled... whatever im happy people are growing, society should be evolving no matter what. choo choo train in the forest never stops rolling on the rails. even the small animals cant hurt it. one bunny ts name them carl labugga jr the iii descendant aka carl. he would never give up trying to derail hthe choo choo train. he placed a rock on the rails, yet it never went off. he placed a log on rails, he sliced right through like a sharp axe. later than not, he placed himself on the rails. and coo choo train stopped. he never lets himself risk death on his journey, even upon others. choo choo train cares about others in forest, everyone is just like him, living in the forest. guys i love cheese, dont you too? you have to always have the urge to eat cheese at specifically 3 am. cheese is a universal food. who doesnt love cheese? just yummy yummy, cant wait for 3 am to eat it again. shredded cheese and flat square cheese is the ones that i like the most, dont really want triangle cheese nor holed, it has less cheese than i need. alright guys im gonna throw a boomerang, and i sharpened it very much. alright guys HeRE WE GO!!! 3, 2, 1, GO! ooh, OOH, IM GONNA GET UT, IM GONNA GET IT!!! cmon bro i have to catch it. H ITS COMING BACK!!! almost there... AAAAA *gets fucking decapitated* hello everyone, well, maybe like 1 person. another update on my cough. its getting better!! yayyyy!!! :DDD but its still going on, i hope it gets better than ever. i lost my medicine somehow, it just erased itself from my grasp. i really dont know where it is, i just hope i find it soon??? ,':( but, when i do, i WILL take a lethal overdose of the medicine. when i get better i will do another update about it, but for now im finished. BYEBYEEEEE!!!! :))) alright i will only be talking about cancel culture... its fucking dogshit. im like surprised it exists, like WHY is it like that. if you do anything even slightly bad, like a mistake in spelling? OOOFFF offensive to us youre COOKED, CANCELLED AHAHAHAHA. do anything AMAZING TO HUMANKIND, anything even innovative, but you look even slightly ugly??? OHH NOOOOO!!!! youre done bud, bye bye to you, CANNNCEEELLLED AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH BAHAHAHAH!!!! like look im not making fun of anyone... but twitter is fucking DUMB, DO ANY RESEARCH PLEASE, when someone has grooming allegations, you HAVE to look into it. IS IT REEAAALLYY THAT HARD to do the SLIGHTES bit of research?????? yall are DUMBASSES. like GOOGLE exists, THE PLATFORM IT WAS ALLEGEDLY ON exists, FUCKING CONFIRMATION VIDEOS EXIST. THE PLATFORM YOU TALKING ABOUT THIS ON EXISTS. yet your fingers are too tired just yaaaaaaapping and YAAAKKING away about how they are a pedo when they obviously ARENT. twitter. is. dumb. and ANOTHER NOTE, when ANYONE HAS A HOTTAKE thats ACTUALLY fr, an influencer comes in, and because they are verified, they are agreed with. YALL JUST BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU SEE. YOU NEED RESEARCH, FACT PROOFING, ANSWERS FROM ANYWHERE. listen TO. YOUR. TEACHERS. BE A FUCKING HUMAN AND USE COMMON SENSE. anyways thats basically it, bye. lostwave. lostwave is crazy to me because, how the fuck do you find... something that was thought to be never found... because its been lost for 10 FUCKING YEARS... its actually crazy bro, and then you realize that they still didnt find one that SEEMS TO BE EASY TO FIND. its genuinely crazy to me, how the fuck do you find THE MOST MYSTERIOUS SONG ON THE INTERNET... before you can find a song with the largest lead EVER... i know its based on how people check for the song, not to judge because i dont really help... but seriously???! anyways bye. guys, i didnt go to school today because of the cough. it got WAY worse, i mean i was coughing once every 30 - 70 minutes, BUT THEN NOW ITS EVERY MINUTE. its getting on my FUCKING NERVES now, i really want a CURE for this. IM SICK OF THIS (metaphoracally). AAAAGHHHH i wanna KILL MYSELFFF!! when this ends i will party like its the last day of the earth. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STOP COUGHING ME!!! DDD; omfg i think i know what came first between chicken or the egg!! the answer is family formation and mutation. the egg gets layed by an unknown animal, dont really know... but when they layed the egg, it was probably mutated enough, but not enough to become the chicken we know today. when that animal between the chicken and the unknown animal lays another egg, it can possibly be mutated again, or got the same formation it had earlier, until it became what we knew. well you know IM NOT A SCIENTIST. this is just a theory, A GAME THEORY!! (throw a tomahawk at my neck if i do that again.) but yet, it would be the chicken inside the egg, so its BOTH born at the same time. but technically the egg MIGHTVE came first. look again this is just a theory. guys i KNOW IM A DUMBASS, but im not a dumb dumbass. yeah im not a very good thinker, but i atleast try at thinking... anyways thats basically all i can say in this text, im a dumb fuck, wow! who woulda guessed??? anyways, goodBYEEE!! Its crazy that speedrunning even exists, there are large searches for skips, and mathematical precision against whatever they want in their time… and they only lose 0.09 seconds in the fucking time. It is kinda beyond my understanding, but somehow, i realize how important this is. I dont know why but speedrunning is EXTREMELY INTRIGUING to me, its just crazy why people get out of their way to just lose time on a game that was made in 2007 on flash that was never meant to go in these boundaries. Still, im actually intrigued into it, its honestly surprising that this can happen, like at all. Heres how oreos can link to hydrogen, oreos link to hydrox, because oreos are an imitation of it, and hyrdrox links to hydrogen, because the name is based off it, too easy? I dont really care, because im still proud of it, you cant do anything about it. B] Yall like fries? Im gonna rank types of fries from worst type to best. Mcdonalds fries, they are BLAND AS FUCK. id ask for more salt but they are already salty enough on making these fries. Crinkle fries, its trash, atleast it has some salt unlike mcdonalds, yet the texture on the inside isnt crunchy, all the times i eat these they are always either soft but salty, or crunchy but little amount of salt. Sorry not to be rude, but tater tots. These arent even fries much, doesnt really give off the great taste as fries, but they are crunchy and salty enough. Waffle fries, yeah they are good, fun to eat, but bad texture, and little salt. Good amount of crunch, but some softness in the inside. Regular fries, yeah its here, what do you expect, yeah good crunch, great taste, but isnt fun to eat. Potato wedges, these are fun to eat, crunchy, and salty enough, but they have a slight burnt taste to be honest. Curly fries, yeah these are great. They are fun to eat, crunchy enough, salty enough, just enough fried, but isnt AS consistent as i want. Very good anyways. We got nacho fries, OH THEY ARE SO GOOD. the cheese on it is perfect for the great crunch, amazing consistency, FUN to eat, and fried enough for one of the best fries ever. And thats basically it, for another ranking please like and subscribe and ring that bell for more notifications. Im gonna list 17 ways to turn off an alarm clock, 1: the normal way, 2: punch it, 3: kick it, 4: throw it out the window, 5: poke it with a stick, 6: use your tongue, 7: shoot it with a pistol, 8: fire, 9: throw it at a wall, 10: destroy it with a sledgehammer, 11: kick it out of your house, 12: throw it out of this dimension, 13: put it on the road and let cars run it over, 14: make your dog eat it, 15: disassemble it, 16: deliver it to malaysia, and 17: be the alarm clock. Hope this helps you sleep in bed tonight, goodbye. Ok i just realized i can just keep listing ways to do stuff, heres how to eat a hamburger in 9982 seconds. Step 1: get the hamburger, step 2: if youre in america, drive to texas, if your in another country, drive to the 2nd nearest country, if youre in a water surrounded country fly to the nearest country. Step 3: go to a steakhouse there if there is. Step 4: order a steak. Step 5, after the steak has been received, eat it as fast as you can, and tell the people who work there, “my steak is looking weird” and show the hamburger. Step 6: they will grab the hamburger, and place it somewhere. Step 7: wait until the steak has been digested, and go to the restroom. Step 8: as you are in the restroom you dig downwards and go to the kitchen of the steakhouse. Step 9: successfully grab the hamburger back, you got a free steak too! Step 10: drive/fly home and move to the farthest place from the front door. Step 11: get some youtube on. Step 12: dig in as you eat your hamburger. I estimate this WILL take 9982 seconds, its undeniable. :) When i was making this LTE, i was making it in another website, and there might be some remnants of the text talking about the website it was in itself. If i were to post it on that website there mightve been some backlash between some people. It would just suck. Anyways im done for this part, bye! Alright guys, i have a large story to tell ya about from thursday to sunday. So i went to the pool on tuesday for like 4 hours, it was pretty fun, not gonna lie. But there are way more better shit in this thing that i can get on through. Ok on friday… We went to the movies, we watched dogman (when i say we i mean my entire family.) and i kinda enjoyed it, its pretty enjoyable, and loyal to the books. Then, right after that, we went to the car dealership, i forgot how to say it, uh… and we got a new car, which was pretty sick! Ok, on sunday, i went to the amusement park (castles N coasters specifically.) We got the elite pass so we can do basically anything in it. So first i went to the horse spinning thing because my baby sister wanted to go on it, and after that i tried to get on the drop (the one near the carousel) but they said we couldnt go on because its for small people, why did you even let us in in the first place bro. Anyways due to that disgraceful fact, i saw ANOTHER drop. THIS TIME it was the TALLEST RIDE IN THE AMUSEMENT PARK. i INSISTED on going on it, and i did. My mother went on it too, and once we were rising, somehow i wasnt scared. But, we reached the top, and once it finally fully went off, and no time to recognize how far up we are… IT FUCKING DROPS. Wow who coulda guessed that.the only reason its sounding weird is because im tryna stall it to make this LTE longer… yeah. So, once it fell, i didnt feel myself on the seat at ALL. i didnt think i was gonna hold on the fucking seat, and i would fall off. It only lasted for 3 seconds, and when i got off, i was SHAKING. This part is getting long so im gonna stop talking about the drop. After that, we went inside the patriot, somehow being the first and maybe the only time im gonna ride a roller coaster. I did NOT like the way it twisted me to the side, it fucking pressured a bit TOO much. And then we had to do it, TWICE. Aint no fucking way im doing THAT AGAIN. After that, there wasnt really much to do anymore, nothing really caught my eye. One of the only things that caught my eye were the teacups, and they didnt even let me on because there was a height limit. We went the fucking stranger stuff scary house (YES IT WAS NAMED STRANGER STUFF. 😭) and, it costed 2 ADDITIONAL DOLLARS. It was pretty stupid, because it shoulda have gone with the elite pass, BECAUSE THE FUCKING THING WAS A SCAM, most of it wasnt scary, and when it was it only made me shiver, not fully down my spine. Pretty fucking shitty if you ask me. Anyways we got cotton candy, and we waited for my father to come back with my brotherins for half an hour, maybe and hour. MY SISTER WAS CRYING THE WHOLE TIME, and to cheer her up, we went to the carousel AGAIN. It was more boring than the first time, feel like you cant get a kick out of something there twice. But after they came back, he asked to go on the drop, and i went with him. EVEN WHEN I FELT NEAR DEATH FROM THE FIRST TIME, i still went ON THE DROP AGAIN. Once we went on i felt it WAY WORSE THAN BEFORE, because i KNEW what was gonna happen. And because it was night time this time, i couldnt see what was gonna happen. And when i dropped, i closed my eyes, AND THAT STILL DID NOTHING. It fucking SCARES ME bro. Idk how people call near impending doom, “fun”. Anyways, after that, they wanted to go to the bumper cars, and i went with them. It was pretty fun not gonna lie, but it put ALOT of pressure on my stomach. Anyways after all of that, i went to mcdonalds for dinner, and went to sleep at home. Oh yeah i forgot to mention before all of that we got a new phone, that i BARELY use. Ok, on sunday i just went to the hotel, and we got 4 pizza boxes, 3 dominos, 1 little caesars. Ate alot of the pizza, like almost a whole box. Alright, thats the end of it all, i cant believe this all happened anyways, it was pretty fun. OK, BYYYEEE!!! Bro i dont understand how i even found LTE. but anyways heres how i found it, i really wanted to read a really large thing when i get bored. I didnt find one, i found like 18 in this. Im glad i found this because i dont think this entire thing would exist if i didnt. I mean i sure hope this does get released for yall to see. Also fact about this part, i placed it here because i was originally gonna talk about how long the past text was (the one above of this part). Anyways this part is done, BYE BYE BYE! :) Ok, so i made a routine where when i go to school, i take an uber to and from the school. I had an idea that i would like to share with you, When i go in an uber, i hear songs playing from the radio that they have, so i will make a list of every song they play and my thoughts on it. Im only stating the ones i remember. One time i heard a jesus christ song, cant tell the name because i DONT know the name. The one i heard today is Flowers by Miley Cyrus or smtn, tbh it isnt really that good for me. IM NOT TRYNA BE A RAGEBAITER, but id say it doesnt really stick with me. 2nd is… well i somehow forgot, maybe tomorrow i can tell you more. This is the story of how i got the name, whyislands. The name came from roblox (who woulda guessed). BUTTT there is a wider story to it. SO, here it is. So i started playing roblox in 2019, and i kept on playing AND PLAYING. I changed the password to it because i was mad at my brother for not beliving i was strong enough to open a fucking bottle of soda, dissing his ass. BUT, even after i changed it, it still worked when i put in my old password. So i still kept playing. When i got home from five below, i showed my brother this after logging in. he said for me to log out, and do it again. When i did NOW it did needed the new password. I tried logging in for HOURS, then i just gave up. 2 days later, my brother gave me a new account he made, and the name for the account, was whyislands. Alright this part is finished, i hope you enjoyed, and i hope you enjoyed I just found out about that someone won a super smash bros melee tournament with a fucking yoshi. And again its still fucking suprising that people can do this shit like that. It happened like 3 years ago i probably shouldve KNOWN THAT already. Anyways i only wanted to share this with you because i just watched a 51 minute documentary on this mf. Ok bye Oh yeah i forgot to mention that my cough is GONE!!!! Yayaaaaaayyayayaya, but it turns out, my mother has the coughs now, that doesnt go so well. Anyways, discord randomly gave me a whole week of free nitro when my computer died and i turned it back on. Its PRETTY COOL!!! Anyways, this part is done, bye. Alright guys here is my top 100 numbers (specifically the numbers 1-100), number 100 its number 73, number 99 is number 68, number 98 is number 17, number 97 is number 41, number 96 is number 59, number 95 is number 89, number 94 is number 29, and ur not gonna believe this because number 93 is number 35, number 92 is number 91, and number 91 is number 13, number 90 is number 63. Coming up next is number 89 and for number 89 is 43, number 88 is number 33, number 87 is number 44, number 86 is number 65, and number 85 is number 19. Cant wait for number 84? Well now its number 84 and number 84 is the number 28, number 83 is number 77, and number 82 is number 82, number 81 is 61, number 80 is number 3, for 79 is 95 and 78 is 56 and for number 77 its 67. Number 76 is 22, number 75 is 73, 74 is 88 73 is 8 and 87 is 63, sorry if theres doubles but, for number 86 its number 9, number 85 is 60, 84 is 12, and 83 is 59. Guess what because number 82 is number 41, number 81 is 48, number 80 is number 30, number 79 is number 38, number 78 is number 78, number 77 is number 14, number 76 is 21, 75 is 53, 74 is 37, number 73 is 91, 72 is 84, number 71 is 66, 71 is 42, number 70 is 39, 69 is 52, 68 is 94, 67 is 27, 66 is 95, 65 is 17, 64 is 67, and for 63 is 30. Ok so 62 is 18, 61 is 74, 60 is 91, 59 is 32, 58 is 15. 57 is 24, 56 is 99, 55 is 86, 54 is 23, and number 53 its number 70. Number 52 is 33, number 51 is 76, 50 is 38. Alright we are in the 2nd half of numbers, lets see what is in my top 50! Number 49 is number 6, number 48 is 41, 47 is 9, again, if there are any dupes, tell me, but number 46 is 55, 45 is 25, 44 is 73, number 43 is 63, and 42 is 82. Man typing all of this hurts, i cant do all of this at one time, but i HAVE to finish it. 41 is 45, 40 is 54, 39 is 84, 38 is 83, 37 is 62, and 36 is 74. For the number 43, number 43 is placed at number 35, number 34 is number 96, number 33 is 11, 32 is 66, and 31 is 88. And we have number 62 thats placed at 30th, number 29 is 28, 28 is 46, 27 is 57, 26 is 30, 25th place is the number 5, and number 24 is number 48, 23rd is number 37. Number 22 is number 51, number 21 is the number 70, for number 20 is the number 58, at number 19 is number 50. FOR NUMBER 18 ITS NUMBER 46, number 17 is number 43, at number 16 its number 7, 15 is 1, and 14 is 36. At number 13 is number 92, at number 12 its number 58. And at number 11 its number 35. NOW WE AT THE TOP 10 LETS FUCKING GOOOOO!!!! At number 10 its number 2, at number 9 its number 8, at number 8 its number 10, at number 7 its number 50, at number 6 its number 60, at number 5 its number 4, at number 4 its number 23, at number 3 its number 85, and at number 2 its number 95, and for number 1… THE NUMBER 47, i fucking love car from garn47 oh my fucking god. The last text almost numbed my hand down from typing so much in so little time, like i literally cant do all of that in so quick. I dont know WHY i did it, i just had to finish it. It fucking hurt man, i didnt like it. Put alot of strain on my wrist and both pointer fingers, its very painful. TYPING SUCKS SOMETIMES IT REALLY DOES. anyways, bye. Microsoft just recently made a microchip or something that MADE/CAN MAKE A NEW FORM OF FUCKING MATTER. I cant believe this, 2025 is getting even crazier! It can also make up to 90 NEW ELEMENTS. Im actually surprised this can even happen, and microsoft still isnt fixing the windows 11 updates :v Why the fuck is “why does the chicken cross the road” even the prime example for a joke. It doesnt even make sense to me, its just stating that it goes to the other side. Now if it means “the other side” like, heaven and hell, this wouldnt be a problem. I mean there are cars on the road, so it wouldnt be so stupid to count the other side like that. But even though you can cross the road and get ran over, you can also go down the street and go to the local kfc to get butchered and fried. The same joke would’ve worked there, but NO, THEY CHOSE THE FUCKING ROAD, AND DECIDED TO GET RAN OVER LIKE DAVID!!!! There is no fucking punchline to the joke, theres no joke, its just a chicken CROSSING THE FUCKING ROAD. what i will petition is the new prime example of a joke is, “a cow walks into the bar”. You see the punch line is uhh… the cow doesnt have any MOOlah for the beer, haha, GET IT, GET IT?????? Very amazing joke, we SHOULd make it the example of a joke, other than “im walking out on the road, there is a carrr???” –chicken Heres all rules that I THINK should be in the lte rule book. NUMBER 1: you CANT COPY PARTS FROM OTHER LTES (already set), NUMBER 2: dont say ANYTHING that resembles shit like the down there area or anything that comes from that, nor the chest area. Just dont be disgusting about stuff like that. NUMBER 3: no spam (already set too), NUMBER 4: no ascii art, that is basically a loophole for adding more characters on the LTE, NUMBER 5: uhhhh…. Dont be offensive at all, dont have anything like slurs or hate speech in your text, NUMBER 6: if you EVER diss car from garn47 i will kill you (nah this isnt really a rule id add, its a joke, but please dont diss bro.) thank you!!! So i played this game called nitrotype and i ROTTED on that game, You lost the game here is the game. The game is basically just a competitive racing game where you type whatever it prompts you to. Here are all the functions, the garage is where you can change ur car and collect daily loot boxes and play with friends. Season shows the season (wow who figured 2.0), seasons are basically a battle pass where you get a reward for every level you get. Guys im not continuing this part, because i just got fucking nitrotype gold for a year. Im so fucking happy bro, LETS GOOOEE!! Alright bye. Hey, i have something to tell you. Since i didnt really go to school today, there is no daily uber song rankings. Im very disappointed that i couldnt have done it, but maybe tomorrow, i can tell you the songs they put on the radio. See yah tomorrow then! :) Alright since i have nothing much to share with you all, i will tell you what i had for breakfast, lunch, and dinner (?). For breakfast, i had an egg and cheese sandwich. It was pretty good, the mayo added a good part of it, but there wasnt really much ketchup, i forgot to add it. Still good tho, not gonna lie. I would rate it a 7/10. For lunch, another sandwich, very basic. But its a chicken sandwich, with mayo, AND KETCHUP this time. Very good and very tasty, would eat 27 of them. Very peak bro, i cannot believe how good it is. 10/10 im not exaggerating here. For dinner, i had… mcdonalds. This part of the lte took a day to make because uhh… i forgot to update it :P so yeah thats what i had today, BYE!!! So this part will talk about pumpkins. I HATE pumpkins, THEY ARE TRASH!!!! I hate the insides of them, its so fucking TRASH. THERE IS NO WAY IM DIGGING THROUGH THAT PUMPKIN TO JUST CARVE IT. and dont get me STARTED with the carving. ITS TIRING TO CARVE IT, my fingers hurt after the carving, and when ur done? It ROTS AWAY. UR ART MEANS NOTHING AT ALL! Aight dont get me wrong, carving is fun, but it takes up too much time for me. I know people would say, “but thats the entire fucking point, to put effort” yes, but if its gonna rot away, and just become a small decoration for just 2 weeks, then whats the fucking point??? Anyways, rant over, might be a bit controversial, BYE Holy shit im finally talking about bfdi, yoooo!!!!!!! Bfdi was made back in 2010 by 2 peephole, cary and michael huang, aka the htwins. I started watching when BFB started, i liked it, so i kept watching. Bfdi is about objects battling for an island by competing with challenges. This contained something called “viewer voting”, where viewers vote off people who they think shouldnt get the island. The only people they can vote is the team who loses in the challenge, and honestly it sucks tbh. If someone did nothing wrong, then they vote off that person, and it gets fucking worse mate. Just watch the show if ur curious about it, but the timeline is fucking BROKEN. First you gotta watch bfdi, thats the only NORMAL part, then you watch all episodes in bfdia before bfdia , then you watch idfb, that spoils bfdia 6, and then you watch bfb, and dont you DARE go off track, and then you watch bfdia 6-idfk, but theres a part above bfdia 6 that spoils alot of tpot and bfb (but that doesnt matter because u watched bfb), and then you watch tpot, and THEN after that you watch them both at the same time. So its pretty dumb, whatever, i suggest you watch it, its a good show, and i like seeing what they do for every episode, every episode comes out every month. so yeah, WATCH NOW! One time i was on the LTE discord, and i was talking to someone who then said “and yes its made on scratch”. Then i had the idea of, “what if there was an LTE in scratch?” and i kid you not, there WAS an lte on scratch. It turned out that someone made an lte on scratch AND its been there for 4 YEARS. Even after allat it doesnt even count as an lte because there are spams in the text. Its not fully my find but i did have the idea, it was gonna be found anytime soon tho. Ok, im gonna talk about geometry dash again, but this time its different. There is something called GDPS, a geometry dash private server, where it is changed to however the creator of it likes. I played this version called WORST GDPS, otherwise known as WGDPS. WGDPS is where the worst levels get rated, thats it, but you cant spam objects, you can only put a tiny bit of effort in the level, and get it rated. I am in this GDPS known as CARGARN47, and i made a level called feetlicker (yeah weird name i know). And after like 1k attempts i finally verified it, and i told mods to send it for epic. I waited, i waited, and i waited, but then when it got rated, SPOOP RATED IT FEATURED!!! What the fuck happened broski, they agreed at epic, why did you rate it FEATURED?!?!?! This is so unfair!!! I cant believe it man, i did everything for an epic level, EVERYTHING. God fucking damn it!1!11! Im asking more than i needed but, its the thought that counts, whatever. It got rated, and im okay with it. Guys i had 30k characters excluding spaces, but i had to delete some parts because it leaned toward the old website i tested the lte on, im kinda sad it went down a bunch. But hey, this part will get me to 30000 again, so theres no use being a cry baby about it. Alright this should be enough to get it back to 30000 characters without spaces, so this part is finished, im happy i even got this far in the first place. I only started like a month ago (i dont remember when i first started making this LTE) and now im here. Great stuffs. Cant wait for 40k characters without spaces, but until then, i will be continuing the LTE for a while, maybe updates every day or 2, maybe when i need a break, i wont for a week, but for now, i will be going. Wish me luck here guys, peace!!! :) I forgot about the uber thing oh my goodness, i havent been having an uber for so long that i forgot the uber song stuff. Ive usually taken bus or walk to school, and when i do take an uber there are no songs playing on the radio. So yeah, no uber songs for a bit, sorry :P Im gonna be digging to china and i will give updates on the way, see yah. Update 1: nothin much, um… im down 12 meters, but i think im ok, bye. Update 2: same as last time, nothing is going on right now, except for it being a bit warmer and gravity feels weirder. Cya in the next update. Update 3: ok there is a difference now, i feel the hole caving in, so i made a structure surrounding the hole so it doesnt do it on me, im down 87 meters, and its pretty warm, cya in teh next update guys, hope i dont die. Update 4: i dont feel so good, my stomach aches, i found something during the digging tho. It looks like a skull, idk of what though, my head is getting even more dizzy. Ima go to sleep, see ya when i wake up. Update 5: im down 238 meters, and my legs are lighter than before. I threw up in my mouth because of my stomach aches, and the hole is getting more unstable. The heat is getting way warmer, and i want to go back up, but i dont have a ladder to climb back up, so i have to reach china if i want a chance to go back up. Ill see ya next update. Update 6: OH MY GOD OW OW OW, AAAAH eh MY BOWELS. AHHH, im DYING DOWN HERE IHAHAUhhh OWWW!!! I AM CURRENTLY 641 METERS DOWN AND IT HURTS SO BAD. I HAVE TO WRITE MY STUF ON PAPER BEFORE HERE BECAUSE THERES NO DATA DOWN HERE. AAAAAAAHhhh. Update 7: no, i cant do it, im leaving bro i just cant, IT HURTS, im DIGGING OUTTA HERE. IT BURNS, IT BURNENS Alright guys i dont know what to talk about here, so im gonna say 10 facts about me. I went to the gifted and talented class back in 3rd grade to 8th grade. I have more than 6 cats. One time my brother burned me with popcorn as a joke straight from the microwave. I almost burned a house down because i forgot to add the WATER to the microwavable ramen, and i am not trustable of holding everything, because if i look away from something, it runs away from me. Its over bro, the fucking lte is over. What do i say??? I dunno. What do i do? I dont know. Oh to hell with it shit is getting boring. All i can say is im getting 40k characters with spaces in this text. Congrats me. i hate mcdonalds but they are so good at the same time. the fries are always so dry but not all the time i get it salty enough man. its just rng right now, its either good or bad. the big mac has TOO much sauce, when i eat it, it just slobbers all over the fucking box. like holy shit i want to eat my fries why did you mess my HANDS UP. the chicken nuggets are fine, i usually take off the shell and eat it and then eat the inside of the chicken nugget. pretty good appetizer of the entire chicken nugget. i like double cheeseburgers, only because there isnt much sauce and the meat was cooked enough. the cheese is pretty crusty and they always get my order wrong with it. its fucking yummy tho, but the company is pretty bad bro, dont like it. alright so im done with this part, bye. Alright some of this part includes mcdonalds too, i keep getting fucking mcdonalds i dont know why. Anyways i was playing plates up with my brother on his Xbox, and then we were told that we were getting a new apartment room. They told us we can go check it for a bit and i said, “sure”, and so, we did. We went to the apartment and it was larger than the one we still have for a bit, it was pretty cool. Hard tiled floors were kinda better than the carpet as we dont have to pay for cleaning suds for it, and we had 2 rooms for us to be in. it felt pretty nostalgic for no reason, but it was pretty cool!!! Anyways, we found out that there were no socks, so we went to walmart to get some socks. Yeah that part was pretty useless so we’ll just skip. Anyways after that, we went to drive home, and i spotted peter pipers pizza, and as you know i mentioned mcdonalds at the start of this entry, so instead of getting pizza from peter pipers pizza, we instead went to mcdonalds. I got a bigmac, large fries, and 4 chicken nuggets. Very good day, jolly good show. Remember when i said that dennis said we were all n4z15 in aiabs??? Yeah well no i dont think that was him, he said that he was hacked and if it was him he would be drugged by someone. I dont really think hes actually being for real with this one bro, i cant believe this shit so easily dude. I need proofings, the proof, i want to hear the actual words if it isnt. Look man i cant just believe you after what the hell just happened earlier with you and all such and whatever, its not so easy to be forgiven like that. Only dumbasses can believe you if that were the case, but whatever, i cant be like this if there isnt any proof that he did, but at the same time there is less proof of him not doing it. My birthday is coming in about 23 days, WOOHOO!!!! And to celebrate i will be… probably going to las vegas again, for like the 3rd time. I want to gamble all my money away and become 27 trillion million dollars in debt!!! IM SO RICH!!! I LOVE GAMBLING WOOHOO, XTREME GAMBLE 2.0!!! gooBYEE!!! I will say 3 facts about 2 random us states, and yes, they will be stolen from some random website without research. Now im going to be a hypocrite here because well, i did say twitter doesnt do any research, but sadly, im a dumb fuck. So we landed on… south dakota. Very random state but, ill take it. The states mineral was declared as rose quartz, only because it was first found in that state. I mean sure i guess, if you had it you own it. The second fact is, its the only place to own a corn palace, and im not talking about in the usa, no… its throughout the entire world, where it is the only place with a corn palace. Pretty nice, but what is the need of that? The last fact about south dakota is that you can explore one of the MOST COMPLICATED CAVE SYSTEM IN THE WORLD. Its called wind cave, and its said to be just a large 132 mile maze of rock. That state is finished, and we are doing illinois. 1: Illinois is the first state/place to have a radio station broadcast. 2: the largest fast food chain, MCDONALDS (yeah the thing i keep talking about) was opened in this state. Wow im a fatass. And for 3: In the town of Casey, it has 12 of the largest objects in the world. I only did 2 but originally there was gonna be 17 RANDOM STATES. Yeah no im not doing that. This part is getting too long for me to finish. Ill continue it after a bit, but for now, no more facticals. I couldnt really update the lte for the whole day, because im fucking sick. I have a stuffy nose and my throat is fucking sore, like extremely sore. My mouth keeps drying up because i have to breathe through there until the nose stops being a fucking asshole. WHY IS THIS EVEN HAPPENING TO ME BRO, AAAAAHH!!!!! Anyways bye. Bro right as i finished the last text i INSTANTLY got better, i can breathe better, like better than before. I dont really have to breathe through my mouth now since my nose stopped being a fucking ass to me. Thank the heavens, praise the loard!!!1 Nevermind its still kinda here, but i can still breathe through my right nostril! Nope, its clogging up too. HOLY SHIT I HATE BEING SICK AAAGH! What if i destroy all humankind in 28 seconds? They will all be gone, fucking sickness grrrrrr! Remember the time when i was on a cough? Well this might be even worse. AAAAA I think they said we might move tomorrow, so i might have my own room!! Theres just one tiny tinkle twinkle itty bitty problem… im still fucking sick, so the air will be full of fever! Yay! What an amazing predicament i am in currently, this is just super duper perfect! WOOH! Guys, im getting better, hope it stays like this, i dont want it to block up my nose, and my mouth gets dry. I feel confident about this, very confident. If it comes back, i will remind you, because i made like 5 updates about this in a row already. Bro i hate school, not because of the learning experience, which i CAN talk about, but because of the fucking classmates. How is looking at me just standing there funny? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LAUGHING ABOUT??? MY APPEARANCE??? Bitch i cant control that, but you can with your excessive ass fucking makeup. Why is everyone SCREAMING like theyre dying anyways, theres no point bro. YOUR SCREAMING TO SCREAM, IS IT THAT HARD TO KEEP QUIET??? Dont even get me started with the brainrot that they have. They dont have any common sense at all, theyre just fucking STUPID. PEOPLE IN SCHOOL ARE STUPID AS FUCK. anyways stupid rant over, bye. Hey, long time no see, i havent updated this for about a week now and im glad im back to update you. My nose is still stuffy for some reason, yeah its fucking stupid, yet not as much as it used to be. I just moved into my new house, and its still pretty fucking surreal to me. And its spring break now so i have a week off of school, i dont really know what to talk about anymore since i kinda explained all i had in this week, so theres no use of coming back. Whatever, im back, so YAY!!! I FuCKING HATE ThE NUMBER 11, IT DOEsnt mAttER ABOut MY TOP 100 NUMBERS. IT SUCKS, THE NUMBER SUcKS, I HATE IT!!!! Why? BECAUSE ITS A FUCKING BITCH THATS WHY. IT HAS A WEIRD FEELING TO IT, ITS GESTURE SEEMS THREATENING IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE. THE NAME “ELEVEN” ISNT EVEN TRUE, ITS NOT EL EVEN, ITS ODD. ITS FUCKING ODD MAN, AN ODD NUMBER THATS WHAT. ITS GESTURE LOOKS LIKE 2 GUNS. oh but why not call the number 1 an asshole? Why the number 11? BECAUSE WHY DOES IT NEED 2 GUNS, UNDERSTANDABLE FOR 1 TO HAVE A SINGULAR GUN, BUT WHY 2 NUMBER 11??? HIS BROtHERINS ARE EVEN WORSE, THEY ARE HOLDING MORE GUNS THAN NEEDED IN THEIR NUMBER FORM. are they doing it for 11? Why are they holding more than needed? THEY ARE WORKING FOR 11, 11 IS REBELIOUS TO 1’s ORDERS AS A NUMBER, THE OTHER 111 1111 11111 AND SO ON ARE FOLLOWING HIS EVIL DEEDS AS HIM. HE, HE IS A LEADER OF AN ILLegAL CULT, THEY ARE ALL IN HIS FOLLOWING, HE IS THE GOD TO ALL 111111, THEY NEVER LEAVE HIS SHADOW IN A SINGLE INCH. 11 IS AN IRRIDEmABLE MONSTER IN A LONG SHOT, AND ILL NEVER LEAVE tHAT THOUGHT. THE FUCKING MULTIPLICATION OF IT IS MORE TEASING THEN EVER, HE LAUGHS AT YOUR FACE WHEN YOU GET IT WRONG. THE FIRST 9 MuLTIPLICATION NUMBERS ArE PERFECTLY FINE, AND THEN HE SPITS IN youR FACE WHEN YOU TRUSTED HIM. IT GOES FROm, 11, 22, 33, 44, 55, 66, 77, 88, 99, and then to 110. THEN IT GOES DOWN HILL. THE 11th MULTIPLE IS 121, AND IT KEEPS GOING AND GOING, ITS A FUCKING ASSHOLE. HE IS EVIL, EVIL I SAY. NEVER TRUST 11 Well im about to get 50k characters with spaces and 40k characters without any spaces. Its pretty far away because as i am writing this i am about 2 thousand characters away from 50k with spaces and 1 thousand characters away from 40k without any spaces. When it comes, i really dont know, but i know i will celebrate bash. Well happy LTEing people, the amazing whyislands has came for this Oh timezones, how you ruin me bro. I have friends who live in indonesia, when im existing in arizona, they are 12 HOURS AWAY FROM ME. so that means if i want the most amount of time possible to talk and play with them, i have to stay up ALL DAY. my sleep schedule gettin cooked with this one, its even acting up on my school work. Its so unfair bro, i dont like it, nuh uh. Those are the main pros and cons, whatelse i have will shock you. I have the fear that people are gonna break in any moment now when im unarmed. It might be a stupid reason, but seriously it sucks. BUT i can eat food whenever, and catch up on stuff that i should finish, very jolly good show. I HATE the sound of silence, i always need something else playing in the background other than my own voice keeping me company all the fucking time. BUT i can basically do whatever i want at those times without anyone catching me, might sound weird i know but since i still live with my family this is needed. But its fucking weird to me how people can be in the future. HERES A PULL YOU Can TRICK! PANTENTED BY DFC454, YOU CAN ALSO TRAVEL TO ANY COUNTRY YOU WANT, NAME IT, GO THERE. AND WATCH AS YOU MOVE thRoUGH TIME!!!! YOU SEE, IT WORKS BECAUSE UR COUNTRY IS (number here) HOURS BEFORe OR AFTER WHAT COUNTRY YOU WENT IN, MAKING YOU TIME TRAVEL!!! THIS WORKS 100000%!!! Anyways i just realized right now I GOT 50K CHARACTERS, WOOHHOOOO IM SO FUCKING HAPPY, VERY PEAK. that means i tapped 50k times for something that may not even be released. YEAH WELL WHATEVER I DID IT I CAN SAY IT, I HAVE DONE THE MASTER MOVE!! LTES GOOO!!!! (hahaha get it my typo says lte hahahaha. Im not funny.) My birthday is in 15 days, and im pretty sure this one will have the most presents, i recently just got into vinyls, and i saw 3 vinyls so far that they got me, and im sure theres probably more from that. I dont really care about my birthday much but the only thing i care about here are presents. Bro ai is so fucking stupid bro, if you need help call up a fucking graphic designer or an artist or SOMETHING. Look if ai is the future, why are we the present? If were the ones making the ai and its the future, then we would lose thousands of braincells at once. Like how are you trusting something that cant even spell “glass” correctly in its art. Look bro we gave it like 10 years and yet its not even good at all yet. The art is very spottable for ai, using ai will just attract LESS customers when you use it for art. I just hate ai, because you cant replace art, you can only be used for good, this isnt good. Ai is supposed to be helpful, but this is to where it isnt helpful to people in need of a job. What are people DOING?!!!?? ONE OF My IDOLS HATE DR PEPPERRR NOOOOO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING???? AAAHHH dr pepper is the BEST soda ever, and i will NOT TOLERATE ANY HATE. BUT THis? WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! Sadieyayy, why, why do you hate it, its the best soda ever, everything about it, the flavors that clash in the mouth in the right way, the fizz it has is the perfect amount, the design on the bottle is perfection, just EVERYTHING. DONT BETRAY US LIKE THIS SADIEEE, PLEASEEE I CANT LOSE AN IDOL BECAUSE OF IT, WHYYYY. THIS iS NO YAYY MattER SADIE!!! Im being SERIOUS about this, FUCK YoU SADIE!!! (i still like her animations, they are very fucking peak) THIS IS SERIOUS, SHE IS DELIRIOUS, SHE CANT BE TALKING SHIT ABOUT DR PEPPER, I DEMand YOU MAKE AN APOLOGY POST ABOUT THIS. HOW ARE YOU GONNA WASTE OXYGEN WHEN YOU ARE HATIng on GLORIOUS DR PEPPER??? IT SICKENS ME. SADIE, i cant look at you anymore, why. Bro i dont understand, we just got everything in one day. We got many shelves, we placed a stand for our new lizard cage, and we got a new living room TV. i dont understand did we get paid? Like what the fuck man, whatever, im greatful for it, im just wondering where we got all this money to do all of this. I love egg, i wish everything was egg, the sound it makes is so gleeful. If every word egg, i would be happy. Egg egg egg, egg egg. I feel like making my own pokemon game, pretty basic idea i know but im gonna get a binder to sort all cards, and draw the same card, not once, not twice, but 3 times, and put in the same sleeve. Ill package them if i want to because if i have duplicates, ill have to give them away. Im gonna need hard paper, thin paper, pencil, and glue for this project, and alot more of the same things. Will update you when i finish doing that. It may seem like im running out of ideas, and so i did, whats the problem bro. It IS a huge problem for this, but im gonna leave this for a bit to let my life play out and i will tell you what happened in that hiatus, but for now, i wont really be updating until my life gets a bit more active and additional. So for now, peace. I FUCKING HATE NETFLIX OH MY GOD. IT REALLY HAS NOTHING TO WATCH WITH THOUSANDS OF THINGS TO WATCH. THEY REMOVE EVERY GOOD SHOW/MOVIE THERE IS AND THAT I REWATCH BECAUSE ITS THE ONLY GREAT THING ON THERE. LIKE THEY’RE REMOVING THE LORAX ON MARCH 31ST. I BET THEY’RE GONNA REMOVE IT AND THEN ADD 3 MORE MOVIES AND 1 SHOW THAT NOBODY EVEN KNEW WAS IN PRODUCTION. LIEK WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU NETFLIX??? Here, they are removing HAPPY FEET 2, they are gonna remove HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON, ONE AND TWO. oh my fucking god i HATE YOU NETFLIX I WISH BLOCKBUSTER WAS STILL ALIVE YOU SHITTY FUCK, KILL YOURSELF. AAAHHH!!! Oh netflix, if you were free you woulda been worth it, you have nothing on there, you shithead, but you make us pay for you, as if we want you to have money for this USELESS ASS PLATFORM. Why did you have to remove interactives, i know they didnt give you money but whats the point, people are still watching them so that shouldnt stop you from running them. Heres an example, why did you remove BATTLE KITTY, battle kitty was my FAVORITE. Before i can finish “where is our human” you guys removed it, i dont care about you, i dont care about money, i care about the fucking stuff on it, i need entertainment. If your not giving fun with the entertainment, where it keeps me at the edge of my seat, then you are not doing your job NETFLIX. YOU SUCK ASS, I HATE YOU!!! I know i keep talking about how i hate shit, but i absolutely love ranting about stuff, and most of the stuff i CAN rant about, is what i hate. What i hate THE MOST is the fucking algorithm man. One time, my friend who HATED fpe (fundimental paper education), said that they made a joke account about the thing, as a person who ALSO hated it, it was a pretty weird thing im not gonna lie. When i saw the account i was FLABBERGASTED, THEIR ACCOUNT HAS 268K VIEWS, AND THEIR SERIOUS SHIT, ONLY hAD 200. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS. THE ALGORITHM IS SHIT, THEY DIDNT EVEN GET THE MONEY FROM YOUTUBE, BECAUSE THEY LOGGED OUT OF THE FUCKIG ACCOUNT, AND THEIR MOTHER BROKE THEIR OLD PHONE WITH THE ACCOUNT TO LOG IN ON IT. IF THE MUSIC IS GOOD, ITS SHIT, NO TRACTION, IF THE MUSIC IS SHIT, ITS GOOD. AS A WISE MAN ONCE SAID, IF IT LOOKS SHIT, IT SOUNDS SHIT, AND IT TASTES SHIT, ITS FUCKING GOLD MAN. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING, THIS SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN EVER AGAIN!!! I WANT THIS SHIT TO END, WE SHOULDNT WAIT LIKE YEARS FOR TRACTION LIKE THIS IF THE QUALITY IS GOOD, THIS AINT A GOOD THING MAN. I HATE THE ALGORITHM. Sigh, “things never go peoples way and that is beautiful” –they might be giants, but when it happens to people who deserve it, it is all evil. Oh yeah now i have to talk about… the stench of YOUTUBE SHORTS. Content farms always get the fame, and its all just 3 YEAR OLDS WHO ARE MINDLESS, THEY GET A HOLD OF THEIR BRAINS AND CONVINCE THEM TO LIKE, OR SUBSCRIBE. Whats the point if your hate will override the love for you? I HATE PEOPLE WHO ONLY HATE ON FANDOMS, ONLY BECAUSE OF THE CONTENT FARMS. SPRUNKI, FOR EXAMPLE, WAS RUINED BECAUSE OF CONTENT FARMS. Look i know that you want some shit to be famous, but when i see this stuff, i go “what the fuck???”. It was made by a 15 year old, and he didnt want all of that shit, he didnt need all of that fame, he doesnt want anyone sexualizing his characters, or harrassing him, he just wanted fun. I hate the algorithm, life sucks, everything sucks. Why do people do this shit. Oh yeah by the way, max is removing THE FIRST SPONGEBOB MOVIE, AND MATILDA. I mean matilda is ok, its great, i liked the story, BUT SPONGEBOB??? NOOOO!!!!! WHYYY!!!! So now im rewatching the movie so i can pay my last respects on the movie. We will miss you spongebob, goodybyey. Ight, they made 2 parts about my lte, now its time to make one about him. Dfc454 is a guy ive been on war with for about ever since i got 40k. We've been talking about random shit in the discord for a while, but honestly, ive been updating every single time i had a large update on my lte. I told him im catching up on him, and he replied with A NEW CHAPTER ON HIS LTE. ok, now ITS ON. i quickly swept up and kept on typing to reach 50000 on this lte, which is such a huge feet to be very honest about this. And when im in a calm relief, he gets 60K FUCKING CHARACTERS ON HIS LTE. i saw that he named a title, AN EMERGENCY LTE UPDATE. As if it wasnt really a large war on this, and then i started going ham on this shit, i am writing this to try and surpass his title as 11th on the lte board in characters, and when i grab my hands on the 11th place title, i will laugh and spit on his face!!! BAHAHHAHAA!!!! This is war dfc454, and you are the villain here. Im only wanting 11th place because thats where you are right now technically. But whatever. ITS TIME FOR CHAOS!!!! I just found out that he is making ANOTHER update on this war, he is going DOWN HARD. hell, he might as well surrender right now, since ive been training my typing speed on nitrous type and i have about 99 words per minute on the game. YOU ARE COOKED DFC454, AND I MEAN IT. i will wipe you off the face of the earth as your oc went away dfc454, i cant wait until you become an unidentifiable monster. Oh yeah did i mention i made your oc, sd card, a disgusting mess to these lte readers? Ok, because i did, i took a screenshot of ur oc and served it through a bot on discord named esmbot, where it used content aware scale to make it a monster. A BIG FUCKING MONSTER. Look, let me pass you, and ill be on my way, there will be no war unless you keep it going on, peace? Or more war? Your choice, dfc454. You can only pick one. I have a good idea for a new spongebob episode, and its also on par with how the new episodes are, so stay on the back of your seats, because this shit is gonna crash. Plankton tries to steal the krabby patty formula by trying to dig under and break the vault from under. When he does this, he accidentally collapsed everything he digged through, and found the krusty krab 2 FROM THE FIRST MOVIE. He sees this as a big opportunity to steal the krabby patty formula by there, so he goes in, but he doesnt realize, there are still customers inside. These customers live to tell the story of how they got trapped. They were inside the restaurant, until a sandstorm came in, some jellyfish go into hiding when this happens, and since some are going in migration (yes im doing this because spongebob does alot of plot holes) they dont know where they can hide, so they hide under the krusty krab 2 by digging under, they dig so much that the sand collapses in and the whole krusty krab falls in, and the sand storm covers the whole restaurant. They follow the fry cook inside of the kitchen who has the materials for the krabby patty, people follow him and doesnt let anyone steal the secret formula. BUT PLANKTON, STILL TRIES TO. yet this fry cook, this fry cook is different, he is a madman, and kills everyone in the office who tries to steal it. Since plankton is so small, he glides past, but plankton doesnt realize, this fry cook found out due to the noises of the vault since its so squeaky. Plankton tries to run away with the formula but the fry cook blocks his path, grabs the formula from planktons hands, and KICKS HIM OUT, and plankton digs out, and this time, the sand continues to cave in until the krusty crab falls into a hidden cave, and leave finally. They all lived happily ever after, and plankton still is trying to get the secret formula from the other shop (he doesnt know the krusty krab 2 also caved in. Bro i am panicking so hard right now, i need to pass dfc454 RIGHT FUCKING NOW. the last text had no right to be so short yet so long. PLEASE I JUST WANNA PASS DFC454 RIGHT NOW. PLEASE. Im so close to passing him right now, but hes still on updating his lte. IM SO COOKED, look, im gonna have to update about every hour every day for now. I need to keep doing this if i wanna pass dfc454, but for now, when i get my grubby hands on his ip address, i will cause 27 nuclear bombs to fall onto his house every 20 day. He will have no time to rebuild, and the radiation will be so massive that he wouldnt even survive anyways because of it. JUST PLEASE LET ME PASS YOU, I GOTTA HURRY UP FAST. BECAUSE IF I DONT PASS DFC454 IN CHARACTERS, WHATS THE POINT OF ALL OF THIS?! Thanks to dfc454 i had a great idea to talk about sea food, its okay. I love some lobster in my life, i go to red lobster once a year, and it never disappoints me. And yeah i already talked about red lobster here, but i have to say the LOBSTER is just amazing. I never tried fish much before, but i have to say, it must be very good, because the smell i smell in seafood stores smell so amazing. I love oysters though, i dont know why everyone hates it, it tastes amazing. DONT DENY ME, JUST BECAUSE IT SMELLS BAD IN PEOPLES BREATH, IT STILL HAS GREAT TASTE. The grease is just enough to make it good, and the taste tastes like a well done steak if it was more well done, with a bit of a squishy taste in it. Just perfect though, please dont judge me for this. 🙏 Anyways, seafood is just good, i tried some seaweed, and wow it tastes good. There is a right amount of salt, and it just melts in your mouth, while also being crunchy, it does have this weird after taste though. But WHATEVER its still amazing, just wish there was more in a package. So i rest my case, seafood great. End, of, story. Ok, pack it up me, my fingers are getting MORE and MORE TIReD. This war is ruining me and my fingers, and i feel carpal tunnel catching on to the tips of my fingers. I have to extend evey single new addition to this lte (longest text ever) because of how aggressive this war is. I even have to change all of the abbreviations to the full text afterwards in () because of these extensions. LOOK MAN I JUST NEED a BREAK. A QUICK, TINY, A SLIVER BREAK. I dont care anymore, i need to pass dfc454. Please… please… cmon… WARNING: this part gets a bit… political so to speak. Get ready. I HATE THE US GOVERNMENT, ITS RAN BY WEIRD, 70 YEAR OLDS, WHO KNOW NOTHING ABOUT WHAT WE WANT. YOU DO ANYTHING BUT HELP US, WHATS THE POINT OF PAYING TAXES ANYMORE, WHEN YOU ARENT USING THEM FOR ANYTHING BETTER THAN SCHOOLS, FARMS, ELECTRICITY, AND WATER. Bro we need more help in life, people who are poor arent getting the things they need to live, and theyre letting architects make people who are HOMELESS, unable to live on the streets. I mean, yeah they might be a problem? They might be blocking some peoples way, or blocking seats for anyone to use. But they wanna live like the rest of us, and people are acting like they arent real people. This is fucking bullshit, you should give funds to homeless people in need of food and/or water for people to live in your country. This is a land of freedom, we were told we can do anything below the law, but the law states less freedom after the other, and everything is getting worse by the minute. The us government is falling, the economy is falling, the united states is getting less united. The government is expected to help us in anything yet doesnt at the same time. KEEP YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT. Dfc454 your level sucks, why do you keep doing this to me, this is unfair. Once i kick you out of 11th place, i will, and i WILL find you, when i do, i wont disappoint myself. This is the end for you dfc454… wait a second he has 80K FUCKING CHARACTERS?! OH NAH IM COOKED BRO I ONLY HAVE ABOUT 64,832 CHARACTERS. AAAAAAGHGH I COOKED, IM FUCKING DONE. bro i really dont want this to happen to me, please, please i surrender, dont kill my family, my mother, my brothers, my lizard and his crickets. JUST PLEASE, DONT, DONT DO THIS TO ME. PLEASE. AAAAAGHhh!!! So i play this game called rhythm+, and its basically just a rhythm game, like the name suggests, yeah, but the catch here, is you can place any video, and any audio file to turn into a song. You can chart it yourself, dont expect an ai to even do it for you BUB. anyways, i play that game almost daily, and i can basically do any chart. My keybinds are d, v, n, and k, pretty wonky i know, but its pretty balanced too for me. Since i usually own a laptop to play, my hands are bent naturally anyways when set on my legs. So d v n k is pretty good for me. Its a cool game, you should probably chart your own song. But anyways, i charted like MILLIONS of songs, and it is pretty cool, i even charted a 50 minute song, based off of the level EON on geometry dash, and i charted top 5 thousand cheese, where you play a joke level for about 2 FUCKING HOURS. Now im charting a 92 HOUR SONG which is the entirety of the longest miitopia playthrough ever, heres the link for it. Miitopia - Full Game But anyways, i will finish it any time soon, i promise, i just hope that i dont abandon the project like halfway through. THIS WILL COST ME 100+ HOURS OF MY PRECIOUS LTEING TIME, SO PLEASE PRAY FOR ME WITH THIS… THINGY STUFFY!!!!! :)) anyways, rhythm+ is really cool, so yeah, PLAY NOW!! Oh dfc454, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA STOP?! I cant believe you. WHY DO YOU STILL INSIST WHEN IM GONNA CONTINUE, NO SLEEP, about 24/7!!!! Never disrespect me, i am not someone to insist on fighting. I will destroy you, and i will pass you on characters and the LTE/longest text ever to exist. NEVER FIGHT WITH ME YOU FUCKING DUMBASS. AAAAAAHAHAHHAHA oh who am i kidding. Ur still gonna win, ur fucking speed is unmatched. HOW DO U DO 10k CHARACTERS IN 1 - 2 HOURS BRO, THIS IS INSANO STYLE. YOU’RE EVEN MAKING ME SWEAT WITH ALL THIS TYPING, THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE. GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!! AAGAGHHH. IM TIRED, IM TIRED OF ALL OF THIS, THIS WAR IS ON. WE WILL CONTINUE. Well met, dfc454. Who the fuck is this “anonymous liger” guy, hes been on my lte for about like 1 hour now. WHO IS HE, SHOW YOURSELF!!! Oh i have a theory guys, it might be dfc454 checking up on me, seeing if i passed him or not. BUT LISTEN HERE BUCKO, I WILL PASS YOU, THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME. I HAVE ALL THE FREE TIME I NEED TO PASS YOU IN EVERYTHING. WORDS, CHARACTERS, EVEN WITHOUT SPACES I WILL PASS YOU. dont think you’re slick BUCKOROONY. YOUR ANONYMOUS ACTS WILL HOLD ON NO FURTHER. But honestly if thats not dfc454, who the fuck is it, like seriously. Its pretty weird how they’ve been here for so long and is still on the start of the fucking page. This is weird guys, whoever this person is, they do NOT look so good. They are all the suspicion. Alright guys the 21st page, wonder what im gonna talk about on here, maybe about donuts? Yeah i guess i will. Oh i just realized that dfc454 is NOT the anonymous liger. Hes actually the anonymous loris. Oops, whatever, i dont really care man. Donuts, frosted, pink, creme filled, amazing. Cant go wrong with it. I love donut holes because they are just small enough for me to eat. Just perfect for me. I love the frost and/or glaze it has on the donut. I dont know if donut holes are called donuts because… its a donut hole. The donut hole is the hole in the donut, and if its a hole in the donut, wouldnt it be a tunod? Whatever, still, good food. I love bavarian creme filled donuts, and no i dont care about the albuquerque you have in ur mind, i like the ones from Circle K. i specifically get the chocolate covered ones because… greatness with greatness. Oh and the other Circle K items are good too, i can make a separate part about circle k too but i can just talk about it in this part. I LOVE polar pops, they are so cheap for a large amount of soda. So i can piss off the workers there, i just put every good soda in it. Yeah i know everyone used to do that, but this is just for the money i pay them, and the money they have to pay. Ahh, i love ruining businesses. Anyways, i love getting slim jims there. THEY ARE AMAZING, i keep getting the dorito ones, because it feels rubberish and creamy inside, yet tastes AMAZING. Bro i literally get that every time i go to circle k. ITS JUST SO PEAK. anyways, where was i? Donuts? Ok, donuts. Donuts are very good, just a great invention… i forgot who made donuts, ima just tell google. Who invented donuts… oh it was made by someone named… well i dont know who made it actually, but the ringed ones (the common ones) are made by hanson gregory at 16 YEARS OLD?! It turns out that donut holes WERE the original donuts technically… makes sense because dough… nuts… haha… whatever, but its a pretty cool fact im NOT gonna lie. Ok so, those are donuts for ya, donuts, devine, i can see what homer simpson, aka hammer samson, loves donuts, but the pink ones are… ok, not really good, but mid, its just good for good. So, doughnuts, donuts, whatever you call em, very cool invention, i suggest you try it out if ur missing out on donuts. (i dont know whole never had one but… yknow…) AAHHHH dfc454 i fucking HATE YOU, PLEASE LET ME PASS YOU. there are TOO MANY PARTS BASED ON ME HATING YOU BECAUSE OF THIS WAR. this war is GOING UP. I CAN NEVER, and i mean NEVER tolerate such BEHAVIOR on this shit. FUCK. OFF. Alright heres my new top 10 favorite words. NUMBER 10: tolerate. Something about it feels… appreciative. NUMBER 9: violence. DIE, DEATH, HAPPYNESS!!! NUMBER 8: guava. AAHHH very strong word. NUMBER 7: fig. Ah, REFRESHER. NUMBER 6: compose. Ah yes, the structuring and the rising up. Idea coming into fruition. Speaking of fruition, NUMBER 5: fruition. NUMBER 4: memorial. Pretty good sounding not gonna lie. SPONSORSHIP FROM anonymous liger. Anyways, NUMBER 3, yes we at the top 3 now. NUMBER 3 IS… hue. Number 2 is: skibidi. Dont know if this is an actual word, but whatever. I dont care. Number 1 is… car I LOVE CAR FROM GARN 47 (number 0: egg) I KNEW IT, ALL ALONG, ANONYMOUS LIGER IS A FUCKING SPY CAMERA, LOOKING AT EVERY MOVE I DO. dont right as i was making this text i heard a large “holy fuck” come from the tv in the living room and i got scared by it. I shouldnt be leaving it on anyways bro. This is stupid. Yay new page, page 22, very cool and very shiny. I cant wait for whats to come in this… i really cant wait… what am i gonna do bro, what the fuck is this for. I guess ill just state out what every google docs function is. That magnifying glass in the corner of the screen (only available for the editor), searches menus, dont really know what that does, but whatever. Those u turn arrow thingies would undo and redo shit that you didnt really want from last revision. Yeah well i think everyone knows what they do at this point. That little printer thing prints the document that you made. Just know that if you dont have a printer, theres no fucking use for it. That A with a check mark, checks your grammar in the document. Yeah no im not clicking that. My grammar sucks like im smoking crack, like i dont think ill be needing that, thanks. The paint roller just paints the format of the doc. That 100% thing zooms your screen into the document, i dont know why thats needed but maybe its for checking small things in your doc… if ur blind. The normal text drop down shows different types of text and different headers. That arial drop down just shows all the fonts you can use and/or download for your document. The - 11 + thing (varies on size put naturally) changes your font size. And then the B, I, and U does special stuff, like the B makes everything BOLD, The I makes everything slanted/ittalic, and the U makes everything you type underlined. That A with the black bar underneath is a text color changer. So the text can be red, blue, white, and any random color. I also just realized i made the flag of france, so thats a neat thing to say… anyways that pencil thing highlights everything you type. What a good tool… i guess, whatever. NEXT. that link thing inserts a link you want, that + comment thing just… adds a comment, what the fuck you want me to say? Anyways, that landscape thing adds a picture, and those 3 dots contain… oh… more shit to type. Whatever, ive been needing this since the war started, speaking of the war its getting more tiring and tiring by the SECOND. Alright, lets get this over with. FLASH ROUND, That 5 bar thing at the start is a text alignment and indenting tool. That up and down arrow with 3 bars space paragraphs by how long you need. Those checkmark things with bars next to them are checklist shit. We also have, dot list, numba list, and yeah das it. Theres also increase indent and decrease indent as the 3rd and 2nd to last items, and the last item in this bunch… is a clear formatting button, which resets all ur formats. Pretty cool shit ey, i dont know when i need to use most of these, but alot are useful, so it doesnt matter. This part is over. So, yall think ur spotify playlist is unhinged, well mine is way more unhinged, and i can prove it. THANKS TO MY 7 wonderful and magical brain nucleus cell tormenting themselves to make a single thought, i combine almost every song of almost all my favorite artists to a playlist. So in a single playlist you can get, strawberry fields forever take 26 by the beatles, and then get urantia by deftones, and then get dead bent by MF DOOM, and then harvey by alex g, what a fucking playlist am i right or am i right. The playlist is over 400 HOURS LONG. WITH OVER 4K SONGS. Well i seem very happy about this important factual, but you dont understand, my mood will change from sad, to AAAAAAAHHH. The best playlist ever bro, you cant understand… i listen to everything. If you test me on that shit, then you dont know who i am. I AM THE LISTENER, I LISTEN TO MOST ARTISTS. No not new kanye west that shit sucks, and also new blur and new weezer, and also… well most of these artists are losing their spark of what made them the artists they once were. THEY WERE MAKING BANGER AFTER BANGER MAN, until they couldnt make any more ideas. Music is gone and dull. Where has the time went 💔 THEYRE EVERYWHERE. WHO THE FUCK IS ANONYMOUS FARRET. OH MY GOD AAAAAAAAAA. Where are they all coming from, dfc454 when i find you. My favorite one from this fucked up brady bunch is the anonymous dinosaur, and they all left in an instant. Nope they coming back. NEVERMIND OH MY GOD. ANONYMOUS KIWI. THIS IS SO FUCKING PEAK. no way there was a dumbo octopus. Wow, what an amazing name for an animal. Dumbo octopus. That might be a play on for how dfc454 is. Greatness. Anonymous giraffe… anonymous kangaroo… anonymous… liger.. YOU. what the fuck are you doing man, you get a kick from this? Bro all ur doing is just making me get more characters. WHY THANK YOU, YOU ARE SO FUCKING KIND MAN. look, if ur really trying to play a prank on me, it shouldnt be redeeming, it should be FUNNY. But i guess ill just take it. Thankssss!!! I dont like the way youre sitting there anonymous liger. They’re all coming back arent they. Yeah… they are, thanks anonymous buffalo. YOU. anonymous liger, stop doing that. Your gang of weird animals are not gonna make be go all insano on you. I will find your habitat and set it on fire. FRESH LIGER MEAT. anonymous camel. Ah how i love anonymous camel. Well i sure wish 19 more will spawn. NOOOO WHAT THE FUCCKK NOOOOO. WHAT HAPPENED TO ANONYMOUS CAMEL. You. ANONYMOUS LIGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING. Youre just gonna leave me be with your gang. I cant believe you. OOH anonymous nyan cat? ANONYMOUS NYAN CAT IS MY FAAAAVORITE. Well this is surprising aint it! Well, thanks anonymous nyan cat for staying. If you ever die i will come back. I always will. NOOO ok thats it. YOU. anonymous liger, what did you do with nyan cat. He is UNIVERSAL. And you are far behind us. Liger, you are nothing BUT a hybrid, of stupid look alikes. You are made for a bad reason, you must pay. YOU. you’re trying to disguise urself NOOOOOO. You cant escape me “anonymous chinchilla” OH WHATS THIS, UR TEAM KEEPS COMING AND LEAVING AND REPEATING THE SAME PROCESS. Ok, WHEN, WILL, YOU, STOP. i may just be casting this shit on myself. Im PRACTICALLY TELLING YOU to add more. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. Yeah, i guess this is my fault. FUCK YOU ANONYMOUS hedgehog. AND YOU. anonymous platypus. FUCK YOU. I I I I I HATE YOU ALL. THIS IS WHY IM A CARNIVORE. Im gonna eat you and shit you because thats who you are. Why is there an ANONYMOUS DRAGON. Look, this lte is just full of DEEP TRASH NOW. i really dont know what else you want me to do, ok? Whatever, im done. Im fucking done with you animals. I need a break on this shit man, my fingers are hurting, and it feels like its gonna break ANY TIME SOON NOW. so uhm, im just gonna go for a bit. So PEACES. Oh wait hold on, anonymous nyan cat is back. HORRAY. THANK YOU SO MUCH NYAN CATTU. I missed you man. Im so glad you even exist bro. DONT DIE ON ME, YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR. NYAN CAT PLEASE, PLEASEE. IM BEGGING YOU PLEASE… nyan cat if you leave i will continue insulting all animals. You cant please. I dont want you to go kitsu. Oh god theyre coming back, whatever, i made that promise that if you leave ill continue insulting, so, alright i WONT insult. The new shrek design is fucking stupid man, i feel like shrek was supposed to be an anti disney movie but the animation got worse than ever. I mean the tikitoki think was ok, but seriously WHY are you doing that to shrek??? Thats fucking stupid man. I dont CARE if you lost the old assets I STILL WANT MY SHREK. My beautiful, sweet shrek. The one who eats onions whole. SHREK WHERE DID YOU GO. i have a theorem that shrek was kept in dreamworks basement, and made a fake shrek to go along with the 5th movie. And when its time for the release, he goes back in time, and stops them to not throw him into the basement. When that happens. The shrek gets changed back into what it was before, and everyone loves him. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SHREK. WHERE. NO I JUST REALIZED THAT NYAN CAT WAS GONE. you. ANONYMOUS WOLVERINE, FUCK, YOU, WHERE DID YOU PUT NYAN CAT. i want him back. I WANT HIM BACK. I WANT THE NYAN CAT BACK. you shall never see the light of day again anonymous wolverine. WHERE IS HE. WHERE THE FUCK IS NYAN CAT. AAAAAHGG im gonna miss you nyan cat. You went missing just like mr shrekorino, what has happened to the nyan, the kattu, the kistu. WHYYY, WHYY HAS THIS HAPPENED TO MEEE. anonymous frog does NOT look like a frog! It looks like a smiling cloud. WHAT A FUCKING SHITTY DESIGN CHOICE GOOGLE. Very nice bro. You. ANONYMOUS DINGO YOU SOUND LIKE YOU WOULD BE A DINGUS, WHERE IS NYAN CAT. oh when i get your fluffy paws off of them. AAAAAWWHHGAHHG. Alright, IM DONE, im doing too much right now. I think i am done with this war man, way better than these STUPID ANIMALS. Wars over, go home everyone go home. Just let people pass you in peace, you can always pass them back naturally. Its just how life goes, there is no good, and no bad, just neutrality. Let things happen. This war was a BIG motivation booster for me, ive done alot in this amount of time, i did about 20k characters in a SINGLE DAY. and thanks to this war i couldnt have done it… ok now time to pass dfc454. Nahhh just kiddin. Alright, byet Just know that the previous texts were VERY out of context, i really dont know what happened there anymore. Its fucking weird man. That felt surreal, like VERY surreal. Whatever, amage has been done, so i guess it stays that way, a roodily toot toot! Alright, so even when the war is finished, i still hope to pass dfc454. We agreed to leave it to nature to decide if i passed him or not. So, when i do pass him, what shall i do next? I suppose to pass iseycupcake next? Or probably spice04’s? All im hoping is for the best and maximum placement as possibly possible. OH YEAH, i also passed the only google docs LTE (longest text ever). AS LONG AS IM BREATHING, MY ROOTS ARE THRIVING. I WILL NEVER LET GO (unless i have nothing to say anymore). GUYS, I GOT SOME OF MY CATS BACK (and both of my dogs). I probably didnt say this, but i had to keep my animals away for some time before bringing them into the apartment. SO WE GOT THEM BACK WAHOO!!! Ok so, when i checked the “share link” button on this lte, i noticed that someone asked for editor, and i saw [not showing full government name for personal reasons]. I shortly found out that it was what dfc was, it was the initials of his name. The more you know guys, the more you know. It sounds to texan to me bro, i dont believe thats a real name, but whatever. I heard [name of dfc454] before but i never saw someone named [first part of name]. Ok so i put this LTE into a character counter, by pressing Ctrl + A, but i think it selected more than needed. So when i pasted it into the character counter, it said i had 100000 CHARACTERS IN THE TEXT. i first thought, “oh this thing may be scuffed!”, but then afterwards, i started blaming google docs for this mishap! Then i decided to NOT press ctrl + a and instead select all by holding the start of the text and scrolling down. Then when i have done it, i pasted it into the character counter, and then, it turned out GOOGLE was correct. I still dont understand how it even happened in the first place. I just had some chocolate creme cake, it was pretty yummy, but even hen it was named “creme cake”, it was too creamy of a chocolate cake. I dont understand why it exists, i can only handle so much. Anyways, the cake was ok, i finished it, but it left a weird taste in my mouth, 6/10, not too shabby. Why is patrick a fucking asshole in the new seasons. He always stood up for spongebob in the first 3 seasons, and now subaru is being a fucking lazy ass douhebag. This isnt right, they flandarized patrick from being pretty dumb with slight smartness to… doy doy dumb dumb. I wish they just stopped it when stephen hillenburg MADE THE FUCKING MOVIE. He made it for a reason, to STOP MAKING THE SHOW? I think i already talked about how spongebob was getting milked dry, but HOLY SHIT is it getting milked. Its already on its 14th season, and i dont want any more. Ok i only have 5k left to pass dfc454, i dont CARE about no war anymore, i will stay for the natures possibility of a pass. Anyways, if we were all bikes, i think we should call unicycles a cyclops. It only makes sense because its on the road, and it keeps its eye on it, ey? Is that NOT a good idea or what? Cars would be the master of all of us, us bikes get trained to drive, and we upgrade on until we turn into a motorcycle. And then after motorcycles, we turn into a car, and then car to truck, truck to 18-wheeler, and then 18-wheelers to planes. Thats how it goes, dont sweat it. Planes are called gods to us bicycles, we are main servants to it, and do alot of jobs for coins from the planes. We can use these coins to upgrade. This reminds me of a video called “parkour civilization”, where people parkour, and go in a temple to go to the next rank of parkour. Well, this is just a thought, but it would be cool if vehicles became a civilization. Humanity isnt really a good thing. There are stuff that you should AND shouldnt do, yet all they see is should. EVen after learning the main stuff they forgot the main thing, THE MiND OF COMMON SENSE. Using your brain is EASY, you shouldnt find the ways to do something, instead, dodge the ways not to do something. Tracking what you shouldnt do is basically trial and error, its fine. But people dodge what they should do, which isnt okay in many terms. PLEASE USE YOUR BRAIN PEOPLE. Ok guys, very large update, im only about 3 thousand characters away from passing dfc454. Nature is pitching in for me, but this is just pure sportsmanship right now, i dont want to pass him, i just want to rise. I just want a higher rank, not to surpass someone just because i want to. I just want 11th place, not to pass dfc454, i just want a place to secure myself, not for my own greed, just for satisfaction, and calmness. I wont brag about it and tell people to bow before me, i just want to have fun. Im glad i even went this far anyways, i wish everyone luck. REECES PEICES!!! So [dfc454 government name] said to add: ding! So i will. Ding! He also asked for ⭈ so, ⭈ congratulations, DFC454, your prayers have been answered, and it was added into my lte (longest text ever). Also thanks for the help with those animals, anonymous liger still fucking sucks ass. You might be wondering, how do i type so fast in here? How do i have so much free time? Well if you even SAW what i typed beforehand, then you would know i stay up at night. I also have spring break right now, so i can basically do anything right now for a week and a half. Ah yes, spring break, my favorite. Anyways, i also have JACK SHIT to do during spring break, so i do as most as i can as possible. Due to this, my typing skills are raised by 180% due to my energy staying high, school work gets tiring, and doing barely anything makes it easy for me to keep on doing this LTE. Oh and would you look at that, i only have 2 THOUSAND CHARACTERS LEFT to pass [full government name of dfc] FOUR HUNDRED FIFTY FOUR!!! We’ll just see if i pass him in time. Because he might start updating his LTE (longest text ever that he can make) any time soon. Im just extending this part as much as i possibly can, because i need to pass him NOW OR NEVER EVER. ill tell you when he starts updating his LTE again. Im pretty good at ascii art, no like actually good in my personal opinion. It might be a bias because its MY ASCII, but it IS GOOD. look, you can see it right now. https://www.yourworldoftext.com/ishotthesherrif yeah i think i did everything in here, forgive me for anything cringy or shitty, i barely even started ascii at this part, and i was mindless asf. Anyways ooh look, look at my character count booga tooga. IM SO CLOSE BRO, PLEASE I JUST NEED TWO HUNDRED MORE CHARACTERS SO I CAN GET 87 THOUSAND CHARACTERS. Bro im extremely close, now i ned about a hundred more characters. Alright, here it goes, in 3… in 2… in 1… in ZERO. YEAAHHHHH!!!! Ok now its one thousand more till i pass dfc454. Anyways, i hope you enjoy my art, i guess its good, but it still sucks in a way. I thought i already talked about technology enhancements, but im doing it anyways… HOW DID WE EVEN GET TECHNOLOGY, its like we were smashing rocks together, and then we SOMEHOW got wifi, television, phones, internet, NEW FUCKING ELEMENTS, AND ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE?! WHATT?! Bro life evolves in a very weird way, science is just weird to me, stuff shouldnt do that. I, dont understand. Even when we have all of that, we appreciate all we have, WITH FUCKING MEMES. We got skibidi toilet from this, ahhh, we as a human are evolving GREATLY!!!! People are so very creative with all of their stuff, i sure hope nobody makes a series where toilets with a head inside fight cameras in a very epic fight! Oh look right there! I hope someone doesnt make a state in the united states of america into a meme made fun of millions! Oh whats this? Wyoming doesnt exist? OKAY!!! WOW THE INTERNET IS SO BEAUTIFUL, I SURE HOPE PEOPLE DIDNT SPEND BASICALLY THEIR WHOLE LIFE WATCHING ANIME WHILE ROTTING IN THEIR MOTHERS BASEMENT!!! THIS SURE IS A CIVILIZATION!!!! Ok jokes over, LOOK, LOOK AT THE CHARACTERS!!! IM ABOUT TO PASS DFC454, well, more like get 10th or 11th place, but WHATEVER. I have conquered pain and suffrage through my fingers, my wrist, my palm, my hand. Nature has chosen me to pass dfc454, and i have. I have passed dfc454. You know what they say, all toasters, toast toast!!! Alright, see you guys next hour, because this one is a happy and thankful hour. WOOHOO!!!!! Guys, i killed sd card once again. I cannot stop the madness. Sd card? DFC454s oc? Yeah. im never gonna stop. The magik will forever go on as more sd cards release. Do not underestimate the power of content awareness scale. My buddy ol pal esmbot is the best.OH MY GOID IVE DONE IT AGAIN, i killed another one of his oc’s, tree. The giving tree is a book about a child growing up with his tree, and asking for necessities from the tree. Turns out instead of the tree killing me, i gave the tree the axe. Happ japp. How fucking dare you. You killed them AGAIN. You never really will stop, will you. –dfc454. Oh and also i killed all new ones, so, sorryyyy!!!! “I will find you and i will drop 37 bombs on your house as well as the other homes of all your family members daily.” –dfc454. Well just because you can redo what i once said to you, doesnt change the fact im killing everyone. Im just pissing you off at this point. I just remembered a vivid memory of a show with animals in cans that was once on netflix. I think it was called, “canimals”. I searched it up, and found that the FIRST SEASON was on youtube the whole time. So now im gonna watch the whole show, because i really loved it as a wee little child. What a jolly good show, i wish it had lore i can dive into for this, but SADLY, there is none. Its just a couple of canned animals doing random shit for some time, and thats it. The show is a pretty good premise, but its kinda a waist considering that it doesnt have much lore. But, atleast it has 104 episodes, with each season having 52 episodes. OH AND I ALSO REALIZED, I GOT 90 THOUSAND CHARACTERS NOW!!! WAHEEE!!! I might even get 100k tomorrow, or maybe in two days. But LETS WAIT AND SEE, SHALL WE??? Anyways, the show seems pretty good, it makes sense why MOST OF THESE are food related, considering the fact that THEY’RE CANS!!! Alright, part over. Ok nvm, ill update you on what happens in short unfinished sentence, THE AOWL IS A FUCKING BIGOT. HE DOESNT WAnNA GIVE ANY APPLES. THE OWL DIDNT LET AN APPLE FALL INTO THE PUGS MOUTH TOO. WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE. Just give the dog an apple!!!! OMG HE ALMOST GOT IT, but the fucking owl pushed him off. Bro even the dog is activating his 2 braincells. BRO JUST LET HIM HAVE ONE APPLE. YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. Bros even using a balloon to get one. Ok but thank god the owl gave atleast the trashed apple. OH MY GOD, THE DOG FINALLY GOT THE APPLES, YAYYYY. Oh but burp joke. Whatever. Canimals coolio toolio, oh my fucking god. The dog dropped all the apples on the tree, and cant get off. AND IT ENDS LIKE THAT? I want bro safe, please still be alive. So the girly pop poodle thing is hosting an art contest, or something like that. Oh she stole the spotlight. Whatever, they just painting. A fucking fly buzzes around and messes with the art. OH NAH LEON CALLED THE DOG FAT. the only good one i think was the cat, it looks cool. Anyways, ill stop there. Bye. BRO I LITERALLY CANT PASS THE LAST BATTLE IN MIITOPIA. I am worried for my run in this game, as hit has been 4 attempts to beat him, and yet we DIDNT BEAT THE BOSS OF THE GAME. every single fucking time, it ALWAYS ENDS when the boss is at 100 health or something like that. LOCK IN PEEPS. LOCK THE FUCK IN. so now i have to do anything possible to do instead of the boss, because the game was definitely not LONG ENOUGH WASNT IT??? What a fucking asshole, am i right or am i correct??? Anyways, after showing my brother gameplay of the game, he NOW wants to play miitopia. Well ive been asking for a YEAR now, and he still didnt wanna. NOW HE DOES, WOW!!!! Alright part is over, miitopia this, miitopia that, boss sucks, and my brother wants to play it now. Thats the summary, alright, BYE!!! Im going to flagstaff… for the millionth time. I cant wait… i really cant wait to leave flagstaff. It has no right to be That COLD. its unwarranted. FIRE IN THE HOLE, dropping down!!! What a very joyous time. Im just gonna hope the experience isnt bad, the drive there will be 4 hours, and im carsick, so i might be cooked. :( so, wish me luck peeps. Cya home, cya animals, first time outside of the new house. Yeah i didnt really touch any grass ever since the start of spring break. Yeah, no life. Alright guys, its thaat time. Im gonna share what i want for my BIRTHDAY!!! My birthday list iiiiisss….. NUMBER 1: legalizing nuclear bombs to cast upon whom has beheld pain on me. It can also work for people who piss me off.NUMBER 2: 100 carrots. I can feed horses 2 carrots and they can bestow me. So that means i can pack 50 horses in my bunch. TIME TO TRAMPLE PEOPLE. NUMBER 3: my teachers, i can buy them treasures, and they can get me grades. NUMBER 4: the deed to a new mansion owned by jeff bezos himself. Specifically his 2nd most money ayeee to have the mansion. NUMBER 5: new york. I can get the city of new york, so i can make a bobot out of the buildings there. Number 6: puberty. My puberty hasnt hit yet and i wish i can get it. Like it doesnt wanna go in my voice, my face, my blood, my- yeah nvm. NUMBER 7: a broken pace maker, why? So i can brag how much of a hyakugojyuuichi fan i am. AND NUMBER 8: nintendo company so i can sue everyone i see, yknow, i will not tolerate people using animal crossing music, i will copyright every song in our database. FUCK YEAH, POWERR!!!!! Best birthday gifts ever, would be glad to own every last one of these. GUYS, i only have 6k till 100 thousand. I gotta act fast, need more topics… UHHHHHH oh yeah uhh… ASCII!! Oh wait no i already did that… eggs? No no, i already said how good it is! But i didnt really talk about how you cook the eggs, or how i eat them… but i cant really do that now, its too late… oh whatever. I just LOOOOVEEE eggs. You can make CAKE WITH IT, you can make OMELETS WITH IT, literally ANYTHING GOOD!!! Like you cant expect me to hate it. I love EGGS, i like scrambled eggs, it just tasted good with the egg mixed. I usually eat it with ketchup and/or toasted and buttered bread. Eggs work with mainly anything at this point. THE WORST THING EVERRR!!! IS YOUNG VIRGIN BOY EGGS. THEY CHOOSE YOUNG BOYS, AND LET AN EGG REST AFTER BEING PISSED ON BY THESE KIDS. WHAT A FUCKING GROSS DISH. oh and you know whats worse? ITS A SO CALLED “DELICACY” in CHINA. ITS FUCKING DUMB. eggs are good, i dont know why someone would use it like that. But IT DOESNT MATTER, BECAUSE WE HAVE OTHER DISHES TO LOOK FORWARD TO!!! Even thanksgiving knows how thankful we are to chickens for having eggs. THEY MADE DEVILED EGGS INTO A DISH THERE. And oh my god they are SO GOOOOOOOOD!!! Ok so, eggs are good sounding, and very yummy. We should always trust the egg. OK NOW I HAVE 5 THOUSAND AWAY FROM 100 THOUSAND CHARACTERS. THIS IS SO AMAZING AAAAHHH!!! I spent about 2 months on this shit, and it was very worth it mate. Non stop typing for a great success. Absolutely, greatness. Anyways, lets see if i do have 100 thousand soon.alright, im gonna go rest for a bit, see yah, BYEEEE!!!!1!1 Bro i fucking love olive garden, oh my god. So what i had there (lunch portion) was lasagna and a side of mashed potatoes. The potatoes were clumpy, but i dont know what you would get instead. The lasagna was PERFeCT. No commentary necessary. You might think that would be enough of that, right? WRONG!!! Before that i had a chicken dumpling soup. And before that i had a couple of breadsticks. And after the soup and before the lasagna, i had some mozzarella rectangles. AND AFTER ALL OF THAT, i insisted of eating my brothers food. Yes, im a big back too. You should know this by now, catch up. Making an LTE is a fucking drag man. I can barely talk about anything without giving more personal information about myself, dude it fucking sucks. I have to type so much but yet for so little, if i want one of the longest texts ever, i have to keep my brain focused mainly on this. Like i literally cant do it, i have shit to do i cant just go around typing all the time. Finding topics is more of a problem, because if you want the longest text, you have to talk about anything possible. Like id even have to make a story about taking over north korea. Its just STUPID. Making LTEs are fine and all but dont go all out, because this is basically what happens. :( Ok im just stalling now, because i need to reach a set place in characters. Even when you have a goal, it seems unreachable, because typing it TAKES A WHILEEEE!!! Each part of this LTE takes about 10 - 30 minutes of my time, sometimes even 40 - 50, possibly an hour if i dont feel like typing the long ones. Its very time consuming, and i dont really like it, but thats basically the point of a goal. Making achievements can be hard, yet you still have to get them…. WELL I DONT CaRE MAN, i need it NOW. uhhh.. Uhhh….. WHAT TO TYPE ABOUT. I cant do this man too little topics left… OH YEAH, I HAVE ABOUT 2.5 THOUSAND MORE CHARACTERS TO GO UNTIL I HAVE 100 THOUSAND, YEAAAAAHHHH!!!! Just cant wait for 100 thousand man, it seems too far away… whatever im doing it anyways!!! Oh i forgot about the uber thing… uh… spring break. Fucking spring break man, its stupid. Why, NO UBER SONGS!!! GRRR, WHAT, EVER. spring break is when i dont need the uber, because once again, i only use uber to go from home to school, since im far from it. Anyways, i just arrived at the hotel for me to stay in for the flagstaff trip. I forgot to bring my charger back in, because im stupid as fuck. I accidentally left it in the car, so now i have to get it when my parents get back. What a let down man, my battery percentage is getting lower fast. Ill just hope my computer doesnt die when they get back though, because i need shit to do. Alright how many characters left till 100 thousand… 1.8 THOUSAND?! HOLY SHIT MAN. THIS IS CRAZY, im, surprised. I dont know what happened, but i was just at like 60 thousand 3 days ago, how did i get around 40 thousand in so short of a time span, 3 DAYS. wait what the hell are you doing anonymous rabbit, who even are you. Whatever, aaaanywayyyss… i just want 100 thousand now, so im gonna list off 22 ways you can kill a man. NUMBER 1: knife to the heart. NUMBER 2: trample him with an unholy amount of elephants. DFC454 SAID HES TYPING MORE IN HIS LTE, HE SAID HES AT 91 THOUSAND CHARACTERS. Ok ok… act fast, i dont wanna get passed, but i want to keep this civil… im gonna keep listing off ways to kill a man. NUMBER 3: bullet to the heart. NUMBER 4: bomb him. NUMBER 5: put a cup on someones chest, specifically with a rat in it, heat the cup up so the rat wouldnt have anything else to do but dig through his chest. NUMBER 6: water poisoning/giving him too much water. NUMBER 7: put him in a time machine to make him older. NUMBER 8: pushing him off a cliff. NUMBER 9: running them over. NUMBER 10: walking on his front with spiky cleats. NUMBER 11: choke his throat like you mean it. NUMBER 12: cause him to commit suicide by making his life miserable in every single way. NUMBER 13: pushing him down a flight of stairs from the 19th floor in a building. NUMBER 14: beheading him. NUMBER 15: dismembering him and hiding him in separate bags. OK GUYS, WE ARE SO CLOSE TO 100 THOUSAND. I CAN SENSE THE FEELING. ITS TINGLING IN THE INSIDE OF ME. alright… here we gooooo…. 100 THOUSAND CHARACTERS IN 10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… uhhh… 3… 2… what comes next?... 1… alright, here we go… IN 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.. ZEROOO OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK HOLY SHITT YESASSSSHSHHSH YOOOOOOO!!!!! I cant believe this happened oh my god. Ok party is over, you can go now. Now that i have 100 thousand, i really dont know what to do anymore. Im gonna continue saying ways to kill a man. NUMBER 16: pulling the plug of someone on life support. NUMBER 17: run an amusement park, bring him there, put him on the drop tower, press go, doesnt stop it, lets it crash on the floor. NUMBER 18: forget to bring his parachute bag and push him off a plane. NUMBER 19: feed him a toxic mushroom from a forest. NUMBER 20: throw a massive boulder at him. NUMBER 21: find a lion to eat him. NUMBER 22: drown him by throwing him off a boat. And thats 22 ways to kill a man. HONERABLE MENTION: break a bridge hes on. I feel like its unfair to pass someone who took a year to get so far in their LTE, but then again… i did write everything in this LTE, yet it feels like beginners luck. Anyways, its pi day today! Happy 3.141592653589 day yall!!! To celebrate, i would like to talk about no im not gonna talk about cheese dfc454. I really dont know what to talk about, so im just gonna say whatever. Since my friends are indonesian, there are also stuff that i dont understand at all, which is basically indonesian culture. I really cant talk about anything when they say stuff like that, so i just leave them be. Oh, and also, my friend ser, is REALLY inactive, how are we even supposed to be a trio if one of us is inactive for months on end. Shit is absolutely crazy. Anyways, thats friends for ya, i even invited one to make an LTE, and they said that they were gonna make one about the thomas religion. Preetttyyy fucking stupid. Roblox is getting more boring by the second, its like netflix, its there, but theres nothing. Theres always either “the _____ experience” or “_____ simulator”. Like, nothing appeals to me like it used to man, what the fuck is there now. Roblox is trying to do something about these shitty ass clones, yet ROBLOX is still being overrun by these cheap ass cash grabs. Roblox sucks now, i recently had this situation with my friend, where we basically were trying to play roblox, but with every suggestion we had, it was the same games every time, due to them being the ONLY GOOD GAMES. So since we couldnt pick one of the games we kept playing, they decided to look for one. AND WE ROTTED, WITH NO GAME. so we decided to play tomorrow, and see if theres something to play. This is a huge problem now, because every single time i played roblox back then, it had a bunch of games i wanted to try out. This isnt the case anymore, games are becoming more dull by the minute, and any time soon, everything good will be wiped out. FUCK YOU ROBLOX. Ok, so i asked pink pickle to update my character count, and they did. Once they did, i saw that they placed me at 9th place. WHICH IS MORE THAN I WANTED, but im not gonna complain. She then said that there was a small amount of time where i was double the amount of characters. It was only for 10 seconds, but this motivated me, because when i was doubled, i passed flaming chicken. So now i have a new goal, to pass flaming chickens LTE in characters. Now, that may seem like im very far off… (which i am…) but i ASSURE you that i think i can do this challenge. Maybe, just maybe one day, i can pass flaming chicken. But for now, im gonna try to pass spice04’s LTE, mainly as a sub-goal. So all i need to do to pass flaming chicken is to have 100 thousand more characters than i have right now. Seems kinda hard, but i have to try, with a bit of hope. Ok so you may have noticed before that i changed fonts somehow, and yeah i did. IT WENT COMPLETELY UNNOTICED FOR THE PAST PAGE OR 2. I dont understand how it flew over my dumb ass fucking head that it changed from ARIAL, to ROBOTO. I think i found the culprit, because when i put that equals arrow thing that [dfc454s government name] sent, i copy and pasted from that comment. THE COMMENT SECTION IS IN ROBOTO. So that means, i changed the font, by dfc454’s suggestion. Thats pretty weird. I just found out theres a character limit for a google docs document. I dont think i have to worry much about it, considering that its 1.02 MILLION characters. But if i ever do reach it, i can make a new document, like how rainbowfluffysheep did theirs in 2 parts. Pink Pickle told me Mckenzie reached the limit with their “lte end of the world” document. Which is actually insane if you asked me. Anyways, all i hope for, is to not have to make a separate document for my lte, because its kind of a hassle. It may make me confused on which one is which, so thats why i would name it “whydocs LTE” because, my name was named after the game “islands” on roblox due to a bad update. Bad update on my LTE, bad on the google docs. So, im very smart, very good at name naming. B) Its been more than a day since i have gotten 100 thousand, and how much did i get since then?... errrr…. Not so much. In my prime of the war, i was getting 10 thousand like every 1 and a half hour, and now i get… 4k a day. Wow, the war really did help me alot. Anyways, i would like to talk about geocaching. I really want to start geocaching, but i literally cant. I dont think i can just walk around whenever i want, and then accidentally tear down a bridge and get ran over by a bus. It seems very fun to look around and find a random thing, its like a side quest in real life. I would also like to hide one of my own, but i dont think i have the correct materials for such creations. Ive been watching videos on youtube about it, and i have to say, it does seem great. Would like to do geocaching, i just dont know how to start. Its a pretty weird concept too, i mean, letting people find something they cant keep? Have people ever heard of finders keepers? I mean, people who dont geocach, can also steal it without knowing. Like some people check every crevice for such things, without knowing that thing is a geocach. Im pretty sure they WILL know because, they might have the geocaching logo on it, yet people are dumb sometimes. Anyways, geocaching seems like an extremely great experience, and id really hope to do it some time. Also, ive been on page 30 for a while, and it just changed pages, what a surprise. Alright, this part is finished, goodbye now. Ok guys time to list all artists i listen to and one of my favorite songs from them. FIRST ARTIST. Tyler the creator, one of my favorite songs from them is the first song on the album “wolf”, which is named WOLF. radiohead, one of my favorite songs from them is called black star. Blur, one of my favorite songs from them is called out of time (specifically the Zoe Ball XFM Session one). Tally hall, one of my favorite songs from them is called good day. Weird Al Yankovic, one of my favorite songs from him is hardware store. Kanye West (i dont know about him), one of my favorite songs from him is called all falls down. Thats all im gonna share today, maybe tomorrow ill share some more from them. People say their intrusive thoughts are, “oh, i let my intrusive thoughts win, and i decided to pain my house rainbow!”. But, my intrusive thoughts are… “hey, throw some dog shit at that old lady over there!” “how about you turn that guy gay.” “stand in front of that speeding car!” and “JUMP OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW.” if you ever make my intrusive thoughts win, i will be wanted in the usa, asia, ireland, and every single sports game. Dont you ever give me will power, because i will destroy the earth if i ever do such things. “Assassinate the leader of monaco!” “break your mothers back” “set the hotel on fire”. What an amazing day, sure hope nobody tries to pick me up with a crane, and throw me at an office building! Just know that i am not okay. Guys, i would like to pitch an idea for the lte hub redesign! How about, make the background red. Add a random stock image of a horse on the background, add a spinning taurus at the side of each lte, make the text purple. For maximized effort, please, i want you to make LTE STUFF!!! Flash infront of everything every half of a second. Make the website made by ai! Go to https://websim.ai/ to make the website! ONLY MAKE IT IN ONE PROMPT!!! Put a massive arrow at the discord link so people can realize they can join it. PEOPLE, THIS IDEA IS AWESOME, IF YOU DISAGREE I WILL HAVE TO SHIV YOU ON THE SHOULDER WITH A POCKET FLIP KNIFE. Oh yeah you should also make a random link to where it says “every lte in one!!!!” where every lte text is put together into 1 lte, this would make the entire thing enjoyable, and for lore based stuff in lte, you should make every part of the text in chronological order, so people can understand what the fuck is going on. THANK YOU FOR LISTENING. PLEASE TAKE EVERYTHING ACCOUNTED FOR, MAKE THIS REAL GUYS!!!!!!!! IM BEGGING YOU, I SPENT EVERY DAY ON THE TABLE (like on the table, not on a seat at the table, like on top of the table.) THINKING OF HOW YOU CAN MAKE THE LTE HUB BETTER, AND THIS IS THE BEST I CAN COME UP WITH. THIS REDESIGN WAS SPONSORED BY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS, HONEY, NORDVPN, WORLD OF WARCRAFT, MINECRAFT, INFINITE STAIRS, STAIRCASES, ANIMALS, CHAMBER WITH ALL MY ENEMIES INSIDE, AND BAGUETTES. THANK YOU, AND GOODBYE. This is an average conversation with 3 people with dementia, one of them is gay, one person whos deaf, and a functioning human with no disabilities. Hey whats up hello! Hi. have i met you before? What? Why are you asking me what? Hey whats up hello! I cant think straight. I cant hear you. Hi. have i met you before? SPEAK UP!!! Hey whats up hello! Why are you asking me what? I dont understand whats going on here. Hi! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING?! Bro can yall stop talking? Who are you? WHO ARE YOU? I cant think straight. DUDE WHATS GOING ON. Have i met you before? Hey whats up hello! SPEAK UP PEOPLE, I CANT HEAR YOU. i cant think straight. PLEASE, I CANT HEAR YOU. AAAAAHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!!! Hey whats up hello! Hi. have i met you before? What? Why are you asking me what? AAAAHHHHH (plot twist: the person with no disabilities and the person who isnt deaf are stuck in a time loop, but both of them dont know it yet.) After 2 days being in flagstaff (without playing in the snow… which fucking sucked) i am FINALLY LEAVING!!! I actually missed my house for once, which is actually crazy, because i never missed my house during a vacation. My house has an atmosphere that the hotel “home 2” didnt have. Its pretty hard to replicate, but, the breakfast at the hotel was pretty good, im not gonna lie. I PASSED SPICE04, AND REALIZED THAT THEY ARE ONLINE RIGHT NOW, AND COMMENTED ON MY UPDATE ON MY LTE. SO IM MAKING AN EMERGENCY UPDATE ON MY LTE, SO I WONT GET PASSED BACK. I WILL NOT START ANOTHER WAR ON SOMEONE, BECAUSE IM ALREADY DOING ENOUGH TODAYYYY!!!11!! So if spice04 sees this, and updates their lte, id like to say… theres nothing you can do. Its inevitable, i pass people anyways, im the man who doesnt sleep. My brain doesnt die on me and forgets the alamo, i let it stay focused. You’ll get me next time… maybe. Alright so, my friend kinda released his longest text ever, but spoiler alert… he uses chatgpt for the ui. Its not that bad, i cant assume, it made me realize that i can use websim for my lte now, since that was where i placed my lte at first. I thought yall wouldnt accept it, but whatever. Also, the worst thing about this… is that he broke 2 rules. THE ONE WHERE YOU CANT SPAM FOR MORE CHARACTERS… AND THE ONE WHERE YOU ACTUALLY TYPE THE TEXT. he uses chatgpt for the ui, yes… but he also used it to MAKE THE TEXT LONGER. I would been KINDA ok with it, but iT TAKES UP BASICALLY A THIRD OR A HALF OF THE TEXT. yeah, zian? You hear me buddy? I dont know if this qualifies for an LTE, considering that fact. I told him about it, and im waiting for an answer. One time, i had a weird ass dream. Ill tell you the whole dream (basically all i can remember). So, theres this guy, ill just name him jonah or something, and he runs some sorta large restaurant. But the thing is, people found out hes using ANIMALS to cook the food. So people started protesting. Even after he hired actual people and fired all animals, they still were protesting, so they took the restaurant down. 20 years later, he remembers he still technically owned the place, so he decides to renovate it for a new building, a hotel. But, he sees the place doesnt look like how it was before, it turns out its bigger than it was. He decided to go in, just to see if its okay for renovation. It feels like some sorta maze, or something, and he gets higher and higher, seeing alot of bugs and mold. And then, and only then, when he gets to the 10th (idk what floor) floor, he sees some sorta silhouette of a weird being. He decides to move away from the silhouette, just to be safe, but i dont know when, but he sees the weird being, and gets chased by it. I dont fucking know what happens next, but i do know that the being falls out of the building, and dies. And jonah decides to tear the place down and never use it again, i feel like that was for the best. I also used to have this recurring dream where i fell at a random staircase that i have never seen in my entire life and the dream just ends. I dont know why that used to happen, but it did, and i think it was warning me, because is twisted at the same way i fell, fell at the same way, fell at the same place, and fell at the same time. It was so fucking weird man. HI HI HELLO!!!! this is the FIRST UPDATE on the migration! im migrating from google docs all the way to neocities! (here) Since im not really done with the migration yet, ill tell you what i will add. i will add a character count, so you dont have to calculate how many characters i have in my text, and i will add some link texts so people can move to whatever websites i wanted to make into a certain text. But for now, i really cant do this. All i can do right now is update you on the migration, which is what im doing right now. SO WOOHOO, HAPPY MIGRATION PEEPS!!! hi hi hello again. this is the FIRST UPDATE on mobile, dont know what im gonna do with this update, so im just gonna make up a random story. ok never mind, i changed to computer, im just gonna do what i was gonna do in the first place. So, far far away, actually here, i dont really fucking know. We live in a universe, and our universe isnt as it seems. yeah its a human, what you expect? dont trust me with story writing i suck at thinking of shit. They used to live in some sorta state of constant war, often about which one of us is the more important. Our government has been keeping a secret, which is that the presedent gets to meet with our own universe, and they update the universe on what is happening in themselves, as universes cant see themselves. The government tells us nothing is wrong, yet everything they do goes according to plan, yet doensnt go along with our own thoughts, nor the universes. One universe, so called as the 789,880,172nd universe in the place they live in and the space they lay in, thinks thus differently. They dont ask their own components for help to improve, they think they are great as who they are now. He lets everything go behind them, knowing he cant see himself. He asks himself, "How are all universes SO FUCKING DUMB. choosing themselves to lead themselves through guidance. THEY SHOULD THINK FOR THEMSELVES!!!" they say. So then, he starts work. he decides to make a place where people can lead themselves instead of asking the people who live in them. Changing the guidance, and ending the wars on comparance. He makes a place called, "obsidian plan." Named after for people who let their guidance be changed, and then he new ones set in stone. How is he going to place every single one of the universes in the obsidian plan? well i dont know youre gonna have to come up with how they did it, im still shitty at writing. I dont know where to continue, so ill continue this later. GUYS GUYS, i had an early birthday (9 days before my actual birthday), so im gonna tell yall what i got from it. so i got, 4 vinyls. The bends by radiohead, ok computer from the sae artist, call me if you get lost by tyler the creator, and green album by weezer. I also got a buncha candy, most notably the largest gummy bear and gummy worm. I also got a pokemon binder, and fucking PAPER. Oh and with the new albums i got a new record player. THATS ALL I CAN REMEMBER, so this part is over. PEACE OUT! ive realized that everything that was made in google docs can refer to google docs itself, so most of this is basically nonsensical bullshit. So when you see like anonymous liger, then thats from google docs. When you see something that seems related to docs, its from google docs. I dont have to worry about the max characters, because like i said, ITS FROM FUCKING GOOGLE DOCS. uhm, it might be like im droughting yall out in my lte... which i am, but i will come back. even stronger... and we wait for summer break... and we wait... dont worry, as i am STILL UPDATING THIS LTE, but not as much as i did before. Maybe 1 update per day instead of the usual like... 5? maybe even 6??? but shit, im getting even more tired of making this LTE, so, yeah, 1 update per day. Im not up to what i was used to, and thats ok, I WILL COME BACK... maybe even stronger... (i hope i pass flaming chicken at that time, i dont think i can, but i yearn for such capabilities...) Hey, spice04, do you hear me bud? Come closer if you cant... YOU ARE STILL A FUCKING LOSER LOLOLOL!!!! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU AREEEEE??? Even with your snarky ass comment, you still cant pass ME!!! do you HEAR ME, SPICE04?!?!?!?! even when you chuckled, even with that laugh, even with your additional "6286+ characters (not inculding spaces)" you still have to seek through me, as you didnt pass me. YOU FAILURE, YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING FAILURE!!!! look bro, if you want to pass me, you have to pass me correctly. you cant just guarantee that you have passed me just by adding like only 6 thousand characters into your mix of topics in ur lte. Like bro, you foolish bastard, if you want to pass me, you have to spy on the character count of the person who passed you (or who you ever want to pass, i dont fucking know), and then add more characters in your lte based on how much you need to repass the person who passed you or you want to pass. SO, WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED TODAY, SPICE04????? THATS RIGHT, WE LEARNED HOW TO PASS PEOPLE ON THE LTE LIST. AND DO YOU KNOW HOWWWW???? OF COURSE YOU DONT. if you even passed me, i will always pass you, in every way, shape, size, and form. YOU ARE NOT THE PERSON WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE. ok so i just checked spice04's character count, and compared both mines and theirs to test if mine is longer than spice04's lte. ok... lets see... spice04 has 116,704 characters... nice... and i have... oh, AHAHAH, AHIWHEHEHEH. BAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! this is so fucking funny, i have 119,028 CHARACTERS!!! AHAAHAHAHAH!!! sorry spice04, you failed bro. get fucking wrecked, dont get your hopes up too much. hey guys, have you heard of rover? rover ads? do yoiu scroll on youtube shorts lately? youve probably seen those ads of rover, RIIGGHHTT??? yeah well the ads SUCK!!!! the fucking chuild who sings the dang song is so UNBEARABLE. The animation is OKAYYY... but it kinda looks like corporate art. BUT HOLY SHIT ITS SO SHITTY!!!! its just so annoying, i dont know why nobody is hating the advertisement. I HATE YOU ROVER I AM GOING TO KILL YOUUUU!!! its a great idea for an app, to take care of animals when youre gone, but the song completely wipes the whole point away, because the reputation of it is by the fucking advertisement. THE SONG SUCKS, THE ADVERT SUCKS, IT ALL SUCKS, FUCK OFF ROVER!!!!! bro nostalgia bait is so fucking annoying man. i know i will be talking about this like tiktok does, but its only because, tiktok gives my explanations out clearly. Like what in the actual hell is "dont toucyh my pizza". its trying so hard to be nostalgic, it loses all meaning of what it originally was. The lyrics absolutely suck, because we GET IT, you want to push your grandma off the fucking stairs. I dont even want to touch the same pizza as you bro. The animation sucks too, iuts glazing the epic face too much, like THATS NOT FULLY WHAT 2017 WAS YOU FUCKING DUMBASS!!! nostalgia bait is just stupid, we dont want nostalgia like that, it should be reminded of naturally, not forcefully. guys, the weekend is coming up sooner or later. So, you know what that means? more lte. FISH! anyways, when the weekend happens, i will be more active on my lte, school is the main reason why my lte is having way less more updates. So, 2 whole days of almost non-stop lte updating!!!! Im gonna hope i have enough topics to talk about during the weekend for this wave of updates, but for now, yall are gonna have to eat once a day, and starve :( DONT WORRY ITS ONLY 1 MORE DAY TILL THEN!!!!!!! LETS FUCKING GOOOOO!!!! oh, also, my back and hip pain is back, and its worse than EVER. i cant even sit up without getting a 10 second lasting pain. I CANT EVEN BEND, SIT DOWN, STAND UP, WALK UP STAIRS. oh and dont get me started on the walk home, thats gonna fucking KILL ME!!! i just want it to stop... please hey, FALCON XWPLAY'S!!! you're next broski. YES IM TALKING TO YOU, the way you think you're safe where you are right now, but you know im tickling and trickling down your next and seemingly whispering death into your ears. I am slowly coming near to your placement, you cant escape now falcon xwplays... you can never escape... what am i even talking about, he hasnt updated in like 4 months, ill be fine maybe. He will be finished off maybe... what am i talking about bro, knockton made an entry after like 5 months of inactivity, so hes surely gonna come back and update his LTE just in time for me to almost graze his placement by a single character. I could pass him only for like a minute before he passes me and takes his spot back again as a possibility. But, falcon xwplays... there is always a way for me to pass you... i always come back... DFC454 was no match for me... SPICE04... NO MATCH. You arent slick falcon xwplays. I dont know whats the reason why people hate "mcdonalds in the pentagon", but here are the reasons i think people hate the song for. Its probably because of the parappa adlibs, the people who listen to it and use it as a sound, and because the song was turned into FUCKING SKA. i mean who likes ska anyways. Whatever, deal with it dude, i dont care if you hate the song, people like it, thats it. Just ignore the fucking song if your so fucking triggered by it. Its just a song, people like it, if you dont like it, ignore. WHY IS THAT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND?!?! Its tiktok, people are bound to hate on something instead of ignoring whatever the fucking thing is. If people like it, they will bully them to the point of where the haters are way worse than the people who LIKE the thing they are bullying on about. Tiktok is just one of the worst platforms on the internet, because its bound to be full of haters, pain, discomfort, and despising. Like, whats the point anymore, even YOUTUBE SHORTS is even better than TIKTOK. sigh so, i was on youtube, and i was watching the spongebob movie REHYDRATED (if u dont know what it is its just the spongebob move but remade with new voice actors and animators) So, while watching it, i was watching the video, and i got an ad. Well, that seems normal, why do you want to rant about this shit? it seems absolutely useless, and you're right, but i just felt the need to talk about this with you. Because that ad was for a dentist place. And the ad was pretty normal, i had alot of these ads before, BUT ONE OF THE BEFORE AND AFTER EXAMPLES, WAS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING CRAZY. There was this person with 3 FUCKING TEETH, ALL 3 ARE ROTTEN TOO. im not the one to judge someones teeth, but seriously, what the fuck were you doing? Im so sorry for the fucking dentist who had to see those teeth, i pay respects. Now i know why they wear masks, it seems like the mouth may smell like shit. please brush your teeth once. who would own the lte list after pink pickle dies (or whoever owns it?) i mean, stuff cant go on forever, but stuff technically can if people are still coming across it. Would they give it to the person on the top of the lte list? i mean id assume so, but i feel like knockton would also be dead, so maybe the highest person who ISNT dead. Whatever, i mean, things do that all the time, stuff doesnt go on forever, always doesnt. i mean, people dont care about making a text so long its just a large ass block. i mean, who does??? anyways, if i still exist, please give the list to me if knockton doesnt want it, PLEASE??? ID REALLY APPRECIATE IT. THANKS. I PRAY TO YOU, I SWEAR TO GOD, ILL STAY ACTIVE!!! PLEASE, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!! AAAAAHHH!!! Ok, so i was scrolling on youtube shorts, please ignore why i was scrolling on youtube shorts, and i saw a video about someone at school asking a man saying a speech at an assembly a question. They said, would you fight a gorilla every year with a sword every year, or fight a chicken every time you opened a door? i talked about this with KFC (dfc) FOUR HUNDRED-FIFTY FOUR, and we both agreed on gorilla at first, because the sword really helped with fighting the gorilla. Yet, we started to actually think for a second, instead of snorting random things with a rolled up dollar bill. I said that we can let other people open the door for us. We got another problem, they said how will we go to the restroom? easy, pee on the fucking chicken. It turns out, we can even have free food for eternity. in my humble opinion, i wouldnt solve world hunger with this, instead ill solve my hunger. So, we chose chicken, you can probably tell us what you would choose in the lte discord. Me and dfc454 told one of my friends (sprout) to make an LTE themselves. At first it was all just, no, nah, and never, and finally we convinced them to make an lte themselves. Now im here, telling you shit right now, because for some reason im worried that they will pass me at any point of my life. So without further ado, i will tell you 25 ways to start a controversy. 1: be on twitter. 2: be political. 3: beat someone at uno. 4: make people do creatives. 5: help people in need. 6: dont help people in need. 7: say the wrong pronouns about someone you already know. 8: just being in the lgbtq+ community. 9: being christian. 10: not being christian. 11: make fanart about a game. 12: saying a humble opinion. 13: not having an original opinion. 14: i dont know what to put here so im just gonna say, hating on someone who is wrong. 15: loving someone who is lawfully right. 16: making any art in general. 17: owning animals and taking care of them greatly. 18: when you are simply just eating food on the internet. 19: making your first song. 20: making your first anything. 21: having fun. 22: coughing. 23: speaking. 24: Breathing. 25: EXISTING. AAAAHHHhhh i may have too much things revolving controversy, so instead, i will make top 25 ways to be joyful!!! wahee!!!! ok guys, never mind. i have something to tell you. im getting tested for diabetes. please pray for me when i get tested for this, since for the forseeable future, i cant confirm if i have diabetes yet. Lets just pray for the best, and hope i dont die. toodles. death is actually so fucking creepy bro, like i dont feel like losing all ive worked for just for something i didnt get. there is no 101% guarantee that heaven and hell both exist, but if they do, i will be glad for if i do die, i would hope for heaven. i dont want to go to hell, or possibly see nothingness. Reincarnation, or possibly the egg theory, where the same person is everyone at once. yeah, but, i really dont want to die. its seemingly a loss of life out of nowhere, and pain until gone. i dont want this, i just want a normal life. guys i just went to go get checked up on about my back, i dont think i have diabetes, maybe just a slight fracture on my spine, but i believe that im okay. ok so, there is NO fracture on my spine, i feel better now because i took some uhh... i dont really remember the name but they prescribed me with tylenol. i feel better now and i can stand up and walk. alright, so i have 23% on my computer, so ill spend most of it with this LTE. i think i already passed falcon xwplays, but we'll see later. i reminded him that i was gonna pass him, because im kinda asking for a challenge right now, and there really isnt anything to do with my lte other than pass people and update you all on random ass things that were and/or are on my mind. So, the lte discord made a minecraft server, for some reason, i believe for fun. And i was kinda having fun too, BUT HOLY SHIT HOW ARE YALL PROGRESSING SO FAST?! i dont really play the game as much as all of you, because i have other games to play other than minecraft, but howds, HOWD YOU GET DIAMONDS, THE DEEP DARK, AND FIND A STRONGHOLD SO FAST?! im appalled, please stop speedrunning howds, its scaring me. me no no like this anymore bruv. Anyways, should i try to get a 100 floor streak in regretevator? im not one of THOSE regretevator fans, but, should i??? you can tell me in the lte discord or somewhere else you know me from. this mightve been enough to pass falcon xwplays, but im gonna tell you all RIGHT FUCKING NOW. alrighty then, lets go... in 3, 2, 1... oh wait hold on, im like only 20 characters away, lemme try again... IN THREE... TWO... ONE... ZERO... HOLY SHIT YESSSS!!!! I PASSED FALCON XWPLAYS!!! FUCK YESSS!!! happy new placement. flying up the board fast. ok who do i have to pass next... oh fuck. no i dont want to do this anymore, NO I DONT WANT TO, NOOOOOO!!! AAHAHHH. AHAHAHAHHHHh!!! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, I HAVE TO PASS FLAMING FUCKING CHICKEN. IM PROBABLY GONNA DIE BEFORE I EVEN PASS BRO. AHAHHHAAHHAHHH... no. why would you ever think that. i can definitely pass bro, wait how many characters do i need again to pass flaming chicken? ohhhhhhh..... i need to pass 203,941 characters to pass flaming chicken... maybe i can pass him???? I DONT KNOW?! I DONT WANT TO, I DONT WANT TO PLEASE. PLEASE. FUCKING HELL!!! ight, im gonna check how many characters i have now after yapping about who i have to pass after falcon xwplays... ight AGAIN. IN THREEEE... TWOOO... ONEEE... ZEEEROoo... oh.. OHO WOW. i have uhhh... 130,579 CHARACTERS?! man i actually am going too fast. alright, im done with this part, its getting a bit too looong. BYE! ok so sadly i did say i will be staying with you until my computer dies, i thought it would die fast but NOPE, ITS STILL AT FUCKING 16%. ok so i will make 3 random questions, and let you answer in the discord chat. QUESTION 1: would you rather escape a brazen bull or have type 1 diabetes. QUESTION 2: someone walks into the boy restroom, there are 10 urinals, 4 of them are taken up. the first urinal is being used, the 4th urinal is being used, the 6th urinal is being used, the 7th urinal is being used, and the 9th urinal is being used. what urinal will you choose? what stratagy would you use for it? QUESTION 3: would you rather watch a pig fly and you get to ride it, or a pig die and you can eat all the food made out of it? those are all the questions i can think of right now, start thinking bruv. ok so after all that, i checked my percentage, i was hoping for a sub 10, but SOMEHOW, IM STILL AT 15%. BRO HOW THE FUCK. its still standing after all this time, its a survivor. i dont know what to say, i wonder how long it would last from 100% to 0%. probably 16 hours as my best prediction. it can also possibly be 13 hours. i can PROBABLY pass flaming chicken if i typed that long without stop. alright so its 11:14 right now, and the best thing i can get right now is chef boyardees can of mini ravioli, because im too LAzY to cook. so, be right back guys. alright guys im back, this time im ACTUALLY gonna do something for the first time in a millenia. MAKE AN UPDATE TO THE WEBSITE DESIGN!!! alright so... how do you think about the design? its based off of my OC's shirt. i hope you like it and get used to it because its gonna say like that from now on until i think of a better design or never changing at all. im gonna check the amount of characters i have in my lte NOW. 3210. 132527 CHARACTERS?!?! whatever. im at school and its pretty hard to type right now since i domnt want my teachers to spot me adding cuss words in here, and so i put it at low brightness because hes like 60 and maybe his eyes are bad at seeing what i am typing. congratulations to me that i cant see anymore, zoo wee mama. so please forgive me for any typo that i do to my lte right now. anyways which kahoot version is better, blooket or gimkit? i fee like blooket is better since there are many versions of games you can do in it, and i love seeing people throw chairs at others just because they got 10% of gold taken away from them. The only things i hear from gimkit is parkour... alot of parkour, i want more stuff in it that makes people kill others and commit war crimes just because. Gimkit doesnt even learn 89% of the time, the onloy time we learn from it is when teachers put us on it, basically useless. so uhh, i believe blooket is above kahoot and gimkit no doubt. FUCK YEAH!!! alright thats the end of this one because i have shit to do. BYEEE!!! uhhh, i just found out we have NOTHING to do right now, lunch is soon and my legs still hurt. i dont know why school wasnt cancelled for me, because i was still SENT. AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! im tryna lay low on the curses, for some reason my class still restricts cursing, so i have to stop cursing for now. anyways, you can suggest what my background and text colors should be, because i dont feel okay with the new background and text. Here are 10 ways to be GLEEFUL!!!! NUMBER UNO!!! you should be yourself! NUMBERO DOS!!! IGNORE HATERS!!! nuber TRES! dont be on the internet so much! number FOUR!!! connect with people!!! number FIIIVE!!! make others gleeful too!!! NUMBER SIX!!! dont doubt yourself with any mistakes! NUMBER SEVEN!!! there is always love in the sea of hatred! NUMBER EIGHT!!! relax! NUMBER NINE!!! never use violence! AND NUMBER 10!!!!! stay close to ones you love and find hope when you are down. CONGRATS!!! YOUVE BECOME GLEEFUL! MOST OF THESE MAY BE THE SAME, BUT GLEEFULNESS IS THE KEY TO OTHER FEELINGS, LIKE TRUTH, AND GREAT KNOWLEDGE!!! YOU MUST OUT YOURSELF ON STUFF TO FEEL LESS STRESSED, AND BECOME... gleeful. guys i am so stressed that i am not gonna be able to pass flaming chickens lte, because honestly im moving my text very slowly, so this entry will be about how SLOW THE PEOPLE IN SCHOOL ARE!! not entirely though, i have another thing to talk about here. When i was walking to lunch, SOMEHOW i was faster than this group. EVEN WITH SOME BAD LEGS, I AM FASTER THAN THEM?! its honestly flabbergasting that people put priorities upon talking to friends where they are needing to be, other than doing school work. i mean YES you can talk to others, but seriously, its school, you need a JOB to LIVE. and without school you wont be ABLE to get a JOB. SO GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT!!! its not that hard, i know school sucks, but you have to do it anyways, theres no point resisting if thats going to come back to you in the worst way. honestly you are stupid as hell. so i tried doing the 100 floor streak run in regretevator, but oh my god was i stupid enough to quit. SINCE I ALREADY PLAYED LIKE 3 THOUSAND FLOORS BEFORE TRYING OUT THE RUN. AAGGHHGH i dont know what happened with me there... im gonna try again after school but this time im not gonna quit earlier that im supposed to. i stopped at floor... maybe 17? i gave up a bit TOO early didnt i... ARRGGHH!!! lets hope i do it and this time do it way better than i did before. PLEASE REACH 100 FLOORS WITHOUT PAIN🙏 ahhhh the olden days, where did the times go... when i used to be typing in from websim... ah yes, i miss when i used to say the actual lte list when i didnt think i can add it from there... and now im here. im at 7th place in the lte list (the reasoning why im 8th is because it isnt updated on the list.) and i am now typing in inside of an actual website. i am happy with this, i am great with all of this. finding this and making one of my own was maybe one of the best decisions i have ever done. i am now at about 136 thousand characters in this LTE, and i can say that definitely... oh what am i saying this is the WORST thing i have EVER DONE. WHY AM I STILL MAKING THIS, THERE IS NO END. THERE IS NO COMING BACK, THIS IS MY LIFE NOW. THIS IS ALL I CAN DO. HELP, HEEELLLPPP!!!! AAAHHHHGGHH!!! Ex: my calculation was wrong, i am not near 136 thousand, i AM at 136 thousand characters. and now i am extremely close to 137 thousand characters, like EERILY close, i believe im already at the 137 thousand mark. so congratulations to me, i think, i dont know what i mean by "i think", i can GUARANTEE, THAT WHEN I SAY DENTAL FLOSS, I HAVE 137 THOUSAND CHARACTERS. ALRIGHT, HERE IT GOES, DENTAL FLOSS. I HAVE MOST DEFINETLY GOTTEN 137 THOUSAND CHARACTERS BY NOW. so uhh, happy new thousand guys. uhh, so dfc454 said that they were going to now make LTE lore. He said he would add the 4 people with no pfp at the top in the lore, and i changed my name into apple and went invisible so they will become divided. And dfc454 will add pink pickle and a fight with blue bickle. this seems like a very good entry to his lte, and i am actually probably so cooked right now, because it seems like enough for him to pass me back. ive only ever have been passed once but that was probably only by 1 character or smtn lol. OH GOD, SO HE JUST POSTED AN UPDATE ON HIM WORKING ON HIS LITTLE LTE LORE BOOK OF HIS, AND HE SAID ITS ALREADY AT 2 THOUSAND CHARACTERS!!! oh god oh no, this is bad this is real bad. and the worst part to rub it all in my face, he added a side note, and that thing he said, he said hes most likely gonna add the thing into his lte. BRO, I DONT WANNA GET PASSED, PLEASE NO. HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL, AS I HAVE NOT DONE ANYTHING. YOU ARE A MONSTER!!! A BIG COLD HEARTED MONSTER!!!!! whatever, things come and go. oh yeah he updated his lore thing earlier, and somehow the first chapter took until IT TURNED INTO A TXT FILE. WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK. oh and again, he updated and showed us his chapter 2, its just an "excerpt" he said. HOW. BITCH THATS A CHAPTER ALREADY. are you actually serious right now. okay, i reminded pink pickle that i will ask for an update on my character count tomorrow, so yeah. oh my god its crazy how fast i am growing. i only made this like 2 months ago, and i already passed people who took years to get this far. Its honestly flabbergasting to me. also, i believe that in dfc454's lore, i might have an EXTREMELY large part in it. he talked about the before in the discord server, and then i grew fast making the lte, and then i declared war on dfc454, after dfc454 went on to his antics and worried about me passing him. HONESTLY he forgot to say i went insane during it due to the silly things he was doing with the spy, like adding and then removing random emails into the lte. JUST KNOW THAT THIS WAS ALL BEFORE THE MIGRATION (somehow...) anyways, dfc, you have to add more details to the war thing, other than that, the writing is pretty good i must say! i just hope it doesnt go for so long to the point you pass me. I CHECKED HOW MANY CHARACTERS DFC454 HAD IN HIS LORE THING ABOUT THE LTE, AND HE HAS 7 THOUSAND FUCKING CHARACTERS. bro i am so cooked right now oh my god. alright so i want to have more chatacters right now, so i am going to attempt to do the 100 floor streak in regretevator. i dont know if i would be able to, because someone said it took 16 HOURS to do 500, so if we did 16 divided by 5, the whole challenge would take about 3 HOURS to do. i dont know if im capable of such things, but its worth a shot. oh wait i just got food, i will do it soon i promise, but for now, BE RIGHT BACK! alright i finished the food, i can do the floor streak run now, HUZZAHHHH!!! never mind, i dont think i even want to do it anymore bro. i mean, i didnt even try it before and right now, and honestly it would be boring playing the same things over and over again for 100 floors. 3 hours is just a BIT too long for me... like honestly do you think i could ever do that? well i mean i did 100 floors before, but that was with a friend, and a bunch of losses. if i ever attempt this, it would be impossible for me to solo, but someone did 500 floors solo... maybe i can do it, but i dont think i have the free time. i will start attempting again in the weekend, but for now ill let the challenge rest until then. dfc told me to document what he does while he sleeps on his keyboard in aiabs, so i am doing that. he is holding a can of beans, now an egg, looking at the slenderreet plat. he sits down again. he switches seats with the one next to him. and he says tags. this is so surprising to me, wow. OH MY GOD, HIS FIRST WORKS!!! ltter. this is FASCINATING!!! now hes looking at the game creator wall. zry tj he says, as he sits next to the slenderreet plat. did bro just say nitrouzs g?! whatever, someone joisn the game and sits next to him for a little bit, he sits, with a can of beans in his hands, he starts to eat the beans, and he does. this is the best thing i have ever done in my entire life, well ill be, i will do this whenever i can! dfc just stays ut, doing nothing much. his beans spoiling away as he sits, waits. he nows says, rgetsfreg ashfa vb9. thats cool, along with - Search Microsoft Bing. what the flip. ashfa vb9 All Copilot 5c. NOW, HE SAYS, CCC C CALIFORNIA!!!!! YOOOO!!!! guys are you hearing this, because i really am! now hes looking in his emote book! wonder what he picks. he jumps in joy with all the options he can chose! cmon man, i know u can hit a jig... i wait for his next action he sits down again. great. dfc, please stop. and now he just left the game, what the flip. i think he got banned, or he just did that manually. anyways, the document is over, gn!!! oh yeah so, extension on the last part, aiabs is REVIVED!!! and we are all addicted again. so what the hell are yall doing in there, you may ask? oh you know, afking, delivering, talking... FOR 3 - 4 FUCKING HOURS. thats actually so surprising to me how we do something so boring, and it becomes addicting to us, like drugs, and that shit. DFC454 IS HAVING MORE FUN THAN ANY OF US, because he plays this game with every chance he gets. so first he got to 50 BOXES, and then to 100 BOXES, and now hes at almost 150 BOXES. all in a span of 1 - 2 days. unfathomably crazy considering all i wanted to do in this game for a while was to just show him my box count. at first it was 24.1 thousand... and now its 24.3 THOUSAND. this is actually insane. We did all of that, and we led up to the documentary of sleeping dfc, best documentary in roblox up to date. i feel like making a function in this website, ya know, like a daily magazine? it seems pretty easy to impliment, so ill add it right about now, so to speak. So, be right back, as i make the function! see, its right there now! heres what im gonna do with it, when the week ends, ill add the story from the magazine (the first one does not count anymore, because i already talked about how it just started.) SO YEAH, i might have VERY MUCH FUN with this! hey guys im back again, but with a very cool twist! im in school again. yay. still same old, same old. i have 20 minutes for right now, so ill do this, because theres nothing to do. alright, bye. guys, i have like a whole hour of free time right now, so im gonna be typing here, because i honestly have nothing to do right now. I made a new update for the weekly magazine, because, well, its weekly. all there is was just thast it releazsed. like bro we know you just dropped man, you dont have to be like that. so guys, i just put a large part of the text, and i lost like 400 characters in my text. this is outrageous, if i didnt swipe it still wouldve been here, BUT NO, I JUST HAD TO ACCIDENTALLY SWIPE TO THE RIGHT ANDS GO BACK TO LAST SAVE!!!! this is just madness man. anyways lemme just recap what io said. im gonna add the weekly magazine from this week into here after the week ends, because you know, archivallllll!!! i also want people to read this more, because people can just go here for only the weekly magazine, so i want people to read my lte and mostly not the weekly magazine only. i want people to look at this bloxk and say, "wow! cool!" because i spent like 2 months onm this. SO PLEASE, DONT JUST READ THE MAGAZINE ONLY, READ THIS TOO. i dont know why you wouldnt have read this because the only way you can see this is by reaqding this so, thanks for not only reading the weekly magazine? alright, bye. so, i had remake the weekly magazine, because what the fuck was that. no it was actually just shitty. So, what i did, is just redo the entire fucking thing. atleast its a better thing than whatever the LAST thing was. its actually just fucking stupid that i just inputted the wrong things with the wrong brain. i dont really care anymore, it changed, im just glad im not bugging with the wrong blood type infused. alright, so i have about... wait holy shit? fuck you mean 4 hours, 12% shouldnt be like that? whatever, im a man of my word. i will stay with yall for as long as i can before my computer dies, so maybe this will get to 151k characters??? i dont know maybe just a speculation on it, because oh wait hold on the device switched minds, now its gonna die in an hour. still, HUH? WHAT? also, right now i currently just talked to someone for about 30 minutes, so now i have like 30 minutes left with you. SORRRYYYYY!!! wait ive still been charging my phone... whatever. APPLE!!!! hello, i would like to say that, making an LTE is not that hard, you just need thought bubbles to appear in your head once in a while, and just type it out. And when you get bored, you can always update it another time. Its simple! i even saw that there was a new person who arrived in the lte list, sslink. why hello there, it turns out theres a new running trend going on that everyone is basically using google docs for their LTE, but im not gonna judge you for it... because i made more than like half of this lte in google docs. Typing your mind out is just spilling your brain over the screen, and showing off whatever it comes up with. do not let other people say it is hard, its easy if you just dont combat people with your character count... yeah well i mean, i did it like TWICE, but dont sweat it out man, im not really competitive anymore, only if i reach pink pickles level then i would probably become competitive again. Also, its friday guys, you know what that means? FISH- the regretevator floor streak of 100 floors. Ill try to train at home so i can get through it all, time is a pain you know, im not going to let that slide, id ont care about time anymore, all i care about is courage. skill. power. extra onions. lettuce, cheese, tomato, and BUN, in that order! one crying johnny, oooorder UP! im gonna kill myself. anyways, wish me luck on the challenge. WAHEE!!! oh i also realize, im basically the fastest person according to the LTE list to rise up, which is cool and all, but honestly it feels weird passing someone from like 20 years ago. flaming chicken, YES IM TALKING TO YOU. im coming. (do NOT think of it like that, its not what i mean, you stupid, dirty minded, one.) oh yeaaah, sslink? its okay if you missed a single day of typing, hell, even a week. i skipped a week of typing before because i was very distracted on other stuff. i dont know if youre reading this, but i hope you pass flaming chickens LTE. i have a personal and unreasonable beef with him, because yeah, i wanted to. if im about to pass this man, i do have to have unnecessary beef with them. Anyways, this part is getting very long, and i need a small break, because honestly i cant keep typing for a while without getting caught. BYEEEEE!!!!!! wait guys, what the hell is happening, it doesnt want me to add line 208 in my code, its being STUPID!!! AAAHHGGGHH!!! lets hope it fixes after this one... still, NO?!!??! HAHAHAAH. AH. AGGHAGH. aeerhhg... PLEASE BRO, IM NOT MOVING BACK!!! my texts. MY HARD WORK!!! why isnt it UPDATING!!!! im trying so hard to update this place, and yet it doenst want to UPDATE?! this is OUTRAGEOUS. i WILL KILL YOU NEOCITIES!!! NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, YOU WILL BE DEAD VERY SOON. oh no way... YESSSS, OHH MY GOD FINALLY!!! IT LANDED ON THE TEXT!! OH THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOOOOUUUU!!!! AAWWWWGHGHH YESS!!! all i had to do it turn on and off the internet. IM GOOD!!! i tried interacting with the new person on the LTE block. sslink. so what i tried to do is send alot of edit requests. like millions, and millions, to try to talk with him. but actually, he didnt respond. all this guy did was say that there was an anonymous [animal here], and went on with typing his lte. i mean, thats okay, but i just felt like talking to him, so im getting more. i also suggested to send a link, and they still didnt respond. i mean, okay? but all i want to do is say hi and then go. so i stayed for 2 HOURS trying to get his attention. I also did a different approach, adding different accounts until anonymous nyan cat appears. they notice, yet they didnt interact much, just added random parts on it... (like i did...) and i gave up after the 2 hours, because i was bored. maybe next time, i guess. GUYS, I HAD ONE OF THE MOST CRAZIEST DAYS (in aiabs, but sorta real life too). so, i invited me, dfc, and sprout to play aiabs, right? (aiabs is short for afk in a basement simulator, if you forgot what i said earlier.) and, honestly, everything afterwards was CRAZY. so, we played for like 5-6 HOURS STRAIGHT, we then got btools from supr (a dev of the game, so to speak) and we basically ruined the lobby TWICE (because, well, i shut the server down, so they had to do it again.) and, it was better than before, but before the redo... it was hell. both me and sprout got 200 boxes today, and dfc got to 200 too. when i got 4 million seconds (YES i did get 4 million seconds) we decided to go on a public server, because we needed more people to see me reach 4 million seconds, and also for sertysu86 to join us successfully. AND THEN SHARK JOINS, yes ser joins FINALLY!!!! the game turns into party mode, someone i dont know, yet the others know, joins. i mean who the fuck is carta? they still havent presented me to this guy, is he playboi carti??? anyways, during that, ive been recoridng for 1 HOUR AND 24 MINUTES. im waiting for it to load into my stoarage, but yet, IT HASNT YET. it hasnt for like an hour or 2 i believe. like i recorded everything that happened, but honestly, i wish i could record more. anyways, in real life, i got some pizza, went to my grandmas, did everything i did in aiabs there, and done. yeah it wasnt really the wildest of days in real life, but it was really fun. and yes, i did interact with my grandma there, shes very nice, she even gave us grapes to eat. so yeah, today was great. NO WAY!! I HAD THE BEST IDEA YET FOR AN LTE ENTRY!!! HOW ABOUT... THE MOST ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT WAY TO PLAY CHESS??? okay ill start... W-pawn goes up, and im not telling you how much. B-queen casts thunderstorm because shes actually the queen of the sky. W-rook throws his controller at the B-pawn, and the pawn backflips to dodge, and then B-bishop gets hit. B-knight casts america and france flags, as it is how his land, and anyone who invades will be wrathed apon doom. W-pawn goes in to the america land, the W-knight decides to fly to france, so they can throw the flag at B-knight, and be punctured, now every time they move, they can knock pieces over, and white is immune. W-bishop throws holy water at W-king, W-king gets wings, and as B-rook was about to move... the wings knock them over, and the W-king shits redbulls at him. B-pawn takes W-pawn by forcing him to watch 48 hours of chalkboard screeches. CANONBALL w-pawn says, jumping on W-knight, making them rowdy, and knock over 3 B-pawns, and B-king. W-king casts uranium bomb, bomb is unaffective, but stardles some back pieces of B side, so they fall. B-Queen, still intact, is now in check. W-rook casts fireball, since queen was in his path, queen gets knocked. meaning rook gets the lasagna, and you won the game. I hope you enjoyed this new version i thought of, its very nice in my thoughts. i barely play chess so i dont really visualize the board in my head very well, but im sure this will make the game even better to play. please chess.com, considering to add my version of chess to your website, if you even see this... anyways, BYEEEEE!!! okay guys so turns out, sslink got on the discord server (FINALLY!!!) and i said to them i was the anonymous axolotl, nyan cat, and blah blah blah BLAH!!!! so, sslink, yeah, that was me, but i was tryna get your attention bro. What i learned from zians lte is, there are no rules to lte other than spamming, and copying for right now. and i believe that every lte that broke the rules before hand can get a get out of jail free card. so lets just all agree that we just yap about random shit that doesn't exist and say that france invaded iceland as a joke and iceland threw 78 bombs in europe as a joke too, only before they make it to where there cant be any misinformation that you know is fake. And yet again, we can also say that jonny the violin wasnt killed, and the kid was killed instead, so jonny escaped, went to donkey kong, and played some fortnite for 78 hours straight. After the game, he decided to eat some bananas, turns out theres children inside of the bananas, and he gets reminded of the child he was about to kill. so, he revives him with these words... "ALKAM AHOR UYRE VANDRTUA LUNE WEMOX CALOI AMOR LIUSNA!!!" and he came back as a 37 year old man. jonny says "thank you for this amazing help, i will now pursue my life as a business man on a lantern made out of grilled cheese" and flies away. the man/kid was raised by coyotes for the next 20 years of his life until he was drowned in water by tripping on the same banana child jonny was about to eat. so yeah, theres no boundaries right now, so this is so done for as an LTE. so, yeah, do what the fuck ever you would ever like to do. mehrhehhehe...

the weekly magazine

week 1: this just in, bart simpson spots weird glowing orb in the lands of new jersey. people speculate that the orb may have felt like a popcorn kernel, others say spiderman layed it at noon, and it will hatch a spider in 12 days. Magazine text replaced, as the text isnt really a good one. George washington came back from the dead to jump over hurdles in the olympics, wins silver medal. George washington dies again from people whom caught lack of what he did before. news flash, big thunderstorm in arizona, killing all fires for the first time in a century. the joker ends the thunderstorm because he loves arson, but george washington doesnt want that, he will ask something else. Whoever saw last or old magazine for week one, they are not wanted.